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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Cat Stevens
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cat Stevens that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 126 misheard song lyrics for Cat Stevens on amIright currently.
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"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Saturday Night and I ain't got no body.
Original Lyrics:
Another Saturday Night and I ain't got nobody.
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Saturday Night and I hang out a body.
Original Lyrics:
Another Saturday Night and I ain't got nobody.
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Saturday night and I ain't got no party.
Original Lyrics:
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got some money
Cause I just got laid
I got some money
Cause I just got laid
Original Lyrics:
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got some money
Cause I just got paid
I got some money
Cause I just got paid
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got some money 'cause I just got laid.
I got some money 'cause I just got laid.
Original Lyrics:
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
I got some money 'cause I just got paid.
I got some money 'cause I just got paid.
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Saturday night and I hate got nobody.
Original Lyrics:
Another Saturday Night and I ain't got nobody.
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another Saturday night
And I hate, got nobody.
And I hate, got nobody.
Original Lyrics:
Another Saturday night
And I ain't got nobody.
And I ain't got nobody.
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He had a system that was just fine
Original Lyrics:
He had a sister who looked just fine
"Another Saturday Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I let her walk away
Original Lyrics:
I'm in an awful way
"Bad Brakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad brakes, mocha shakes
Original Lyrics:
Bad brakes, whole car shakes
"But I Might Die Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Work hard boy and you'll find
One day you'll have a chocolate mine
One day you'll have a chocolate mine
Original Lyrics:
Work hard boy and you'll find
One day you'll have a job like mine.
One day you'll have a job like mine.
"Can't Keep It In" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the candy man
The candy man
I've gotta let him out.
The candy man
I've gotta let him out.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I can't keep it in
I can't keep it in
I've gotta let it out.
I can't keep it in
I've gotta let it out.
"Father And Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still young, that's your foe.
Original Lyrics:
You're still young, that's your fault.
"Foreigner Suite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen many coloured girls before.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen many other girls before.
"Ghost Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubbing your d***s on the great Houdini.
Original Lyrics:
Learning new tricks from the great Houdini.
"Hard-Headed Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking for a hard-headed woman
One who'll make me do my bed.
One who'll make me do my bed.
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking for a hard-headed woman
One who'll make me do my best.
One who'll make me do my best.
"I Think I See The Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until you came into my locker.
Original Lyrics:
Until you came into my life, girl.
"I've Got A Thing About Seeing My Grandson Grow Old" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While my butt's still warm and my mind's on my bladder
Original Lyrics:
While my blood's still warm and my mind doesn't matter
"Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
They come and got my Buddha.
Original Lyrics:
They called him Gautama Buddha.
"Lady D'Arbanville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll wait 'til tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
I'll wake you tomorrow
"Lady D'Arbanville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Lady Dabambi
or
My Lady Diana
or
My Lady Diana
Original Lyrics:
My Lady D'Arbanville
"Lady D'Arbanville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My lady killed a bee
Original Lyrics:
My lady d'Arbanville
"Longer Boats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want no blood on my lawn
Original Lyrics:
I don't want no God on my lawn
One of the few times when the real lyric is stranger than the one I heard! Another line in the same lyrics, 'Mary dropped her pants by the sand and let a parson come and take her hand' (at least I never misheard THAT) has to be the weirdest line in any 1970s popular song, although the strangely-blasphemous (for a Christian folk singer) 'I don't want no God on my lawn' runs it close.
"Longer Boats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary dropped her pants by the sand
And let a possum come and take her hand
But the soul of nobody knows
Where the possum goes.
Where does the possum go?
And let a possum come and take her hand
But the soul of nobody knows
Where the possum goes.
Where does the possum go?
Original Lyrics:
Mary dropped her pants by the sand
And let a parson come and take her hand
But the soul of nobody knows
Where the parson goes.
Where does the parson go?
And let a parson come and take her hand
But the soul of nobody knows
Where the parson goes.
Where does the parson go?
"Matthew & Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the rent's in her ears
Original Lyrics:
And the rent's in arrears
"Matthew & Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The flies in your head, you take them to bed
Original Lyrics:
The files in your head, you take them to bed
"Matthew & Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your balls in your hand, your tables are bent
Original Lyrics:
The files in your head, you take them to bed
"Moon Shadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I ever lose my head
Original Lyrics:
And if I ever lose my hand
"Moon Shadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked the paper light.
Original Lyrics:
I asked the faithful light.
"MoonShaow"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I ever lose my mouth
All my teeth will fall out
All my teeth will fall out
Original Lyrics:
And if I ever lose my mouth
All my teeth - north and south
All my teeth - north and south
"Moonshadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I ever lose my head
Original Lyrics:
And if I ever lose my hands
"Moonshadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm being followed by a munch adder
Munch adder, munch adder
Munch adder, munch adder
Original Lyrics:
I'm being followed by a moon shadow
Moon shadow, moon shadow.
Moon shadow, moon shadow.
"Moonshadow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm being swallowed by a big sparrow....
Original Lyrics:
I'm being followed by a moon shadow
Moon shadow, moon shadow.
Moon shadow, moon shadow.
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blackbird has spoken
Agatha's bird.
Agatha's bird.
Original Lyrics:
Blackbird has spoken
Like the first bird.
Like the first bird.
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blackbirds are singing
Original Lyrics:
Blackbird has spoken
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blackburn has spoken
Original Lyrics:
Blackbird has spoken
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Born in my headlight, eat it and play.
Original Lyrics:
Born of the one light, Eden saw play.
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Born of the one light, eat a salt plate.
Original Lyrics:
Born of the one light, Eden saw play.
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Born of the wrong light
Original Lyrics:
Born of the one light
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Country creation on the new day
Original Lyrics:
God's recreation of the new day
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the first porn flick
Original Lyrics:
Like the first morning
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Minus the sunlight, minus the morning
Original Lyrics:
Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Sunlight
Original Lyrics:
Mine is the sunlight
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise for the semen, praise for the morning.
Original Lyrics:
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning.
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise for them screaming fresh from the world
Original Lyrics:
Praise for them springing fresh from the world
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise with fellatio, praise every morning
Original Lyrics:
Praise with elation, praise every morning
"Morning Has Broken" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Lorraine's nude form
Original Lyrics:
Sweet the rain's new fall
"Oh Very Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the patches make the goodbye hard as hell.
Original Lyrics:
And the patches make the goodbye harder still.
"Oh Very Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jackie Blue fading up to the sky
Original Lyrics:
Denim Blue fading up to the sky
"Oh Very Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh they're young
What will you leave us this time
What will you leave us this time
Original Lyrics:
Oh very young
What will you leave us this time?
What will you leave us this time?
"Oh Very Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh very young
What will you need versus time?
What will you need versus time?
Original Lyrics:
Oh very young
What will you leave us this time?
What will you leave us this time?
"Oh Very Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you ride the great white bird into together?
Original Lyrics:
Will you ride the great white bird into Heaven?
"Oh Very Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you try to bring my burden together?
Original Lyrics:
Will you ride the great white bird into Heaven?
"Oh Very Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know he never went
Original Lyrics:
You know he never will
"Oh, Very Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're only dense and undisturbed for a short while.
Original Lyrics:
You're only dancin' on this earth for a short while.
"On The Road To Find Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The seconds kick the time-out.
Original Lyrics:
The seconds tick the time out.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause out on the edge of darkness
There cries a B-string
Oh, B-string take this country
Come take me home again.
There cries a B-string
Oh, B-string take this country
Come take me home again.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause out on the edge of darkness
There rides a peace train
Oh, peace train take this country
Come take me home again.
There rides a peace train
Oh, peace train take this country
Come take me home again.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beef string Sunday Lauda
Original Lyrics:
Peace train sounding louder
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and be straight
Original Lyrics:
Jump on the peace train
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on now, 'B' string!
or
Come on now, be straight!
or
Come on now, be straight!
Original Lyrics:
Come on now, peace train!
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody bee sting
or
Everybody B-Strang
or
Everybody pee stain
or
Everybody B-Strang
or
Everybody pee stain
Original Lyrics:
Glide on the Peace Train.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone get on the beast train
Original Lyrics:
Everyone get on the peace train
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone jump, fall to pieces
Original Lyrics:
Everyone jump upon the peace train
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone strum
On the 'b' string.
On the 'b' string.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone jump
Upon the Peace Train.
Upon the Peace Train.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High on the easement.
Original Lyrics:
Glide on the Peace Train.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Night on the beef strain
Original Lyrics:
Ride on the peace train
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Obese train, sounding louder
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Peace Train, sounding louder
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pea strain
or
G-string
or
Bee sting
or
G-string
or
Bee sting
Original Lyrics:
Peace Train
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace Train sounds Bin Laden.
Original Lyrics:
Peace train sounding louder
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace train Osama Bin Laden
Original Lyrics:
Peace train sounding louder
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pile on the beefsteak.
Original Lyrics:
Ride on the Peace Train.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride on the Beef Steak.
Original Lyrics:
Ride on the Peace Train.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride on the G string.
Original Lyrics:
Glide on the peace train.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride on the beast train
Original Lyrics:
Glide on the peace train
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride on the bee sting.
Original Lyrics:
Ride on the Peace Train.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride on the beefcake.
Original Lyrics:
Glide on the peace train.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ridin' on the gettin' a piece train.
Original Lyrics:
Ride on the Peace Train.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right on and be straight.
Original Lyrics:
Ride on the peace train.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right on the B-string.
Original Lyrics:
Ride on the peace train.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right on the pee stain
Original Lyrics:
Ride on the peace train.
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These thangs sounding louder,
These thangs holy roller
These thangs holy roller
Original Lyrics:
Peace train sounding louder,
Peace train holy roller
Peace train holy roller
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why must we go to Haiti?
Why can't we live in bliss?
Why can't we live in bliss?
Original Lyrics:
Why must we go on hating?
Why can't we live in bliss?
Why can't we live in bliss?
"Peace Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Now I been happy lately
Thinkin' about the good things to come
And I believe it could be
Something good has begun
[Verse 3]
'Cause I'm on the edge of darkness
There rides the peace train
Oh, peace train take this country
Come take me home again
[Chorus]
Oh, peace train soundin' louder
I love the peace train
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah
Come on the peace train
Yes, peace train holy roller
Everyone jump up on the peace train
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah
Come on, now peace train
[Verse 4]
Yeah pack your bags together
Come, bring your good friends too
Our cause is gettin' nearer
It soon will be with you
[Bridge]
Now, come and join the livin'
It's got support from you
And it's gettin' nearer
Soon it will all be true
Now I been happy lately
Thinkin' about the good things to come
And I believe it could be
Something good has begun
[Verse 3]
'Cause I'm on the edge of darkness
There rides the peace train
Oh, peace train take this country
Come take me home again
[Chorus]
Oh, peace train soundin' louder
I love the peace train
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah
Come on the peace train
Yes, peace train holy roller
Everyone jump up on the peace train
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah
Come on, now peace train
[Verse 4]
Yeah pack your bags together
Come, bring your good friends too
Our cause is gettin' nearer
It soon will be with you
[Bridge]
Now, come and join the livin'
It's got support from you
And it's gettin' nearer
Soon it will all be true
Original Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Now I've been happy lately
Thinkin' about the good things to come
And I believe it could be
Something good has begun
[Verse 3]
'Cause out on the edge of darkness
There rides the peace train
Oh, peace train take this country
Come take me home again
[Chorus]
Oh, peace train soundin' louder
Glide on the peace train
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah
Come on, now peace train
Yes, peace train holy roller
Everyone jump upon the peace train
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah
Come on, now peace train
[Verse 4]
Get your bags together
Go bring your good friends, too
Because it's gettin' nearer
It soon will be with you
[Bridge]
Now, come and join the livin'
It's not so far from you
And it's gettin' nearer
Soon it will all be true
Now I've been happy lately
Thinkin' about the good things to come
And I believe it could be
Something good has begun
[Verse 3]
'Cause out on the edge of darkness
There rides the peace train
Oh, peace train take this country
Come take me home again
[Chorus]
Oh, peace train soundin' louder
Glide on the peace train
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah
Come on, now peace train
Yes, peace train holy roller
Everyone jump upon the peace train
Ooh, ah, ee, ah, ooh, ah
Come on, now peace train
[Verse 4]
Get your bags together
Go bring your good friends, too
Because it's gettin' nearer
It soon will be with you
[Bridge]
Now, come and join the livin'
It's not so far from you
And it's gettin' nearer
Soon it will all be true
Slight differences in the verses provided, but I think they make them much more meaningful.
"Ready" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause as all what I can say
Original Lyrics:
'cause as all the wise men say
"Remember the Days of the Old Schoolyard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember the days of the old schoolyard,
We used to crap a lot
We used to crap a lot
Original Lyrics:
Remember the days of the old schoolyard,
We used to laugh a lot
We used to laugh a lot
"Sitting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep on wondering if I sleep too long,
Will I always wake up the same Arse-hole.
Will I always wake up the same Arse-hole.
Original Lyrics:
I keep on wondering if I sleep too long,
Will I always wake up the same (or so)?
Will I always wake up the same (or so)?
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The first god is a DJ
Baby, I know.
Baby, I know.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
Baby, I know.
Baby, I know.
Yes, Cat Stevens (who wrote this song) had originally performed it, on his 1967 album. Later versions would be performed by Rod Stewart (1970s) and Sheryl Crow (2000s).
"The First Cut Is the Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The first cut is the dealer's
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
"Tuesday's Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost my sex when I lost my leg.
Original Lyrics:
What's my sex and what's my name?
"Where Do the Children Play?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But tell me, why do the children play?
Original Lyrics:
But tell me, where do the children play?
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll always remember, you've got the child, girl.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll always remember you like a child, girl.
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's breaking my car
Original Lyrics:
And it's breaking my heart
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you want to leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad underwear.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad underwear.
Original Lyrics:
But if you want to leave, take good care
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad, and beware.
Hope you make a lot of nice friends out there
But just remember there's a lot of bad, and beware.
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you have a lot of nice underwear.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you have a lot of nice things to wear.
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll always remember you like a tiger.
Original Lyrics:
I'll always remember you like a child, girl.
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just remember there's a lot of Bad Andy there.
Original Lyrics:
Just remember there's a lot of bad, and beware.
Bad Andy was an unidentifiable (and unlikable) puppet character who starred in a short-lived and poorly received series of ads for Domino's Pizza in the early 2000s.
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just remember there's a lot of bad envy, there
Original Lyrics:
Just remember there's a lot of bad, and beware.
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just remember there's a lot of bad everywhere.
Original Lyrics:
Just remember there's a lot of bad, and beware.
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh baby baby it’s a white world
Original Lyrics:
Ooh baby baby it’s a wild world
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh baby baby, you're the wild one.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh baby baby, it's a wild world.
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, baby, baby, a Chihuahua
Original Lyrics:
Ooh baby, baby, it's a wild world
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, baby, baby, it's a wallop
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
"Wild World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, baby, baby, it's the Wildwood
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, baby, baby, it's a wild world
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