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"Animals"
As I tried to tell her dad
It was her mum that I was kissing.
As I tried to tell her dad
It was her mouth that I was kissing.
"Animals"
I, I'm driving like I'm black.
I, I'm driving black on black.
"Another Hole In The Head" (MP3)
You're a tern
You'd rather leave than live and learn!
Your turn
You'd rather leave than live and learn!
"Believe It Or Not" (MP3)
Savin' a life every time the world turns upside down
Seen it a lot every time the world turns upside down
Now I feel it
We're out of bean dip
I didn't need this
Somebody help me breathe.
Now I feel it
Feel like I've been there
I didn't need this
Somebody help me breathe.
"Burn It To The Ground"
The dealer just tipped me
Tequila just hit me
"Burn It To The Ground"
We're going out tonight, to kick a hairy light
We're going off tonight to kick out every light
"Burn It to the Ground"
All in Forsyth
All in balls out
Won't buy this lime you're selling
Won't buy this line you're selling
"Far Away"
All because Old Joe ran.
All of hell to hold your hand.
"Far Away"
All of them to hold your hand
All the hell to hold your hand.
"Far Away"
I want you to mow the lawn
I have loved you all along
"Far Away"
If you let me know
If you let me go
"Far Away"
On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand all
Heather to hold your hand.
On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of Hell to hold your hand.
Cameron adds: "I don't have a girlfriend Heather, either." [Ed.'s note: Which is surprising considering your other entries with her name on them.]
"Far Away"
So color me
So far away
"Far Away"
Some father reading
So far away
"Far Away"
Somebody else
So far away
"Feed The Machine"
But now it's your turn
The ashes will burn, and whittle away
But now it's your turn
The ashes will burn, and wither away
"Feelin' Way Too Damn Good" (MP3)
I fall in love and find my heart face down and
Where in hands is this Spanish shirt?
I fall in love and find my heart face down and
Where it lands is where it should.
"Feelin' Way Too Damn Good" (MP3)
It's like, every time I turn around,
I fall in love and find my heart face down and,
Where the hell is my spaceship?
It's like, every time I turn around,
I fall in love and find my heart face down and,
Where it lands, is where it should!
"Feeling Way Too Damn Good"
Every time I turn around, I fall in love and find my heart face down.
Where the hell's the sweatshirt?
Every time I turn around, I fall in love and find my heart face down.
When and where is where it should!
I like the tan that's on your meat.
I like your pants around your feet.
I like the wax stains on your dress.
I like the white stains on your dress.
I like the wine stains on your breast.
I like the white stains on your dress.
I like the wine stains on your dress.
I like the white stains on your dress.
I like your panties 'round your feet.
I like your pants around your feet.
I liked your pants around your ankles.
I like your pants around your feet.
I love the breakfast on your chest.
I love the freckles on your chest.
Now I know who you are
So what does it matter?
Just be who you are.
Now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out.
"Flat On The Floor" (MP3)
For ten minutes, I've been laying fat on the floor.
In ten minutes, I'll be laying out flat on the floor.
"Flat On The Floor" (MP3)
Not like I need to defend or bomb anyone.
Not like I need to depend upon anyone.
"Follow You Home"
Gwen Stefani, you ho.
Just to follow you home.
"Gotta Be Somebody"
Someone to love with highlights in their hair
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
"Not on you", said Saury
Won't seem like a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For havin' you a heart worth breakin'
And I been wrong, I've been down
to the bottom of every bottle
These worlds in my head
Sing "Are we avvin' for you?"
or
Sing "Are we happy for you?"
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause 'Little Women' must have damn near killed you.
'Cause living with him must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause Little Women must've been what killed you.
'Cause living with him must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause an little thing and damn that killed you
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause any woman must have damned and killed you.
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause being a woman must have damn near killed you.
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause city women must have d*mn near killed you.
or
'Cause slimmer women must have d*mn near killed you.
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause elvin women must have damn near killed you.
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause everyone there must have damn near killed you
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause little women must have barely accused you.
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause little women must have barely accused you.
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause little women must've damn near killed you.
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause living with women must have damn near killed you.
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause other women must have bent down and killed you.
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause other women must have damn near killed you.
Living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause sleeping with him must've damn near killed you.
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause stupid women must have near killed you.
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cause when I went it must've damn near killed you.
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cuz Little Women must've damn near killed you
'Cuz livin' with me must've damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cuz being a woman must have d**n near killed you.
'Cuz livin' with me must have d**n near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Cuz seven women must have damn near killed you.
'Cuz livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'Little Women' must have damn near killed you
Living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'cause seven women must have damn near killed you.
'cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
'cause sleeping with me must have damn near killed you.
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
(At) least I'm not mistaken.
For heaven you're a heart worth breaking
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
...Whoaaa, California
...Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
A Simple Simon and a sense of failure.
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
A whore's wilting in a different story.
I was waiting on a different story.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Ah Woody Allen for yea
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Ah, we haven't done yet.
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Always hated a wise man,
Couldn't care less about a poor mans feelings.
Never made it as a wise man,
Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
An alcoholic for you
or
I'll be heaven for you.
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
And Heaven forbid.
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
And I've been wrong I've been down
but, your the bottom of every bottle
And I've been wrong, I've been down,
into the bottom of every bottle
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
And I've been wrong I've been down
To the bottom of every bottom.
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Bring to the bottle room every bottle.
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
And I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottom
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
And I've done wrong I've been bad
Been to the bottom of the fairy bottle.
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
And it must have been so bad
'Cause little women must have damn near killed you
And it must have been so bad
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
And it must have been so bad
'Cause little women must have damn near killed you
And it must have been so bad
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
And it must've been so bad,
'cause little women must have damn near killed you
And it must've been so bad,
'cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
And it must've been so bad
'Cause laying women must have damn near killed you.
And it must've been so bad
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Are we having Funyuns?
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Are we having funny ears?
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Are we in California?
or
Are we Californian?
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Been to the bottom of every bottom.
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Before Heather knew her heart was breaking.
For handing you a heart worth breaking.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Before I knew I had a heart worth breaking.
For handing you a heart worth breaking.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Casino women must have damn near killed you.
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Cause Little Women must have damn near killed you
Cause living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Cause Little Women musta damn near killed you
Cause livin with me musta damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Cause living with me must've been there killed you
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Couldn't cut it as a poor man's feeling.
Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Despite words in my head scream 'are we having fun yet?'
These five words in my head scream 'are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Despite words in my head
Surrender reality for you.
or
Despite words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Despite words in my head
These five words in my head
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Tired of living like a black man
or
Died of licking on a black man
or
Dido lickin on a black man
or
Dido lickin on a black man
Tired of living like a blind man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Fleas fight warts in my head
These five words in my head
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
For Heaven knew your heart was breaking.
For handing you a heart worth breakin'.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
For handing you a heart with bacon
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
For renting you a heart worth breaking
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Forehead I knew your heart was breaking
For handing you a heart worth breaking.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I couldn't cut it as a Pittsburgh Steeler.
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
This whole song is full of stuff I misheard, but this is funniest one.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I couldn't cut it as a poor man's feelie.
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I couldn't make it on a poor man's feeling
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I masturbate so bad
And it must have been so bad
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I push wind on a different story.
I was waiting on a different story.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I pushed wind on a different story.
I was waiting on a different story.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I saw salmon and I sense them feeding.
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I was waiting but I'm in no hurry
I was waiting on a different story
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I'll be out in four years.
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I'm forlorn in my head,
Screaming 'We haven't f*cked yet!'
These five words in my head,
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I'm sick inside without a sense of feeling.
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I'm sick of sin without a sense of feeling.
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I'm sick of sun without a sense of peeling.
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I've been down
To the bottom of Harry Potter.
I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I've been up, I've been down
I'm in the middle of every battle.
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I've been wrong,
I've been down, to the bottom of every bottom.
I've been wrong,
I've been down, to the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I've been wrong, I've been down
Been to the bottom of the fairy bottle.
I've been wrong, I've been down,
Been to the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I've been wrong, I've been down
But you're the bottom of every bottle.
I've been wrong, I've been down
Into the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I've been wrong, I've been dumped
Into the bottom of every bottle
I've been wrong, I've been down,
Been to the bottom of every bottle
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
I've been wrong, up and down
Been to the bottom of every bottle.
I've been wrong, I've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
In spite words in my head
Scream our reality yet.
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Is this reality for you?
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
It must have been Soul Train
It must have been so bad
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
It must have been so bad
Slim Whitman must have damn near killed you
It must have been so bad
Cuz' living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
It must have been so bad cuz 'Little Women' must have damn near killed you
It must have been so bad cuz living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
It must have been sold out
It must have been so bad
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
It screams words in my head Sings 'No we haven't fallen yet'
These five words in my head Scream 'Are we havin' fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
It must have been so bad
The other women must have damn near killed you
It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
It must have been so bad
Living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm p***-taking
Forehead, you were a heart worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle
Despite what's in my head
Scream "Are we Californians?"
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
It's not worse in my head
Scream on, we haven't fought yet.
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Its not so bad.
Livin' with him must've damn near killed you.
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Joe Paraszczuk must have damn near killed you.
Livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Kinda living like a blind man
Tired of living like a blind man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Like the words in my head
scream 'and we havent for years'
or
Despite words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
These five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Like the words in my head
scream 'and we havent for years'
Five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Little Women must have damn near killed you
Living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Little Women must have damn near killed you
Living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Little women must have aimed and killed you.
Livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Little women must have damn near killed you.
Living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Miss thy mum? She's staking!
Four head on you; your heart would break in.
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Mixed by words in my head
Scream my reality for yeah.
These five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
My favor in women must've damn near killed you.
Living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Never drank Budweiser
Never made it as a wise man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Never made it as a White man
Couldn't care less of a poor man's feelings
Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Never made it as a blind man
Never made it as a wise man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Never made it as a white man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'
Tired of livin' like a black man
I'm sick inside without a sense of feelin'
Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'
Tired of livin' like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Never made it as a white man.
Never made it as a wise man.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Never made it as a wise man
Couldn't cut it as a poor man's feelin'.
Never made it as a wise man
Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Oh, we haven't for years.
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Oh, we haven't found yet!
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Only Heaven forgets.
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Only Heaven forgives.
Are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Poor heaven! You're a heart worth breaking!
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Say are you info ya ya
Scream are you havin fun yet
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Scream 'Do you ever forget?'
Scream 'Are we havin' fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Scream how we haven't f***ed yet.
Scream, 'Are we havin' fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Scream, 'Are we having funyons?'
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Sick inside without a sense of feeling
Sick of sight without a sense of feeling
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Sick of standin' with a sense of feeling
I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Slayin' women must have damn near killed you.
Livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Sleeping with him must have damn near killed you.
Living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Sleeping with me must have damn near killed you
Cuz' living with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Slim Whitman must have damn near killed you.
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Slim Whitman must have damn near killed you
'Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Straight on realathon, yeah.
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"realathon"...is that a mix of the words "reality" and "telethon"?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
The Star Wars in my head still our reality form, yeah.
These five words in my head scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
The men and women must've damn near killed you
Cause living with me must've damn near killed you
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
The world's waiting, but that's a different story.
I was waiting on a different story.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
These 5 words in my head scream everything out for years yeah yeah yeah no no
These 5 words in my head scream are we having fun yet? yet? yet? no no
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
These dark words in my head scream "Are you having fun yet?"
These five words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
These fire words in my head
Scream like we haven't for years.
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
These five words in my head are screaming I am happy for you
These five words in my head scream ' are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
These five words in my head street monkey, having fun yet?
These five words in my head scream "are we having fun yet?"
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
These five words in my head
Scream of me yellin' for you
These five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Have we had enough yet?!'
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?!'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
These five words in my head
'Mom, are we having fun yet?'
These five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
These five words in my head
Scream 'Oh, we haven't fooled you!'
These five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
These foul words in my head
Scream a reality for you
Yeah, yeah, a reality for you.
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
Yet, yet, are we having fun yet?
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
These foul words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
These five words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
They put words in my head
Saying realle upon you
These five words in my head
Scream 'are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
They stuck worms in my ass
These five words in my head
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This Valmont, mistaken
This time I'm mistaken
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This is how you remind me of my ideal man.
This is how you remind me of what I really am.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This is how you remind me that I hate Mr. M.
This is how you remind me of what I really am.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This is how you rewind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This is how you rewind me
This is how you remind me
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This is why your behinds on me like a little hen.
This is how you remind me of what I really am.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This time I'm for steakin'.
This time I'm mistaken.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This time I'm mistaken
Poor Hannah knew her heart was breaking.
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This time I'm mistaken
For giving you a heart that's breaking
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This time I'm stinking
Fourth Avenue heart worth breaking
This time I'm mistaken
For having you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This time I'm stinking
This time I was mistaken
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This time I've mistaken
For having a head worth breakin'.
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This time I’m mistaken Four heads and you a hardwood break-in
This time I’m mistaken For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This time, I get spankings.
This time, I'm mistaken.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
This time, I was thinking
Before Hannah knew a heart was breaking.
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breaking.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Those little women must have damn near killed you.
'Cause living with me must have damn near killed you.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Tired of living like a black man
Sickle cell without a sense of feeling.
Tired of living like a blind man
Sick of sight without a sense of feeling.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Tired of living like a black man
Tired of living like a blind man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Tired of living like a black man
Tired of living like a blind man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Tired of living like a lineman
Tired of living like a blind man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Tired of living with a black man
Tired of living like a blind man
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
To the bottom of every bottom
To the bottom of every bottle
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Who ever heard of hard wood breaking
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Who knew you had a heart worth breaking?
For handing you a heart worth breaking
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Yeah girl, you're a babe worth raping!
For handing you a heart worth breaking.
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
Yeah, yeah are we Californian
Yeah, yeah are we having fun yet
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
You put words in my head
Cream are we having fun yet?
These 5 words in my head
Scream, 'Are we having fun yet?'
"How You Remind Me" (MP3)
You stuck words in my head
Saying, 'We haven't forget.'
These five words in my head
Scream 'Are we having fun yet?'
"I'll Come for You"
This time I'm tweeting.
This time I'm bleeding.
"If Everyone Cared"
If anyone’s Cher
If everyone cared
"If Everyone Cared"
If everyone shared and swallowed the bride
then we'd see the way that she died
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
then we'd see the day that nobody died
"If Everyone Cared"
If everyone shared and swallowed the bride
If everyone shared and swallowed their pride
"If Everyone Cared"
Sonic, Man I, I'm alive
(I'm alive)
Sonic, Man I, I'm alive
Singing, "Amen I, I'm alive"
(I'm alive)
Singing, "Amen I, I'm alive"
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
If this grave was your last grave
If today was your last day
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Evil pictures in the grass!
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Leave evil pigeons in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Leave old BITCHES in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late,
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last,
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
That first step you take is the longest drive
That first step you take is the longest stride
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
Would you leave obituaries in the past?
Would you leave old pictures in the past?
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
Would you leave old Grinches in the past?
Would you leave old pictures in the past?
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
Would you leave old fiction in the facts?
Would you leave old pictures in the past?
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
Would you leave old tickles in the past?
Would you leave old pictures in the past?
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
Would you live each moment like your last
Leave old bitches in the past?
Would you live each moment like your last
Leave old pictures in the past?
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old bitches in the past
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
"If Today Was Your Last Day"
Would you live each moment like your last?
Evil bitches in the past
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past
If you're going to show someone this song and that person is sensitive to swears, warn them up front about this lyric.
I want to take his a** out.
I want to take his eyes out.
Look what your money bought
It's all she's got
Keep your dog money
Shave your mom and daddy.
Look what your money bought
It's all she's got
It keeps her company
Straight from mom and daddy.
Collision his head.
Clenching his hands.
It starts to sting as it starts to smell.
It starts to sting as it starts to swell.
It's time to run when you see him clicking his hands.
It's time to run when you see him clenching his hands.
"Next Contestant"
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
All fool assholes coming on to her
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
"Next Contestant"
Is that your hand on my good friend?
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
"Photograph"
'What the hell?', as Bon Jovi said.
What the hell is on Joey's head?
"Photograph"
And this is where I grew up
I bet the President oughta fixed it up.
And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up.
"Photograph"
And this is where I grew up
Think the prisoners had fixed it up
And this is where I grew up
Think the present owner fixed it up
"Photograph"
And this is where I grew up
I take a prison and I fix it up
And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
"Photograph"
And this is where I grew up
Been to prison, oughta fix it up.
And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up.
"Photograph"
And this is where I went to school
Most of the girls had better things to do
Craving a record that was broken twice
I must have done it up a dozen times
And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times
Oh god, I got a whole verse wrong. I must either be deaf or maybe it's just....mumbly.
"Photograph"
Cancel first girl I kissed.
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
"Photograph"
He was the first girl I kissed.
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
"Photograph"
How did his eyes get so red?
And what the hell did his Bon Jovi said?
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
"Photograph"
How did our a** get so red?
And what the h*** has Aunt Joey said?
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the h*** is on Joey's head?
"Photograph"
How did our eyes get so red?
And 'What the hell?', Aunt Joey said.
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
"Photograph"
How did our eyes get so wet?
And what the hell has Bon Jovi said?
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
"Photograph"
I found the photo of the present I was looking for
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
"Photograph"
I found the photo of the prison I was looking for
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
"Photograph"
I got a photo that was printed on my bedroom floor.
I got the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor.
"Photograph"
I must have got an "F" a dozen times
I must have done it half a dozen times
"Photograph"
I think that prison ought to fix me up.
or
I think the prison outa fix it up.
I think the present owner fixed it up.
"Photograph"
I think the prison owner fixed it up.
I think the present owner fixed it up.
"Photograph"
It's hard to say it, dying to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
"Photograph"
Ken's the first girl I kissed.
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
"Photograph"
Killed the first girl I kissed.
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
"Photograph"
Killed the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed.
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed.
"Photograph"
Killed the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She'd had a few kisses from some men
I haven't seen her since God knows when.
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a few kids since then
I haven't seen her since God knows when.
"Photograph"
Killed the first girl I kissed
Kim's the first girl I kissed
"Photograph"
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nevous that I nearly p***ed.
Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed.
"Photograph"
Look at this autograph
Look at this photograph
"Photograph"
Look at this paragraph
Look at this photograph
"Photograph"
Look at this phonograph
Look at this photograph
"Photograph"
Look at this polar bear
Look at this photograph
"Photograph"
Look at this porno graph
Look at this photograph
"Photograph"
Remember the old Rockettes?
Remember the old arcade?
"Photograph"
Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody got mudered out.
Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody went and burned it down
"Photograph"
The cops mated us mangled out
They say somebody went and burned his house.
or
The cops hated us hanging out
They said somebody went and burned it down.
The cops seeing us hanging out
They said somebody went and burned it down.
"Photograph"
The cops seen us hanging out
They said somebody went and murdered down.
The cops seen us hanging out
They said somebody went and burned it down.
"Photograph"
To sing to more than just the steering wheel
Killed the first girl I kissed.
To sing to more than just the steering wheel
Kim's the first girl I kissed.
"Photograph"
We used to listen to the Brady Bunch
We used to listen to the radio
"Photograph"
What the heck did Bon Jovi said?
or
What the hell is on Jodi's head?
What the hell is on Joey's head?
"Photograph"
Where the hell is Bon Jovi's head?
What the hell is on Joey's head?
"Rockstar"
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And living in ten buses, driving fifteen cars.
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars.
"Rockstar"
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
Livin' in tour buses driving fifteen cars.
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars.
"Rockstar"
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop busses driving fifteen cars.
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars.
"Rockstar"
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And ride in hilltop buses driving fifteen cars.
or
'Cause we just wanna be big rock stars
Live in entire boxes, driving fifteen cars.
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, driving fifteen cars.
"Rockstar"
And a big black chair with a bathroom in it.
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it.
"Rockstar"
And we'll hang out in the brightest rooms
With the latest dictionary into pieces soon.
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's Who's Who.
"Rockstar"
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up dead.
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's Gonna wind up there.
"Rockstar"
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
Look at me I pee with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there.
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there.
"Rockstar"
And we'll hang out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's zoot suits.
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's Who's Who.
"Rockstar"
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary or
Today's zoo-zoo
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
Today's who's who
"Rockstar"
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest Pictionary of
Today's new zoo
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
Today's who's who
"Rockstar"
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and some big zou-zous.
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who.
"Rockstar"
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary a day too soon.
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's Who's Who.
"Rockstar"
And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
And we’ll beat our meat with the movie stars
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
"Rockstar"
And we’ll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today’s Zuzu.
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and today's Who's Who.
"Rockstar"
Brand new a** on an episode of 'Friends'
Brand new house on an episode of 'Cribs'
"Rockstar"
Driving 15 cops
Driving 15 cars
"Rockstar"
Every Good Gold-Digger is going to wind up dead.
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
"Rockstar"
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up bare.
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there.
"Rockstar"
Gonna date a set of foams that loves to blow my money for me.
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me.
"Rockstar"
Gonna sing those songs that upend the censors
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors.
"Rockstar"
I think I'm gonna dress my a** with the ladies fashion.
I think I'm gonna dress my a** with the latest fashion.
"Rockstar"
I wanna be great like Elvis, without the tassels
I rape bodyguards and love to beat up vassals
I wanna be great like Elvis, without the tassels
Hire bodyguards that love to beat up assholes
"Rockstar"
I want a brand new ass on an episode of crimson
A bathroom I can play baseball in
I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
"Rockstar"
I'm going to sing those songs that bend the senses
OR
I'm going to sing those songs that'll fend the senses.
OR
I'm going to sing those songs that'll blend the senses.
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors.
"Rockstar"
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the senses.
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors.
I think the new country guy who is catching so much flack because he is black and extremely successful should not be accused of "not being country enough." If Billboard wants to paint a target on his head, he should be accused of ripping off this Nickelback tune.
"Rockstar"
I'm gonna sing those songs that'll bend the sexes.
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors.
"Rockstar"
I'm gunna cut a lot of grass
So I can eat my meals for free.
Sign a lot of autographs
So I can eat my meals for free.
"Rockstar"
Let's sing 'em all night so I can get on the road
Lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
"Rockstar"
The girls gone lazy and the drugs come cheap
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
"Rockstar"
With the latest dictionary
and we'll play zu-zoom
With the latest dictionary of
Today's Who's Who
"Rockstar"
With the latest dictionary and to Jesús soups.
With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
"Rockstar"
With the latest dictionary and today's Blue's Clues
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
"Rockstar"
With today's dictionary and an Isuzu
With the latest dictionary of Today's who's who
"Savin' Me"
And I'll leave the sluts behind me
And I'll leave this life behind me
"Savin' Me"
Heather's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm fallin'
And all I see is you.
Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings, I'm fallin'
And all I see is you.
"Savin' Me"
I'm farting
I'm falling
"Savin' Me"
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And no ice cream for you.
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And oh, I scream for you.
"Savin' Me"
My momma's sled is an 18 story.
I'm on the edge of an 18 story.
"Savin' Me"
Risen gates won't open up for me.
Prison gates won't open up for me.
"Savin' Me"
The rain keeps fallin', fallin'.
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'.
"Savin' Me"
These iron bars can't hold my soda
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
"Shakin' Hands"
She'll take your money, make you twice as hard as anyone can
She'll shake her money maker twice as hard as anyone can
Either way, it fits, right!?
And trench on the table
And try to turn the tables
But don't think it's Kool-Aid.
But don't think it's too late.
Gonna make a right, but not right now
Gonna make it alright, but not right now
How the hell did we wind up like this
And why weren't we able
To see the signs that we missed
The crap on the table.
How the hell did we wind up like this
And why weren't we able
To see the signs that we missed
And try to turn the tables?
How the hell did we wind up like this
With you on the table?
How the hell did we wind up like this
Why weren't we able?
I know you wanna rape me.
I know you're wondering when.
I know you wanna read my head
or
I know you wanna ring away.
I know you're wondering when.
I know you want a railway.
I know you're wondering when.
I know you want a ring to wear.
I know you're wondering when...
I know you want to ree away.
I know you're wondering when.
I know you're wandering around.
I know you're wondering when.
I know you're wandering away.
I know you're wondering when.
I know you're wondering away.
I know you're wondering when.
Just like a papercrack knob hole.
Just like a paperback novel
Let's rewind and end it at this
Instead of a Hollywood horror
Let's rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
Let's rewrite an Andy McFitz
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
Let's rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
Let's rewrite an ending named Fritz
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
Let's rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a Hollywood horror.
Now the stories plain, I like this.
Now the stories played out like this.
So we could end up straying
So we could end up staying
Someday, somehow, I'm gonna get it right
But not right now, I know you're wandering away.
Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it alright
But not right now, I know you're wondering when.
Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it alright
But not right now, I know you wander the railway.
Someday, somehow, gonna make it all right
But not right now, I know you're wondering when.
Someday, somehow
Gonna be all right, but not right now.
Someday, somehow
Gonna make it all right, but not right now.
Someday, somehow
Gonna make it all right
But not right now
I know you wanna break wind.
Someday, somehow
Gonna make it all right
But not right now
I know you're wondering when.
Sunday sun hour
Someday, somehow
Why weren't we able to see the Seinfeld we missed?
Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed?
"Something in Your Mouth"
Any body of a hotty; well you outta know
Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along
"This Afternoon"
We tricked out
We drink up
All the sands of life are dirt.
Father's hands were lined with dirt.
All the sands were lavender.
Father's hands were lined with dirt.
All the sands were lined with guilt.
Father's hands were lined with dirt.
All the sex were lined with guilt.
Fathers hands were lined with dirt.
And mother's hands and soothing meals
And there's caffeine on these trees.
And mother's hands are serving meals
In a cafe on Main Street.
Oral sex with Laura Dern.
Fathers hands were lined with dirt.
Stupid, stupid, stupid
It's too bad, it's too bad, it's too bad.
With master feet
Just trying to keep clothing on our backs.
or
With mass defeat
Just trying to keep clothing on out backs.
or
With Master P
Just trying to keep clothing on out backs.
With mouths to feed
Just trying to keep clothing on our backs.
"What Are You Waiting For"
What are you waiting for her
What are you waiting for
"When We Stand Together"
But just like a hobbit, the drumbeat carries on.
But just like a heartbeat, the drumbeat carries on.
Lookin' for escape goat
Looking for a scapegoat
"Woke Up This Morning" (MP3)
A dime, a dime, a dime, a dime, and not a day was spent.
A tiny church, a tiny town, and not a tear was spent.
"Woke Up This Morning" (MP3)
You came along and told this woman about me
Looks like she found me,
and I know why I ate that shit
that I cooked up this morning
You came along and tore this wall down around me
Looks like you found me...
now I know why I felt like shit
when I woke up this morning
"Woke Up This Morning" (MP3)
You came along and tore this war bed around me.
You came along and tore this world out around me.
You can smell chicken down by the weathered dock.
You can smell it; you can tell by the way they talk.