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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Bette Midler
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There are 95 misheard song lyrics for Bette Midler on amIright currently.
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"Beast of Burden"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never leave your pizza burning.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be your beast of burden.
Cover of a Rolling Stones song
"Billy-A-Dick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Me, I'm beat as can be
Every really thing started to run.
Every really thing started to run.
Original Lyrics:
Poor old Me, I'm beat as can be
And my rim has even started to rust.
And my rim has even started to rust.
"Billy-A-Dick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old me, I'm beat as can be
And my river stream's started to run.
And my river stream's started to run.
Original Lyrics:
Poor old me, I'm beat as can be
And my rim has even started to rust.
And my rim has even started to rust.
"Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He had a booger style
Original Lyrics:
He had a boogie style
"Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of company seeds
Original Lyrics:
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company C
"Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the booty-ooty-ooty boy in capital B
Original Lyrics:
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy from company B
"Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the booty-ooty-ooty boy in capital C
Original Lyrics:
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy from company C
"Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They played H to the bar
Original Lyrics:
They played 8 to the bar
"Cool Yule"
Misheard Lyrics:
And fill the stuffing by the fireplace
Original Lyrics:
And fill the stockings by the fireplace
"Cool Yule"
Misheard Lyrics:
From holy islands to the salsa strip
Original Lyrics:
From Coney Island to the Sunset Strip
"Do You Want to Dance?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kelly, do you want to dance?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, do you want to dance?
"Do You Want to Dance?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me you're my other man
Original Lyrics:
Tell me you're my lover man
"Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you gotta speak French
Original Lyrics:
But you gotta have friends
"From A Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood is watching us from a distance
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us from a distance
"From A Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No hungry mouse to feed
Original Lyrics:
No hungry mouths to feed
"From A Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scott is washing up, Scott is washing up,
Scott is washing up, from a distance
Scott is washing up, from a distance
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us God is watching us
God is watching us From a distance
God is watching us From a distance
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood is watching us from a distance
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us from a distance
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob is watching us
Bob is watching us
Bob is watching us
From a distance
Bob is watching us
Bob is watching us
From a distance
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us
God is watching us
God is watching us
From a distance
God is watching us
God is watching us
From a distance
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodies washing up from a distance
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us from a distance
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From a distance, we are Infidels
Original Lyrics:
From a distance, we are instruments
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God is washing up from the kitchen
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us from a distance
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God is watching us from a biscuit
Original Lyrics:
God is watching us from a distance
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the voice of Amy Grant
Original Lyrics:
It's the voice of every man
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the voice of heavy metal
Original Lyrics:
It's the voice of every man
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the voice of the hairy man.
Original Lyrics:
It's the voice of every man.
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing songs of Pope
Original Lyrics:
Playing songs of hope
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing songs of the Pope
Original Lyrics:
Playing songs of hope
"From a Distance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There are no guns, no bums and no wooden teeth,
No hungry mouths to feed
No hungry mouths to feed
Original Lyrics:
There are no guns, no bombs and no disease,
No hungry mouths to feed
No hungry mouths to feed
"I Put a Spell on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah-say-intopie-alpha-maybe-uppendie
Original Lyrics:
Ah-say-intopie-oppa-maybe-uppendie
"I Think It's Going To Rain Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Broken windows, Dinty Moore ways
Original Lyrics:
Broken windows and empty hallways
"I Think It's Going to Rain Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only diamonds are overflowing
Original Lyrics:
Human kindness is overflowing
"I'll Put a Spell on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll say it's a pie, come on baby up and die.
I'll say it's a pie, come on baby up and die.
It's Camacari I'm a
It's Camacari I'm a
I'll say it's a pie, come on baby up and die.
It's Camacari I'm a
It's Camacari I'm a
Original Lyrics:
Ah say ento pi alpha mabi upendi
Ah say ento pi alpha mabi upendi
In comma coriyama
In comma coriyama
Ah say ento pi alpha mabi upendi
In comma coriyama
In comma coriyama
"Leader Of The Pack" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I pulled her hairpins, what could I do?
Original Lyrics:
I felt so helpless, what could I do?
"Married Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is full of a million men
Original Lyrics:
The world is full of married men
"Nobody Else But You (Bette theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time I feel I'm out to Pasteur
Original Lyrics:
Each time I feel I'm out to pasture
"Somewhere in My Memory (Theme from Home Alone)"
Misheard Lyrics:
"Home Alone" music,
"Home Alone" magic,
"Home Alone" family home here with me
"Home Alone" magic,
"Home Alone" family home here with me
Original Lyrics:
All of the music,
All of the magic,
All of the family home here with me
All of the magic,
All of the family home here with me
"Somewhere in My Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my matches
Original Lyrics:
All of the magic
"Somewhere in My Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the madness
Original Lyrics:
All of the magic
"Somewhere in My Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the mattress
Original Lyrics:
All of the magic
"Somewhere in My Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just gazing at the fire blow
Original Lyrics:
Just gazing at the fire glow
"Somewhere in My Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oreo music, Oreo magic
Original Lyrics:
All of the music, all of the magic
"Stuff Like That There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A double Nikki on the yippee
Original Lyrics:
A double Mickey on the icky
"Stuff Like That There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, where's the baggage?
Original Lyrics:
A mess of cabbage
"The Glory Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to laugh a little, cry a little
And talk to Patsy Cline a little.
And talk to Patsy Cline a little.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to laugh a little, cry a little
Until the clouds roll by a little.
Until the clouds roll by a little.
Form the 'Beaches' soundtrack.
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say love, it is a flower
And dew, its only seed.
And dew, its only seed.
Original Lyrics:
I say love, it is a flower
And you, its only seed.
And you, its only seed.
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is 100
Original Lyrics:
It is a hunger
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is a burger
Original Lyrics:
It is a hunger
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is a lizard
or
It is a wizard
or
It is a wizard
Original Lyrics:
It is a razor
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is a racer
Original Lyrics:
It is a razor
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is in Florida
Original Lyrics:
It is a flower
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saucy love
Original Lyrics:
Some say love
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say love, it is a hummingbird.
Original Lyrics:
Some say love, it is a hunger.
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say love, it is a river,
that drowns the tangerine
that drowns the tangerine
Original Lyrics:
Some say love, it is a river,
that drowns the tender reed
that drowns the tender reed
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Song say love
Original Lyrics:
Some say love
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunset love
Original Lyrics:
Some say love
"The Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thursday love
Original Lyrics:
Some say love
"To Deserve You"
Misheard Lyrics:
and if I could be branded a witch
Original Lyrics:
and if I could be granted a wish
"When A Man Loves A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man loves a walnut
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my ear-hole?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my gyro?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you ever know that you're my pillow?
You're everything I wish I could sleep.
You're everything I wish I could sleep.
Original Lyrics:
Do you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
You're everything I wish I could be.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does anyone know who ate my hero?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than Anna Neagle.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than Igor
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than a Negro.
Original Lyrics:
I could fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than a libro
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle
Libro is the Spanish word for book.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than a nigger
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than a seagull.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than a weasel.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than any goal.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could fly higher than any gull.
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the one with all the glory
While you were the one with all the shame.
While you were the one with all the shame.
Original Lyrics:
I was the one with all the glory
While you were the one with all the pain.
While you were the one with all the pain.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the one with all the gore-y.
Original Lyrics:
I was the one with all the glory.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been Corday in my shadow
Original Lyrics:
It must have been cold there in my shadow
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been cold there in my shadow
To never have some light on your face.
To never have some light on your face.
Original Lyrics:
It must have been cold there in my shadow
To never have sunlight on your face.
To never have sunlight on your face.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been cold,
there in my chateau
there in my chateau
Original Lyrics:
It must have been cold,
there in my shadow
there in my shadow
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It must have been mold
There in my shower.
There in my shower.
Original Lyrics:
It must have been cold
There in my shadow.
There in my shadow.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the lint beneath my wings
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the livery, my wings
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my bingo wings
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my jeans.
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my things.
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the wind between my cheeks.
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings.
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me in beneath my wings
Original Lyrics:
You are the wind beneath my wings
"Wind Beneath My Wings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were luck tan to let me shine.
Original Lyrics:
You were content to let me shine.
"You Gotta Have a Gimmick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working in the bathroom
Original Lyrics:
Working in the back row
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