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"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the birds once said to the second one there
Original Lyrics:
And the first one said to the second one there
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ban roll on
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buns on the run, buns on the run
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run, band on the run
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Going to give it all away
To an extra charity
All I need is to find a way.
Going to give it all away
To an extra charity
All I need is to find a way.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a fine today.
Gonna give it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a fine today.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
Too rich for charity
All I need is a pint a day
Gonna give it all away
Too rich for charity
All I need is a pint a day
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a fine today.
Gonna give it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a fine today.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we ever get out of here
I'm gonna give it all away
To the rich, to the charity
All I need is a fine today.
I'm gonna give it all away
To the rich, to the charity
All I need is a fine today.
Original Lyrics:
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
Thought of giving it all away
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lice again
Like you, Mama You, Mama You
If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
Too much to charity
All I need is the time today
Like you, Mama You, Mama You
If I ever get out of here
Gonna give it all away
Too much to charity
All I need is the time today
Original Lyrics:
Nice again
Like you, Mama you, Mama you
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day
Like you, Mama you, Mama you
If I ever get out of here
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeing no one left a gun.
Original Lyrics:
Seeing no one else had come.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck inside these four walls
Sat inside forever
Sat inside forever
Original Lyrics:
Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
Sent inside forever
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck inside these four walls
Frankincense forever.
Frankincense forever.
Original Lyrics:
Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
Sent inside forever
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stunk inside these four walls
Frankenstein forever
Frankenstein forever
Original Lyrics:
Stuck inside these four walls
Sent inside forever
Sent inside forever
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The first one said to the second bear
'I hope you're having fun.'
'I hope you're having fun.'
Original Lyrics:
The first one said to the second one there
'I hope you're having fun.'
'I hope you're having fun.'
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The jailor man and Sailor-san
Original Lyrics:
The jailor man and Sailor Sam
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought of giving it all away
Durex to charity.
Durex to charity.
Original Lyrics:
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.
To a registered charity.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the rich to charity
All I need is to find today
All I need is to find today
Original Lyrics:
To the registered charity
All I need is a pint a day.
All I need is a pint a day.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the undertaker drew a heavy sight seeing no one left a gun
And the bell was ringing in the village square; we're the rabbits on the run.
And the bell was ringing in the village square; we're the rabbits on the run.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the undertaker drew a heavy sight, seeing no one left a gun
And the bell was ringing in the village square with the rabbits on the run.
And the bell was ringing in the village square with the rabbits on the run.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on the run.
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we belly into the sun
As we belly into the sun
Original Lyrics:
Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash
As we fell into the sun
As we fell into the sun
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the room exploded with a mighty crash as we fell onto the rug
Original Lyrics:
Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun
"Band On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh
Seeing no one else had gone
And a bell was ringing in the village square
For the rabbit's on the run
Seeing no one else had gone
And a bell was ringing in the village square
For the rabbit's on the run
Original Lyrics:
Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh
Seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square
For the rabbits on the run
Seeing no one else had come
And a bell was ringing in the village square
For the rabbits on the run
"Band On the Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well the rain exposed
Original Lyrics:
Well the rain exploded
"Band on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bear on the road
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bear on the run
Original Lyrics:
Band on the run
"Band on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like glue
Original Lyrics:
Like you
"Bluebird"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bluebird.
I'm a pimp dad.
I'm a pimp dad.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bluebird
I'm a bluebird.
I'm a bluebird.
"Helen Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got no time for a runaround, I wanna get my right foot down
She took a purse and start to disemburse, I got to get her out of town
Spent the day on the motorway, where the operator's fast
She took a purse and start to disemburse, I got to get her out of town
Spent the day on the motorway, where the operator's fast
Original Lyrics:
Got no time for a rum and lime, I wanna get my right foot down
Shake some dust off of this old bus, I gotta get her out of town
Spend the day upon the motorway, where the carburetors blast
Shake some dust off of this old bus, I gotta get her out of town
Spend the day upon the motorway, where the carburetors blast
"Helen Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavy (heavy) yellow wheels
Original Lyrics:
Helen (Helen) Hell on Wheels
"Helen Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on wheels
Original Lyrics:
Helen Wheels
"Helen Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Istanbul, I wanna check it out
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Motor won't you check her out
"Hi, Hi, Hi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed
Getting ready for my body gun.
Getting ready for my body gun.
Original Lyrics:
I want you to lie on the bed
Getting ready for my polygon.
Getting ready for my polygon.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah Mater Betrayer.
Original Lyrics:
Ah Mater
Much later.
Much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah Mater Lord Vader!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Much later.
Much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah mater,
Fur trader
Fur trader
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Much later.
Much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah mater
One slayter.
Want Jet to always love me
Ah mater
One slayter.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Don Slater.
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Don Slater.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater
Much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, portrayed her.
Al Mater, want jet to always love me
Al Mater, portrayed her.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet, I thought the only lonely face was on the moon
Original Lyrics:
And Jet, I thought the only lonely place was on the moon
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin' again.
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin' again.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin', Jet.
I thought the Major was a lady
Sufferin', Jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major wasn't related -so for a Jet!
I thought the major wasn't related -so for a Jet!
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And jet
I thought the major was sir a lady, so for a jet.
I thought the major was sir a lady, so for a jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And yet
I thought I made you just a little late to suffer a jet.
I thought I made you just a little late to suffer a jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
I thought the major was a little lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chair!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chair
Original Lyrics:
Jet
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check
Original Lyrics:
Jet
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chess
Original Lyrics:
Jet
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chet!
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, horse trader.
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, promise to always love me
Tomater, horse trader.
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darth Vader
Original Lyrics:
Ah Mater
I kept thinking it sounded like "Darth Vader" even though Star Wars didn't exist until 1977.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreft
Original Lyrics:
Jet
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can almost remember a thousand races
Original Lyrics:
I can almost remember their funny faces
Editor's note: Song was credited as by Paul McCartney & Wings (not just Wings, or Paul McCartney by himself).
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can almost remember their bloody maces.
Original Lyrics:
I can almost remember their funny faces.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I made her, wanted to always love me
I made her, wanted to always love me
I made her, much later.
I made her, wanted to always love me
I made her, much later.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I made it
Original Lyrics:
Ah Mater
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met her much later.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, much later
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought he told you that you were the Olin of Kent.
Original Lyrics:
How come he told you that you were hardly old enough yet?
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that the major was a lady, suffer again.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that the major was a lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the Major was a lady except for her jet.
Original Lyrics:
And Jet
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
I thought the Major was a lady
Suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the Major
Was a real lady, suffer again.
Was a real lady, suffer again.
Original Lyrics:
I thought the Major
Was a little lady suffragette.
Was a little lady suffragette.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the major was a related sufferer
Jet!
Jet!
Original Lyrics:
I thought the major was a lady suffragette
Jet!
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought the major, was a lady--so far a jet, Jet!
Original Lyrics:
I thought the major was a lady suffragette
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make her Paul Shaffer.
Original Lyrics:
Ah Mater, much later
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her,
want jet to always love me
want jet to always love me
Original Lyrics:
Ah mater,
want jet to always love me
want jet to always love me
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, Darth Vader!
I'll mate her, one Jet to always love me
I'll mate her, Darth Vader!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
Ah, mater, want Jet to always love me
Ah, mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her, one jet to always love me
I'll mate her, one jet to always love me
I'll mate her, much later
I'll mate her, one jet to always love me
I'll mate her, much later
Original Lyrics:
Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater... much later
Ah Mater want Jet to always love me
Ah Mater... much later
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll mate her.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, Mater!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll meet her
One chick to always love me
I'll meet her, much later.
One chick to always love me
I'll meet her, much later.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, Mater
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, Mater, much later.
Want Jet to always love me
Ah, Mater, much later.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm made to want 'Jet' to always love me.
Original Lyrics:
...Ah mater want 'Jet' to always love me.
I have no idea what "Ah mater" means.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacks!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jake!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jazz!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeff!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeff
Original Lyrics:
Jet
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jet major, want Jet to always love me.
Original Lyrics:
Ah mater, want Jet to always love me.
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life Savers
Original Lyrics:
Ah mater
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mark Slater
Original Lyrics:
Much later
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
More shitty
Original Lyrics:
Much later
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sh*t!
Original Lyrics:
Jet!
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suffer again, Jeff!
Original Lyrics:
Suffragette Jet
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Supper again, Jeff
Original Lyrics:
Suffrogate jet
"Jet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want 'Chet' to always love me.
Original Lyrics:
Want 'Jet' to always love me.
"Junior's Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, you should have seen me with the polka band,
I had a honey and I met her grand
I had a honey and I met her grand
Original Lyrics:
Ah, you should have seen me with the poker man,
I had a honey and I bet a grand
I had a honey and I bet a grand
"Junior's Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, you should have seen me with the poor command
Original Lyrics:
Ah, you should have seen me with the poker man
"Junior's Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a honey and a pentagram
Original Lyrics:
I had a honey and I bet a grand
"Junior's Farm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just in the nick of time I licked at his hand
Original Lyrics:
Just in the nick of time I look at his hand
"Let 'Em In" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Martin Luther, still and gone
Original Lyrics:
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
"Let 'Em In" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Uncle Lynn
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Uncle Ian
Prefer my lyric
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if there's ever change in world in which we live in
Makes you give it a cry
Makes you give it a cry
Original Lyrics:
But in this ever-changing world in which we're livin'
Makes you give in and cry
Makes you give in and cry
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give it a try.
Makes you give it a try.
Original Lyrics:
But if this ever changing world in which we're livin'
Makes you give in and cry.
Makes you give in and cry.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But in this ever-changing world in which we live in
Original Lyrics:
But if this ever-changing world in which we're livin'
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could be married to ya.
Original Lyrics:
What does it matter to ya?
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If this never changing world in which we live in
Makes you givin' a crap.
Makes you givin' a crap.
Original Lyrics:
If this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry.
Makes you give in and cry.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give it a try.
Makes you give it a try.
Original Lyrics:
If this ever changing world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry.
Makes you give in and cry.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sad little medley
Original Lyrics:
Used to say live and let live
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you give it a crime.
or
Seems to make it a crime.
or
Seems to make it a crime.
Original Lyrics:
Makes you give in and cry.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So, what does shit matter to you?
When you've got a knob to chew, you'd better do it ripe,
You've got to give the other guy a ham.
When you've got a knob to chew, you'd better do it ripe,
You've got to give the other guy a ham.
Original Lyrics:
So, what does it matter to you?
When you've got a job to do, you've got to do it right,
You've got to give the other guy a hand.
When you've got a job to do, you've got to do it right,
You've got to give the other guy a hand.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were young and your heart was an open door.
Original Lyrics:
When you were young and your heart was an open book.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to give the other man a hand.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta gimme a vanilla help.
or
You gotta give me a manila hell.
or
You gotta give me a manila hell.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta give me on the level-head.
Original Lyrics:
You've got to give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta give the other fellow hail
Original Lyrics:
You've got to give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta give the other fellow half.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta give the other fellow help.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta give the other fellow hell.
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You used to say "live and let live"
(You know you didn't, you know you didn't, you know you didn't)
(You know you didn't, you know you didn't, you know you didn't)
Original Lyrics:
You used to say "live and let live"
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You used to say "live and let live"
(No you didn't, no you didn't, no you didn't)
(No you didn't, no you didn't, no you didn't)
Original Lyrics:
You used to say "live and let live"
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
(You know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
"Live And Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You used to say live and ad-lib.
Original Lyrics:
You used to say live and let live.
"Live and Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a dime
Original Lyrics:
live and let die
"Live and Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes you give into crime
To live and let die
To live and let die
Original Lyrics:
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
Say live and let die
"Live and Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
To liberate strife
Original Lyrics:
To live and let die
"Live and Let Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
To wiggle and die
Original Lyrics:
To live and let die
"Live and Let Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta give me uh, a little hell
Original Lyrics:
You gotta give the other fellow hell
"Maybe I'm Amazed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy does really understand.
Original Lyrics:
That he really doesn't understand.
"Maybe I'm Amazed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I'm a lonely man who's in the middle of something
Daddy doesn't really understand.
Daddy doesn't really understand.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'm a lonely man who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand
That he doesn't really understand
Editor's note: This song was actually first recorded by Paul as a solo artist on his solo debut album in 1970, and later in the 70's when he was with Wings. So to compromise, we are crediting it as by Paul McCartney & Wings.
"Mrs Vandebilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lend me a dollar
This is Fabuville!
I've got plenty a dime of my own.
This is Fabuville!
I've got plenty a dime of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me alone
Mrs. Vanderbilt
I've got plenty of time of my own.
Mrs. Vanderbilt
I've got plenty of time of my own.
"Mrs. Vandebilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lend me a dollar
This is Washington!
I've got plenty a dime of my own.
This is Washington!
I've got plenty a dime of my own.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me alone
Mrs. Washington
I've done plenty of time on my own.
Mrs. Washington
I've done plenty of time on my own.
"Mrs. Vandebilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once the years are borying!
Once the years are borying!
Once the years are anything!
Once the years are borying!
Once the years are anything!
Original Lyrics:
What's the use of worrying?
What's the use of hurrying?
What's the use of anything?
What's the use of hurrying?
What's the use of anything?
Editor's note: Even though "Vanderbilt" is an obvious correct spelling, the actual name in this song title is "Vandebilt" (no 'R').
"Mrs. Vandebilt"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need money
You don't mean ranch
You don't even know the time
But you know why!
You don't mean ranch
You don't even know the time
But you know why!
Original Lyrics:
You don't use money
You don't pay rent
You don't ever know the time
But you don't mind!
You don't pay rent
You don't ever know the time
But you don't mind!
"Mull of Kintyre"
Misheard Lyrics:
My design will always be here
Original Lyrics:
My desire is always to be here
"My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when the cover’s there
Original Lyrics:
And when the cupboard’s bare
"My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Dusty, too.
Original Lyrics:
My love does it good.
"My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll still find something there with Milo
Original Lyrics:
I’ll still find something there with my love
"Rock Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a rock show there's a concert promoter
Original Lyrics:
If there's a rock show at the Concertgebow
The version I always heard made sense to me. It wasn't until yesterday when I looked up the lyrics that I realized the song was referencing a venue in The Netherlands.
"With a Little Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can send a rocket to skywall
Original Lyrics:
We can send it rocketing skywards
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