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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> E -> Brian Eno

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Brian Eno that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 9 misheard song lyrics for Brian Eno on amIright currently.

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"Baby's On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to have fun
Very clever with my w***ers.
Original Lyrics:
Juanita and Juan
Very clever with maracas.
"Baby's On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to have one, very clever with my records.
Making their fortunes, selling secondhand surfactants.
Original Lyrics:
Juanita and Juan, very clever with maracas.
Making their fortunes, selling secondhand tobaccos.
"Baby's On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you'll be my flotsom, I could be half the man used to.
Original Lyrics:
If you'll be my foxhound, I could be half the man I used to.
"Blank Frank"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blank Frank is the messenger of your doom and your destruction
His particular skill is leaving barf in peoples' driveways.
Original Lyrics:
Blank Frank is the messenger of your doom and your destruction
His particular skill is leaving bombs in peoples' driveways.
Glad Blank Frank isn't my neighbor, but if he were, I guess I'd prefer barf to bombs.
"Burning Airlines Give You So Much More"
Misheard Lyrics:
And please convey my fond regards
To each housegirl you land.
Original Lyrics:
And please convey my fond regards
To Chih-Hao's girl, Yu-Lan.
"Everything Merges With The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stand on the biatch.
Original Lyrics:
I stand on the beach.
"Miss Shapiro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut Up, Stewart!
Original Lyrics:
Shop steward
"Needle In A Camel's Eye"
Misheard Lyrics:
More misery and stick more needles in a camel's eye.
Original Lyrics:
All mysteries are just more needles in the camel's eye.
From the 'Velvet Goldmine' soundtrack.
"No One Receiving"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the eastern ways, in the eastern days.
Original Lyrics:
In these metal ways, in these metal days.

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