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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Malice Mizer's, "Beast Of Blood"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Be smart
The Real Lyrics:
Beast, blood
The Story: Well, lunch is also another popular singing time. I was singing Malice Mizer's "Beast of Blood" again. My friend Nadine looked at me, and said 'Why are they telling you to 'Be smart?' - Submitted by: cutepiku
Malice Mizer's, "Beast Of Blood"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Feast of Blood
The Real Lyrics:
Beast of blood
The Story: At school, I listen to Malice Mizer alot. So, sometimes I sing the lyrics, and Beast of Blood being English, it is the easiest to go with. The guy beside me, Matt, turned to me once saying 'Feast of Blood? What the hell?' - Submitted by: cutepiku
Malice Mizer's, "Beast Of Blood"
The Misheard Lyrics:
He's spot.
The Real Lyrics:
Beast of Blood
The Story: I thought it was talking about a dog in a referance type form. Kind of like saying an introduction...'I am Ookami no Kitsune, this is my wife Hana, & this is my dog. He's Spot.' Something along those lines. - Submitted by: Ookami No Kitsune
Malice Mizer's, "Illuminati"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The Real Lyrics:
The Story: I was hungry at that time. Maybe that explains it. - Submitted by: Tanya
Malice Mizer's, "Ma Cherie"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Teensabre sukoshi damatte
The Real Lyrics:
Shiawase wo sukoshi damatte
The Story: I was just half-listening to this song once in bed and I could have sworn Malice Mizer sang my screen name 'Teensabre'. I had to keep re-winding to where he says 'shiawase wo' to make sure it isn't! - Submitted by: Teensabre
Malice Mizer's, "No Pains, No Gains"
The Misheard Lyrics:
We like p****.
The Real Lyrics:
With the Venus
The Story: I was listening to it one day on the bus, when a friend of mine wanted to borrow my CD player. They suddenly asked me if Malice Mizer were gay. Later, they asked to listen to the 'p****' song again. I had no clue what they were talking about, so we listened to all of the songs through. It DID sound like they said, 'We like p****'. So I sing that song all the time now. - Submitted by: Bake

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