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"Apres Midi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I pray poopy I pee pee
Original Lyrics:
Apres midi ai Paris
"Baptism Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women topless
Original Lyrics:
Moment of death
"Baptism of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baptism of butt
Original Lyrics:
Baptism of blood
"Baptism of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moment of bada**
Original Lyrics:
Moment of birth
"Baroque"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sweet Koi.
Original Lyrics:
My sweet corpse.
"Baroque"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sweet corn
Original Lyrics:
My sweet corpse
"Baroque"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sweet hoe
Original Lyrics:
My sweet corpse
"Baroque"
Misheard Lyrics:
My sweet scone.
Original Lyrics:
My sweet corpse.
"Baroque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my sweet corn
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my sweet corpse
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be smart
Original Lyrics:
Beast, blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beach ball
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bean sprout
Original Lyrics:
Beast, blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beast brought
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beast butt
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beast of Butt
Original Lyrics:
Beast of Blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beef brat
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beese bod
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bistro brat
or
Feast of brat
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese butt
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feast of Blood
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish fat
Original Lyrics:
Beast, blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fist brat
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gackt is a hottie.
Original Lyrics:
Until it fills my body.
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get dominatrix right.
Original Lyrics:
Get down, limitless light.
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get down and make this right.
Original Lyrics:
Get down, limitless night.
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get down and make us blind.
Original Lyrics:
Get down, limitless night.
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Graceful desire starving of blood
Get down Christmas lights.
Original Lyrics:
Playful desire starving of blood
Get down limitless night.
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grease spot
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grease spot
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grow out intense light
Original Lyrics:
Get down, limitless night.
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's spot.
Original Lyrics:
Beast of Blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's spot.
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
His butt
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
In da hood
Original Lyrics:
Honnou
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ink spot
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss butt
or
Bean sprout
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss butt
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mí splód (me explode).
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
'Me explode' means 'blow me up' in Portuguese.
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace of bred
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace out!
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood!
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pee spot
or
Espot
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece of bread
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piece of fat!
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood!
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pills are light on me
Yes, I love my body.
Original Lyrics:
Spill blood on me
Until it fills my body.
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please bite!
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sorrying the bat
Original Lyrics:
Starving of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sperm splatter on me!
Do it! Here's my body!
Original Lyrics:
Spills blood on me
'Til it fills my body!
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spills are with me
It`s my party.
Original Lyrics:
Spills blood on me
'Til it fills my body.
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spirits frighten me
Spirits like blood.
Original Lyrics:
Spills blood on me
'Til it fills my body.
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spits brighten day
Do it! It's my birthday!
Original Lyrics:
Spills blood on me
'Til it fills my body.
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Split splot
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spores frighten me
Through it
Lost my doggie.
Original Lyrics:
Spills blood on me
'Till it
Fills me.
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trim Spa!
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast Of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whis-kas
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little spark of silence, all of the crusty
Original Lyrics:
And rips apart the silence of night Crossing
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always creep from the distance
shout grips the shear says "Ryan Seacrest come here".
Original Lyrics:
Along with the scream from the death throes
Sharp claws are shining brighter
Dually obscene breaths continues
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it sparkles unless ultimate
Crossing our grazing ground
get down limitless night
Original Lyrics:
And rips apart the silence of the night 
Crossing the uplifty life 
Get down limitless night 
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be splat!
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bean sprout
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beast butt
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beast of bread
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beast, bra
Original Lyrics:
Beast of Blood
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desprockt?!!
Original Lyrics:
Beast of Blood!!
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hitotsu creeps at nights swankily in the darkness
Original Lyrics:
Crimson eyes are strangely gleaming in the darkness
(Hitotsu means one in Japanese)
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss butt.
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss butt
Original Lyrics:
Beast of blood
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
No fear, no sadness
Come to light and don't fell loneliness.
Original Lyrics:
No fear, no sadness
Lofty life is tasting loneliness.
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
No here, no sadness.
The guy who stays in Laundez turned tea
And me were all right. Anyways, no more life left
Outside her credulous. Quasar, I’m crazy. Now get down and make the flight.
Original Lyrics:
No fear, no sadness
Lofty life is tasting loneliness and eternity
And near by the target with no more life
Red drops on my greedy lips
Falls down on the freezing ground
Get down limitless night.
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soaring but what get down and make this light
Original Lyrics:
Crossing the uplifty life get down limitless night
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spreads rapidly...tearing, knows my darkness
Original Lyrics:
Spill blood on me... ’till it fills my body
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way you scream for the biscuits.
Original Lyrics:
Along with the scream from the death throes.
"Beast of Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
get dominatrix right
Original Lyrics:
get limitless light
"Color Me Blood Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to me, with a Frisbee.
Original Lyrics:
Come to me, it's free.
"Gensou Rakuen"
Misheard Lyrics:
American Dream
Original Lyrics:
The end of dream
"Gensou Rakuen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Demented dream
Original Lyrics:
The end of dream
"Houkai Jokyoku (Prelude to Decay)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chick-en!
Original Lyrics:
The end!
"Houkai Jokyoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bunkbeds, memories, ordained Disney
Original Lyrics:
Man-made memories, ordained destiny
"Houkai Jokyoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***face, memories, ordained discipline.
Original Lyrics:
Man-made memories, ordained destiny.
"Houkai Jokyoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, kiss me
Original Lyrics:
Ordained destiny
"Houkai Jokyoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mammoth with red butt
Original Lyrics:
Memory of red blood
"Houkai Jokyoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marmalade remedies
or
Marmalade recipes
or
Marmalade melodies
Original Lyrics:
Man-made memories
"Houkai Jokyoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom made babies
All named Destiny.
Original Lyrics:
Man-made memories
Ordained destiny.
"Houkai Jokyoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ram it up that butt.
Original Lyrics:
Memory of red blood
"Houkai Jokyoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two boys cozy!
Original Lyrics:
Two voices crossing
"Houkai Jokyoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two boys crossing
Many of red blood
Original Lyrics:
Two voices crossing
Memory of red blood
"Houkai Jokyoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two wives crossing
Original Lyrics:
Two voices crossing
"Houkai Jotaikyoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two boys crossing
Original Lyrics:
Two voices crossing
"Houkai Jotaikyoku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two boys crouching
Original Lyrics:
Two voices crossing
"Illiuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mashkara, mereme, comunion su Nimurude.
Original Lyrics:
Magical or merriment, commmunion with Nimrod.
"Illiuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mootar! Mooland! Commune Vasumellabell!
Original Lyrics:
Magical or merriment, commmunion with Nimrod.
Gackt's Engrish is just so so bad... Now I think Vasumellabell might be a cool name, haha.
"Illiuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moscow, Nimre, Tokyo, Asilemede
Original Lyrics:
Magical or merriment, commmunion with Nimrod.
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still in mysterious soup
Where it turns my perfect waiter
I've waited for your blood to obsess
P***ed face.
Original Lyrics:
I'm stuck in the abysmal swamp
Where there is no foot hold
I've reached the watery depths
Distorted face.
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's freakin' fresh.
Original Lyrics:
Distorted face
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's funky fresh!
Original Lyrics:
Distorted face
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just take it fast.
Original Lyrics:
Distorted face
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go, you're the man
Come and get your soup today
Original Lyrics:
Magical or merriment
Communion with Nimrod
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Machika, marry me
Come on y'all it's super today.
Original Lyrics:
Magical or Merriment
Communion with nimrod.
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magical, merriment, come and get the soup of the day
Original Lyrics:
Magical or merriment, communion with Nimrod
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magical, merriment
Come and get the soup of the day.
Original Lyrics:
Magical, merriment
Communion with Nimrod.
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mascara heavy meant
Come on to Silverland.
Original Lyrics:
Magical or merriment
Communion with Nimrod.
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mascara, Teddy Bear
Communion with sylver bear.
Original Lyrics:
Magical or merriment
Communion with Nimrod.
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moscow! Merry man!
Come on, get the soup of the day!
Original Lyrics:
Magical or merriment!
Communion with Nimrod!
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moscow, Gorbachov, Communist Nation
Original Lyrics:
Magical or merriment, communion with Nimrod
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moscow, merriment
Come on now and sleep with me.
Original Lyrics:
Magical or merriment
Communion with Nimrod.
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reveal your skin.
Original Lyrics:
Magical or merriment
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoe store, food order
Arichawataridepshis.
Original Lyrics:
Where there is no foot hold
I've reached the watery depths.
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
They started fight.
Original Lyrics:
Distorted face
"Illuminati"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiramisu
Original Lyrics:
Semiramisu
"Illuminatti"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magical or Merriment
Continuation of crotchwrot
Original Lyrics:
Magical or Merriment
Communication with nimrod.
"Illuminatti"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch out! Move out!
Or you'll get smashed to bits.
Original Lyrics:
Magical or merriment
Communication with nimrod.
"Kioku To Sora"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe we don't deny.
Original Lyrics:
Leave me without delight.
"Kyomu No Naka De No Yuugi"
Misheard Lyrics:
From yonder time does glass,
any purpose,
let the ocean take you away and Leslie,
Reminicience
Original Lyrics:
From yonder of darkness,
pierced light awaken the past
Eternity of time is ticking away endlessly,
Reminiscence
"Kyomu No Naka De No Yuugi"
Misheard Lyrics:
The witch is dead, start ressurecting
Original Lyrics:
Caught between the crevice of delusion and reality
"Kyomu No Naka De No Yuugi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yay, fifty cent!
Original Lyrics:
Reminiscence
"Le Ciel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say 'Cheese!' and you'll be there.
Original Lyrics:
Chiisa na yubi de
"Ma Cherie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Machete
Original Lyrics:
Ma Cherie
"Ma Cherie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teensabre sukoshi damatte
Original Lyrics:
Shiawase wo sukoshi damatte
"N.P.N.G"
Misheard Lyrics:
Europeans
Original Lyrics:
With a Venus
"N.P.N.G"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little p****
Original Lyrics:
With a Venus
"N.P.S N.G.S"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die again.
Original Lyrics:
Die game.
"N.P.s N.G.s"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash a p***s.
Original Lyrics:
With the Venus
"N.P.s.N.G.s. (No Pains, No Gains)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I came! And I came!
Original Lyrics:
Die Game! Die Game!
"N.P.s.N.G.s. (No pains, no gains)"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Ligand! Ligand!'
Original Lyrics:
'Die Game! Die Game!'
"N.p.s. N.g.s. (No Pains No Gains)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die gay.
Original Lyrics:
Die game
"N.p.s. N.g.s."
Misheard Lyrics:
Bargain, bargain
Original Lyrics:
Die game, die game
"N.p.s. N.g.s."
Misheard Lyrics:
Kimmy, not Cairo, shortly just said: 'Now he's dead!'
Original Lyrics:
Kimi no kairo short sasete naoshite yo ageru
"N.p.s. N.g.s."
Misheard Lyrics:
Ta gueule, ta gueule
Original Lyrics:
Die game, die game
'Ta gueule' means 'shut up' in French.
"N.p.s. N.g.s."
Misheard Lyrics:
With her p***s
Original Lyrics:
With a Venus
"N.p.s. N.g.s."
Misheard Lyrics:
Withered penis!
Original Lyrics:
With a Venus
"No Pains, No Gains"
Misheard Lyrics:
We like p****.
Original Lyrics:
With the Venus
"Np.s Ng.s N-Type"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kami's p***s.
Original Lyrics:
With a Venus
"Np.s Ng.s N-Type"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little p***s
Original Lyrics:
With a Venus
"Np.s Ng.s N-Type"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash a penis.
Original Lyrics:
With a Venus
"Np.s Ng.s N-Type"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a penis
Original Lyrics:
With a venus
"Np.s Ng.s"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die again!
or
Die gain.
Original Lyrics:
Die game.
"Np.s Ng.s"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lightning! Lightning!
Original Lyrics:
Die game [repeats]
"S Conscious"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gorgeous
Original Lyrics:
S-conscious
"S-CONCIOUS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you sing father?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you think farther?
"S-CONCIOUS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you sink, father?
What gives you such idea?
Nobody has a difference see, up yours!
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you think farther?
Why can't you suggest idea?
Nobody has a difference in appearance.
"S-CONSCIOUS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up your a**
Original Lyrics:
Appearance
"S-Concious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you sing for?
Why can't you SAS like you?
Nobody! Has anybody seen up your a**?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you think farther?
Why can't you suggest idea?
Nobody has a difference in appearance.
"S-Conscious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever been filled with jelly?
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever been filled with joy?
"S-Conscious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up your a**
Original Lyrics:
Appearance
"S-Conscious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are you assembling?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you speak something?
"S-Conscious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are you stumbling?
What's so funny?
It's your bunny!
Original Lyrics:
Why are you suffering?
What's so funny?
It's too funny of you?
"S-concious"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are you simpling?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you speak something?
"Syunikiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Johnny.
Original Lyrics:
Kanojo ni
"Transylvania"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it for me and live forever.
Original Lyrics:
Drink from me and live forever.
"Transylvania"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you famiya lay fo way ya ??
Original Lyrics:
Drink from me and live forever.
"Transylvania"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dream for me and live forever.
Original Lyrics:
Drink from me and live forever.
"Transylvania"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dream for me, I'll live forever.
Original Lyrics:
Drink from me and live forever.
"Transylvania"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jean for me, I am your father.
Original Lyrics:
Drink from me and live forever.
"Transylvania"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep with me and live forever.
Original Lyrics:
Drink from me and live forever.
"Transylvania"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea for me and tea for Mana!!
Original Lyrics:
Drink from me and live forever.
"Transylvania"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tea for me, I'll live forever!
Original Lyrics:
Drink for me and live forever.
"[N.p.s.N.g.s] No Pains No Gains"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the p****
Original Lyrics:
With the Venus

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