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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for John Farnham that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 12 misheard song lyrics for John Farnham on amIright currently.

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"A Simple Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once there was heaven in my eyes
Whatever happened to those thighs?
Original Lyrics:
Once there was heaven in my eyes
Whatever happened to those skies?
"One"
Misheard Lyrics:
One is the loneliest number, even worse than two
Original Lyrics:
One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two
The DEFINITIVE version of Nilsson's song. I like the subtle amplification in my lyrics of the problems in a two-person relationship!
"That's Freedom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scratch Frida.
Original Lyrics:
That's freedom.
"The Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your the bus, push it up the staircase.
Original Lyrics:
You're the voice, try and understand.
"Two Strong Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna feel my love inside you
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna feel my love inside you
Either way, the lyrics are tacky and only got through the censors because of Marvin Gaye years before. Ewwwwwww. I hate post-1985 "Johnny" Farnham.
"Two Strong Hearts" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're on a 2-stroke horse
Revving it flat out like a rotor, can't you see?
Original Lyrics:
We got two strong hearts
Reaching out forever like a river to the sea.
"You're The Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
We old boys, ran up the staircase
We're the boys who made it clear.
Original Lyrics:
You're the voice, try and understand it
Make a noise and make it clear.
"You're the Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
We gotta make ends meet, before we get my shoulder
Original Lyrics:
We gotta make ends meet, before we get much older
"You're the Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all Samuel's daughter
We're all Samuel's son
Original Lyrics:
We're all someone's daughter
We're all someone's son
"You're the Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not gonna sit in silence
We're not gonna live with fiends
Original Lyrics:
We're not gonna sit in silence
We're not gonna live with fear
"You're the Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the boys, try and understand it
Make a noise and make it clear.
Original Lyrics:
You're the voice, try and understand it
Make a noise and make it clear.
"You're the Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the voice, try and understand.
Make it work and make it clear.
Remember sit in sailor.
Remember liquid feel.
Original Lyrics:
You're the voice, try and understand it.
Make a noise and make it clear.
We're not gonna sit in silence.
We're not gonna live with fear.

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