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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Waylon Jennings

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Waylon Jennings that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 46 misheard song lyrics for Waylon Jennings on amIright currently.

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"I'm A Ramblin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd better move old lady, you're standin' too close to the flame.
Once I'm messin' in your mind, your little heart won't be the same.
Original Lyrics:
You'd better move away, you're standin' too close to the flame.
Once I mess with your mind, your little heart won't beat the same.
"Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hundred children a-crappin' in the field.
Original Lyrics:
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams pain songs
Newberry's train songs.
Original Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams pain songs
And Newbury's train songs.
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams' pain songs
And blueberry's train songs.
Original Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams' pain songs
And Newbury's train songs.
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams' rain songs
Blueberry's train songs
or
Between Hank Williams' pang songs
Jerry Deaf's train songs.
Original Lyrics:
Between Hank Williams pain songs
Jerry Jeff's train songs.
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go look back at Texas
Listen to Baillie and the Boys.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to Luckenbach Texas
With Waylon and Willie and the boys.
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go look back at Texas
Listen to Baillie and the Boys.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to Luckenbach Texas
With Waylon and Willie and the boys.
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go looking by Texas
With Waylon, Willie and the boys.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas
With Waylon, Willie and the boys.
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go to Luton by Texas.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas.
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go to lookin' back Texas.
Original Lyrics:
Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas.
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is a guitar to tune and firm feeling woman.
Original Lyrics:
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feeling woman.
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is a guitar and two good firm feelin' women.
Original Lyrics:
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feeling women.
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This broken tie is chokin' me,
and in your high society you cry all day
Original Lyrics:
This coat and tie is chokin' me,
and in your high society you cry all day
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This broken tie is chokin' me
And in your high society you cry all day
Original Lyrics:
This coat and tie is chokin' me
And in your high society you cry all day.
"Luckenbach, Texas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This successful life of livin'
Got us reelin' like the Hatfields and McCoys
Original Lyrics:
This successful life we're livin'
Got us feudin' like the Hatfields and McCoys
"The Wurlitzer Prize" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They oughta give me the Wurlitzer Prize
Or the silver eyelid slide.
Original Lyrics:
They oughta give me the Wurlitzer Prize
For all the silver I let slide.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving the curve
Flating the hills
Someday the mouns might get them, but the law never will.
Original Lyrics:
Straight'nin' the curve
Flat'nin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods.
These are the correct lyrics since Mr. Jennings was asked to write a theme song specifically for the show, as well as being the narrator. Bo and Luke Duke are in this case the two modern day Robin Hoods, as well as the song constantly referring to 'they' 'their' and 'them.' Not to mention the opening line of 'Just two good ole boys.'
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods.
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fighting the system
Hey nanny, hey nanny noo.
Original Lyrics:
Fighting the system
Like two modern day Robin Hoods.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand I keep my show in my pants
and not my face on TV
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand they keep a showin' my hands
And not my face on TV
Editor's note: "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" is the official title of this song, not anything variant.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a good old boy
You know my momma smokes weed
But she don't understand they keep slappin' my hands
And not my face on TV
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
You know my mama loved me
But she don't understand they keep a showin' my hands
And not my face on TV
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just the good ol' boys Never meanin' the Hogg Beats all you ever saw Been in trouble with the law since the day they been born
Original Lyrics:
Just the good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just the good ol' boys,
never meaning' no harm
Beats all you ever saw
been in trouble with the law since the Daisy was born
Original Lyrics:
Just the Good Ol' Boys
never meanin' no harm
Beats all you ever saw
been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just the good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you ever saw
Been in trouble with the law since the Daisy was born.
Original Lyrics:
Just the good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Making a wave
The only wave they know how
Original Lyrics:
Making their way
The only way they know how
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Matin' the girls
Flappin' their gills
Some day mounting might git em but da law never will
Original Lyrics:
Straight'nin' the curve
Flat'nin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday the mountain lion get 'em, but the law never will.
Original Lyrics:
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straightenin' the girls
Flappin' the Dukes
Somehow the gettin' 'bout the whippin' but the naw
Webba will
Original Lyrics:
Just the Good Ol' Boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you ever saw been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straightenin' the girls
Flappin' their boobs.
Original Lyrics:
Straightenin' the curves
Flattenin' the hills.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straightenin' their curls,
Flappin' their gills,
Original Lyrics:
Straight'nin' the curve
Flat'nin' the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straightening the curves
Flappin' their gills
Original Lyrics:
Straightening the curves
Flattening the hills
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the lobble-dee-low
Original Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the lonely prow
Original Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than watching Morton live.
Original Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than watching Morton live.
Original Lyrics:
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the law never wins
Original Lyrics:
But the law never will
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the lawn never will
Original Lyrics:
But the law never will
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like a tube on a day lovin' blue
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Bugle Boy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Kool-Aid boy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a poodle dog
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a schoolyard boy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a good ol' boy
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a 2-year-old boy
(later)
I'm a 2-year-old boy
Original Lyrics:
Just a good ol' boy
(later)
I'm a good ol' boy
"Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a bean in the hall
Original Lyrics:
Never meanin' no harm

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