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Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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My Chemical Romance's, "Dead!"
The Misheard Lyrics:
One naked granny takes a p*** in my hand
The Real Lyrics:
Wouldn’t it be grand to take a pistol by the hand
The Story: I saw a lyric video about the song, but I didn’t realize it was supposed to be messed up lyrics. So I always thought that was the lyrics and never noticed until today I looked up the song lyrics from a different part of the song to remember what it was. - Submitted by: Person
My Chemical Romance's, "Famous Last Words"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to keep on living
The Real Lyrics:
I am not afraid to keep on living
The Story: While these aren't necessarily mine, I was on YouTube and someone was complaining about this band. He said that they are not positive because they say that in the song. He was being serious. - Submitted by: Clarissa
My Chemical Romance's, "Ghost Of You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing hands forever
Or the last thing I see.
The Real Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
The Story: At first, all I could make out was forever. I thought, 'Dude, is he singing or just screaming?' It sounded something like this: 'whafsshh...forever.....' But then my sister suggested 'laughing hands', and that's what we heard for awhile until I finally understood him. - Submitted by: Sue Lin
My Chemical Romance's, "Give ‘Em Hell, Kid"
The Misheard Lyrics:
If you, wahoo! I’d never have an affair
The Real Lyrics:
If you were here I’d never have a fear
The Story: I always listened to this song because I thought he was just wahooing for some random reason during the song. And in the Sims, you can wahoo, which means you can make love. So I thought that fot with affair. - Submitted by: Summer Itaborai
My Chemical Romance's, "Hang Em' High"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Goths who wear my size
The Real Lyrics:
Got you in my sights
The Story: Always was one of my favourite lyrics, thought it was that from the 1st time I heard it. then I read the lyrics... - Submitted by: Todd
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Helena
The Real Lyrics:
Burning on
The Story: It's just like Linkin Park's "Faint" - Submitted by: Frez
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better in Français.
or
Things are better in France, eh?
The Real Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay.
The Story: The first misheard lyrics come from my dream of being a multilinguist. The second is Geographical: Plymouth, Michigan, is near Windsor, Canada, where they say "Eh" all the time. - Submitted by: Alan The Ottoman
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better in prostate.
The Real Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay.
The Story: I was thinking, "Are you talking about a doctor's appointment or a funeral?" - Submitted by: William
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better refried steak
The Real Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay
The Story: Just listening to this song with my boyfriend (this is his favorite band of all time) this particular part came up and I sang it saying "refried steak" instead of "if I stay"... He laughed and still laughs when I sing it this way. - Submitted by: Brittany
My Chemical Romance's, "Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I maybe let me down. OR Oh baby it may drown OR I'm crazy-oh my pain OR A naked baby crane
The Real Lyrics:
Oh baby, let me in.
The Story: At first I thought this lyric was unintelligible gibberish, but over time I guessed many words for it, but all turned out to be way off - Submitted by: Friginator
My Chemical Romance's, "House Of Wolves"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Well I think I'm gonna burp in hell
Every body burn that house right now
The Real Lyrics:
Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Every body burn your house right down
The Story: I first heard this song in 2007. I was 6 at the time. My brother had been a huge fan of MCR and he bought me The Black Parade vinyl for my 6th birthday. When I first heard House Of Wolves, I thought it said 'well I think I'm gonna burp in hell every body burn this house right now' so I went around singing that for months until my brother came back up to visit for Christmas (my birthday was in July. So that was 5 or 6 months of me singing the wrong lyrics) and he heard me singing it like that and he just laughed and said "It's 'well I think I'm gonna burn in hell. Every body burn your house right down' and he was laughing so hard I thought he was dying. - Submitted by: Alex Way
My Chemical Romance's, "I Never Told You What I Do For A Living"
The Misheard Lyrics:
It's for the bodies I claim and those
The Real Lyrics:
It's for the bodies I claim and lose.
The Story: I still think it says 'and those' but I know I'm wrong - Submitted by: Alex
My Chemical Romance's, "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I never want to let you down
Or have you go it's... But I rock this way
The Real Lyrics:
I never want to let you down
Or have you go, it's better off this way
The Story: I just thought there was a kind of exasperated sigh after the it's... and I still sing it this way, oh well - Submitted by: doge
My Chemical Romance's, "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a cake
The Real Lyrics:
I'm not okay.
The Story: It's from Bec Hill. A comedian. I'm really interested in Bec Hill since June 23rd (Misheard Vacancy) - Submitted by: Gacha Cara
My Chemical Romance's, "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the sack and so
I'm not okay.
The Real Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor
I'm not okay.
The Story: When I first heard this song, I would always say this and my best friend would always get frustrated and he would tell me to take time and read the lyrics and study them and the next time I see him I should know them or he was gonna be mad and do something to me, thank God I got it right the next time I saw him at school. Btw: Idk what he was gonna do to me and till this day I still don't know what he wanted to do. - Submitted by: Tara
My Chemical Romance's, "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out of fat camp?
The Real Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out the second floor?
The Story: It was my friend. We were singing along and she said those words, followed by lots fo staring and laughing. She's so silly sometimes. So now when we sing it, we sing those lyrics. God knows how she thought that's what they said! - Submitted by: ~headfirst~4~halos~
My Chemical Romance's, "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The pictures on the toilet frame
The Real Lyrics:
But the pages all are torn and frayed
The Story: LMAO I don't know whats wrong with me. I heard it the first time and I was like what!!! Then I searched it up and I was like oh I think I have hearing problems. lmfao - Submitted by: your mum
My Chemical Romance's, "It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
The Misheard Lyrics:
A blonde warthog with you
The Real Lyrics:
And then I will be with you
The Story: XD It's really more of an inside joke with my friends. We were deliberately trying to stretch the lyrics, and any reference to a blonde warthog is also a bit of an inside joke... But anyway... - Submitted by: Aninnymouse
My Chemical Romance's, "It's Not a Fashion Statement"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And pave these woods
In Bitchfoundland
The Real Lyrics:
And paint these walls
In pitchfork red
The Story: Ha I actually saw misheard lyrics for a different song and the misheard were In Bitchfoundland so I couldn't think of the lyrics he was actually saying until I looked it up and it made sence :D - Submitted by: Brittany Walker Storm
My Chemical Romance's, "It's Not a Fashion Statement"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a lisp changing colors
The Real Lyrics:
Just like the leaves changing colors
The Story: LOL Why'd I think it was lisp? - Submitted by: Brittany Walker Storm
My Chemical Romance's, "It's Not a Fashion Statement"
The Misheard Lyrics:
just like lizard changing colors
The Real Lyrics:
Just like the leaves changing colors
The Story: For the longest time I thought it was lizard, because it makes sense lizards change colors right? Up until my friend pointed out that it was the leaves like in the fall... - Submitted by: sasha
My Chemical Romance's, "Mama"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Well mother must've walked into my legs and to my tongue
The Real Lyrics:
Well mother what the war did to my legs and to my tongue
The Story: I.. I don't even know. I heard that and I thought that it was some real messed up s*** right there. So I researched it and to my relief that wasn't what it actually was. I just.... honestly what is wrong with my brain? - Submitted by: GerardWayScaresMe
My Chemical Romance's, "Mama"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Well mother walk the wall between my legs and to my tounge
The Real Lyrics:
Well mother what the war did to my legs and to my tounge
The Story: My freind, out of her messed-up mind, came up with this somehow, then put it on my birthday card. my mom than read the card. that was real fun. - Submitted by: Haley
My Chemical Romance's, "Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Make no apology, and stand for victory
The Real Lyrics:
Make no apology, it's death or victory.
The Story: I legit cried when I found out I had been singing the wrong thing... - Submitted by: Eridan Freaking Ampora
My Chemical Romance's, "Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back"
The Misheard Lyrics:
We can steal this car if it fucks them up
The Real Lyrics:
We can steal this car if your folks don't mind.
The Story: I really thought it said this until 2015. Whoops - Submitted by: Alex
My Chemical Romance's, "Skylines And Turnstiles"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Ride escalators colder than the sun.
The Real Lyrics:
Ride escalators colder than a cell.
The Story: It doesn't make any sense. - Submitted by: Bob Flan
My Chemical Romance's, "Skylines And Turnstiles"
The Misheard Lyrics:
We light our elves and punch our time.
Ride escalators colder than us all.
The Real Lyrics:
We light our rails and punch our time.
Ride escalators colder than a cell.
The Story: I started thinking "Why is he singing about elves?" Then I realized I misheard the lyrics. - Submitted by: missxmikey
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Another co*k in the murder machine
The Real Lyrics:
Another cog in the murder machine
The Story: I knew this wasn't the right words, but I couldn't stop myself from hearing the wrong word until I knew what the actual lyric was. - Submitted by: Martin Stevens
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
The Misheard Lyrics:
But if drugs never work,
They're gonna give you a Smurfs
The Real Lyrics:
Because the drugs never work,
They're gonna give you a smirk
The Story: I never realized he said smirk and I embarrassed my friends by singing smurf Gerard quotes from The Smurfs. - Submitted by: Timi Zhuo
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
The Misheard Lyrics:
So darken your clothes, I'll strike a violin pose
The Real Lyrics:
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
The Story: I normally hear it as "I'll strike a violent pose", which is still wrong, but today it came off as violin pose. Still don't know why. - Submitted by: seeroftime
My Chemical Romance's, "The Sharpest Lives"
The Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the boys in a way with the boys in the band
The Real Lyrics:
'Cause I love all the poison away with the boys in the band
The Story: I thought he was talking about some Frerard action. - Submitted by: Maria Zabolotnaya
My Chemical Romance's, "The Sharpest Lives"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I love all the boys in
A way with the boys in the band
The Real Lyrics:
I love all poison
And away with the boys in the band.
The Story: Well, When me and my sister were listening to this song, we heard 'and I love all the boys in a way with the boys in the band' we freaked out and were like: Gerard's gay? We thought the misheard lyric ment "and I love all the boys the same way I love all the boys in the band" - Submitted by: Mercedes
My Chemical Romance's, "The Sharpest Lives"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I’ve really been on a blender and it shows, so why don’t you blow me?
A kids beef wh0re she grows!
The Real Lyrics:
I’ve really been on a bender and it shows, so why don’t you blow me a kiss before she goes?
The Story: I had a migraine, the pain ranged from up down and sideways (yes I made a 21 pilots reference and I’ll do it again) so I had to take really strong meds to make it stop hurting, and while high out of my mind I decided to listen to MCR, so the first time I listened to The Sharpest Lives my brain wasn’t functioning properly and I misheard it… it still makes me laugh to this day. I guess the song Teenagers was wrong, the drugs really do work. - Submitted by: anonymous Gerard simp
My Chemical Romance's, "The Sharpest Lives"
The Misheard Lyrics:
So why don't you blow me
Or kiss me as we...[indistinguishable]
The Real Lyrics:
So why don't you blow me
A kiss before she goes
The Story: I thought this whole song was about partying and bi-curious adventures in an all male music group. Another line that got me thinking that, "I love all the boys in a way with the Boys in the Band" - Submitted by: Lydia
My Chemical Romance's, "Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Suck dick
The Real Lyrics:
Struck down
The Story: The pronunciation is really weird and I got so confused the first time I heard it. lol - Submitted by: Johnnie
My Chemical Romance's, "Welcome To The Black Parade"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're silicon believe me
Your memory will carry on
...
A world that sends you reelin'
From pixellated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
The Real Lyrics:
And though you're dead and gone, believe me.
Your memory will carry on
...
A world that sends you reelin'
From decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
The Story: I thought it was a song about an AI who was destroyed by it's creator. The singer being someone who liked the AI and doesn't like the creator (who is the one that the "misery and hate will kill us all " is addressed to). - Submitted by: Jason
My Chemical Romance's, "Welcome To The Black Parade"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're singing, God, believe me.
The Real Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
The Story: I always thought it was "singing, God" but one day I just realised, just like that, that it was "cynical". It makes me laugh that lyrics sites think it's "dead and gone" because that wouldn't scan anyway! - Submitted by: Caz
My Chemical Romance's, "Welcome To The Black Parade"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're synagogue believers
The Real Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
The Story: Really this is just a comment instead of a story, but I have to be one of the closest in misheard lyrics to the real lyrics. At least Synagogue sounds SOMETHING like cynical. I must say, I have never heard it as dead and gone or singing God or whatever. I've always heard it as synagogue. But yes. I used synagogue as an adjective xD. As a matter of fact, I am listening to it now and STILL hear it as synagogue instead of cynical but I heard believe me not believers. - Submitted by: Yumei
My Chemical Romance's, "Welcome To The Black Parade"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're synagogue believers
The Real Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
The Story: Really this is just a comment instead of a story, but I have to be one of the closest in misheard lyrics to the real lyrics. At least Synagogue sounds SOMETHING like cynical. I must say, I have never heard it as dead and gone or singing God or whatever. I've always heard it as synagogue. But yes. I used synagogue as an adjective xD. As a matter of fact, I am listening to it now and STILL hear it as synagogue instead of cynical but I heard believe me not believers. - Submitted by: Yumei
My Chemical Romance's, "You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
The Misheard Lyrics:
How now, Brown Cow?
The Real Lyrics:
Now, now, now, now
The Story: My brother and I argued about this for days until one of us looked up the lyrics. - Submitted by: Staci
My Chemical Romance's, "You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us In Prison"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Well I can't, but I can't
The Real Lyrics:
Well I can, but I can't
The Story: the pronunciation is bad so yeah - Submitted by: Zach

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