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"A Broken Wing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bet that God sold fish
To show them unto me.
To show them unto me.
Original Lyrics:
I'll bet that God saw fit
To show them unto me.
To show them unto me.
"All I Want For Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take back the Harley and the mistletoe.
Original Lyrics:
Take back the holly and the mistletoe.
"All I Want For Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take back the chainsaw, the stockings and bows.
Original Lyrics:
Take back the tinsel, the stockings and bows.
"All I Want for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the angel that guards my dream
Original Lyrics:
You are the angel atop my tree
"Amazing Grace" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Grace, my fears relieved.
Original Lyrics:
And grace, my fears relieved.
"And It Feels Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it feels like...ooh, very good.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it feels like you're letting go.
"Big Deal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all forgiven
Hear what I'm 'bout to say
Hear what I'm 'bout to say
Original Lyrics:
So forgive me
For what I'm 'bout to say
For what I'm 'bout to say
"Big Deal" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's amazing
It's lovely
You cannot ever let him go
It's lovely
You cannot ever let him go
Original Lyrics:
It's amazing
His loving
I can't believe I let him go
His loving
I can't believe I let him go
"Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
3 o'clock in the morning, here at mine
Sitting here so lonely, hold on to my goodbye.
Sitting here so lonely, hold on to my goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
3 o'clock in the morning, here am I
Sitting here so lonely, so lonesome I could cry.
Sitting here so lonely, so lonesome I could cry.
"Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloom
Oh, so loathsome to you
Oh, so loathsome to you
Original Lyrics:
Blue
Oh, so lonesome to you
Oh, so lonesome to you
"Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those Greek words you whispered were nothing but lies.
Original Lyrics:
Those weak words you whispered were nothing but lies
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is the starlight, starlight
Original Lyrics:
Underneath the starlight, starlight
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And no one's gonna be alright
Original Lyrics:
And no one's gonna be around
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't catch pneumonia.
Original Lyrics:
Can't fight the moonlight, no.
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't f*** the moonlight, no.
Original Lyrics:
Can't fight the moonlight, no.
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cha, cha, hide from my kiss.
Original Lyrics:
Try to hide from my kiss.
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the moonlight
Original Lyrics:
Can't fight the moonlight
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up and won't let go.
Original Lyrics:
Can't fight the moonlight, no.
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you think that you could call
then just wait a min 'til the car goes down
then just wait a min 'til the car goes down
Original Lyrics:
If you think that you won't fall
Well just wait until, 'til the sun goes down
Well just wait until, 'til the sun goes down
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, you can't find it
Original Lyrics:
No, you can't fight it
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once the jello breeze leaves its spell upon your heart.
Original Lyrics:
Once the gentle breeze weaves its spell upon your heart.
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Part of me is the starlight, starlight
Original Lyrics:
Underneath the starlight, starlight
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Under a lovely sky, gonna be with you,
and no one's gonna be allowed
and no one's gonna be allowed
Original Lyrics:
Under a lover's sky, gonna be with you,
and no one's gonna be around
and no one's gonna be around
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the lover's sky,
Go to B&Q
Go to B&Q
Original Lyrics:
Under the lover's sky,
Gonna be with you
Gonna be with you
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it Jenny Breeze? Weeds, it's been on pot, you're high
Original Lyrics:
Once the gentle breeze weaves its spell upon your heart
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can try to resist,
drops of hot in my kiss
drops of hot in my kiss
Original Lyrics:
You can try to resist,
try to hide from my kiss
try to hide from my kiss
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can try to resist
Try to hide from my kids.
Try to hide from my kids.
Original Lyrics:
You can try to resist
Try to hide from my kiss.
Try to hide from my kiss.
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't fight the moonlight gnomes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't fight the moonlight, no.
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't try to resist
try to hide from the piss
try to hide from the piss
Original Lyrics:
You can try to resist
try to hide from my kiss
try to hide from my kiss
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know it's gonna be all right
Original Lyrics:
And no one's gonna be around
"Can't Fight The Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that you can't bite the moonlight
or
You know that you can't bark at the moonlight
or
You know that you can't bark at the moonlight
Original Lyrics:
You know that you can't fight the moonlight
"Can't Fight the Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't f**k the moonlight
Nooo you can't f**k it
Nooo you can't f**k it
Original Lyrics:
Can't fight the moonlight
Noooo, you can't fight it
Noooo, you can't fight it
"Can't Fight the Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you think that you won't fall
Well just wait in tears 'til the sun goes down
Well just wait in tears 'til the sun goes down
Original Lyrics:
If you think that you won't fall
Well just wait until, 'til the sun goes down
Well just wait until, 'til the sun goes down
"Can't Fight the Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, you can't hide it
Original Lyrics:
No, you can't fight it
"Can't Fight the Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a magical feeling so wrong, it will steal your heart tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's a magical feeling so right, it will steal your heart tonight
"Can't Fight the Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try to hide from my kids
Original Lyrics:
Try to hide from my kiss
"Can't Fight the Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath the Sparta Diner
Original Lyrics:
Underneath the starlight, starlight
"Can't Fight the Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching Channel 3
Original Lyrics:
Once the gentle breeze
"Can't Fight the Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can try to be sis
Original Lyrics:
You can try to resist
sis as sister :)
"Can't Fight the Moonlight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't f*** the moon tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You can't fight the moonlight.
"Commitment" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come with me
Someone who's got testes
Someone who's got testes
Original Lyrics:
Committment
Someone who's got just what it takes
Someone who's got just what it takes
"How Do I Live?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How Dubai ever, ever survived
Original Lyrics:
How do I ever, ever survive?
"How Do I Live?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How about heaven? Heaven survives!
Original Lyrics:
How will I ever, ever survive?
"How Do I Live?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How do I have her, have her say no?
Original Lyrics:
How do I ever, ever survive?
"How Do I Live?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How do I lead without you?
Original Lyrics:
How do I live without you?
"How Do I Live?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How do I leave without you?
Original Lyrics:
How do I live without you?
"How Do I Live?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'd be no one there for me.
Original Lyrics:
There'd be no world left for me.
"How Do I Live?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'd be no woman for me.
Original Lyrics:
There'd be no world left for me.
"How Do I Live?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, baby you would take away everything,
Between you and me
Between you and me
Original Lyrics:
Well, baby you would take away everything,
I need you with me
I need you with me
"How Do I Live?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you
There'd be no certain mascara.
There'd be no certain mascara.
Original Lyrics:
Without you
There'd be no sun in my sky.
There'd be no sun in my sky.
"How Do I Live" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you can tickle me every day
Original Lyrics:
Baby you would take away everything
"I Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe that someone in the Greatful Dead hears every word.
Original Lyrics:
I believe that someone in that great somewhere hears every word.
"I Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe that someone in the grapes of Blair hears every word.
Original Lyrics:
I believe that someone in that great somewhere hears every word.
"I Need You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a lot of things
I can remember with all nothing
But with all the glasses I bring
I've always needed something
I can remember with all nothing
But with all the glasses I bring
I've always needed something
Original Lyrics:
I don't need a lot of things,
I can get by with nothing
But with all the blessings life can bring,
I've always needed something
I can get by with nothing
But with all the blessings life can bring,
I've always needed something
"I Need You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you like Marcy from Melrose Place.
Original Lyrics:
I need you like mercy from Heaven's Gate.
"I Need You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you like mercy from melon skies.
Original Lyrics:
I need you like mercy from Heaven's Gate.
"I Need You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you like more sea from Evan's game.
Original Lyrics:
I need you like mercy from Heaven's Gate.
"I Need You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you like more sea from all those guys.
Original Lyrics:
I need you like mercy from Heaven's gate.
"I Need You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you like water, like Revlon hair.
Original Lyrics:
I need you like water, like breath, like rain.
"I Need You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you
like the world needs records.
like the world needs records.
Original Lyrics:
I need you
like water, like breath, like rain.
like water, like breath, like rain.
"Leaving's Not Leaving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Part of my heart from time.
Original Lyrics:
Part of my heart for all time.
"Life Goes On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sun makes me strong.
Original Lyrics:
And it's only gonna make me strong.
"Life Goes On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're still thinkin' you're the dynamite
Original Lyrics:
And you're still thinkin' you're the Daddy Mac
"Life Goes On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I would give you the woren out.
You left me lying in a pool to die.
You left me lying in a pool to die.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I would give til you wore it out.
You left me lying in a pool of doubt.
You left me lying in a pool of doubt.
"Life Goes On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've gotta go now and mow the lawn
Original Lyrics:
I've gotta go now
I'm moving on
I'm moving on
"Life Goes On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Left me lying in a pool of dice.
Original Lyrics:
Left me lying in a pool of doubt.
"Life Goes On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye, 'cause your cankles back.
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye, 'cause you can't go back.
"Life Goes On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You f***ed me in and played my mind.
Original Lyrics:
You sucked me in and played my mind.
"Life Goes On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You left me lying in a pool of kraut.
Original Lyrics:
You left me lyin' in a pool of doubt.
"Life Goes On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You sucked me in the dream of night
Just like a toy, you were black and white
Just like a toy, you were black and white
Original Lyrics:
You sucked me in and played my mind
Just like a toy, you were crank and wind
Just like a toy, you were crank and wind
"Life Goes On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your's was a pretty hot kiss your crack!
Original Lyrics:
You were a pretty hard case to crack!
"Looking Through Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at this guy
Original Lyrics:
Look at the sky
"Middle Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda the rabbit was doin' the tree
or
Amands stood crappin' anew on the tree
or
A mad girl with crab foot was doin' the tree.
or
Amands stood crappin' anew on the tree
or
A mad girl with crab foot was doin' the tree.
Original Lyrics:
A man called Barabbas was doomed for the tree.
"Middle Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And nothing failed but a broken heart
That little man died.
or
And nothing paled from a broken heart
That little man died.
or
And nothing came of a broken heart
That little man died.
That little man died.
or
And nothing paled from a broken heart
That little man died.
or
And nothing came of a broken heart
That little man died.
Original Lyrics:
And not from pain, but a broken heart
That middle man died.
That middle man died.
"Nothin' 'Bout Love Makes Sense" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing all this coursework isn't easy for me
Oh, nothing about school makes sense.
Oh, nothing about school makes sense.
Original Lyrics:
Someone so perfect can't be falling for me
Nothing 'bout love makes sense.
Nothing 'bout love makes sense.
"Nothin' 'Bout Love Makes Sense" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot a bird.
Original Lyrics:
Ice shouldn't burn.
"Nothin' 'Bout Love Makes Sense" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing 'bout love makes sex.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing 'bout love makes sense.
"Nothin' Better To Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no more Patty Duke.
Original Lyrics:
Got nothin' better to do.
"One Way Ticket (Because I Can)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna blow my ticket in the pouring rain
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna go out dancing in the pouring rain
"One Way Ticket (Because I Can)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna grow my tits in the pouring rain
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna go out dancing in the pouring rain
"One Way Ticket (Because I Can)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna sail the ocean
Gonna spread my wings
Gonna climb that mountain
Gonna go to Paris.
Gonna spread my wings
Gonna climb that mountain
Gonna go to Paris.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna sail the ocean
Gonna spread my wings
Gonna climb that mountain
Gonna do everything.
Gonna spread my wings
Gonna climb that mountain
Gonna do everything.
"Please Remember"
Misheard Lyrics:
The time was yours and mine
And we were both debt free.
And we were both debt free.
Original Lyrics:
The time was yours and mine
And we were wild and free.
And we were wild and free.
"Please Remember"
Misheard Lyrics:
We took each day And made a child
We rode each other in the sky
We rode each other in the sky
Original Lyrics:
We took each day and made it shine
We wrote our names across the sky
We wrote our names across the sky
"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Later we'll have some f***in' lie
Original Lyrics:
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
"Something's Gotta Give" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy's got a job.
Original Lyrics:
Jenny's got a job.
Natasha adds: "Who exactly is Jenny?"
"Suddenly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Independence Day, I'm a tree
In a blaze catastrophe.
In a blaze catastrophe.
Original Lyrics:
It's Independence Day, I'm free
A strange place to be.
A strange place to be.
"The Gift of Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
To give up your love
Original Lyrics:
To the gift of your love
"The Right Kind of Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now it's bound to be a Harpic situation
Original Lyrics:
And now it's bound to be a heartbreak situation
Harpic is a toilet cleaning product
"The Right Kind of Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I cannot bet if I'm headless every time I don't win (you are)
Original Lyrics:
But I can't help it if I'm helpless every time that I'm with you, ahh
"The Right Kind of Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's mistake, I'm naked.
Original Lyrics:
A mistake I'm makin'.
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bided on surly lie
The soap rowdily we held.
The soap rowdily we held.
Original Lyrics:
By the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed.
What so proudly we hailed.
"This Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you ever let go of your trees.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you ever let go of your dreams.
"Tic Toc" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tic-toc, hands on the c**k
Time to make my body rock.
Time to make my body rock.
Original Lyrics:
Tic-toc, hands on the clock
Time to make my body rock.
Time to make my body rock.
"Unchained Melody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely is the stroll
To the sea
To the sea
To the open arms
Of the sea
Lonely is the sigh "Wait for me, wait for me"
To the sea
To the sea
To the open arms
Of the sea
Lonely is the sigh "Wait for me, wait for me"
Original Lyrics:
Lonely rivers flow
To the sea
To the sea
To the open arms
Of the sea
Lonely rivers sigh, "Wait for me, wait for me"
To the sea
To the sea
To the open arms
Of the sea
Lonely rivers sigh, "Wait for me, wait for me"
"We Can" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We have to borrow a little help
Original Lyrics:
We have the power in our hands
"Why Can't We?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dull half-seen children at play in the park
Scared shakes of ivy, red-yellow in the dark.
Scared shakes of ivy, red-yellow in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
To have seen children at play in the park
Skin shades of ivory, red, yellow, and dark.
Skin shades of ivory, red, yellow, and dark.
"Why Can't We?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My eyes saw commerce their little hearts could not see.
Original Lyrics:
My eyes saw colors their little hearts could not see.
"Why Can't We?"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my half-seen children at play in the park
Skit shades of ivory, vanilla and dark
While my eyes saw comfort their little hearts could not see.
or
Wild Miocene children at play in the park
Split shakes of ivory, red, yellow and hark
Why liars all come where their little hearts could not see.
Skit shades of ivory, vanilla and dark
While my eyes saw comfort their little hearts could not see.
or
Wild Miocene children at play in the park
Split shakes of ivory, red, yellow and hark
Why liars all come where their little hearts could not see.
Original Lyrics:
And I have seen children at play in the park
Skin shades of ivory, red, yellow and dark
While my eyes saw colors their little hearts could not see.
Skin shades of ivory, red, yellow and dark
While my eyes saw colors their little hearts could not see.
"You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the potential enemy.
Original Lyrics:
You are the potential in me.
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