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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> Liz Phair
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Liz Phair that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 44 misheard song lyrics for Liz Phair on amIright currently.
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"Big Tall Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it feels so good. Like a regional headache.
or
And it feels so cool. Like a religion of headaches
or
And it feels so cool. Like a religion of headaches
Original Lyrics:
And it feel so good like relieving a headache.
"Big Tall Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like reliving a bad day
or
Like an original head case
or
Like an original head case
Original Lyrics:
Like relieving a headache
"Dogs of L.A." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a Star Trek crewman there with my Beatle boots and my Subaru
Original Lyrics:
I was a Star Trek crewman there with my Beatle boots and my super 8
"Extraordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Average every day sayin' psycho.
or
Crazy sane and sometimes psycho.
or
Crazy sane and sometimes psycho.
Original Lyrics:
Average everyday sane psycho.
"Extraordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Average every day state psycho
or
Average every day stay psycho
or
Average every day stay psycho
Original Lyrics:
Average everyday sane psycho
"Extraordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Average every day, same cycle
Original Lyrics:
Average everyday sane psycho
"Extraordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Average everyday saint psycho
Original Lyrics:
Average every day sane psycho
"Extraordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Average everyday sick psycho.
Original Lyrics:
Average everyday sane psycho.
"Extraordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Average everyday sleep cycle.
Original Lyrics:
Average everyday sane psycho.
"Extraordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Average everyday spin cycle.
Original Lyrics:
Average everyday sane psycho.
"Extraordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish every day seemed psycho.
Original Lyrics:
Average everyday sane psycho
"Extraordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish every day stayed psycho.
Original Lyrics:
Average everyday sane psycho.
"Extraordinary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To make, to make you love me
Original Lyrics:
To me, to make you love me
"Flower"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hair's too long and in your eyes,
Your hip's the perfect 'suck-me' size.
Your hip's the perfect 'suck-me' size.
Original Lyrics:
Your hair's too long and in your eyes,
Your lips the perfect 'suck-me' size.
Your lips the perfect 'suck-me' size.
"Flower"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hair's too long and in your eyes,
Your d**k's the perfect 'suck-me' size.
Your d**k's the perfect 'suck-me' size.
Original Lyrics:
Your hair's too long and in your eyes,
Your lips the perfect 'suck-me' size.
Your lips the perfect 'suck-me' size.
"Love Is Nothing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is nothing, nothing, nothing, now face it
Original Lyrics:
Love is nothing, nothing, nothing, like they say
"Polyester Bride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you wanna be an alligator cowboy who s***s his pants?
Original Lyrics:
Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?
"Supernova" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a sheriff's bare, red a**.
Original Lyrics:
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare, wet a**.
"Supernova" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyeglasses sparkle like gilded gas.
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherry-berry lash.
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherry-berry lash.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass.
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare, wet ass.
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare, wet ass.
"Supernova" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyelashes sparkle like Gilder Glass
And you lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's belly laugh
or
Your eyeglasses sparkle like gilded gas
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherry-berry lash.
or
Your eyelashes sparkle like guilded brass
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a sheriff's bare red a**.
And you lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's belly laugh
or
Your eyeglasses sparkle like gilded gas
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherry-berry lash.
or
Your eyelashes sparkle like guilded brass
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a sheriff's bare red a**.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare, wet a**.
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare, wet a**.
"Supernova" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyelashes sparkle like guilted glass
And you lips are sweet and slippery like a sheriff's bare wet a**
or
Your eyelashes sparkle like Gilder Glass
And you lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's belly laugh
or
Your eyeglasses sparkle like gilded gas
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherry-berry lash.
And you lips are sweet and slippery like a sheriff's bare wet a**
or
Your eyelashes sparkle like Gilder Glass
And you lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's belly laugh
or
Your eyeglasses sparkle like gilded gas
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherry-berry lash.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare, wet a**.
And your lips are sweet and slippery like a cherub's bare, wet a**.
"Supernova" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes have that sparkle like you did grass
Original Lyrics:
Your eyelashes sparkle like gilded grass
"Whip Smart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When they do the double-dutch, that's the Nancy.
Original Lyrics:
When they do the double-dutch, that's them dancing.
"Whip-Smart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When they do the double dutch, that's lamentgee.
Original Lyrics:
When they do the double dutch, that's them dancing.
"Whip-Smart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When they do the double dutch, that's the man's game.
Original Lyrics:
When they do the double dutch, that's them dancing.
"Why Can't I?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For this the weekend controls.
Original Lyrics:
Out of this that we can control.
"Why Can't I?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' over me, gettin' over you.
Original Lyrics:
Get a load of me, get a load of you.
"Why Can't I?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take a walk, for it's safe to catch.
or
Gonna take a walk for it's sake to hatch.
or
Gonna take a walk for it's safe to crash.
or
Gonna take a walk for it's sake to hatch.
or
Gonna take a walk for it's safe to crash.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take a while for this egg to hatch.
"Why Can't I?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we are we're in the beginning
We haven't chuckled yet but we're going swimming.
We haven't chuckled yet but we're going swimming.
Original Lyrics:
Here we are we're in the beginning
We haven't f***ed yet but my head's spinning.
We haven't f***ed yet but my head's spinning.
"Why Can't I?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't this the best part of waking up?
Folgers in my cup, I can't get enough of.
Folgers in my cup, I can't get enough of.
Original Lyrics:
Isn't this the best part of breaking up?
Finally someone else you can't get enough of.
Finally someone else you can't get enough of.
"Why Can't I?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a heavy glow, it's the fact
That we're gonna get down to it, so tell me.
That we're gonna get down to it, so tell me.
Original Lyrics:
It's inevitable, it's the fact
That we're gonna get down to it, so tell me.
That we're gonna get down to it, so tell me.
"Why Can't I?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're havin' fun yet, but my head's spinning
Original Lyrics:
We haven't f***ed yet, but my head's spinning
Of course, when you hear it on the radio, the expletive is not there.
"Why Can't I?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I read whenever I think about you?
Why can't I speed whenever I talk about you?
Why can't I speed whenever I talk about you?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you?
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you?
"Why Can't I?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I scream?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't I breathe?
(later)
Why can't I sleep?
(later)
Why can't I sleep?
"Why Can't I?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do I scream whenever I dream about you?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't I sleep whenever I dream about you?
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