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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for My Chemical Romance that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Blood (Hidden Track)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the girlies.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
Original Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
"Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the fernies
Original Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys
"Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the girlies,
They can hit me copper with a rubber duck
They can hit me copper with a rubber duck
Original Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys,
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck
"Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
A celebrated man, a monster gherkin
Original Lyrics:
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys
"Bulletproof Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shawty, won't you come back home?
Original Lyrics:
Jenny, could you come back home?
"Cancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause all my hairs are bending on my body
Original Lyrics:
'Cause all my hair's abandoned all my body
"Cancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause my lips are chapped and faded
Camaraderie
Help her gather all my things
Camaraderie
Help her gather all my things
Original Lyrics:
'Cause my lips are chapped and faded
Call my Aunt Marie
Help her gather all my things
Call my Aunt Marie
Help her gather all my things
"Cancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my hairs are bending down my body
Original Lyrics:
All my hair's abandoned all my body
"Cancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'm just snogging from the cream, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm just soggy from the chemo.
"Cancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I'm just soggy from the chemo
And counting down the days to go
At just eleven
And counting down the days to go
At just eleven
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I'm just soggy from the chemo
But counting down the days to go
It just ain't living
But counting down the days to go
It just ain't living
"Cancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just eleven
Original Lyrics:
It's just not living
"Cemetery Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a vision of your kids, it made me so hard!
Original Lyrics:
And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard.
"Cemetery Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss you, sofa.
Original Lyrics:
I miss you so far.
"Cemetery Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then Stalin
Crashed the cemetery gates
In the dress your husband hates
Crashed the cemetery gates
In the dress your husband hates
Original Lyrics:
In a solitary style
And crash the cemetery gates.
In the dress your husband hates
And crash the cemetery gates.
In the dress your husband hates
"Cemetery Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the searchlights find us
Streaking by the mausoleum door
Streaking by the mausoleum door
Original Lyrics:
Where the searchlights find us
Drinking by the mausoleum door
Drinking by the mausoleum door
"DESTROYA"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I believe we're the enemy
Original Lyrics:
But I believe in the enemy
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my honest consolation, this is a rapist operation
Original Lyrics:
And in my honest observation, during this operation
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
And through my endless dance-ination
Original Lyrics:
And in my honest observation
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
If your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take the death
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Then your heart can't take the death
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Original Lyrics:
If your life won't wait
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Then your heart can't take this
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
Even though every single lyrics site I visited said otherwise, I believed these were the actual lyrics for the longest time. I had to play the song at almost full volume and put my ear to the speaker in order to realize I was wrong.
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't there anyone's soul that you can take?
Original Lyrics:
Is that the most the both of you can give?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, dead! Lying in a hospital bed!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, think about the life's you'll owe me
Oh, take me from the ghost when you're dead!
Oh, take me from the ghost when you're dead!
Original Lyrics:
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One naked brownie,
It ain't tell me what you planned
It ain't tell me what you planned
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand?
It ain't exactly what you planned
It ain't exactly what you planned
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One naked granny takes a p*** in my hand
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn’t it be grand to take a pistol by the hand
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One naked granny takes a p*** up on a table.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
One naked granny takes a piss on my hand.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tired and oh so Swedish
Original Lyrics:
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be granted? Take a piss with one hand.
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*** from overhead?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*ss by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a p*ss with one hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pencil by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the hand?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
"Dead!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be great to take a pistol by the head?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
"Demolition Lovers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're scarecrows in the nudist claim.
Original Lyrics:
The scarecrows that fuel this flame
"Destroya"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess let's f*** with the enemy
Original Lyrics:
Against the sun we're the enemy
"Destroya"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't believe in God
I don't believe in love
I don't believe in love
Original Lyrics:
You don't believe in God
I don't believe in luck
I don't believe in luck
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring out the Obvious Team
Original Lyrics:
Bring out the old guillotine.
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget the obvious scene
Original Lyrics:
Bring out the old guillotine.
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent my high school career spit on and chopped to agree
Original Lyrics:
I spent my high school career spit on and shoved to agree
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the ugliest team.
or
We got the ugliest tea.
or
We got the ugliest tea.
Original Lyrics:
Bring out the old guillotine.
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the hunkiest scene.
Original Lyrics:
Bring out the old guillotine.
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the obvious team,
And we'll show 'em what we really mean
And we'll show 'em what we really mean
Original Lyrics:
So bring out the old guillotine, we'll show 'em what we all mean
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the obvious team,
And we'll show 'em what we really mean
And we'll show 'em what we really mean
Original Lyrics:
So bring out the old guillotine,
We'll show 'em what we all mean
We'll show 'em what we all mean
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the obvious team,
It'll show 'em what we all mean
It'll show 'em what we all mean
Original Lyrics:
Bring out the old guillotine,
We'll show em what we all mean
We'll show em what we all mean
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I was there on the day
They thought the cause for the queen
And when likes all went out
We watched our light on the screen
I hate the ending myself
But it started with an alright scene
It was the horror the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing
They thought the cause for the queen
And when likes all went out
We watched our light on the screen
I hate the ending myself
But it started with an alright scene
It was the horror the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing
Original Lyrics:
Well, I was there on the day
They sold the cause for the queen
And when lights all went out
We watched our lives on the screen
I hate the ending myself
But it started with an alright scene
It was the roar of the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing
They sold the cause for the queen
And when lights all went out
We watched our lives on the screen
I hate the ending myself
But it started with an alright scene
It was the roar of the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing
"Disenchanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never learned to drop and beg.
Original Lyrics:
You never learned a g**d*** thing.
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I scream at roses, fall at your feet
Original Lyrics:
As rice grains and roses fall at your feet
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And back there I left her where no one could see
And life that's come, into this world.
I stared as this moment was hed for me.
And life that's come, into this world.
I stared as this moment was hed for me.
Original Lyrics:
And back there I left her where no one could see
And lifeless cold into this well
I stared as this moment was held for me
And lifeless cold into this well
I stared as this moment was held for me
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And back there I left her where no one could see
A lifeless cop into this wall
I started as this moment was held for me
A lifeless cop into this wall
I started as this moment was held for me
Original Lyrics:
And back there I left her where no one could see
And lifeless cold into this well
I stared as this moment was held for me
And lifeless cold into this well
I stared as this moment was held for me
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And back there I left here where no one could see
A lifeless goat into this world
I stand as this moment was held for me
A lifeless goat into this world
I stand as this moment was held for me
Original Lyrics:
And back there I left her where no one could see
And lifeless cold into this well
I stared as this moment was held for me
And lifeless cold into this well
I stared as this moment was held for me
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As ice cream and roses fall at your feet
Original Lyrics:
As rice grains and roses fall at your feet
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As wide screens and roses fall at your feet
Original Lyrics:
As rice grains and roses fall at your feet
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll laugh at Sweeney Todd
And we'll celebrate the end of things with cheap champagne.
And we'll celebrate the end of things with cheap champagne.
Original Lyrics:
We'll laugh as we die
And we'll celebrate the end of things with cheap champagne.
And we'll celebrate the end of things with cheap champagne.
"Drowning Lessons" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
and I scream at roses, fall at your feet
Original Lyrics:
As rice grains and roses fall at your feet
"Early Sunsets Over Monroeville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I married a fetus.
Original Lyrics:
And our memories defeat us.
"Early Sunsets Over Monroeville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But does anyone notice there's a cop in this bed?
Original Lyrics:
But does anyone notice there's a corpse in this bed?
"FTWWW"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speak casually.
Original Lyrics:
Spit casually.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
A life that's so demeaning
Original Lyrics:
A life that's so demanding
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I see Lou lying next to me
With words I'd thought I'd ever spleen.
With words I'd thought I'd ever spleen.
Original Lyrics:
And I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I'd never speak.
With words I thought I'd never speak.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jack Black holds out a mirror
And I'm so weak.
And I'm so weak.
Original Lyrics:
Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak.
And I'm so weak.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
At a jet black hose in a mirror
Just once a week.
Just once a week.
Original Lyrics:
Of a jet black hotel mirror
And I'm so weak.
And I'm so weak.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Awake and I'm afraid
Asleep all that
Asleep all that
Original Lyrics:
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead
Asleep or dead
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Awake and all afraid
Asleep all that
Asleep all that
Original Lyrics:
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead
Asleep or dead
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
But wears your heart But wears your heart But wears your Nano
To chase that part To chase that pie To taste!
To chase that part To chase that pie To taste!
Original Lyrics:
But where's your heart? But where's your heart? But where's your, and I know
To change that part To change that part To change
To change that part To change that part To change
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
But wears your heart But wears your heart But wears your Nano
To chase that part To chase that pie Touch AIDS!
To chase that part To chase that pie Touch AIDS!
Original Lyrics:
But where's your heart? But where's your heart? But where's your, and I know
To change that part To change that part To change
To change that part To change that part To change
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
But wears your heart
But wears your heart
But wears your Danone
To chase that part
To chase that pie
To taste!
But wears your heart
But wears your Danone
To chase that part
To chase that pie
To taste!
Original Lyrics:
But where's your heart?
But where's your heart?
But where's your, and I know
To change that part
To change that part
To change!
But where's your heart?
But where's your, and I know
To change that part
To change that part
To change!
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
But wears your heart
But wears your heart
But wears your Nano
To chase that part
To chase that pie
To chase!
But wears your heart
But wears your Nano
To chase that part
To chase that pie
To chase!
Original Lyrics:
But where's your heart?
But where's your heart?
But where's your, and I know
To change that part
To change that part
To change!
But where's your heart?
But where's your, and I know
To change that part
To change that part
To change!
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
But wears your heart
But wears your heart
But wears your Nano
To chase that part
To chase that pie
To taste!
But wears your heart
But wears your Nano
To chase that part
To chase that pie
To taste!
Original Lyrics:
But where's your heart?
But where's your heart?
But where's your, and I know
To change that part
To change that part
To change!
But where's your heart?
But where's your, and I know
To change that part
To change that part
To change!
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
But wears your heart
But wears your heart
But wears your Nano
To chase that part
To chase that pie
Touch AIDS!
But wears your heart
But wears your Nano
To chase that part
To chase that pie
Touch AIDS!
Original Lyrics:
But where's your heart?
But where's your heart?
But where's your, and I know
To change that part
To change that part
To change!
But where's your heart?
But where's your, and I know
To change that part
To change that part
To change!
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
But where's your car?
Original Lyrics:
But where's your heart?
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
But where’s your fart?
Original Lyrics:
But where’s your heart?
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am not afraid to keep a lizard
Original Lyrics:
I am not afraid to keep on living
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to keep on living
Original Lyrics:
I am not afraid to keep on living
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see you, Lion next to me
Original Lyrics:
I see you lying next to me
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it hard understanding Why men complete
Original Lyrics:
Well, is it hard understanding I'm incomplete
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it hard understanding
Why men complete?
Why men complete?
Original Lyrics:
Well, is it hard understanding
I'm incomplete?
I'm incomplete?
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing you can say can stop me go in Knome.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing you can say can stop me going home.
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
So may bright lights that cast a shadow
Original Lyrics:
So many bright lights that cast a shadow
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jet black holes in the mirror
Original Lyrics:
Of a jet black hotel mirror
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
These bride lights have always blinded me
Original Lyrics:
These bright lights have always blinded me
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, is it hard to understand
Why men compete
Why men compete
Original Lyrics:
Well, is it hard understanding
I'm incomplete
I'm incomplete
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why get so weak?
Original Lyrics:
I get so weak
"Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
a jet black hose and a mirror.
Original Lyrics:
Of a jet black hotel mirror
"Ghost Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blasting into the whirl
Or the last sinking sea.
Or the last sinking sea.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
Or the last thing I see.
"Ghost Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing hands forever
Or the last thing I see.
Or the last thing I see.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
Or the last thing I see.
"Ghost Of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing into the world
For the last thing I see.
For the last thing I see.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
Or the last thing I see.
"Ghost of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see mentals away
Or the last thing I see.
Or the last thing I see.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
Or the last thing I see
"Give 'Em Hell Kid [LOTMS Version]"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just cause your dogs a better cop than me
Original Lyrics:
Just cause you drive a better car than me
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the best man touched a whore.
Original Lyrics:
In the best damn dress I own.
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the best man trashed the hall!
Original Lyrics:
In the best damn dress I own.
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we better lock the school
Original Lyrics:
Can we settle up the score?
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the bathroom trucks of hey hey
Original Lyrics:
In the best d**n dress I own
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the best damn crotch I own
Original Lyrics:
In the best damn dress I own
"Give 'Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Doberman bit me walking down the street
And the Batman touched my hole
And the Batman touched my hole
Original Lyrics:
Well don't I look pretty walking down the street
In the best damn dress I own?
In the best damn dress I own?
"Give 'em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
O'Reilly's head is for sale.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, here comes the sound.
"Give 'em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, help me fall down!
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, here comes the sound!
"Give 'em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dreams and your homeless hair
Original Lyrics:
Your dreams and your hopeless hair
"Give ‘Em Hell, Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you, wahoo! I’d never have an affair
Original Lyrics:
If you were here I’d never have a fear
"Hang 'Em High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carnage while I'm holding on
Original Lyrics:
Gun it while I'm holding on
"Hang 'Em High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop if I fall into the bed.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop if I fall and don't look back.
"Hang 'Em High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goths who wear my size
Original Lyrics:
Got you in my sights
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Birmingham
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn it all
Just like a match you start to incinerate
Just like a match you start to incinerate
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a man you tried to get in again
Just like a man you tried to get in again
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you light up a cigarette.
Just like a match you light up a cigarette.
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you tryin' to get in again
Just like a match you tryin' to get in again
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
Just like a match you strike to incinerate.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we pretend?
Do weed again.
We'll weed again, when both our cars collide.
Do weed again.
We'll weed again, when both our cars collide.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend
To leave again?
We'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
To leave again?
We'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can weezer to tweezer?
And weed again.
And weed again.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again?
We'll meet again?
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you kill me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to please be near,
Please be near!
I want my suicide!!!
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to please be near,
Please be near!
I want my suicide!!!
Original Lyrics:
Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide?
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defeat them, defeat them
Then we'll meet again.
Then we'll meet again.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and
Then we'll meet again?
Then we'll meet again?
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Helena
Original Lyrics:
Burning on
The title of this song is never actually mentioned in the lyrics.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need you, I breath you
We'll meet again
When both our hearts collide.
We'll meet again
When both our hearts collide.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the Hershey's dying to get in me again.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the hearse, you die to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the horse you try to get in again.
or
Just like the horse you tied to get in again.
or
Just like the horse you tied to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the horseshoe, tried to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the hearse, you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the horseshoe tried to get in & get out.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the nurse you'd die to get in again.
Just like the nurse you'd die to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the Hershey delicate in a cab.
Just like the Hershey delicate in a cab.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
Just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my god, just like the hearing you had to hear again.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the hearse you died to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my God
Just like the hurt still tryin' to get in again.
Just like the hurt still tryin' to get in again.
Original Lyrics:
Long ago, just like the hearse you die to get in again.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
So long, not goodnight
Original Lyrics:
So long and goodnight.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strike to incinerate
The limes of everyone you now!
The limes of everyone you now!
Original Lyrics:
Strike to incinerate
The lives of everyone you know.
The lives of everyone you know.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
The limes of everyone you know
Original Lyrics:
The lives of everyone you know
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lines of every book you wrote
And what's the words to tell.
And what's the words to tell.
Original Lyrics:
The lives of everyone you knew
And what's the worst to take.
And what's the worst to take.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better in Français.
or
Things are better in France, eh?
or
Things are better in France, eh?
Original Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better in prostate.
Original Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better refried steak
Original Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the very tortured souls
Original Lyrics:
We are the very hurt you sold
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll bend me then meet again
Well both are cards glide.
Well both are cards glide.
Original Lyrics:
Can we pretend to leave and then we'll meet again
When both our cars collide.
When both our cars collide.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll meet again when Johnny Carson dies.
Original Lyrics:
We'll meet again when both our cars collide.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll meet again
When both our cars tonight
When both our cars tonight
Original Lyrics:
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide
When both our cars collide
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst Barack could say?
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say?
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst that I can say?
Things would be better if I was gay.
Things would be better if I was gay.
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I can say?
Things would be better if I stay.
Things would be better if I stay.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say,
You could really use some spray.
You could really use some spray.
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say,
Things are better if I stay.
Things are better if I stay.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better in Box A.
Things are better in Box A.
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst that I could say?
Things are better if I stay.
Things are better if I stay.
"Helena"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's the worst thing in the day
I think I'm better as fried stake
So long and so high
I think I'm better as fried stake
So long and so high
Original Lyrics:
What's the worst thing I could say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And baby, hurt like hell
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you won't f*** my Frank.
Original Lyrics:
And you won't f*** my friends.
It sounds like Gerard, the singer, is saying 'Frank' instead of 'friends'. Frank is a member of the band!
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A naked baby crane
or
I'm crazy-oh my pain
or
Oh baby it may drown
or
I maybe let me down.
or
I maybe let me down.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in my end.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, look back down.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, let me in.
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The amount of pills I'm taking, cataracts, the booze I'm drinking
Original Lyrics:
The amount of pills I'm taking counteracts the booze I'm drinking
"Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm working out
Original Lyrics:
We're not working out
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the choir boys around you
Just to compliment that sweater.
Just to compliment that sweater.
Original Lyrics:
Get the choir boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear.
It's a compliment, I swear.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get the fall out boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear.
It's a compliment, I swear.
Original Lyrics:
Get the choir boys around you
It's a compliment, I swear.
It's a compliment, I swear.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a batty motherf***er
Tell your sister that I love her.
Tell your sister that I love her.
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad motherf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bad but I can f*** it
I'm your sister or another
I'm your sister or another
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad motherf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a band, mothaf***er
Tell your sister I'm your mother.
Tell your sister I'm your mother.
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad mothaf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a bad motherf***er
You won't exist, and I'm another
You won't exist, and I'm another
Original Lyrics:
I've been a bad motherf***er
Tell your sister I'm another.
Tell your sister I'm another.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I am batman
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a bad man
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a midget
Take this to my grave.
Take this to my grave.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave.
Take this to my grave.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a ninja
Take this to my grape.
Take this to my grape.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave.
Take this to my grave.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an Injun
Take this to my grave
Take this to my grave
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave
Take this to my grave
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got in our sins for days.
Original Lyrics:
We got innocence for days.
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body buy a house down there
Every body buy a house down there
Original Lyrics:
Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body burn your house right down
Every body burn your house right down
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I think I'm gonna burp in hell
Every body burn that house right now
Every body burn that house right now
Original Lyrics:
Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body burn your house right down
Every body burn your house right down
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I wanna say
Tell me I'm a ninja
Take this to my grave
Tell me I'm a ninja
Take this to my grave
Original Lyrics:
What I wanna say
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I am, yes I am.
Original Lyrics:
S-I-N, I S-I-N
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I am, yes I am.
Original Lyrics:
S-I-N, S-I-N
"House Of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I'm in, oh, yes I'm in.
Original Lyrics:
S-I-N, I S-I-N
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as the blood runs down the walls,
But they are bitches think should rob them.
But they are bitches think should rob them.
Original Lyrics:
And as the blood runs down the walls,
You see me creeping up these halls.
You see me creeping up these halls.
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soggy buns, soggy buns
Original Lyrics:
S-I-N, I S-I-N
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a bad man
Kick me like a slave
Kick me like a slave
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a bad man
Kick me like a stray
Kick me like a stray
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm a ninja, and take this to my grave
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an angel, take this to my grave
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me I'm angel,
Shake this to my grave
Shake this to my grave
Original Lyrics:
Tell me I'm an angel
Take this to my grave.
Take this to my grave.
Gerard sometimes has a bad pronunciation, not my fault
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got an inner sasquertease
Original Lyrics:
We got innocence for days.
"House of Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I think I'm on a burning whale
Original Lyrics:
Well, I think I'm gonna burn in hell
"How to Disappear"
Misheard Lyrics:
And where the h*ll too, is how I disappear.
Original Lyrics:
And without you is how I diappear.
"I Don't Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
So take your drugs and get out.
Original Lyrics:
So take your gloves and get out.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down
That's how we roll
That's how we roll
That's how we roll
And we'll all fart down.
That's how we roll
That's how we roll
That's how we roll
And we'll all fart down.
Original Lyrics:
Down
And down we go
And down we go
And down we go
And we all fall down.
And down we go
And down we go
And down we go
And we all fall down.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's for the bodies I claim and nose.
Original Lyrics:
It's for the bodies I claim and lose.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's for the bodies I claim and those
Original Lyrics:
It's for the bodies I claim and lose.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only go so far
'Til you marry them.
'Til you marry them.
Original Lyrics:
Only go so far
'Til you bury them.
'Til you bury them.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you so farting
Every day.
Every day.
Original Lyrics:
Only go so far
'Til you bury them.
'Til you bury them.
"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you so farting
Every day
Every day
Original Lyrics:
Only go so far
'Til you bury them.
'Til you bury them.
"I Never Told You What I Do for a Living"
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch my angel soup
I fall out of grace
I fall out of grace
Original Lyrics:
Touched by angels, though I fall out of grace
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never want to let you down
Or have you go it's... But I rock this way
Or have you go it's... But I rock this way
Original Lyrics:
I never want to let you down
Or have you go, it's better off this way
Or have you go, it's better off this way
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a cake
Original Lyrics:
I'm not okay.
I'm not the only one.
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not so gay.
Original Lyrics:
i'm not okay.
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the sack and so
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
Original Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
Ferard is real!!!!!!!!!
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot,
From jumping out the second door
From jumping out the second door
Original Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out the second floor?
From jumping out the second floor?
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out of fat camp?
From jumping out of fat camp?
Original Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out the second floor?
From jumping out the second floor?
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pictures on the toilet frame
Original Lyrics:
But the pages all are torn and frayed
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well if you wanted honest tea that's all you had to say
Original Lyrics:
Well if you wanted honesty that's all you had to say
Editor's note: For consistency's sake, please spell out the band name, rather than abbreviate it, so that all their entries will be filed in one place.
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said me like a book
But the pages are all toiletries
But the pages are all toiletries
Original Lyrics:
You said you read me like a book
But the pages are all torn and frayed
But the pages are all torn and frayed
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you read me like a book,
But the pages all are toilet trained.
But the pages all are toilet trained.
Original Lyrics:
You said you read me like a book,
But the pages all are torn and frayed
But the pages all are torn and frayed
"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said you read me like a book
With the pages on the toilet frame.
With the pages on the toilet frame.
Original Lyrics:
You said you read me like a book
But the pages are all torn and frayed.
But the pages are all torn and frayed.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement it's a Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
If living was the hardest part
Well then the dead burn together
Well then the dead burn together
Original Lyrics:
If living was the hardest part
We'll then, one day, be together
We'll then, one day, be together
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
A blonde warthog with you
Original Lyrics:
And then I will be with you
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
But would you kill me and my slave?
We still arise the dead.
We still arise the dead.
Original Lyrics:
But would you kill me in my sleep?
Lay still like the dead.
Lay still like the dead.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted to the la booze.
Original Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted, temporary wounds.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted,
Temporary blues are coming back, for the dead!
Temporary blues are coming back, for the dead!
Original Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted
Temporary wounds, I'm coming back from the dead.
Temporary wounds, I'm coming back from the dead.
"It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted
Temporary wounds are coming back from the dead
Temporary wounds are coming back from the dead
Original Lyrics:
The damage you've inflicted
Temporary wounds, I'm coming back from the dead.
Temporary wounds, I'm coming back from the dead.
"It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still like the dead?
Original Lyrics:
Lay still like the dead
"It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will avenge my girlfriend
Original Lyrics:
I will avenge my ghost with
"It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deathwish"
Misheard Lyrics:
You still walk the dead
Original Lyrics:
Lay still like the dead
"It's Not a Fashion Statement"
Misheard Lyrics:
And pave these woods
In Bitchfoundland
In Bitchfoundland
Original Lyrics:
And paint these walls
In pitchfork red
In pitchfork red
"It's Not a Fashion Statement"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a lisp changing colors
Original Lyrics:
Just like the leaves changing colors
"It's Not a Fashion Statement"
Misheard Lyrics:
just like lizard changing colors
Original Lyrics:
Just like the leaves changing colors
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the sushi I've done with a smurf on the run
Original Lyrics:
But the s*** that I've done with this f*** of a gun
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And just you mind, you're mad as a web.
Original Lyrics:
And just you mind your manners when
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when we go down famous
We'll let the fires just faze us.
We'll let the fires just faze us.
Original Lyrics:
And when we go
Don't blame us
We'll let the fires just bathe us.
Don't blame us
We'll let the fires just bathe us.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when we go
Don't blame us
We'll let the fire just fade us.
Don't blame us
We'll let the fire just fade us.
Original Lyrics:
And when we go
Don't blame us
We'll let the fires just bathe us.
Don't blame us
We'll let the fires just bathe us.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the sheet that I've done with a smurf and a gun
Original Lyrics:
But there's s*** that I've done with this f*** of a gun
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a recording, sweetheart
And maybe they'll sing you a song
But there's s*** that I've done with this fall forgiven
And maybe they'll sing you a song
But there's s*** that I've done with this fall forgiven
Original Lyrics:
And if you would call me your sweetheart
I'd maybe then sing you a song
But there's s*** that I've done with this f*** of a gun,
I'd maybe then sing you a song
But there's s*** that I've done with this f*** of a gun,
This is what happens when I listen to a song a bunch of times during school with people talking loudly all the time, but never at home where I can actually, and clearly, hear what the singer is saying. :x
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you could count on the infection
They can amputate it well
They can amputate it well
Original Lyrics:
If you could coddle the infection
They can amputate at once
They can amputate at once
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return from the ashes, you whore
Original Lyrics:
Return from the ashes you call
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're done after all
Original Lyrics:
We're damned after all
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well Mother was the warden to my legs and to my tongue
Original Lyrics:
Well Mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well mother must've walked into my legs and to my tongue
Original Lyrics:
Well mother what the war did to my legs and to my tongue
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well mother walk the wall between my legs and to my tounge
Original Lyrics:
Well mother what the war did to my legs and to my tounge
she really did think that was what it said.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well mother was the warding to my legs and to my toe
Original Lyrics:
Well mother, what the war did to my legs and to my tongue.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
When our brothers and arms are gone
Original Lyrics:
When our brothers in arms are gone
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
You made it sound so famous
Original Lyrics:
You made us oh so famous
"Mastas of Ravenkroft"
Misheard Lyrics:
Side mutations
~~~
later...
~~~
My location
~~~
later...
~~~
My location
Original Lyrics:
Salutations
~~~
later...
~~~
Medication
~~~
later...
~~~
Medication
"Mastas of Ravenkroft"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your rickety boats
Forgot to bring any ham
Forgot to bring any ham
Original Lyrics:
You got your rickety bones
I got my rickety hands
I got my rickety hands
"Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather go to hell Than be in purgatory Cut my hair Gag and bore me Pull his pants Let this world explode
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather go to hellThan be in purgatoryCut my hairGag and bore mePull this pinLet this world explode
"Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather go to hell
Standing in purgatory
Cut my hair
Gag and bore me
Pull this pin
Rock this world alone
Standing in purgatory
Cut my hair
Gag and bore me
Pull this pin
Rock this world alone
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather go to hell
Than be in purgatory
Cut my hair
Gag and bore me
Pull this pin
Let this world explode
Than be in purgatory
Cut my hair
Gag and bore me
Pull this pin
Let this world explode
"Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather go to hell
Than be in purgatory
Cut my hair
Gag and bore me
Pull his pants
Let this world explode
Than be in purgatory
Cut my hair
Gag and bore me
Pull his pants
Let this world explode
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather go to hell
Than be in purgatory
Cut my hair
Gag and bore me
Pull this pin
Let this world explode
Than be in purgatory
Cut my hair
Gag and bore me
Pull this pin
Let this world explode
"Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make no apology, and stand for victory
Original Lyrics:
Make no apology, it's death or victory.
"Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make no apology, it's way too fun for me.
Original Lyrics:
Make no apology, it's death or victory.
"Na Na Na"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gavin boring
Original Lyrics:
Gag and bore me
"Our Lady of Sorrows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fight me for an apple!
Original Lyrics:
Fight me for an apparition!
"Our Lady of Sorrows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand, I play guitar
Original Lyrics:
Stand up fucking tall
"Party Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna get down, pick up the Gameboy
Original Lyrics:
You want the get down, here comes the gang war
"Party Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want to get down? Here comes the gay boy!
Original Lyrics:
You want the get down, here comes the gang war
"SCARECROW"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll all make love tonight.
Original Lyrics:
We're all in love tonight.
"Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can steal this car if it fucks them up
Original Lyrics:
We can steal this car if your folks don't mind.
"Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can steal this car if it fucks your mind.
Original Lyrics:
We can steal this car if your folks don't mind.
"Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shawty, won't you come back home?
Original Lyrics:
Jenny, could you come back home?
"Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing it for the deaf, sing it for the blind
Original Lyrics:
Sing it for the death, sing it for the blood
"Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing it for the death
Original Lyrics:
Sing it for the deaf
"Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing it from the heart, sing it to your nuts
Original Lyrics:
Sing it from the heart, sing it till you're nuts
"Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing it to your nuts.
Original Lyrics:
Sing it 'til you're nuts.
"Skylines And Turnstiles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you still got one laugh left,
Inside that cave you call a chest
Inside that cave you call a chest
Original Lyrics:
That's if you've still got one that's left
Inside that cave you call a chest.
Inside that cave you call a chest.
"Skylines And Turnstiles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride escalators colder than the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Ride escalators colder than a cell.
"Skylines And Turnstiles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's if you've still got one life left
Inside that cake you call a chest.
Inside that cake you call a chest.
Original Lyrics:
That's if you've still got one that's left
Inside that cave you call a chest.
Inside that cave you call a chest.
"Skylines And Turnstiles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We light our elves and punch our time.
Ride escalators colder than us all.
Ride escalators colder than us all.
Original Lyrics:
We light our rails and punch our time.
Ride escalators colder than a cell.
Ride escalators colder than a cell.
"Sleep"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love him better, babe
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I don't feel bad about it
"Sleep"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the good guys and the bad guys,
For the monsters in the band
For the monsters in the band
Original Lyrics:
For the good guys and the bad guys,
For the monsters that I've been
For the monsters that I've been
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another co*k in the murder machine
Original Lyrics:
Another cog in the murder machine
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another cock in the murder machine
Original Lyrics:
Another cog in the murder machine
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because if drugs ever work,
You're going to look like a smurf
You're going to look like a smurf
Original Lyrics:
Because if drugs ever work,
They're gonna give you a smirk
They're gonna give you a smirk
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smurf
They're gonna give you a smurf
Original Lyrics:
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
They're gonna give you a smirk
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if drugs never work,
They're gonna give you a Smurfs
They're gonna give you a Smurfs
Original Lyrics:
Because the drugs never work,
They're gonna give you a smirk
They're gonna give you a smirk
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you collapse
As long as someone'll bleed.
As long as someone'll bleed.
Original Lyrics:
They could care less
As long as someone'll bleed.
As long as someone'll bleed.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So darken you're clothes or strike a violin pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So darken you're clothes
or strike a violin pose
or strike a violin pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
or strike a violent pose
or strike a violent pose
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So darken your clothes, I'll strike a violin pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent post
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't get real close, I'll strike a violent pose.
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So draw on your clothes, I'll strike a violin pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So fart on your clothes, then strike a violin pose,
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose,
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So take off your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
And strike a violent pose.
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
And strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So talking of those
Strike a violent pose.
Strike a violent pose.
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
And strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tuck in your clothes and I'll strike a violent pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tuck in your clothes and strike a violent pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tuck in your clothes, and strike a violent pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes, or strike a violent pose
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tuck in your clothes
I'll strike an Ireland pose
I'll strike an Ireland pose
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
And strike a violent pose.
And strike a violent pose.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tuck in your clothes
Original Lyrics:
So darken your clothes
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their trays fall, teenagers make me wanna squeeze some t*ts
Original Lyrics:
They said all teenagers scare the living s*** out of me
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
They could care less
As long as I wanna bleed.
As long as I wanna bleed.
Original Lyrics:
They could care less
As long as someone'll bleed.
As long as someone'll bleed.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said those teen 80's shows the living shit out of me
Original Lyrics:
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll rip all your threads
Tell you your aunts are dead.
Tell you your aunts are dead.
Original Lyrics:
They'll rip off your heads
Your aspirations to shreds.
Your aspirations to shreds.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll rip up your hedge,
Your aspirations to shreds.
Your aspirations to shreds.
Original Lyrics:
They'll rip off your heads
Your aspirations to shreds.
Your aspirations to shreds.
"Teenagers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unstrap some violin bows
Original Lyrics:
Or strike a violent pose
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
B**ch all you want
But who's gonna save me?
But who's gonna save me?
Original Lyrics:
Preach all you want
But who's gonna save me?
But who's gonna save me?
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dish all you want
But who's gonna save me?
But who's gonna save me?
Original Lyrics:
Preach all you want
But who's gonna save me?
But who's gonna save me?
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this is what you want
Then follow me
Then follow me
Original Lyrics:
If this is what you want
Then fire at will
Then fire at will
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this is what you want Then, fine! I will!
Original Lyrics:
If this is what you want Then fire at will
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
My wife's, like, bleeding on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
What's life like, bleeding on the floor.
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peach all you want
But who's gonna see May?
But who's gonna see May?
Original Lyrics:
Preach all you want
But who's gonna save me?
But who's gonna save me?
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Westlife's like, bleeding on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
What's life like, bleeding on the floor.
"Thank You For The Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Westlife's, like, bleeding on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
What's life like bleeding on the floor?
"Thank You for the Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black is the kiss, the touch of the serpent son,
Of the mark in the sky that makes you run,
And run, and run, and run.
Of the mark in the sky that makes you run,
And run, and run, and run.
Original Lyrics:
Black is the kiss, the touch of the serpent son,
It ain't the mark or the scar that makes you one,
You one, you one, you one.
It ain't the mark or the scar that makes you one,
You one, you one, you one.
"Thank You for the Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a better car, silly!
Original Lyrics:
Give me a better cause to lead
"Thank You for the Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep a gun in the butt you gave me!!!
Original Lyrics:
I keep a gun in the book you gave me!
"Thank You for the Venom"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this is what you want, then, fine! I will!
Original Lyrics:
If this is what you want, then fire at will
"The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although your synagogue believes me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
"The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shave me.
Original Lyrics:
Save me.
"The Ghost Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As you handle the world
Or the last thing I'll see.
Or the last thing I'll see.
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I'll see.
Or the last thing I'll see.
"The Ghost of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Alright, I get it, she's a hunk
Original Lyrics:
Alright, give up, get down
"The Ghost of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen heads of the worlds
And the last thing I be
You are turning into foam
Turning into foam
…
For all the goons that are never gonna harm me
For all the hosts that are never gonna catch me
And the last thing I be
You are turning into foam
Turning into foam
…
For all the goons that are never gonna harm me
For all the hosts that are never gonna catch me
Original Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
You are never coming home
Never coming home
…
And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me
For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me
Or the last thing I see
You are never coming home
Never coming home
…
And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me
For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me
"The Ghost of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I'm nuts, we'd be together
Original Lyrics:
If I died, we'd be together
"The Jetset Life Is Going To Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check into the Hotel De Nuestra Muerte.
Original Lyrics:
Check into the Hotel Bella Muerte.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alright, I get it, she's a hunk
Original Lyrics:
Alright, give up, get down
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in the prescription cheese.
Got something else in mind.
Got something else in mind.
Original Lyrics:
Lost in the prescription.
She's got something else in mind.
She's got something else in mind.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, the blood
Original Lyrics:
Pull the plug.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slip into this trucker near you
Smoke this chamber dry.
Smoke this chamber dry.
Original Lyrics:
Slip into this tragedy you've
Spun this chamber dry.
Spun this chamber dry.
"The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teen sex's the hardest part of living, alright!
Original Lyrics:
It's the hardest part of living, alright!
"The Kids From Yesterday"
Misheard Lyrics:
When wayward yawn we used to slay
Original Lyrics:
When we were young we used to say
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I laughed all the poison away with the boys in the band
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison away with the boys in the band
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the boys and...
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the boys in a way with the boys in the band
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison away with the boys in the band
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the boys
And away with the boys in the band
And away with the boys in the band
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison,
Away with the boys in the band
Away with the boys in the band
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the boys
And away with the boys in the van
…
So why don't you blow me, or kiss me around the nose?
And away with the boys in the van
…
So why don't you blow me, or kiss me around the nose?
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison
Away with the boys in the band
…
So why don't you blow me one kiss before she goes?
Away with the boys in the band
…
So why don't you blow me one kiss before she goes?
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the boys
And away with the boys in the bed.
And away with the boys in the bed.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison
And away with the boys in the band.
And away with the boys in the band.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop the tiger and laugh at the blood on your hands, Romeo
Original Lyrics:
Drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love all the boys in
A way with the boys in the band
A way with the boys in the band
Original Lyrics:
I love all poison
And away with the boys in the band.
And away with the boys in the band.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love all the boys, and the way with the boys in the band
Original Lyrics:
I love all the poison, away with the boys in the band
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love all the boys
and away with the boys in the bin.
and away with the boys in the bin.
Original Lyrics:
I love all poison
And away with the boys in the band.
And away with the boys in the band.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really am a bender and it shows
Original Lyrics:
I've really been on a bender and it shows
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've really been on a venerated show
Original Lyrics:
I've really been on a bender and it shows
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
In love with all of these Pampers
Original Lyrics:
In love with all of these vampires
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve really been on a blender and it shows, so why don’t you blow me?
A kids beef wh0re she grows!
A kids beef wh0re she grows!
Original Lyrics:
I’ve really been on a bender and it shows, so why don’t you blow me a kiss before she goes?
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't you blow me, or kiss me while she goes
Original Lyrics:
So why don't you blow me a kiss before she goes
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't you blow me
Or kiss me as we go?
Or kiss me as we go?
Original Lyrics:
So why don't you blow me
A kiss before she goes?
A kiss before she goes?
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't you blow me
Or kiss me as we...[indistinguishable]
Or kiss me as we...[indistinguishable]
Original Lyrics:
So why don't you blow me
A kiss before she goes
A kiss before she goes
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you can live like the centi-pentipede
Original Lyrics:
So you can leave like the sane abandoned me
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest TV.
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to me.
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadly STD
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadly SUV.
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadly SUV.
Original Lyrics:
The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
"The Sharpest Lives"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can me corode like some cheese in posh cloths.
Original Lyrics:
you can watch me corode like a beast in repose.
"This Is How I Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And where the hell too, is how I disappear.
Original Lyrics:
And without you is how I disappear.
"This Is How I Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And with 'A-CHOO', is how I diss a pear.
Original Lyrics:
And without you, is how I disappear.
"This Is How I Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And without you is how I diss a beer
Original Lyrics:
And without you is how I disappear
"This Is How I Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God decide your path.
Original Lyrics:
Girls inside your bed
"This Is How I Disappear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Guts inside your bed
Original Lyrics:
Girls inside your bed
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll forget her for dying too late
Original Lyrics:
I'll forget all the diamonds you ate
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll forget how the darkness you hate.
Original Lyrics:
I'll forget all the diamonds you ate.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go down
We'll celebrate our Holy Ghost of the dead.
We'll celebrate our Holy Ghost of the dead.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go down
This elevator only goes up to ten.
This elevator only goes up to ten.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Share the fries at the lake.
Original Lyrics:
Share the vows at the wake.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Share the fries at the wake.
Original Lyrics:
Share the vows at the wake.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wants a mansion and a house for her broom.
Original Lyrics:
He calls the mansion not a house, but a tomb.
"To The End"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wedding party's all collapsing with doom.
Original Lyrics:
The wedding party all collapsed in the room.
"To the End"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the cider I do drink
Original Lyrics:
And all the cyanide that you drank
"To the End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's celebrate the holy ghost of the dead
He's not nowhere, he's always looking at men
He's not nowhere, he's always looking at men
Original Lyrics:
This elevator only goes up to ten
He's not around, he's always looking at men
He's not around, he's always looking at men
"To the End"
Misheard Lyrics:
This elevator only goes to the dead
He's not around, he's always looking at men
Don't wanna boogie, he doesn't have many friends
He's not around, he's always looking at men
Don't wanna boogie, he doesn't have many friends
Original Lyrics:
This elevator only goes up to ten
He's not around, he's always looking at men
Down by the pool, he doesn't have many friends
He's not around, he's always looking at men
Down by the pool, he doesn't have many friends
"To the End"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the last parade
With a bloody steak
And the choice you made
To the end
With a bloody steak
And the choice you made
To the end
Original Lyrics:
To the last parade
While the parties fade
And the choice you made
To the end
While the parties fade
And the choice you made
To the end
"To the End"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the lives you take
Original Lyrics:
To the vows you take
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now the night comes out to stage for this they come impaired she said
Original Lyrics:
And now the nightclub sets the stage for this they come in pairs she said
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving in this dirt
Original Lyrics:
Driving in this hearse
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the floor.
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot Whitey.
Original Lyrics:
Shot white teeth
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Machop! Come on!
Original Lyrics:
Let's go! Come on!
Machop = a Pokemon In case someone didn't know.
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something stuck in my eye.
Original Lyrics:
You put the spike in my heart.
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna swing of my gun
Original Lyrics:
You put the spike in my heart.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
A woman sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Original Lyrics:
A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're diddy kong believe me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone believe me
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're silicon believe me
Your memory will carry on
...
A world that sends you reelin'
From pixellated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
Your memory will carry on
...
A world that sends you reelin'
From pixellated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
Your memory will carry on
...
A world that sends you reelin'
From decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
Your memory will carry on
...
A world that sends you reelin'
From decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're silicone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're singing, God, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're synagogue believers
Original Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're synagogue believers
Original Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though your city can't believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And when you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though your head are gone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though your head is gone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though your synagogue believes me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when your head are gone, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
And when you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurricane Katrina
Original Lyrics:
And in my heart, I can't contain it.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't know we carry through the fears (oh oh oh)
Diss and point the faces of your peers
Diss and point the faces of your peers
Original Lyrics:
On and on we carry through the fears (oh oh oh)
Disappointed faces of your peers
Disappointed faces of your peers
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't explode or say I'm sorry.
Original Lyrics:
I won't explain or say I'm sorry.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to shove my scarf
To the chair!
To the chair!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar
Give a cheer.
Give a cheer.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shoot my skunk into the chair.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar, give a cheer.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shoot myself.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shove my skunk
into the chair for all the broken!
into the chair for all the broken!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar!
Give a cheer for all the broken!
Give a cheer for all the broken!
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shove my skunk in the car.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar, give a cheer.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna show my scar
To the chair, for all the broken
To the chair, for all the broken
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna show my (scar)
Give a cheer, for all the broken
Give a cheer, for all the broken
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's show it loud and clear
Original Lyrics:
Lets shout it loud and clear
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucario!
Original Lyrics:
We'll carry on!
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucario
Original Lyrics:
We'll carry on
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heartache can't contain it
Original Lyrics:
Until my heart I can't contain it
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, I'll leave you a bathtub to lead you.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'll leave you a phantom to lead you.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ontario, Ontario
Original Lyrics:
We'll carry on, we'll carry on.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing and look at me, 'cause I cannot carry on.
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me, 'cause I could not care at all.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a look at me 'cause I can not guarantee
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me 'cause I could not care at all
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bod lives in the streets
Original Lyrics:
Through it all the rise and fall
The bodies in the streets.
The bodies in the streets.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Though you're cynical, believe me.
Original Lyrics:
Though you're dead and gone, believe me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through it all the rise and fall
The bondage in the streets.
The bondage in the streets.
Original Lyrics:
Through it all the rise and fall
The bodies in the streets.
The bodies in the streets.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through it all, the rise and fall
The bowls and the feets.
The bowls and the feets.
Original Lyrics:
Through it all, the rise and fall
The bodies in the streets.
The bodies in the streets.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
To fight until the end we hear the call
Original Lyrics:
Defiant to the end we hear the call
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're carrion.
Original Lyrics:
We'll carry on.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never make me.
Original Lyrics:
You'll never break me.
Me So Amadeus adds: "The misheard lyrics may be about being 'made' (not being made in the you-know-what sense). A made man is a newly-formed Italian mafioso. Coincidentally, Gerard (Way, lead singer) is Italian-American.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never rape me.
Original Lyrics:
You'll never break me.
"Welcome To The Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your misery will carry on.
Original Lyrics:
Your memory will carry on.
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
A woman sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
Your misery and hate will kill us all
Original Lyrics:
A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
Your misery and hate will kill us all
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Although your synagogue believes me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're silicon, believe me Your memory will carry on ... A world that sends you reelin' from pixellated dreams Your misery and hate will kill us all
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me Your memory will carry on ... A world that sends you reelin' from decimated dreams Your misery and hate will kill us all
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're silicon, believe me
Your memory will carry on
…
A world that sends you reelin' from pixellated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
Your memory will carry on
…
A world that sends you reelin' from pixellated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
Your memory will carry on
…
A world that sends you reelin' from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
Your memory will carry on
…
A world that sends you reelin' from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're son of God, believe me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though your synagogue will leave me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone believe me
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And though your synagogues bully me
Original Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
Some people say it's "cynical" rather than dead and gone, but every lyric source I can find says dead and gone
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And through it all, the rise and fall,
The bondage in the streets.
The bondage in the streets.
Original Lyrics:
And through it all, the rise and fall,
The bodies in the streets.
The bodies in the streets.
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And while that sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
Your misery and hate will kill us all
Original Lyrics:
A world that sends you reeling from decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
Your misery and hate will kill us all
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because one day, I'll leave you, a bathtub,
To leaf you in the summer, to join the Black Parade.
To leaf you in the summer, to join the Black Parade.
Original Lyrics:
Because one day, I'll leave you, a phantom,
To lead you in the summer, to join the Black Parade.
To lead you in the summer, to join the Black Parade.
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disappointed boyfriends have no fears
Original Lyrics:
Disappointed faces of your peers
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eukaryotes
Original Lyrics:
We'll carry on
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
He said, “William, defeat them”
Original Lyrics:
He said, “Will you defeat them?”
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kissed a man, not a hero
I kissed a boy when he sang this song
I kissed a boy when he sang this song
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a man, I'm not a hero
Just a boy who had to sing this song
Just a boy who had to sing this song
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm unashamed, gonna show my scar To the chair fort is broken
Original Lyrics:
I'm unashamed, gonna show my scar Give a cheer for the broken
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm unashamed, gonna show my scar
To the chair fort is broken
To the chair fort is broken
Original Lyrics:
I'm unashamed, gonna show my scar
Give a cheer for the broken
Give a cheer for the broken
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm unashamed,
Gonna show my scar to the chair
fort is broken
Gonna show my scar to the chair
fort is broken
Original Lyrics:
I'm unashamed,
gonna show my scar
Give a cheer for the broken
gonna show my scar
Give a cheer for the broken
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my heart I can't contain it
Original Lyrics:
Until my heart I can't contain it
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a loaf of meat, 'cause I could not carry on
Original Lyrics:
Take a look at me, 'cause I could not care at all
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till we're drunk! Another late night
Original Lyrics:
Do or die, you'll never make me
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're really weirdo, aren't you?
Original Lyrics:
Your weary widow marches on
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
How just two minute hiatus
Original Lyrics:
How we're just two men as God had made us
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
How now, Brown Cow?
Original Lyrics:
Now, now, now, now
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't go down on myself
But I'll go down on my friends.
But I'll go down on my friends.
Original Lyrics:
I won't go down by myself
But I'll go down with my friends.
But I'll go down with my friends.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a bullet through a flock of gloves.
Original Lyrics:
like a bullet through a flock of doves
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a bullet through a flock of gloves
To wage this war against your face.
To wage this war against your face.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a bullet through a flock of doves
To wage this war against your faith.
To wage this war against your faith.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bullet through a flock of gloves
Original Lyrics:
Like a bullet through a flock of doves
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
My cell mates are killer
They make me do push-ups in track.
They make me do push-ups in track.
Original Lyrics:
My cellmate's a killer
They make me do push-ups in drag.
They make me do push-ups in drag.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
They make me do push-ups and Trig.
Original Lyrics:
They make me do push-ups in drag.
"You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
This war against your face.
Original Lyrics:
To wage this war against your faith
"You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us In Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I can't, but I can't
Original Lyrics:
Well I can, but I can't
"You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aahh, we're just stupid as God had made us
Original Lyrics:
How we're just two men as God had made us
"You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aahh, we're just stupid-ass diabetics
Original Lyrics:
How we're just two men as God had made us
"You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your mother, I'll say a prayer.
Original Lyrics:
On your mother's eye, say a prayer.
"You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison"
Misheard Lyrics:
They make me do push-ups and track
Original Lyrics:
They make me do push-ups in drag
"Zero Percent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satanic animals like me never have a home.
Original Lyrics:
Synthetic animals like me never have a home.
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