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"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Another Saturday Night and I ain't got no body.
Another Saturday Night and I ain't got nobody.
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Another Saturday Night and I hang out a body.
Another Saturday Night and I ain't got nobody.
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Another Saturday night and I ain't got no party.
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got some money
Cause I just got laid
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got some money
Cause I just got paid
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got some money 'cause I just got laid.
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got some money 'cause I just got paid.
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Another Saturday night and I hate got nobody.
Another Saturday Night and I ain't got nobody.
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Another Saturday night
And I hate, got nobody.
Another Saturday night
And I ain't got nobody.
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
He had a system that was just fine
He had a sister who looked just fine
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
I let her walk away
I'm in an awful way
"Bad Brakes"
Bad brakes, mocha shakes
Bad brakes, whole car shakes
Bad apple gas
Banapple gas
Ban Apple Jacks
Banapple gas
"But I Might Die Tonight" (MP3)
Work hard boy and you'll find
One day you'll have a chocolate mine
Work hard boy and you'll find
One day you'll have a job like mine.
Oh, the candy man
The candy man
I've gotta let him out.
Oh, I can't keep it in
I can't keep it in
I've gotta let it out.
I know how Mexico
I know I have to go.
You're still young, that's your foe.
You're still young, that's your fault.
I've seen many coloured girls before.
I've seen many other girls before.
"Ghost Town"
Rubbing your d***s on the great Houdini.
Learning new tricks from the great Houdini.
"Hard-Headed Woman" (MP3)
I'm looking for a hard-headed woman
One who'll make me do my bed.
I'm looking for a hard-headed woman
One who'll make me do my best.
"I Think I See The Light" (MP3)
Until you came into my locker.
Until you came into my life, girl.
"I've Got A Thing About Seeing My Grandson Grow Old" (MP3)
While my butt's still warm and my mind's on my bladder
While my blood's still warm and my mind doesn't matter
A brown-eared dormouse
A brown-haired dogmouse
"Jesus"
They come and got my Buddha.
They called him Gautama Buddha.
"Lady D'Arbanville" (MP3)
My Lady Dabambi
or
My Lady Diana
My Lady D'Arbanville
"Lady D'Arbanville" (MP3)
My lady Gubunyi
My Lady D'Arbanville
"Lady D'Arbanville" (MP3)
My lady Ka-bunny
My lady d'Arbanville
"Lady D'Arbanville" (MP3)
My lady da bamba
My lady d'Arbanville
"Lady D'Arbanville" (MP3)
My lady killed a bee
My lady d'Arbanville
"Lady D'arbanville" (MP3)
My Lady Da Bumboy
My Lady D'arbanville
"Lady D'arbanville" (MP3)
My lady Dubundil
My Lady D'arbanville
"Lady D'arbanville" (MP3)
My lady drop on me.
My Lady D'arbanville
Mary dropped her pants by the sand
And let a possum come and take her hand
But the soul of nobody knows
Where the possum goes.
Where does the possum go?
Mary dropped her pants by the sand
And let a parson come and take her hand
But the soul of nobody knows
Where the parson goes.
Where does the parson go?
And the rent's in her ears
And the rent's in arrears
The flies in your head, you take them to bed
The files in your head, you take them to bed
Your balls in your hand, your tables are bent
The files in your head, you take them to bed
"MoonShaow"
And if I ever lose my mouth
All my teeth will fall out
And if I ever lose my mouth
All my teeth - north and south
I'm being followed by a munch adder
Munch adder, munch adder
I'm being followed by a moon shadow
Moon shadow, moon shadow.
I'm being swallowed by a big sparrow....
I'm being followed by a moon shadow
Moon shadow, moon shadow.
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Blackbird has spoken
Agatha's bird.
Blackbird has spoken
Like the first bird.
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Blackbirds are singing
Blackbird has spoken
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Born in my headlight, eat it and play.
Born of the one light, Eden saw play.
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Born of the one light, eat a salt plate.
Born of the one light, Eden saw play.
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Country creation on the new day
God's recreation of the new day
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
My name is Sunlight
Mine is the sunlight
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Praise for the semen, praise for the morning.
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning.
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Praise with fellatio, praise every morning
Praise with elation, praise every morning
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Sweet Lorraine's nude form
Sweet the rain's new fall
And the patches make the goodbye hard as hell.
And the patches make the goodbye harder still.
Oh they're young
What will you leave us this time
Oh very young
What will you leave us this time?
Oh very young
What will you need versus time?
Oh very young
What will you leave us this time?
Will you ride the great white bird into together?
Will you ride the great white bird into Heaven?
Will you try to bring my burden together?
Will you ride the great white bird into Heaven?
You're only dense and undisturbed for a short while.
You're only dancin' on this earth for a short while.
"On The Road To Find Out" (MP3)
The seconds kick the time-out.
The seconds tick the time out.
'Cause out on the edge of darkness
There cries a B-string
Oh, B-string take this country
Come take me home again.
'Cause out on the edge of darkness
There rides a peace train
Oh, peace train take this country
Come take me home again.
Beef string Sunday Lauda
Peace train sounding louder
Come on and be straight
Jump on the peace train
Come on and be strange
Ride on the Peace Train
Come on now, 'B' string!
or
Come on now, be straight!
Come on now, peace train!
Everybody bee sting
or
Everybody B-Strang
or
Everybody pee stain
Glide on the Peace Train.
Everyone get on the beast train
Everyone get on the peace train
Everyone jump, fall to pieces
Everyone jump upon the peace train
Everyone strum
On the 'b' string.
Everyone jump
Upon the Peace Train.
High on the easement.
Glide on the Peace Train.
Jump on the G-string
Jump on the Peace Train
Night on the beef strain
Ride on the peace train
Obese train, sounding louder
Oh, Peace Train, sounding louder
Pea strain
or
G-string
or
Bee sting
Peace Train
Peace Train sounds Bin Laden.
Peace train sounding louder
Peace train Osama Bin Laden
Peace train sounding louder
Pile on the beefsteak.
Ride on the Peace Train.
Pile on the beefsteak
Ride on the peace train
Ride on the Beef Steak.
Ride on the Peace Train.
Ride on the G string.
Glide on the peace train.
Ride on the beast train
Glide on the peace train
Ride on the bee sting.
Ride on the Peace Train.
Ride on the beefcake.
Glide on the peace train.
Ridin' on the gettin' a piece train.
Ride on the Peace Train.
Right on and be straight.
Ride on the peace train.
Right on the B-string.
Ride on the peace train.
Right on the pee stain
Ride on the peace train.
Right on, be strange.
Ride on the Peace Train.
Right on, the V-strain
Ride on the Peace Train
These thangs sounding louder,
These thangs holy roller
Peace train sounding louder,
Peace train holy roller
Why must we go to Haiti?
Why can't we live in bliss?
Why must we go on hating?
Why can't we live in bliss?
I keep on wondering if I sleep too long,
Will I always wake up the same Arse-hole.
I keep on wondering if I sleep too long,
Will I always wake up the same (or so)?
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3)
The first god is a DJ
Baby, I know.
The first cut is the deepest
Baby, I know.
Yes, Cat Stevens (who wrote this song) had originally performed it, on his 1967 album. Later versions would be performed by Rod Stewart (1970s) and Sheryl Crow (2000s).
"The First Cut Is the Deepest" (MP3)
The first cut is the dealer's
The first cut is the deepest
Lost my sex when I lost my leg.
What's my sex and what's my name?
"Where Do the Children Play?" (MP3)
But tell me, why do the children play?
But tell me, where do the children play?
And I'll always remember, you've got the child, girl.
And I'll always remember you like a child, girl.
And it's breaking my car
And it's breaking my heart
Baby I'm breathin'
Baby I'm grievin'
But if you want to leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad underwear.
But if you want to leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad, and beware.
Don't be a Batgirl
Don't be a bad girl
I hope you have a lot of nice underwear.
I hope you have a lot of nice things to wear.
I'll always remember you like a tiger.
I'll always remember you like a child, girl.
Just remember there's a lot of bad everywhere.
Just remember there's a lot of bad, and beware.
Ooh baby baby it’s a white world
Ooh baby baby it’s a wild world
Ooh baby baby, you're the wild one.
Ooh baby baby, it's a wild world.
Ooh, baby, baby, a Chihuahua
Ooh baby, baby, it's a wild world
Ooh, baby, baby, it's the Wildwood
Ooh, baby, baby, it's a wild world