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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> H -> Bruce Hornsby and the Range
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bruce Hornsby and the Range that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 47 misheard song lyrics for Bruce Hornsby and the Range on amIright currently.
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"Across the River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Signs, signs everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Some fine day
"Every Little Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way up here, rollin' on dubs.
Original Lyrics:
Way out here working on the docks.
"Every Little Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sun sicks low a little all around
That's when I know now I need you tonight.
That's when I know now I need you tonight.
Original Lyrics:
When the sun sinks low all around
That's when I know I, I need you now.
That's when I know I, I need you now.
"Every Little Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sun sicks low a little all around
That's when I know now I need you tonight.
That's when I know now I need you tonight.
Original Lyrics:
When the sun sinks low all around
That's when I know I, I need you now.
That's when I know I, I need you now.
"Every Little Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the Degos down on the water town
Original Lyrics:
When the day goes down on the water town
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there's a mousse that I find I'm not feeling so strong.
Original Lyrics:
But there's moments that I find I'm not feeling so strong.
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Day by the day on the banjelin.
Original Lyrics:
It played on the lake like a mandolin.
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding out from the rent under the garden Teddy (bear).
Original Lyrics:
Hiding out from the rain under the carnival tent.
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the Madeline reign
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the mandolin rain
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the Mandolin Rain,
Listen to the music on the range
Listen to the music on the range
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the Mandolin Rain,
Listen to the music on the Lake
Listen to the music on the Lake
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the Vagil wind.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the banjo wind.
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the badger wind.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the banjo wind.
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the badger win
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the banjo wind
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the banjo wail
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the banjo wind.
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the battering ram.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the mandolin rain.
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the mandolin, Bane.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the mandolin rain.
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the mandolin, Ray.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the mandolin rain.
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the meddling.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the mandolin rain.
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the music on the lay
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the music on the lake
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the musical array
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the music on the lake
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the tears roll
Down my face as she turns to gold.
Down my face as she turns to gold.
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the tears roll
Down my face as she turns to go.
Down my face as she turns to go.
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to, listen to the mandolin rain
In World War One! oh oh...
In World War One! oh oh...
Original Lyrics:
Listen to, listen to the mandolin rain
Whoa whoa whoa whoa oh hoh...
Whoa whoa whoa whoa oh hoh...
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running down that lakeshore, she just loves the sound of a summer storm.
Original Lyrics:
Running down by the lakeshore, she did love the sound of a summer storm
"Mandolin Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun came and went, like the times that we spent
Hiding out from the rain under the camping tent
(later)
A cool evening dance listenin' to the new class band
Takes the cheer from the air until they play the last song
Hiding out from the rain under the camping tent
(later)
A cool evening dance listenin' to the new class band
Takes the cheer from the air until they play the last song
Original Lyrics:
The song came and went, like the times that we spent
Hiding out from the rain under the carnival tent
(later)
A cool evening dance listenin' to the bluegrass band
Takes the chill from the air until they play the last song
Hiding out from the rain under the carnival tent
(later)
A cool evening dance listenin' to the bluegrass band
Takes the chill from the air until they play the last song
"The Valley Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said baby today, baby the morrow.
Original Lyrics:
She said maybe today, maybe tomorrow.
"The Valley Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
While no one was looking out for the old temptation
He took her all the way down the long valley road.
He took her all the way down the long valley road.
Original Lyrics:
While no one was looking on the old plantation
He took her all the way down the long valley road.
He took her all the way down the long valley road.
"The Valley Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't go
Original Lyrics:
Walk on
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
As he catches the poor old Lady Di
Original Lyrics:
As he catches the poor old ladies' eyes
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell, man, how can you stand to think that way?
Original Lyrics:
Hey old man, how can you stand to think that way?
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the light on the collar, ahhhhhh.
Original Lyrics:
Is the line on the color bar.
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the light on the cummerbund.
Original Lyrics:
Is the line on the color bar.
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the lion on the combine
Original Lyrics:
Is the line on the color bar.
I am picturing a majestic King of the Beasts driving a piece of farm equipment.
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just look forty cents, "Get a job."
Original Lyrics:
Just for fun he says, 'Get a job'.
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said, hey little boy, you can't go with the other school.
Original Lyrics:
Said, hey little boy you can't go where the others go.
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in line marketing time
Waiting for the little big dime.
Waiting for the little big dime.
Original Lyrics:
Standing in line marking time
Waiting for the welfare dime.
Waiting for the welfare dime.
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing in line, Muppet time
or
Standing in line, market time
or
Standing in line, Mountain Time
Waiting for the warfare time
(later)
Well, they passed the lord in '64
To kittens who ain’t got a little more
or
Standing in line, market time
or
Standing in line, Mountain Time
Waiting for the warfare time
(later)
Well, they passed the lord in '64
To kittens who ain’t got a little more
Original Lyrics:
Standing in line, marking time
Waiting for the welfare dime
(later)
Well, they passed a law in '64
To give those who ain’t got a little more
Waiting for the welfare dime
(later)
Well, they passed a law in '64
To give those who ain’t got a little more
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sulfates will never change
Original Lyrics:
Some things will never change
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunday will never change
Original Lyrics:
Some things will never change
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Th' Easter Bunny says, 'Get a job.'
Original Lyrics:
Just for fun he says, 'Get a job.'
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
The light on the combine
Original Lyrics:
Is the line on the color bar.
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light in the concubine.
or
There's a light in the cuckold bar.
or
There's a light in the cuckold bar.
Original Lyrics:
Is the line on the color bar.
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light on the corner bar.
Original Lyrics:
Is the line on the color bar.
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a light on the cummerbund.
or
There's some Sprite on your cummerbund.
or
There's some Sprite on your cummerbund.
Original Lyrics:
Is the line on the color bar.
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a line on a boulevard
Original Lyrics:
Is the line on a color bar
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a line on the columbine
Original Lyrics:
Is the line on the color bar.
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lot unchanged, and nothing's mine
Original Lyrics:
'Cause the law don't change another's mind
"The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's the line on the boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
Is the line on the color bar.
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