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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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My Chemical Romance's, "Ghost Of You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing hands forever
Or the last thing I see.
The Real Lyrics:
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see.
The Story: At first, all I could make out was forever. I thought, 'Dude, is he singing or just screaming?' It sounded something like this: 'whafsshh...forever.....' But then my sister suggested 'laughing hands', and that's what we heard for awhile until I finally understood him. - Submitted by: Sue Lin
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Helena
The Real Lyrics:
Burning on
The Story: It's just like Linkin Park's "Faint" - Submitted by: Frez
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better in Français.
or
Things are better in France, eh?
The Real Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay.
The Story: The first misheard lyrics come from my dream of being a multilinguist. The second is Geographical: Plymouth, Michigan, is near Windsor, Canada, where they say "Eh" all the time. - Submitted by: Alan The Ottoman
My Chemical Romance's, "Helena"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Things are better in prostate.
The Real Lyrics:
Things are better if I stay.
The Story: I was thinking, "Are you talking about a doctor's appointment or a funeral?" - Submitted by: William
My Chemical Romance's, "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out of fat camp?
The Real Lyrics:
Remember when you broke your foot
From jumping out the second floor?
The Story: It was my friend. We were singing along and she said those words, followed by lots fo staring and laughing. She's so silly sometimes. So now when we sing it, we sing those lyrics. God knows how she thought that's what they said! - Submitted by: ~headfirst~4~halos~
My Chemical Romance's, "It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"
The Misheard Lyrics:
A blonde warthog with you
The Real Lyrics:
And then I will be with you
The Story: XD It's really more of an inside joke with my friends. We were deliberately trying to stretch the lyrics, and any reference to a blonde warthog is also a bit of an inside joke... But anyway... - Submitted by: Aninnymouse
My Chemical Romance's, "The Sharpest Lives"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I love all the boys in
A way with the boys in the band
The Real Lyrics:
I love all poison
And away with the boys in the band.
The Story: Well, When me and my sister were listening to this song, we heard 'and I love all the boys in a way with the boys in the band' we freaked out and were like: Gerard's gay? We thought the misheard lyric ment "and I love all the boys the same way I love all the boys in the band" - Submitted by: Mercedes
My Chemical Romance's, "Welcome To The Black Parade"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're singing, God, believe me.
The Real Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
The Story: I always thought it was "singing, God" but one day I just realised, just like that, that it was "cynical". It makes me laugh that lyrics sites think it's "dead and gone" because that wouldn't scan anyway! - Submitted by: Caz
My Chemical Romance's, "Welcome To The Black Parade"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're synagogue believers
The Real Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
The Story: Really this is just a comment instead of a story, but I have to be one of the closest in misheard lyrics to the real lyrics. At least Synagogue sounds SOMETHING like cynical. I must say, I have never heard it as dead and gone or singing God or whatever. I've always heard it as synagogue. But yes. I used synagogue as an adjective xD. As a matter of fact, I am listening to it now and STILL hear it as synagogue instead of cynical but I heard believe me not believers. - Submitted by: Yumei
My Chemical Romance's, "Welcome To The Black Parade"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And though you're synagogue believers
The Real Lyrics:
And though you're cynical, believe me.
The Story: Really this is just a comment instead of a story, but I have to be one of the closest in misheard lyrics to the real lyrics. At least Synagogue sounds SOMETHING like cynical. I must say, I have never heard it as dead and gone or singing God or whatever. I've always heard it as synagogue. But yes. I used synagogue as an adjective xD. As a matter of fact, I am listening to it now and STILL hear it as synagogue instead of cynical but I heard believe me not believers. - Submitted by: Yumei
My Chemical Romance's, "You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison"
The Misheard Lyrics:
How now, Brown Cow?
The Real Lyrics:
Now, now, now, now
The Story: My brother and I argued about this for days until one of us looked up the lyrics. - Submitted by: Staci

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