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"A Trick of the Tail"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got no horns and we got no tails
We don't even throw up at a distance
Am I wrong to believe in the city of God?
Original Lyrics:
They got no horns and they got no tails
They don't even know of our existence
Am I wrong to believe in a city of gold?
"Abacab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abacab
Is in anywhere.
Original Lyrics:
Abacab
Isn't anywhere.
One of several incorrect lines that has proliferated across the Internet.
"Abacab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Choo won it, Choo got it, now got it go,
Choo won it, Choo got it, now you know
Original Lyrics:
You want it, you got it, you gotta go,
You want it, you got it, now you know
"Abacab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think I am lame?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think I'm to blame?
"Abacab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think I'm too plain?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think I'm to blame?
"Abacab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think I'm too vain?
Tell me do you think I'm too vain?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think I'm to blame?
Tell me do you think I'm to blame?
"Abacab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you think that by now
Tell me, don't you think that by now.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you think they'll find out
Tell me, don't you think they'll find out.
"Abacab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horse you've taken someone else's girl
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you've taken someone else's girl
"Abacab"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Abacab
"Abacab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Positraction, someone else's girl
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you've taken someone else's girl.
"Abacab"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a hole in the subway
Original Lyrics:
There's a hole in there somewhere
"Abacab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well there's a hole in the sunwear
Original Lyrics:
Well there's a hole in there somewhere
"Anything She Does"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you think this thinking could be lust?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think this aching could be love?
"Anything She Does"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fiction, that's all you really are, I know.
Original Lyrics:
Big shot, that's all you really are, I know.
"Blood On The Rooftops"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the times
When Batman's belt is, ultra-size.
Original Lyrics:
Hypnotized, by Batman
Tarzan, still surprised.
"Can-Utility and the Coastliners"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing can my peas destroy
As long as none smile.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing can my peace destroy
As long as no one smiles.
"Can-Utility and the Coastliners"
Misheard Lyrics:
See a little man with his face turning red
Though the story, like I've told you, you can tell he is dead.
Original Lyrics:
See a little man with his face turning red
Though his story's often told you can tell he is dead.
"Can-Utility and the Coastliners"
Misheard Lyrics:
The scattered pages of a book by the sea
Held by the sandwich by the waves.
Original Lyrics:
The scattered pages of a book by the sea
Held by the sand washed by the waves.
"Can-Utility and the Coastliners"
Misheard Lyrics:
The waves surround the seeking throne
Singing crowd him, crowd him.
Original Lyrics:
The waves surround the sinking throne
Singing crown him, crown him.
"Carpet Crawlers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Carpet Crawlers, he dare call us.
Original Lyrics:
The Carpet Crawlers heed their callers.
"Carpet Crawlers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The crawlers cover the floor
And the red oak cut corridor.
Original Lyrics:
The crawlers cover the floor
And the red, ochre corridor
"Dancing With The Moonlit Knight"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Can you tell me where my country lies?'
Said the uniform to his true love's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
'Can you tell me where my country lies?'
Said the unifaun to his true love's eyes.
Peter Gabriel was notorious for making up his own words, hence 'Unifaun'.
"Dancing With The Moonlit Knight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'd just take England by the pound.
Original Lyrics:
Digesting England by the pound
"Dancing With The Moonlit Knight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you tell me where my Eekon Tree lies?
Said the unifaun to his true love's eys.
Original Lyrics:
'Can you tell me where my country lies?'
Said the unifaun to his true love's eyes.
"Dodo/Lurker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darth Vader, agitato
Asking questions
Says he wants to know why.
Original Lyrics:
Dog baiter, agitator
Asking questions
Says he wants to know why.
"Domino (The Last Domino)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stare 'round about me
Children are screaming and playing with bugs.
Original Lyrics:
I stare 'round about me
Children are swimming and playing with boats.
"Domino (The Last Domino)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stear around the balcony
Children are swimming and playing with books.
Original Lyrics:
I stare 'round about me
Children are swimming and playing with boats.
"Down And Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the phone!
Original Lyrics:
Get off the floor!
"Down And Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the floor.
"Down And Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke a cigar; take a wizz.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke a cigar; take the best.
"Down And Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoke a cigar; take a wizz.
Original Lyrics:
Smoke a cigar; take the best.
"Duchess"
Misheard Lyrics:
It wasn't so easy all the pills
And not feeling so strong.
Original Lyrics:
It wasn't so easy all uphill
And not feeling so strong.
"Duchess"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, but she really cared for butt-hole music.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, but she really cared about her music.
"Duchess"
Misheard Lyrics:
She battled through against the opposite of her.
Original Lyrics:
She battled through against the others in her world.
"Firth Of Fifth"
Misheard Lyrics:
And dinosaurs lead the sailors on.
Original Lyrics:
Undinal songs lead the sailors on.
Peter Gabriel was notorious for making up his own words, hence 'Undinal'.
"Firth of Fifth"
Misheard Lyrics:
UnDAILnal songs lead the sailors on.
Original Lyrics:
Undinal songs lead the sailors on.
"Firth of Fifth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Undinal songs
Urge the sailors on.
Original Lyrics:
And dinosaurs
Urge the sailors on.
"Follow You Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just one single tear
In each possible ear.
Original Lyrics:
Just one single tear
In each passing year
"Follow You, Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the days and nights there'll be no repeat.
Original Lyrics:
All the days and nights that we know will be.
"Follow You, Follow Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the days and nights, there'll be no repeat.
Original Lyrics:
All the days and nights that we know will be.
"For Absent Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
A weird au pair, still sitting there.
Original Lyrics:
A widowed pair, still sitting there.
"Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got purple stocked in every shade
Must be doing well with trade.
Original Lyrics:
Got people stocked in every shade
Must be doing well with trade.
"I Can't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot son
Original Lyrics:
Hot sun
"I Can't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dum-scope, I dum-scope.
Original Lyrics:
I can't dance, I can't sing.
"I Can't Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in trance, I have wings.
Original Lyrics:
I can't dance, I can't sing.
"I Know What I Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give them one big shot
Original Lyrics:
Keep them mowin' blades sharp
"I Missed Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
S***, I missed again
I think I missed again, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
Or did I miss again
I think I missed again, uh-huh.
"Illegal Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pink one, a red one, the girl lets you choose.
Original Lyrics:
A pink one, a red one, the colors you choose.
"Illegal Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not much fun, being on a neon hairy eye
Original Lyrics:
It's not much fun, being an illegal alien
"Illegal Alien"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girl lets you choose.
Original Lyrics:
The colors you choose
"In The Cage"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the glare of light
I see a strange kind of sight
The cage is turnin' faster
That bastard can't go very far
All kinds of dead things
Demented by their dreams
Cling together in memory of their wasted wings.
Original Lyrics:
In the glare of light
I see a strange kind of sight
Of cages joined to form a star
Each person can't go very far
All tied to their things
They're netted by their strings
Free to flutter in memory of their wasted wings.
"In Too Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fill your eyes with sugar
I don't know why.
Original Lyrics:
I feel your eyes go through me
I don't know why.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to have that visible top chef.
or
She's got that invisible touch, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grabs a hold of my Oreo heart.
Original Lyrics:
Grabs right hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She doing handstands with an invisible touch, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like losing
to hurry 'Circle K'
Original Lyrics:
She don't like losing
to her it's still a game.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She gets around on invisible crutches
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has a filthy ability
To take everything she sees
Original Lyrics:
She has a built-in ability
To take everything she sees
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has a hatchback, really thinks she's tough s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has the body of Billie Jean.
Original Lyrics:
Se has a built-in ability.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a half-a**, easy don't cut it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a half-ass, dizzy whop-top, shoot
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is an invisible duchess
Original Lyrics:
She has an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She lets her hair down, baby don't touch it
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She put her head down, is he gonna touch it?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She reaches in, and that's not holy of her.
Original Lyrics:
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She see the half pint empty on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She see's the hat and is it on the top shelf?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seem to have any Visigoths up there
She reaches in, she grabs 'er high holey, oh hot!!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
She reaches in, she grabs right hold of your heart
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seemed a half-wit, easy on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seemed to have invisibly touched s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems a halfwit, easy on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to be in physical top shape.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a dizzy devil ducky.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a fizzy bottle top, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical attraction.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical attraction.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical attraction.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She see the hat man. Is he gonna' touch her?
or
She seems to have a physical attraction
or
She seems to have a physical attraction
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical dog shit
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical dutchess
she feeds the gin and grabs my pony, uh-huh!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical dutchess
She reaches in, and grabs my pony, uh-huh.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a physical touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a radio talk show
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have a turtle in a half-shell.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeh!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invincible denture.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invincible tough shed.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible attache
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible attrac-tion.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible jock strap!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible talk show
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible time-share
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible toaster.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have something, Izzy don't touch it!
or
She seems to have a physical talkshow
or
She seems to have an invisible tonsure
or
She's a half-pint physical Top Shot
or
She sees the hat and physical attraction
or
She seems to have a physical texture
or
She has a hat and she keeps it on the top shelf
or
She seems to have a video talk show
or
She seems to have an invisible talk show
or
She seems to have an invisible todger
or
She seems to have an invisible todger
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Todger" is slang for a man's joy department
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tool shed.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible top shirt.
or
She seems to have invisible brushes.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible topshelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touchy
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tough s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisble touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tough s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible tough shed
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She see's a hairpin and is he gonna touch it
or
She seems to have an invisible watch
Regis Philbin, and that's not polio
or
She seems to have an invisible watch
Regis Philbin, and that's not polio
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch,
She reaches in, grabs right hold of your heart
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have fun dizzy devil duckin'.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have it easy, but tough shit
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have some invisible dog shit
or
She seems to have an invisible cow shit
or
She seems to have some busy bottle talk shit
or
She seems to have some busy bottle talk shit
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have an easier Times Square
or
She seems to have some busy bow tough s***
or
She seems to have some busy bow tough s***
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have that physical attraction.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have that invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to have the invisible tough sh*t
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She seems to hear an inner Billie talk show.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a fat man sitting on a couch, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a fat man sitting on a couch, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a fat man sitting on the couches.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a half man visiba dutch.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a hat and busy gonna touch it
She reaches in and your life starts honing apart.
or
She seems to have an invisible touch and
She reaches in and your life starts falling apart.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
It takes control and slowly tears you apart.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a hat and isn't gonna touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees a hat and isn't gonna touch it
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees his hand and doesn't want to touch it
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees his pants down, and then she will touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seem to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the half-life, busy body toucha'.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hand and i'snt gonna touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have and invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hand, and is he gonna touch her?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and gives it a touch a'.
Original Lyrics:
She's got that invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat and isn't gonna touch it
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat rack; is she going to touch it?
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the hat, yeah, sitting on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees the touch that you really can't touch it.
or
She sees the touch of invisable touch, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sees your hand and really don't touch it.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sings in half and busy bone touch,yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch,yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks you have an invisible torture.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks you have an invisible torture
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She took the hat and put it on the top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a man and a dizzy wanna touch s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a baby and she covers it in chocolate.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have that invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a fizzy bottle touch, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a hot gun, busy on a tough s***
She's got a hot gun busy on an acomenzar
or
She's got a hot gun, busy on a tough s***
She's got a top gun, busy that will blow you apart.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a real invisible touch, yeah
She'll reach in and grab a hold of your heart.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got something you just can't trust
Well, some eats your cereal.
Original Lyrics:
She's got something you just can't trust
It's something mysterious.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got something you just can't trust
Well, some eats your cereal
Original Lyrics:
She's got something you just can't trust
It's something mysterious
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got the hands of an invisible Duchess
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got to have it, easy don't talk s***!
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got to have some p**** f*** c*** s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in a hut, an invisible hut, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's in love with Izzy Bow Touch-S***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a guilty bully.
Original Lyrics:
She has a built-in ability.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a half-pint, gizzy-bone tough s***.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's out there building a tough shed.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's seems to have an invisible attachment.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's seems to have an invisible top shelf.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
"Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sshe seems to have an invisible top hat
She reaches in, and pulls my pony apart.
Original Lyrics:
She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
"Jesus He Knows Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm finally practicing what i'm preaching
I'm finally making no sacrifice
but I can get you a pocketful of ufo's
If you promse to (something), try to be nice
God will take good care of you
just do as I say, don't do as I do
Original Lyrics:
Won't find me practising what I'm preaching
won't find me making no sacrifice
but I can get you a pocketful of miracles
if you promise to be good, try to be nice
God will take good care of you
just do as I say, don't do as I do
"Jesus He Knows Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Jewish by the way.
Original Lyrics:
Just do it right away.
"Land Of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
I must have dreamed a thousand dreams
Been haunted by a million screams.
Original Lyrics:
I must have dreamed a thousand dreams
They call me by a million screams.
"Land Of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Lena confusion.
Original Lyrics:
It's a land of confusion.
"Land Of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the world we live in
And these are the Hanes we're given
Original Lyrics:
This is the world we live in
And these are the names we're given
"Land Of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing up on the future
Original Lyrics:
So we look for the future.
"Land Of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never learn stop trying
Original Lyrics:
Use them and lets start trying
"Land of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the shadow of your laughter as I held you tight.
Original Lyrics:
And the sound of your laughter as I held you tight.
"Land of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say the danger's gone our way.
Original Lyrics:
They say the danger's gone away.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the heat and the stink of the city
Original Lyrics:
In the heat and the steam of the city
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I'll make you pay, make you go away.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, make the pain, make it go away.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I'll make you pay
Make you go all the way.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh make the pain
Make it go away.
I thought this was about an Oedipal Complex, but it is just a guy who likes an older prostitute.
"Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'll make you pay
Make you go all the way.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, make the pain
Make it go away.
"Man Of Our Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna make it.
Sweet c******s!
Original Lyrics:
I'm one of many.
I speak for the rest.
"Misunderstanding"
Misheard Lyrics:
I checked your mama twice.
Original Lyrics:
I checked your number twice.
"Misunderstanding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still only eating
He was just heaving.
Original Lyrics:
Still don't believe it
He was just leaving.
"No Reply At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the eggs said see ya.
Original Lyrics:
With all the exits sealed.
"No Reply At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know my God with all the excess seal.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on my guard with all the exits sealed.
"No Reply At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know my God with all the excess see ya.
Original Lyrics:
I on my gaurd with all the exits sealed.
"No Reply At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's soda, pie, and all.
Original Lyrics:
There's no reply at all.
"No Reply At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too sorry to stay, the bus stops here
I'm not the one you're looking for
Original Lyrics:
Too stubborn to say, 'The buck stop here
It's not the one you're looking for.'
"No Reply At All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too stop and to stay, 'The bus stops here
I'm not the one you're looking for!'
Original Lyrics:
Too stubborn to say, 'The buck stop here
It's not the one you're looking for.'
"No Son Of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anamahounz are all the same.
Original Lyrics:
And now my wounds are not the same.
"No Son Of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my woolens are not the same.
Original Lyrics:
And now my wounds are not the same.
"No Son Of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Genosa, genosa of mine.
Original Lyrics:
You're no son, you're no son of mine.
"No Son Of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're lonesome, you're lonesome tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You're no son, you're no son of mine.
"No Son Of Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're no son tied up
Tied up, tied up, tied up, tied up
You're no son, you're no son of mine.
or
You're no son tired
Tired, tired, tired, tired
You're no son, you're no son of mine.
Original Lyrics:
You're no son, ah yeah
Ah yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah
You're no son, you're no son of mine.
"One Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
One day, I'll find myself a rabbit in my love for you.
Original Lyrics:
One day, I'll find myself and wrap it in my love for you.
"One For The Vine"
Misheard Lyrics:
A misplaced football made him slip
From the path prepared for him.
Original Lyrics:
A misplaced footfall made him slip
From the path prepared for him.
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paid for late, paid for late.
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, paperlate.
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papal aide
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper Lake
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper Plate, Paper Plate
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, Paperlate
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper lace, paper lace
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, paperlate
"Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paper lady, paper lady
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, paperlate
"Paperlate"