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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Rasmus that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 21 misheard song lyrics for The Rasmus on amIright currently.

"Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to my condom.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to my kingdom.
"F-F-F-Falling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P-p-p-poing
Original Lyrics:
F-f-f-falling
"Funeral Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just want make love.
Original Lyrics:
Just one big lie.
"In My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In my life, I decide and Aki truns me on.
Original Lyrics:
In my life, I decide and it turns me on.
"In The Shadows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel me, touch me, heal me
Come take me harder.
Original Lyrics:
Feel me, touch me, heal me
Come take me higher.
"In The Shadows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be watching
I'll be waiting
In the shadows
All the time.
Original Lyrics:
I've been watching
I've been waiting
In the shadows
For my time.
"In The Shadows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been leaping.
Original Lyrics:
I've been living.
"In The Shadows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been sucking, I've been licking
For tomorrows all my life
Original Lyrics:
I've been searching, I've been living
For tomorrows all my life.
"In The Shadows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, I feel like I should go an play with the panda.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes, I feel like I should go and play with the thunder.
"In The Shadows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, I feel like I should go and play with a flounder.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes, I feel like I should go and play with the thunder.
"In The Shadows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, I feel like I should go and play with the gunner.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes, I feel like I should go and play with the thunder.
"In The Shadows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, I think I should go and play with the founder.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes, I think I should go and play with the thunder.
"In The Shadows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me, I've been
F***ing, f***ing in circles.
Original Lyrics:
Lately, I've been
Walking, walking in circles.
"In the Shadows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somethimes, I think I should go and play with a panda
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes, I think I should go and play with the thunder
"Last Waltz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me blind, cover my eyes
You like Duwaa Yvonne
I'm paralyzed with a perfect mood when
We are dancing the blind waltz on.
Original Lyrics:
Make me blind, cover my eyes
You can do what you want
I'm paralyzed with a perfect mood when
We are dancing with blindfolds on.
"Not Like The Other Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hopeless to the world
She's not like the other girls.
Original Lyrics:
Hopeless little one
She's not like the other girls.
"Not Like The Other Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lives with the cows.
Original Lyrics:
She lives in the clouds.
"Not Like the Other Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She lives in the couch and talks to the birds
Original Lyrics:
She lives in the clouds and talks to the birds
"Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sail away, it's time to leave
Rainy days, I lost the key
Original Lyrics:
I'll sail away, it's time to leave
Rainy days are yours to keep
"Still Standing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you stop the lights falling from the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Can't you stop the lies falling from the sky.
"Time To Burn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gollum
Original Lyrics:
Come on!

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