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There are 132 misheard song lyrics for Silverchair on amIright currently.
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"Abuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't say it's over, boy.
Original Lyrics:
Throw the sailors overboard.
"Abuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't say its over, boy
Original Lyrics:
Throw the sailors overboard
"Abuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all the same and it's overboard.
Original Lyrics:
Throw the sailors overboard.
"Abuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's always said it's overbored
Original Lyrics:
Throw the sailors overboard
"Abuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw the Segas overboard.
Original Lyrics:
Throw the sailors overboard.
"Abuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw the sailors over the board.
Original Lyrics:
Throw the sailors overboard.
"Abuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw the sangas overboard.
Original Lyrics:
Throw the sailors overboard.
"Abuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw the satanists overboard
Original Lyrics:
Throw the sailors overboard
"Abuse Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the same as all your friends.
Original Lyrics:
Throw the sailors overboard.
"Across The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt sad, I sleep in a good emotion.
Original Lyrics:
I felt tired, asleep in a golden ocean.
"Across The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt sad, asleep in a guilty notion.
Original Lyrics:
I felt tired, asleep in a golden ocean.
"Across The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt spanked, a spank in my fascination.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes perspired, a spike in my fascination.
"Across the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And her demands are feeling sheltered.
Original Lyrics:
I hugged a man's arthritic shoulder.
"Ana's Song (Open Fire)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Corrode the filth.
Original Lyrics:
Corrode the film.
"Ana's Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Diana,
for as long as yo' here I'm not
for as long as yo' here I'm not
Original Lyrics:
Please die Ana,
for as long as you're here, we're not
for as long as you're here, we're not
"Anthem For The Year 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the yolk
We'll take your flashing sum away.
We'll take your flashing sum away.
Original Lyrics:
We are the youth
We'll take your fascism away.
We'll take your fascism away.
"Anthem For The Year 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the youth
we'll take your fashion sense away
we'll take your fashion sense away
Original Lyrics:
We are the youth
we'll take your fascism away
we'll take your fascism away
"Anthem For The Year 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the youth,
We'll take your fashions on the way
We'll take your fashions on the way
Original Lyrics:
We are the youth,
We'll take your fascism away
We'll take your fascism away
"Anthem For The Year 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're making love to you in the year 2000.
Original Lyrics:
We'll make it up to you in the year 2000.
"Anthem For The Year 2000" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're making love to you
In the year 2000.
In the year 2000.
Original Lyrics:
We'll make it up to you
In the year 2000.
In the year 2000.
"Asylum"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I can feel it in the night
Clack the rocks and throw them over bodies
To shave the warty warders.
Clack the rocks and throw them over bodies
To shave the warty warders.
Original Lyrics:
But I can feel it in the night
Collect the rocks and throw them over borders
To shake the muddy waters.
Collect the rocks and throw them over borders
To shake the muddy waters.
"Cemetery"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's your wallet.
Original Lyrics:
Here's your warning.
"Cemetery"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live in a cement-tree
Original Lyrics:
I live in a cemetery
"Cemetery"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live in a sandwich tray
Original Lyrics:
I live in a cemetery
"Cemetery"
Misheard Lyrics:
I live in a semi-tree
Original Lyrics:
I live in a cemetery
"Cemetery"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want it
Original Lyrics:
Here's your warning.
"Dearest Helpless" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's made you blonde
you're better on your own
I'm just the cunt to bring you down
you're better on your own
I'm just the cunt to bring you down
Original Lyrics:
He's made you blind
you're better on your own
I'm just the kind to bring you down
you're better on your own
I'm just the kind to bring you down
"Do You Feel The Same?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could I be red if I was see-through?
Original Lyrics:
Could I be read if I was see-through?
"Do You Feel The Same?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would I be red if I was see-through?
Original Lyrics:
Could I be read if I was see-through?
"Emotion Sickness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On my knees and
On my knees and pray
On my knees and pray
or
Oh no lisa
oh no lisa you coward
oh no lisa you coward
or
Oh no lisa
oh no lisa you coward
oh no lisa you coward
Original Lyrics:
Burn my knees and
Burn my knees and pray
Burn my knees and pray
"Faultline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Arms are specked in rubber
Doesn't know what to do
Doesn't know what to do
Original Lyrics:
Unsuspecting brother
Doesn't know what to do
Doesn't know what to do
"Findaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Donkey van, donkey van
Donkey van, donkey van, oh!
Donkey van, donkey van, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Don't give in, don't give in
Don't give in, don't give in, oh!
Don't give in, don't give in, oh!
"Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Body and Soul,
I love sheep, I love sheep
I love sheep, I love sheep
Original Lyrics:
Body and Soul
I'm A freak, I'm A Freak
I'm A freak, I'm A Freak
"Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a freak, I hate ya'.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a freak of nature.
"Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a freak, make sure!
Original Lyrics:
I'm a freak of nature.
"Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
It seems it's in fashion
To make the girls all c****.
To make the girls all c****.
Original Lyrics:
It seems it's in fashion
To need the cold sore cream.
To need the cold sore cream.
"Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more babies
babies gotta break this
babies gotta break this
Original Lyrics:
No more maybes
your baby has got rabies
your baby has got rabies
"Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more babies
Original Lyrics:
No more maybes
"Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more babies
Original Lyrics:
No more maybes
"Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems like satisfaction
To need the cold so creep.
To need the cold so creep.
Original Lyrics:
It seems it's in fashion
To need the cold sore cream.
To need the cold sore cream.
"Greatest View"
Misheard Lyrics:
A funny I know, why you feel like Lady Glove
Original Lyrics:
And finally I know why you feel like letting go
"Greatest View"
Misheard Lyrics:
And finally I know why
I feel like a little girl
I feel like a little girl
Original Lyrics:
And finally I know why
You feel like letting go
You feel like letting go
"Greatest View"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm watching you
Watch over me, I like that.
Watch over me, I like that.
Original Lyrics:
I'm watching you
Watch over me and I got.
Watch over me and I got.
"Greatest View"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm watching you
Watch over me, like God.
Watch over me, like God.
Original Lyrics:
I'm watching you
Watch over me and I got.
Watch over me and I got.
"Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a lesbian jaded.
Original Lyrics:
I feel less being jaded.
"Israel's Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am, I am
Illusion
Illusion
I am.
Illusion
Illusion
I am.
Original Lyrics:
I am, I am
Israel's son
Israel's son
I am.
Israel's son
Israel's son
I am.
"Israel's Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm playing in this band of mine
but I don't see it showing any side effects
but I don't see it showing any side effects
Original Lyrics:
I'm playing this pantomime
but I don't see you showing any signs of fear
but I don't see you showing any signs of fear
"Israel's Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Over pain I fear you
I won't start to hear you
Over an hour I get to
I won't start to hear you
Over an hour I get to
Original Lyrics:
All the pain I feel
It won't start to heal
Although I would like it to
It won't start to heal
Although I would like it to
"Isreal's Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want you to know that I want your dad
Original Lyrics:
And I want you to know that I want you dead
"Isreal's Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am,I am
Into the sun
Into the sun
I am
Into the sun
Into the sun
I am
Original Lyrics:
I am, I am
Isreal's son
Isreal's son
I am
Isreal's son
Isreal's son
I am
"Learn To Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
C** of joy, and masturbate!
Original Lyrics:
Come and join the mass debate!
"Learn To Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
C*** join and masturbate.
Original Lyrics:
Come and join the mass debate.
"Learn To Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and join and masturbate
Original Lyrics:
Come and join the mass debate
"Learn To Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come enjoy the masturbate
Original Lyrics:
Come and join the mass debate
"Learn To Hate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come join, and masterbate
Original Lyrics:
Come join the mass debate
"Lever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm a believer.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm on a lever.
"Low"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay and hijack the hearse.
Original Lyrics:
Stay and hijack the hurt.
"Luv Your Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Altered perception and I'll pay for sanity
But sanity won't come to me.
But sanity won't come to me.
Original Lyrics:
Altered perception and I'll pay for sanity
But sanity don't come cheap.
But sanity don't come cheap.
"Miss You Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Millionaire say got a big chateau
I found it on the way
I found it on the way
Original Lyrics:
Millionaire say got a big shot deal
And thrown it all away
And thrown it all away
"Miss You Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Millionaire say got a picture to you all.
Original Lyrics:
Millionaire say got a big shot deal.
"Miss You Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Millionaire say got a picture, dear.
Original Lyrics:
Millionaire say got a big shot deal.
"Miss You Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miners say: Got a picture of you.
Original Lyrics:
Millionaire say got a big shot deal.
"My Favourite Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my fever thing.
Original Lyrics:
You're my favourite thing.
"Nobody Came"
Misheard Lyrics:
Head's a crying wasteland, filled with s***.
Original Lyrics:
Head's a crying wasteland, filled with shame.
"One Way Mule" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But a patient rerouting in a Sunday dress rides
Am I awake?
Am I awake?
Original Lyrics:
But a patient career of sleep in a Sunday dress
Rides my wake.
Rides my wake.
"One Way Mule" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Late night, spin real right on a one way mule.
Original Lyrics:
Let my spirit ride on a one way mule.
"Point Of View" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're great, the people that you hate
Original Lyrics:
Liberate the people that you hate
"Pop Song For Us Rejects"
Misheard Lyrics:
A d***'s in a saggy bag.
Original Lyrics:
Addictions held you back.
"Pop Song For Us Rejects"
Misheard Lyrics:
A d***s in a sandy bag.
Original Lyrics:
Addictions held you back.
"Pop Song For Us Rejects"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stayed at Mountain Grove
Just west of the park.
Just west of the park.
Original Lyrics:
You're state of mind's improved
But we're still apart.
But we're still apart.
"Pure Massacre" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Age is the difference
Or if you light your smoke.
Or if you light your smoke.
Original Lyrics:
Age, there's no difference
Or if you're large or small.
Or if you're large or small.
"Pure Massacre" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Age there's no difference
For your life I'd fall
For your life I'd fall
Original Lyrics:
Age there's no difference
Or if you're large or small
Or if you're large or small
"Pure Massacre" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she goes pumping,
heart stumping Death is all around
People crying for freedom,
no one here's a sound
heart stumping Death is all around
People crying for freedom,
no one here's a sound
Original Lyrics:
Machine guns pumping,
hearts thumping
Death is all around
People crying for freedom,
no one hears a sound
hearts thumping
Death is all around
People crying for freedom,
no one hears a sound
"Pure Massacre" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna be a veil massacre
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna be a pure massacre
"Pure Massacre" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peel my cigar, peel my cigar!
Original Lyrics:
Pure massacre, pure massacre!
"Pure Massacre" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's people crying
There's people dying
But someone's taken Eyore
There's people dying
But someone's taken Eyore
Original Lyrics:
There's people crying
There's people dying
But someone's taken it all
There's people dying
But someone's taken it all
"Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary sells roses.
Original Lyrics:
Smelling dead roses.
"Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strangers drinking beer
Original Lyrics:
Drained as drained can be
"Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your mom with you
There's no room for dough
I can't have the ball
So I hand the bucket to you
There's no room for dough
I can't have the ball
So I hand the bucket to you
Original Lyrics:
Take your mind with you
There's no room for two
I can't handle both
Handle both of you
There's no room for two
I can't handle both
Handle both of you
"Shade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't blow hot air, hot air in the shade.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go hiding, hiding in the shade.
"Shade" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go harder
Harder in the shade
Harder in the shade
Original Lyrics:
Don't go hiding
Hiding in the shade
Hiding in the shade
"Spawn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Demonic sea monkeys
Original Lyrics:
Demolish the monkeys
"Straight Lines"
Misheard Lyrics:
And suck me off
Original Lyrics:
And stuck to the marrow
"Straight Lines"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a sex change and a dancer with no heroin.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a sex change and a damsel with no heroin.
"Straight Lines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm in love with a beaver
Original Lyrics:
Wake me up low with the fever
"Straight Lines"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's goodwill in sodomy
Original Lyrics:
There's goodwill inside of me
Im surprised no one has submitted this yet...seriously...
"Suicidal Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I kill myself
I put my head in the news
I put my head in the news
Original Lyrics:
I kill myself
I put my head in the noose
I put my head in the noose
"The Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy smokes
Original Lyrics:
All this and more
"The Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the dork swing
Original Lyrics:
Let the door swing
"The Greatest View" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Finally I know why I feel like a little girl.
Original Lyrics:
Finally I know why I feel like you're letting me go.
"The Greatest View" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm watching you watch over me
I like God, the greatest gift for me.
I like God, the greatest gift for me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm watching you watch over me
And I've got the greatest view from here.
And I've got the greatest view from here.
"The Greatest View" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm watching you
Watch over me, I like that.
Watch over me, I like that.
Original Lyrics:
I'm watching you
Watch over me and I got.
Watch over me and I got.
"The Greatest View" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So pack your tactic toast for the winter.
Original Lyrics:
So pack your tactic toes for the winter.
"The Greatest View" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The States don't mean a thing.
Original Lyrics:
Mistakes don't mean a thing.
"The Greatest View" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the wind you crawl
And laugh at burning Jews.
And laugh at burning Jews.
Original Lyrics:
Through the wind you crawl
And laugh at burning dunes.
And laugh at burning dunes.
"The Greatest View" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the wind you crawl
A life of burning dunes.
A life of burning dunes.
Original Lyrics:
Through the wind you crawl
And laugh at burning dunes.
And laugh at burning dunes.
"The Lever" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm gonna leave her.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm on the lever.
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
C'est l'histoire d'un gars qui arrive so'l de la fort.
Original Lyrics:
It's twelve o'clock and it's a wonderful day.
The misheard lyrics is French for: 'Here's the story of a guy who came back drunk from the forest.'
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's twelve o'clock and it's too dull for rain
Original Lyrics:
It's twelve o'clock and it's a wonderful day
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's twelve o'clock and its uffel duffel day.
Original Lyrics:
It's twelve o'clock and it's a wonderful day
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The only way to get this to go straight down
Original Lyrics:
The only way to get there is to go straight down
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There is a bathroom and there is no sink
Original Lyrics:
There is no bathroom and there is no sink
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They come to waste you, fat boy
Original Lyrics:
You gonna wait til, fat boy
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're going to waste you, black boy
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna waste you, fat boy.
hah.. hah. Thanks Google for correcting me in case I covered this song. Oh God I'd be shot if I did that.
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gonna weigh two fat boy
or
You're gonna wait due bad boy
or
You're gonna wait due bad boy
Original Lyrics:
You gonna wait til, fat boy
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You think you can keep on going living like a king
Oohh babe, but I'm strong without it.
Oohh babe, but I'm strong without it.
Original Lyrics:
You think you can keep on going living like a king
Oohh babe, but I strongly doubt it.
Oohh babe, but I strongly doubt it.
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wait till tomorrow.
You wait till tomorrow.
You gonna wait till, bad boy.
Bad boy, wait till tomorrow.
You gonna wait till, bad boy.
Bad boy, wait until tomorrow.
You wait till tomorrow.
You gonna wait till, bad boy.
Bad boy, wait till tomorrow.
You gonna wait till, bad boy.
Bad boy, wait until tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
You wait till tomorrow.
You wait till tomorrow.
You gonna wait till, fat boy.
Fat boy, wait till tomorrow.
You gonna wait till, fat boy.
Fat boy, wait until tomorrow.
You wait till tomorrow.
You gonna wait till, fat boy.
Fat boy, wait till tomorrow.
You gonna wait till, fat boy.
Fat boy, wait until tomorrow.
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're going away, too, black boy.
or
You're going away, too, frat boy.
or
You're going away, too, frat boy.
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna wait 'til, fat boy.
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're going way too fast, boy
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna wait til, fat boy
"Tomorrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna weigh two fat boys, fat boys, weigh two tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
You gonna wait too, fat boy
Fat boy, wait till tomorrow
Fat boy, wait till tomorrow
"Undecided" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deteriorate in hell.
or
Redecorate your H***.
or
Redecorate your H***.
Original Lyrics:
Deteriorating health
"Untitled"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another part of town.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just another body down.
"Untitled"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another party too.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just another body down.
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