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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> J. Geils Band
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for J. Geils Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 109 misheard song lyrics for J. Geils Band on amIright currently.
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"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
A part of me has just been erect
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
Pages from a manuscript.
or
A part of me has just been ripped
Angels from my mind are stripped.
Pages from a manuscript.
or
A part of me has just been ripped
Angels from my mind are stripped.
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped.
The pages from my mind are stripped.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
A part of me is just erect.
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always throws me from my seat
...
Slipping notes under the desk
Well, I was thinkin' about her dress
...
Something had a hold on me
When angel's ass goes by
...
Slipping notes under the desk
Well, I was thinkin' about her dress
...
Something had a hold on me
When angel's ass goes by
Original Lyrics:
Always pulled me from my seat
...
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
...
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
...
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
...
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
My 'angel' lyric makes the original seem wimpy.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel and the cell-a-phone
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel and the cellophane
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel in a sycamore patch
Original Lyrics:
Angel is a centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angels in a catapult
Original Lyrics:
My Angel is a centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
As salt versus sweater
Original Lyrics:
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk,
does she cough or bleat?
does she cough or bleat?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk,
does she come complete?
does she come complete?
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she call the police
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come from Leeds?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete?
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come with fleas?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete?
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she cut and bleed?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she cut the cheese?
Does she talk?
Does she cut the cheese?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers big and uh bop her dress
Original Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her dress.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't your little centerfold.
Original Lyrics:
My angel in a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't your living centerfold.
Original Lyrics:
My angel in a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that when this fish is gone
I see you when your clothes are on.
I see you when your clothes are on.
Original Lyrics:
Hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on.
I'll see you when your clothes are on.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-boobs.
Whenever she flashed those baby-boobs.
Original Lyrics:
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues.
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby boobs.
Whenever she flashed those baby boobs.
Original Lyrics:
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues.
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was shaking in my shoes
Whenever she blasted those baby blues
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed books by.
Whenever she blasted those baby blues
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed books by.
Original Lyrics:
I was shaking in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby blues
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed close by.
Whenever she flashed those baby blues
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed close by.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was thinkin' a popcorn dress.
Original Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her dress.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had turned away
Before she caught my eye.
Before she caught my eye.
Original Lyrics:
I was shy, I turned away
Before she caught my eye.
Before she caught my eye.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Angel is a senna pod
Original Lyrics:
My Angel is a centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Angel is in Singapore.
Original Lyrics:
Angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Bud runs cone
My memory has just been showing
My ancient livin' centerfold.
My memory has just been showing
My ancient livin' centerfold.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold.
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My age of 8 in Singapore
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My agent has a telephone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My agent is a cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My agent is the center hole.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ancient little Singapore
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel has a cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel in Singapore.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a Seminole
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a cinna roll
Original Lyrics:
My angel in a centerfold
cinna: short for cinnamon (not in common use)
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a senna pod
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a seraphim.
Original Lyrics:
My Angel is a centerfold.
Seraphim (plural of seraph) are an order of angels.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is in Singapore
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is so cynical.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a xenophobe
or
My angel lives in Semaphore
or
My angel lives in Semaphore
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel lives in Singapore.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel wears a silicone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My anus is my center hole.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My anus is the center hole.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just dissolved.
My memory has just dissolved.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold.
My memory has just been sold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heartbeat's just been wrecked
Angels suck my manuscript.
Angels suck my manuscript.
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
Pages from my mind been stripped.
Pages from my mind been stripped.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love runs cold
My memory has just been solved.
My memory has just been solved.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold.
My memory has just been sold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love runs cold
My liberty has just been sold.
My liberty has just been sold.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold.
My memory has just been sold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel in the cellophane
Angel in the cellophane.
My memory has just been sold
My angel in the cellophane
Angel in the cellophane.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold.
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mammary has just been sold.
Original Lyrics:
My memory has just been sold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My memory has just been stolen
Original Lyrics:
My memory has just been sold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My number's called.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pair of jeans has just been sewn
Original Lyrics:
My memory has just been sold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My puberty has just been sold.
Original Lyrics:
My memory has just been sold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, I can't dye it
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, I can't deny it
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was pure like corn flakes.
Original Lyrics:
She was pure like snow flakes.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed notes by.
Original Lyrics:
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed close by.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
The angel believes in Santa Claus
Original Lyrics:
The angel is the centerfold
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
The anus is the center hole.
Original Lyrics:
The angel in the centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
The phone's on hold
My maiden aunt has just been told
My angel is 20 years old.
My maiden aunt has just been told
My angel is 20 years old.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold.
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those varsity sweaters are melting to the touch.
Original Lyrics:
Those soft fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
To see her in that magazine
Is really just too much
Is really just too much
Original Lyrics:
To see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
Is really just too much
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take this car, yes we will, we'll take this car and drive it.
We'll take it to a hotel room and take 'em off and drive it.
We'll take it to a hotel room and take 'em off and drive it.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take this car, yes we will, we'll take this car and drive it.
We'll take it to a hotel room and take 'em off in private.
We'll take it to a hotel room and take 'em off in private.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take your 'Car and Driver'.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take your car and drive it.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're on a roll,
My memories have just been sold
Angels in the silicon,
Angels in the silicon.
My memories have just been sold
Angels in the silicon,
Angels in the silicon.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold,
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold,
Angel is the centerfold.
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold,
Angel is the centerfold.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever she flashed those great big boobs
Original Lyrics:
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues.
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever she flashes those baby boobs
Original Lyrics:
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her breast
Original Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her dress
"Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
While I was thinking about her chest
Original Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her dress
"Detroit Breakdown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody did it fuc#ing right in the street.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody diddy boppin' right in the street.
"Flamethrower"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children of the Corn, won't look her in the eye.
Original Lyrics:
Chairman of the Board, won't look her in the eye.
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breeze Way
Original Lyrics:
Freeze Frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese Cake
Original Lyrics:
Freeze Frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese face
Original Lyrics:
Freeze Frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheesecake
Original Lyrics:
Freeze-Frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flea spray
Original Lyrics:
Freeze Frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeze Ray
Original Lyrics:
Freeze frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeze brain
Original Lyrics:
Freeze frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeze train
Original Lyrics:
Freeze frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grease face
Original Lyrics:
Freeze frame!
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grease paint!
Original Lyrics:
Freeze-frame!
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could see it was a rub-a-dub Tuesday
Original Lyrics:
I could see it was a rough-cut Tuesday
The crazy thing is even the misheard lyrics do make sense :)
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could see it's a roughed-up Tuesday
Original Lyrics:
I could see it was a rough cut Tuesday
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please pray
Original Lyrics:
Freeze Frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sea spray
or
Squeeze play
or
Squeeze play
Original Lyrics:
Freeze frame
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop Tom Hawk from eating his cheese, not mine.
Original Lyrics:
Stop-time heart for me if she's not mine
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop-time hawk
Original Lyrics:
Stop-time heart
"Freeze Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stopped Tom Hart from eating, she's not found
Original Lyrics:
Stop-time heart for me if she's not mine
"Freeze-Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheesesteak!
Original Lyrics:
Freeze-Frame!
This is what they yell at the beginning followed by the shutter clicking before the song starts.
"Freeze-Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clean slate
Original Lyrics:
Freeze-frame
"Freeze-Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freeze dance!
Original Lyrics:
Freeze-frame!
"Freeze-Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please stay
Original Lyrics:
Freeze-Frame
"Freeze-Frame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wee sing
Original Lyrics:
Freeze-frame
"I Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude! I love you with all my heart! Ah dude, yeah dude now, yes I do!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, do I love you with all my heart? I do, I do now, yes I do
"Love Stinks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what any cabin boy thinks.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what any Casanova thinks.
"Love Stinks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what any calendar thinks
or
I don't care what any commodore thinks
or
I don't care what any commoner thinks.
or
I don't care what any commodore thinks
or
I don't care what any commoner thinks.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what any Casanova thinks.
"Love Stinks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what any counselor thinks
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what any Cassanova thinks.
"Must of Got Lost" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never thought about Obama
Original Lyrics:
Never thought about tomorrow
"Must of Got Lost" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never thought about the long run
Original Lyrics:
Never thought about tomorrow
"Musta Got Lost" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you put on the TV and you're watching Johnny Carson
Segway riding into the Tomorrow Show
Segway riding into the Tomorrow Show
Original Lyrics:
So you put on the TV and you're watchin Johnny Carson
segueing right into the Tomorrow Show
segueing right into the Tomorrow Show
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