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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Dido that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 177 misheard song lyrics for Dido on amIright currently.

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"All You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you want is right here in men's room
All you need is sitting like you pee.
Original Lyrics:
All you want is right here in this room
All you need is sitting here with you.
"Don't Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sigh
Original Lyrics:
Don't slide
"Don't Think Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear she comes delightfully.
Original Lyrics:
I hear she cooks delightfully.
"Don't Think Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear she curse delightfully
Original Lyrics:
I hear she cooks delightfully
"Don't Think Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear your hair is smellin' clean.
Original Lyrics:
I hear your house is smart and clean.
"Don't Think Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear your house is smiling clean.
Original Lyrics:
I hear your house is small and clean.
"Don't Think Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here. She comes delightfully.
Original Lyrics:
I hear she cooks delightfully.
"Don't Think Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she laughs in your warm arms
Original Lyrics:
When she lies in your warm arms
"Don't Think of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear she comes delightfully
Original Lyrics:
I hear she cooks delightfully
"Here With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't leave this way
In risk of getting all the brass rings.
Original Lyrics:
I can't leave this bed
Risk forgetting all that's been.
"Here With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't leave this place
Yesterday and all last week.
Original Lyrics:
I can't leave this place
Risk forgetting all that's been.
"Here With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't live this bed,
risk it getting off last week
Original Lyrics:
I can't leave this bed,
risk forgetting all that's been
"Here With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to call my friends
They might rape me from this dream
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to call my friends
They might wake me from this dream
"Here With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's how getting off has been.
Original Lyrics:
Risk forgetting all that's been.
"Here With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The risk of getting off last week
Original Lyrics:
Risk forgetting all that's been
"Here With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This for getting off grasping
Original Lyrics:
Risk forgetting all that's been
"Here With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until you're arrested here with me
Original Lyrics:
Until you're resting here with me
"Here With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until you're wrestling here with me
Original Lyrics:
Until you're resting here with me
"Here With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until your ass is here with me
Original Lyrics:
Until you're resting here with me
"Here With Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until your rat stays here with me
or
Until your ass stays here with me
or
Until your ass stays here with me
Original Lyrics:
Until your resting here with me
"Hunter"
Misheard Lyrics:
For this creepy thing you are
Original Lyrics:
For this queen you think you own
"Hunter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be a hamster again.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be a hunter again.
"Hunter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to lick a hamster again...
Original Lyrics:
I want to be a hunter again.
"Hunter"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you were a king, I'd burn your throne.
Original Lyrics:
If you were a king, up there on your throne...
"Hunter"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you were a king, I'd burn your throne.
Original Lyrics:
If you were a king, up there on your throne.
"Hunter"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you were a king, a bearer on your throne.
Original Lyrics:
If you were a king, up there on your throne.
"Hunter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wants to lick a hamster again.
Original Lyrics:
Wants to be a hunter again.
"Hunter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wants to lick a hamster again
Original Lyrics:
Wants to be a hunter again
"Isobel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Isabel, I hope you're dead.
Original Lyrics:
Dear Isobel, I hope you're well.
"Life For Rent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my life is a shame and I won't let it out
Oh why am I, so break the day, and I won't even try.
Original Lyrics:
While my heart is a shield and I won't let it down
While I am so afraid to fail so I won't even try.
"Life For Rent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got no idea what's happened to that tree
'Cos there's really nothing left here to stop me .
Original Lyrics:
I have no idea what's happened to that dream
'Cos there's really nothing left here to stop me.
"Life For Rent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If my life is for it
Original Lyrics:
If my life is for rent
"Mary's In India" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's a ninja now.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's in India now.
"Mary's In India" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary's a ninja now.
Original Lyrics:
Mary's in India now.
"My Life For Rent"
Misheard Lyrics:
If my life is forrint
Original Lyrics:
If my life is for rent
"My Lover's Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tuna on his lips has passed
Original Lyrics:
The tune upon his lips has passed
"See The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I promised New York City the sun again.
Original Lyrics:
But I promised you you'll see the sun again.
"See The Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can wear anything as long as it's not plaid.
Original Lyrics:
You can wear anything as long as it's not black.
"See the Sun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you probably don't want to hear the mercenary tank
Original Lyrics:
And you probably don't want to hear tomorrow's another day
"Stoned" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you find one day, find some freedom merrily.
Original Lyrics:
And if you find one day, find some freedom and release.
"Stoned" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And think, 'What's the point when I'm having to hold this fine time?'.
Original Lyrics:
And think, 'What's the point when I'm having to hold this fire down?'
"Stoned" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bored of hanging out in York Hall
Original Lyrics:
I'm bored of hanging out in your cold
"Stoned" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We make love seems a little dazzler.
Original Lyrics:
And we make love it seems a little desolate.
"Take My Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've done Ecstacy.
Original Lyrics:
Lie down next to me.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to thank you
For the Mustang of my life
Original Lyrics:
And I want to thank you
For the best day of my life
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to thank you
for giving me the mistake of my life
Original Lyrics:
And I want to thank you
for giving me the best day of my life
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And even if I could it'd all be great,
put your picture on my wall
Original Lyrics:
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
But he's all cold, I wonder why
Now I'm all alone.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I wonder why
I got out of bed at all.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Forgot to masturbate.
Original Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got bills to pay.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got pills today.
Original Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got bills to pay.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got sloshed today
Original Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got bills to pay
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Gotta pace today
My hatred feels in vein.
Original Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got bills to pay
My head just feels in pain.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your picture on my wall
Original Lyrics:
But your picture on my wall
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am, if I could at all regret
Bunch of pictures on my wall.
Original Lyrics:
And even if I could, it'd all be grey
But your picture on my wall.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drank too much last night,
God fails to pay
Original Lyrics:
I drank too much last night
Got bills to pay
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drank too much last night,
Got constipate
Original Lyrics:
I drank too much last night,
Got bills to pay
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I push the door I'm holding on
And I'm soaking through and through
Then you handed me a tampon.
Original Lyrics:
I push the door I'm home at last
And I'm soaking through and through
Then you handed me a towel, and...
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see Stone Cold and wonderin' why that I can't get it all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold and I wonder why I got out of bed at all.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to spank you spank you
Original Lyrics:
I want to Thank you Thank you
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to thank you
For getting me busted for all my life
Original Lyrics:
I want to thank you
For giving me the best day of my life
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to thank you,
for living in the backstage of my life
Original Lyrics:
I want to thank you,
for giving me the best day of my life
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm warning rain clouds off my window
Original Lyrics:
Morning rain clouds up my window
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I, want to thank you
For giving me the last day of my life.
Original Lyrics:
I, want to thank you
For giving me the best day of my life.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Missed the bus
And they'll be hell to pay.
Original Lyrics:
Missed the bus
And there'll be hell today.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Morning rain f***s up my window
And I can't see it all.
Original Lyrics:
Morning rain fogs up my window
And I can't see at all.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ear's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed today
I see Lorraine, she sucks my window I don't know why at all
And even if she could be all grey
With your picture on the wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pee's gone cold,
and I am high
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wonderin' why
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I wonder why,
but I don't fret at all
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I wonder why
I got out of bed at all
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
And I don't care at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I won't drink wine
Got out of bed alone.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed alone
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tear's won't fall, I wonder why
I got out of bed alone.
The corn-filled brain-drops touch my windows.
I tansee you.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I Got out of bed at all.
The morning rain drops touch my window.
I can see you.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears don't crawl
I drank too much last night
Got pills to take
My head just feels insane
I miss the boss.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I drank too much last night
Got bills to pay
My head just feels in pain
I've missed the bus.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears don't go, I'm wonderin' why
God oughta bid it all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea is stone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears stone cold
Original Lyrics:
My teas gone cold
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tears' stone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed alone
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tease stone cold
or
My tea's stone cold.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't call I'm wondering why I got out of Benidorm
Horny raindrops on my window, and I can't see them all
Even if I could they would all be grey; got your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad it's not so bad.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't call me on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't call up wondering why I'm not better off.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't call
I'm wondering why, 'cause I'm not dead at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why, I got out of bed at all.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go on wonderin' why
Celebrate it all the moring rain clouds of my window
and I can't see it all
and even if I couldn't all be glad
put your picture on my wall
and it remind's me that its not so bad its not so bad
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at,
all the morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall it reminds me
that it's not so bad it's not so bad
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't go, I wonder why
Get out of Planet Earth.
Original Lyrics:
Tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please dont call a hundred times without a care at all
wanna make love to my window
Original Lyrics:
My teas gone cold I wonder why I got out of bed at all
morning rain clouds up my window
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your pitcher on my wall
Original Lyrics:
Put your picture on my wall
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ran to the march last night
Got bids to pay
My head just feels, 'Invade!'
Original Lyrics:
Drank too much last night
Got bills to pay
My head just feels in vain.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tear are cold, I wonder why
But I'm not mad at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears don't come, I wonder why
But I don't mind at all.
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears don't fall, I wonder why,
but I'll do better, forming rain clouds out my window,
which can't see the light,
and if I couldn't live without you,
with your picture on my wall,
it reminds me that its not so bad,
its not so bad
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold,
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at,
all the morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall it reminds me
that it's not so bad it's not so bad
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears don't flow, I'm wondering why
That I'm on Planet Earth.
Original Lyrics:
Tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed alone
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed alone
Original Lyrics:
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Viva if I could live all be great
Original Lyrics:
Even if I could, it will all be great
"This Land Is Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A spandex bra
Original Lyrics:
This land is mine.
"This Land Is Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am still the queen of buttermilk.
Original Lyrics:
I am still the queen of my domain.
"This Land Is Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slender smile, but I'll let you in
I'll let you never get under mine.
Original Lyrics:
This land is mine, but I'll let you rule
I'll let you navigate and demand.
"This Land Is Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The slander's mine
Original Lyrics:
This land is mine.
"This Land Is Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The slander's mine
Original Lyrics:
This land is mine.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I will poke my eyes out and surrender
Original Lyrics:
And I will put my hands up and surrender
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I will poke my eyes out and surrender
Original Lyrics:
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't poop my pants up, and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't poop myself and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you live by the roof, then it's over.
Original Lyrics:
And if you live by the rules of 'it's-over'.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when we meet, jump shore we will.
Original Lyrics:
And when we meet, which I'm sure we will.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when we meet, jump shore with me.
Original Lyrics:
And when we meet, which I'm sure we will.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when we meet
Jump shore, we will.
Original Lyrics:
And when we meet
Which I'm sure we will
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I farted and said
Original Lyrics:
But if I didn't say
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I farted...
Original Lyrics:
But if I didn't...
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have come down with the s***s.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with the ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down on his shit
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down on this pimp.
I will give my ass up and surrender,
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with the ship.
I will put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down on this sheep.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with fishes.
I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with fishes.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with fishes
So I can put bars up and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my arms up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with fishing.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with his s***
And I will put my legs up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my whore.
Original Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with this s***.
or
I will go down with this sham.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with the ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with this s***.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with this s***
I won't poop my pants and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with this s***
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with this sh*t.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with the ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with this shame.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship
I won't poke my eyes out and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my arms up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship
I won't furl my ensign and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my arms up and surrender.
An ensign is a ship's battle flag.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with this shit.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will go down with vengeance.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will not go down with this s#%*
Original Lyrics:
I wont go down with this ship
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will not roll in this s***
or
I will not gouge my eyes out with icepicks.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will poke my eyes out and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will poke my eyes out and then surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will pull my blinds up and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will put my eyes up and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be down with this s***.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be down with this s***
And I won't put my a** up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my toe.
Original Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't burp my answer and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't go down with big ship
I won't close my eyes and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my arms up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't go down with dishes.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't go down with this s***.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't go down with this s***
And I won't poke my eyes out and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't go down with this s***
I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
There will be no white fags above my door
I'm alone and always will be.
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship
I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't go down with this ship,
I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my doom
Original Lyrics:
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't poke my eyes out and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't poke my eyes out and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't poke my eyes out.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't poke my eyes up and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't poop pants out and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't put my a** up and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't put my eyes out and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and September
There will be no kite flag above my door.
Original Lyrics:
I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with Marcus Welby.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love and always will be.
Marcus Welby was a TV doctor played by Robert Young in the 70s.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love, I might as well be.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love, and always will be.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love, and always swill beer.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love, and always will be.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love, and always swill beer.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love, and always will be.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our love was past, it'll be there to steal.
Original Lyrics:
All that was there, will be there still.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be a white f** above my floor.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no black flag above my door.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag upon my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no mud flap above my door.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no red rag upon my door.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag upon my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no white dragons on my door.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag upon my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no white f** above my door.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no white f***gt at my door.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no white f*g upon my door.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above Bob Dole.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my dome.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag upon my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my dorm.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my toe.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my tongue.
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my door.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There will be no white flat upon my door
Original Lyrics:
There will be no white flag above my door
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I will go down with fishes
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I will go down with his s***
And I will put blinds up and surrender
There will be no wire flag above my boar
Arm in love, and always well-being.
Original Lyrics:
Well I won't go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this s***.
Original Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this ship.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this s***
And I won't burp my answer and surrender
There will be no wife like above my door
I'm in love and always will be.
Original Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't poke my eyes out and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my lines out and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this ship
I won't poke my eyes out and surrender.
Original Lyrics:
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
"White Flag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I will go down with the ship.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I will go down with this ship.

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