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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Commercial that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"123 Lump Sum"
Misheard Lyrics:
123 Russia
Original Lyrics:
123 Lump Sum
"7 Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
We think you'll drink
Original Lyrics:
Rethink your drink
These lyrics are spoken by the late Geoffrey Holder. He died from complications from pneumonia on October 5th, 2014, at 84 years of age.
"7-Eleven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh think heaven for 7-Eleven
Original Lyrics:
Oh thank heaven for 7-Eleven
"7UP"
Misheard Lyrics:
America's dirty 7UP.
Original Lyrics:
America's turning 7UP.
I have no idea what "turn" means in this sense.
"A&P"
Misheard Lyrics:
The greystone just next door
Original Lyrics:
The great store just next door
"ABC Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
ABC Kids, are you ready to play?
Original Lyrics:
ABC Kids and we're ready to play
"ABC News"
Misheard Lyrics:
More Americans get their news from ABC News
Than from any other sauce
Original Lyrics:
More Americans get their news from ABC News
Than from any other source
"ABC Saturday Morning Bumpers"
Misheard Lyrics:
After this energy...we'll be right back
Original Lyrics:
After these messages...we'll be right back
"AEtna"
Misheard Lyrics:
AEtna, I'm glad I'm AEtna.
Original Lyrics:
AEtna, I'm glad I met ya.
"AMC Concession Stand Jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have popcorn!
You'll feel better!
Original Lyrics:
And popcorn
With real butter!
"ARS Services"
Misheard Lyrics:
For wash 'n' wear.
Original Lyrics:
More Western wear.
Ad featured a singing cowboy and some chicks.
"Acme Boots"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't say Acme
Original Lyrics:
Your boots say Acme
"Action Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaction never stops
Original Lyrics:
The action never stops
"Alka Seltzer Plus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took care of my when I have a cold, Alka Seltzer did
Original Lyrics:
Took care of my Winter Harbor cold, Alka Seltzer Plus did
"Alka Seltzer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plop-plop, p*ss-p*ss
Oh, what a relief it is.
Original Lyrics:
Plop-plop, fizz-fizz
Oh, what a relief it is.
"Alka-Seltzer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clap-clap, piss-piss
Original Lyrics:
Plop-plop, fizz-fizz
"Alka-Seltzer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flop-flop, kiss-kiss
Original Lyrics:
Plop-plop, fizz-fizz
"Alka-Seltzer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of kids, kids
Original Lyrics:
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
"Almond Joy/Mounds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almond Joy's got real milk chocolate
Coconut and crunchy nuts too
Mounds got deep dark chocolate
And Jewish coconut, moo
Original Lyrics:
Almond Joy's got rich milk chocolate
Coconut and munchy nuts too
Mounds got deep dark chocolate
And chewy coconut, ooh
"Almond Joy/Mounds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes you feel like a mutt
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes you feel like a nut
"Almond Joy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almond Joy's got crunchy almonds
And Judy coconut too.
Original Lyrics:
Almond Joy's got crunchy almonds
And chewy coconut too.
"America Online"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got mayo
Original Lyrics:
You've got mail
"America's Watching ABC"
Misheard Lyrics:
America's watch is ABC
Original Lyrics:
America's watching ABC
"American Airlines"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're American Airlines
Something spacious in the air
Original Lyrics:
We're American Airlines
Something special in the air
"Amtrak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baltimore
Baltimore
Baltimore Amtrak
Original Lyrics:
All aboard
All aboard
All aboard Amtrak
"Amtrak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive oil
Olive oil
All of us, Amtrak
Original Lyrics:
All aboard
All aboard
All aboard Amtrak
"Andersen Windows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come home to policy
Original Lyrics:
Come home to quality
"Andersen Windows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come home to poverty
Come home to Andersen
Original Lyrics:
Come home to quality
Come home to Andersen
"Anoro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once-a-day Anoro
Original Lyrics:
Once daily Anoro
"Ansett Air Lines (Australia)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Golden goose and stowaway
When you fly Ansett-ANA.
Original Lyrics:
You're in good hands all the way
When you fly Ansett-ANA.
"Applebee's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making good in the name of good
Original Lyrics:
Eatin' good in the neighborhood
"Applebee's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and you in the neighborhood
Original Lyrics:
Eatin' good in the neighborhood
"Applebees Skillet Selections"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I like stinky chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Ohh, I like steak 'n' chicken.
"Arby’s (We Have the Meats)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arby’s: We have the beef
Original Lyrics:
Arby’s: We have the meats
Spoken by Ving Rhames
"Army Reserve"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Army freezer
Original Lyrics:
In the Army Reserve
"Army Reserve"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the almond preserves
Original Lyrics:
In the Army Reserve
"Arnott's Scotch Finger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break your finger
Original Lyrics:
Break a finger
Australian commercial jingle, circa 1976
"Arnott's Scotch Finger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break your finger
Original Lyrics:
Break a finger
"Astroland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asshole, asshole, asshole land at Coney Island
Original Lyrics:
Astro-Astro-Astroland at Coney Island
"Aunt Jemima Whole Wheat Pancakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
For wheat that's fresh and nutty
Light and clutty.
Original Lyrics:
Whole wheat that's fresh and nutty
Light and fluffy.
"Aunt Jemima"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing beats the taste of her v**ina
In the morning.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing beats the taste of Aunt Jemima
In the morning.
"Avocados from Mexico"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cod those from Mexico
Original Lyrics:
Avocados from Mexico
"Avocados from Mexico"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a f***ing Mexicooo
Original Lyrics:
Avocados from Mexico
"Avocados from Mexico"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been coming to Mexico
Original Lyrics:
Avocados from Mexico
"Avocados from Mexico"
Misheard Lyrics:
gobble gobble from Mexico
Original Lyrics:
Avocados from Mexico
"Baby All Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby other
Original Lyrics:
My baby All Gone
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bain De Soleil
For the Tampa Bay tan
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the Central Bay tan.
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the Satchel Paige tan.
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
Satchel Paige-one of the best pitchers in the history of baseball and also a very dark-complected black man.
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bain de Solieil
For the central faces
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bain du soleil for the central basement.
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bake the soil Four to the trillionth
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
"Bain De Soleil Suntan Lotion (jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ban de Soleil - For the Central Faces.
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan.
"Bain de Soleil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Band of Solay
For the Zen Dro Bay tan
Original Lyrics:
Bain de Soleil
For the San Tropez tan
"Band-Aid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am stuck on bandit bread
'Cause bandit's stuck on me
Original Lyrics:
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand
'Cause Band-Aid's stuck on me
"Band-Aid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stuck on benis branch
Benis sticky bee
Original Lyrics:
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand
'Cause Band-Aid's stuck on me
"Band-Aid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stuck on my pancake hands cuz my pan pans stuck on pee
Original Lyrics:
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand
'Cause Band-Aid's stuck on me
"Band-Aid"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stuck on poopie doops
Original Lyrics:
I am stuck on Band-Aid brand
'Cause Band-Aid's stuck on me
"Barbie"
Misheard Lyrics:
We girls can do anything like Barbie
Original Lyrics:
We girls can do anything, right, Barbie?
"Barnes & Noble Nook Color"
Misheard Lyrics:
By hook or by croak
Original Lyrics:
By hook or by crook
"Bayer Select"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the hell does it hurt with Bayer Select
Original Lyrics:
It's the help where it hurts with Bayer Select
"Be Cool About Fire Safety"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be cool about Phire Dawson
Original Lyrics:
Be cool about fire safety
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be repaired
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to hold the door?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the leap?
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to get involved?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the lead?
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready to get the Mole?
Original Lyrics:
Are you ready to get involved?
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to get more?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the lead?
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to get involved?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the lead?
Definitely not "are you ready to hold the door"
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to get the ball?
Be prepared, are you ready to make believe?
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to get involved?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the lead?
"Be Prepared (Boy Scouts' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to hold the door?
Be prepared, are you ready to take a leap?
Original Lyrics:
Be prepared, are you ready to get involved?
Be prepared, are you ready to take the lead?
"Beatrice Foods"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weird Beatrice
Original Lyrics:
We're Beatrice
"BelVita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Velveeta
Morning wimp
Original Lyrics:
BelVita
Morning win
"Bic Parfume"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every sin you pocket
Original Lyrics:
Put Paris in your pocket
"Bic Perfume"
Misheard Lyrics:
Air is in your pocket
Original Lyrics:
Put Paris in your pocket
"Bic Perfume"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Ben is in your pocket
Original Lyrics:
Put Paris in your pocket
"Bic Perfume"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everythin' you pocket.
or
Every sin you pocket
Original Lyrics:
Put Paris in your pocket.
"Bic Perfume"
Misheard Lyrics:
It fits in your pocket.
Original Lyrics:
Put Paris in your pocket.
"Bic Perfume"
Misheard Lyrics:
L.A. is in your pocket
Original Lyrics:
Put Paris in your pocket
"Big Losantville Carpet Outlet"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Don Baird with the Big Ol' Sandal Carpet Outlet.
Original Lyrics:
This is Don Barrett with the Big Losantville Carpet Outlet.
"Big Lots Christmas commercial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got these awesome gifts for my kids' creatures, and my mailman and my neighbors
Original Lyrics:
Got these awesome gifts for my kids' teachers, and my mailman and my neighbors
"Big Red gum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your fresh breath goes on and on
While you're chewin'.
Original Lyrics:
Your fresh breath goes on and on
While you chew it.
"Big Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Big Red your brand
Original Lyrics:
Make Big Red your brand
"Big Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you’ll die a little longer
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye a little longer
"Big Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunkist a little longer
Original Lyrics:
So kiss a little longer
"Big Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Great Depression lasts right through it
Original Lyrics:
That Big Red freshness lasts right through it
"Blimpie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Simply Blimpie for French fried subs
Original Lyrics:
Simply Blimpie for fresh-sliced subs
"Blue-Emu"
Misheard Lyrics:
It works fast and you won't sting
Original Lyrics:
It works fast and you won't stink
"Bojangles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta woman, need to get a half a Bojangles.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta, wanna, need a, get a, have a Bojangles.
"Bojangles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of Bojangles
Original Lyrics:
Have a Bojangles
"Bounty Paper Towels"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wicked kitten picker-upper
Original Lyrics:
The quilted quicker picker-upper
"Breyers Ice Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sodium prostate
Original Lyrics:
Sodium phosphate
"Bromley Mountain Resort"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come back to broccoli.
Original Lyrics:
Come back to Bromley.
"Bubble Yum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yell it out with Bubble Yum
Original Lyrics:
Yum it up with Bubble Yum
"Budweiser (This Bud's for You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
For all you chew, this bug's for you
Original Lyrics:
For all you do, this Bud's for you
"Budweiser (When You Say Bud)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What you say, bud?
Original Lyrics:
When you say Bud
"BulbHead"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-b-b-b-bonehead
Original Lyrics:
B-b-b-b-BulbHead
"Burger King (America's Burger King jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two-hundred million people know two are quite the same
Original Lyrics:
Two-hundred million people, no two are quite the same
"Burger King (I’m Not Herb)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m not her
Original Lyrics:
I’m not Herb
"Burger King Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tibbycus bacon chedda ranch
Original Lyrics:
Tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch
"Burger King Texas Double Whopper"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm way too hungry
To settle for s*** food
Original Lyrics:
'cause I'm way too hungry
To settle for chick food
"Burger King Whopper Whopper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers I won't mistake
Original Lyrics:
Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
"Burger King's Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Folks don't f*** you 'cause you got the juice.
Original Lyrics:
Folks don't front you 'cause you got the juice.
"Burger King's Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the Tippicrest Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
Original Lyrics:
It's the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch.
As sung by Darius Rucker, lead singer for Hootie and The Blowfish. He's the one in the purple rhinestoned cowboy outfit.
"Burger King: Aren't You Hungry?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Orange-red Humvee for Burger King now
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you hungry for Burger King now?
"Burger King: Have it Your Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold the pickers, hold the letters
Special odors, donut setters
All we have infatuation service your way
Have a journey
Original Lyrics:
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce
Special orders, don't upset us
All we ask is that you let us serve it your way
Have it your way
"Burger King"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's got the best darn burger
In the whole wide world?
Burger King and die.
Original Lyrics:
Who's got the best darn burger
In the whole wide world?
Burger King and I.
"Burlington Coat Factory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burlington Coat Factory
We're on the West Coast
Original Lyrics:
Burlington Coat Factory
We're more than great coats
"Busch Beer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here for the mountainous bush
Original Lyrics:
Head for the mountains of Busch
"Bush's Baked Beans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll that beautiful bee footage
Original Lyrics:
Roll that beautiful bean footage
"Bush's Baked Beans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roll that pitiful bean footage
Original Lyrics:
Roll that beautiful bean footage
"CBN Cable Network"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing with us on CBN
Original Lyrics:
Stay with us, we're CBN
"CBS - Looking Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're looking gold
Original Lyrics:
We're looking good
"CBS - Turn Us On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turtle socks, we'll turn moolah
Original Lyrics:
Turn us on, we'll turn you on
"CBS - We've Got the Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and touch
Original Lyrics:
We've got the touch
As in Bell System/AT&T's slogan "Reach out and touch someone".
"CVS Health"
Misheard Lyrics:
Healthier habits together
Original Lyrics:
Healthier happens together
"Cabbage Patch Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling in the barroom
Original Lyrics:
Rolling in the garden
"Cadbury Creme Eggs"
Misheard Lyrics:
While others may keep crying...
Original Lyrics:
While others may keep trying...
"Caesars Sportsbook"
Misheard Lyrics:
No Muppets! No Muppets!
Original Lyrics:
No more bets! No more bets!
"Cambridge Pavingstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cambridge Pavingstones with Arm & Hammer
The looks that look like new
Original Lyrics:
Cambridge Pavingstones with ArmorTec
They'll always look like new
"Campbell's Soup (Campbell's In The Cupboard)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it comes to savings, it's the Campbell's you can tank
Campbell's in the cover is like money in the bank.
Original Lyrics:
When it comes to savings, it's the Campbell's you can thank
'Cause Campbell's in the cupboard is like money in the bank.
If you didn't notice before, cupboard is pronounced 'cub-berd'.
"Campbell's Soup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Campbell's soup is good for you
(And keeps getting bigger)
Original Lyrics:
Campbell's soup is good food
(And keeps getting better)
"Campbell's Tomato Soup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Campbell's submits
A possibilities.
Original Lyrics:
Campbell's Tomato Soup
Possibilities.
"Campbell's Tomato Soup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Campbell's tomato soup
Awesome guillotines.
Original Lyrics:
Campbell's tomato soup
Possibilities
"Campbell's Tomato Soup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Campells Tomato Boob
Slap my belly, please.
Original Lyrics:
Campbell's Tomato Soup
Possibilities.
"Carvana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax in your puppy pants
Original Lyrics:
Relax in your comfy pants
"Cellino & Barnes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cellino & Barnes, go into the attorneys
Original Lyrics:
Cellino & Barnes, the injury attourneys
"Cellino & Barnes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cellino n Baanes Eendzhututry EHTOORNEYS ass hhhhhhh AAA aaaa
Original Lyrics:
Cellino & Barnes, the injury attourneys 800-888-8888!
CF6
"Charmin"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause my honey's clean
Original Lyrics:
'Cause my hiney's clean
"Checkers/Rally's"
Misheard Lyrics:
You won't go fart unless you eat
Original Lyrics:
You won't go far unless you eat
"Cheerios"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheerios
Cowabunga feelin'
Original Lyrics:
Cheerios
Powerful-good feelin'
From a 1977 TV ad.
"Cheerios"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just Cheerios
Original Lyrics:
Just Cheeri-yodel
"Cheerios"
Misheard Lyrics:
The unsingable taste of Cheerios
Original Lyrics:
The unsinkable taste of Cheerios
"Cheese Promo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeez, glorious, Jeez
Original Lyrics:
Cheese, glorious cheese
[Ed.'s note: A parody of the song "Food, Glorious Food" from the musical "Oliver".]
"Cherry 7 Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it cool to think?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it cool in pink?
"Chevrolet (The Heartbeat of America)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hottie of America
Original Lyrics:
The heartbeat of America
"Chewels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jewels taste better
Original Lyrics:
Chewels tastes better
"Chex Party Mix (Peanuts)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The holiday smack that everybody loves to Cher
Original Lyrics:
The holiday snack that everybody loves to share
"Chi-Chi's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme a chili!
Original Lyrics:
Gimme a chimi!
"Chia Pet"
Misheard Lyrics:
K-K-K-Kia
Original Lyrics:
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia
"Chicken Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like Chicken Delight
Original Lyrics:
I feel like Chicken Tonight
"Chicken of the Sea"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask any Mormon you happen to see
Original Lyrics:
Ask any mermaid you happen to see
"Chiffon Margarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you think it's Bundt cake, but it's not
It's DuPont
Original Lyrics:
If you think it's butter, but it's not
It's Chiffon
"Chiffon Margarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you think it's butt hair
But it's not
It's s***ffon.
Original Lyrics:
If you think it's butter
But it's not
It's Chiffon.
"Chiffon Margarine"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you think it's butter, but it's snot.
Original Lyrics:
If you think it's butter, but it's not.
"Child World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Char-broiled, char-broiled
A simple toy store and a whole lot more
Original Lyrics:
Child World, Child World
A super toy store and a whole lot more
"Child World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's ladies' night
Original Lyrics:
It's where it's at
"Chili's"
Misheard Lyrics:
No place else is Cherry's
Original Lyrics:
No place else is Chili's
"Chime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baking with chive is very easy
Original Lyrics:
Banking with Chime is very easy
"Chips Ahoy (Chocolate Mountain)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you like a tasty Chocolate Mountain Boy
Munchy, crunchy chip full of Chips Ahoy
Original Lyrics:
And if you like a taste of Chocolate Mountain, boy
Munch-a, crunch-a chocolate chip-filled Chips Ahoy
"Chips Ahoy (Chocolate Mountain)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into every Chimps Ahoy, those chocolate chimps galore
Till there's not a lotta room for even one chimp more
And if you like a taste of Chocolate Mountain, boy
Munch-a crunch-a chocolate chimp-filled Chimps Ahoy
Original Lyrics:
Into every Chips Ahoy, there's chocolate chips galore
Till there's not a lotta room for even one chip more
And if you like a taste o' Chocolate Mountain, boy
Munch-a, bunch-a chocolate chip-filled Chips Ahoy
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unlock the Cinn-a-Burst
Original Lyrics:
Unlock the Cinnaverse
Cinn-a-Burst was a gum with "flavor crystals" sold in the 1990s.
"Circuit City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Circus City
Where circus is state-of-the-art
Original Lyrics:
Circuit City
Where service is state-of-the-art
"Coca-Cola Santa Packs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saturdays are coming
Original Lyrics:
Santa Packs are coming
"Coca-Cola"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't be in 3D
Original Lyrics:
Can't beat the feeling
"Coca-Cola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to buy The World of Coke.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a Coke.
From a TV ad circa 1971
"Coca-Cola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a book
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
"Coca-Cola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a comb
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
"Coca-Cola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a goat
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
"Coca-Cola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a home
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
"Coca-Cola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a joke
And keep it company
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
"Coca-Cola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a joke
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
"Cocoa Krispies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With that Greek taste from the chocolate sea
Everybody loves my Cocoa Krispies
Original Lyrics:
With every taste so chocolaty
Everybody wants my Cocoa Krispies
"Cocoa Puffs"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm poo-poo for Cocoa Puffs!
Original Lyrics:
I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
"Colgate Pump"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the Cocoa Puffs
Original Lyrics:
We got the Colgate Pump
"Colgate Pump"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the Colgate puff
Original Lyrics:
We got the Colgate pump
"Colgate Winterfresh Gel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get into the spell
A blue Colgate gel.
Original Lyrics:
Get into the spell
of blue Colgate Gel.
"Colgate"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cream in your mouth is Colgate.
Original Lyrics:
And the clean in your mouth is Colgate.
from a 1978 Colgate commercial
"Combo Munch Peanut Brittle Bar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peanuts, delicious Nels
or
Peanuts, delicious nails
Original Lyrics:
Peanuts, deliciousness
"Come Home to NBC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go home to NBC
Original Lyrics:
Come home to NBC
"Contest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many will enter, you will win
Original Lyrics:
Many will enter, few will win
"Cooper's Jewelry"
Misheard Lyrics:
At Culver's Jewelry,
we make life and sparkle for you
Original Lyrics:
At Cooper's Jewelry,
we make light and sparkle for you
Culver's is an ice cream restaurant. Cooper's is a fine jewelry store in the town of Sycamore, Illinois.
"Coors Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the light beer now
Original Lyrics:
It's the right beer now
"Corporation for Public Broadcasting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funding for this program has been provided
By the poor duration for Public Broadcasting
Original Lyrics:
Funding for this program has been provided
By the Corporation for Public Broadcasting
"Cotton Incorporated"
Misheard Lyrics:
The faggot of our lives
Original Lyrics:
The fabric of our lives
"Cover Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easy, breezy, beautiful colored girl
Original Lyrics:
Easy, breezy, beautiful cover girl
"Cracker Jack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy coated popcorn, peanuts and some fries
Original Lyrics:
Candy coated popcorn, peanuts and a prize
"Crazy Eddie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our prices are in Spain!
Original Lyrics:
Our prices are insane!
"Credit Karma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is that about the Open House today?
Original Lyrics:
Excited about the Open House today?
"Credit Karma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sad about the Open House today?
Original Lyrics:
Excited about the Open House today?
"Crunch 'n Munch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crunch 'n Munch is love at first sight
Original Lyrics:
Crunch 'n Munch is love at first bite
"Culligan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, call again, man!
or
Hey, come again, man!
Original Lyrics:
Hey Culligan man!
"DIC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dick
Original Lyrics:
DIC
“DIC” is pronounced “deek”.
"Daily News 'Scratch 'n Match'"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're going to batch
you might as hell get maid for s***.
or
If you're going to hatch
You might as well get Raid for wits.
Original Lyrics:
If you're going to scratch
You might as well get paid for it.
"Dairy Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet me at the Cube
or
Meet me at the Q.
or
Meet me at the Q.
Original Lyrics:
Meet me at D.Q.
"DairyPure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light moo
Original Lyrics:
Like moo
"Daisy Cottage Cheese"
Misheard Lyrics:
So crazy and delish
Original Lyrics:
So creamy and delish
"Daisy Cottage Cheese"
Misheard Lyrics:
So crazy and religious
Original Lyrics:
So creamy and delish
"Daisy Cottage Cheese"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today's the Daisy for cottage cheers
Original Lyrics:
Today's the Daisy for cottage cheese
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
A dip for you and a dallup for me, Daisy just goes with family
Original Lyrics:
A dip for you and a dollop for me, Daisy just goes with family
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
A dip for you and a dollop for me,
Daisy just goes with everything
Original Lyrics:
A dip for you and a dollop for me,
Daisy just goes with family
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do a dollop of Gaisy
Original Lyrics:
Do a dollop of Daisy
Big bulbous gorgons are good for health especially the veiny ones that are extra vinegary.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do a double, do, do a double
Original Lyrics:
Do a dollop, do, do a dollop
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do do a double, do do a double of Daisy
Original Lyrics:
Do do a dollop, do do a dollop of Daisy!
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dupe a dollop of dupe dupe a dollop of, dupe a dollop of dupe dupe a dollop of Daisy
Original Lyrics:
do do do, do do a dollop, do do do do do a dollop of Daisy!
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab a spoon take a dip top it off it's a hit so do a dollop of Daisy
Original Lyrics:
Do do do, do do a dollop, do do do do do a dollop of daisy!
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate a butt with a dollop, a dollop.. I ate Daisys ass with a dollop, a dollop A dollop of Daisy!
Original Lyrics:
do do do, do do a dollop, do do do do do a dollop of daisy!
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what you've done with a dollar?
A dollar? A dollar?
Original Lyrics:
Look what you've done with a dollop?
A dollop? A dollop?
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scoop a dollop with daisy
Original Lyrics:
Do a dollop of Daisy
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start with a smile and a dollar.
Original Lyrics:
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start with a smile, and a wallop.
Original Lyrics:
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start with a smile, and you'll follow.
Original Lyrics:
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start with a spoon of a dollar.
Original Lyrics:
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stary with a smile and molloa.
Original Lyrics:
Start with a smile and a dollop.
"Daisy Sour Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
do do dooooooooooo do doa doa dollop, it's daisy!!!
Original Lyrics:
do do do,
do do a dollop,
do do do
do do a dollop
of daisy!
"Dannon Activia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ateria
Original Lyrics:
Activia
"David's Bridal"
Misheard Lyrics:
New at David's Bridal
Original Lyrics:
You'll love David's Bridal
"David's Bridal"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll love David's Bible
Original Lyrics:
You'll love David's Bridal
"De Beers"
Misheard Lyrics:
A diaper is forever
Original Lyrics:
A diamond is forever
"Del Monte"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good things happen when
You green Del Monte corn.
Original Lyrics:
Good things happen when
You bring Del Monte home.
"Delta Air Lines"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll love the way we cry
Original Lyrics:
You'll love the way we fly
"Delta Faucets"
Misheard Lyrics:
For washerless faucets, ask your father for us
Original Lyrics:
For washerless faucets, ask your plumber for us
"Depend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get back into life in Japan
Original Lyrics:
Get back into life with Depend
"Detrol LA (Gotta Go Right Now)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Atta go, have to go right now.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't have to go right now.
"Detrol LA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain’t it fun I have to go right now?
Original Lyrics:
And I don’t have to go right now
"Detrol LA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amigo, gotta go right now
Original Lyrics:
And I don't have to go right now
Amigo is the Spanish word for friend.
"Detrol LA"
Misheard Lyrics:
And to go, we have to go right now
Original Lyrics:
And I don't have to go right now
"Detrol LA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Antidote gotta go right now
Original Lyrics:
And I don't have to go right now
"Dial Soap"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aren't you glad you used Dial?
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you glad you use Dial?
"Dial-a-Mattress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave off the last S for Sagan
Original Lyrics:
Leave off the last S for savings
"Dianetics"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diabetics by Elron Hubbard
Original Lyrics:
Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
"Diet Coke"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just for the taste of things
Original Lyrics:
Just for the taste of it
"Dinty Moore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinty Moore is the Beale of Beers
or
Dinty Moore is the Beer of Heels
Original Lyrics:
Dinty Moore is the Beer of Meals
"Dinty Moore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fifteen more is the fear of meals
Original Lyrics:
Dinty Moore is the Beer of Meals
"Discovery Channel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Explore your love
Original Lyrics:
Explore your world
"Discovery Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going crazy
or
I'm going easy
or
I'm going dizzy
Original Lyrics:
I'm going DZ
"Disney's One Saturday Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five hours of slumber once a week
Original Lyrics:
Five hours of summer once a week
"Disney's One Too"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want to?
Original Lyrics:
One Too
Disney's One Too was a Sunday/weekday block airing on UPN as a companion to Disney's One Saturday Morning on ABC.
"Dodo Internet's Commercial Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
At nine-nine cheap a month
Connect yourselves with Dodo.
Original Lyrics:
At nine-ninety a month
Connect yourself with Dodo.
Pretty boring ad, I add. I wanna know why the 'Dodo' bird blushes when a guy says that he's a hero.
"Dodo Internet"
Misheard Lyrics:
At nine-nine cheap a month
Connect yourselves with Dodo.
Original Lyrics:
Dodo dodo internet that flies 9.90 a month
Connect yourself with Dodo.
"Dodo Internet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toto Toto the internet is sublime!
Connect yourself with Dodo.
Original Lyrics:
Dodo dodo internet that flies 9.90 a month
Connect yourself with Dodo.
"Dodo Internet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome! Welcome!
Original Lyrics:
One call, One call!
"Domino's Pizza"
Misheard Lyrics:
Avoid annoying
Original Lyrics:
Avoid the Noid
"Don Pablo's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get dumb
or
Get done
Original Lyrics:
Get Don
"Donkey Kong Junior Cereal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to your cereal!
Original Lyrics:
Donkey Kong Junior Cereal!
"Doublemint Gum (early 1990s)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double fresh, doublemint, Come on enjoy the mint
Original Lyrics:
Double fresh, double good, Come on and double it
"Doublemint Gum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making you evil eyes
Original Lyrics:
Making you realize
"Doublemint"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the single most flavorite
Double in the world is
Doublemint, Doublemint
Doublemint Gum.
Original Lyrics:
But the single most favorite
Double in the world is
Double good, double good
Doublemint Gum.
"Doxidan"
Misheard Lyrics:
When nature needs a healthy hand
Original Lyrics:
When nature needs a helping hand
"Dr Pepper (So Misunderstood)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr Pepper, solely misunderstood
Original Lyrics:
Dr Pepper, so misunderstood
"Droid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Groin
Original Lyrics:
Droid
"Drunk Driving PSA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friends don't let friends drive trucks
or
Friends don't let friends do drugs
Original Lyrics:
Friends don't let friends drive drunk
"Eckerd"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're cola like Eckerd
We're cola make sure.
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna like Eckerd
We're gonna make sure.
"Eisenhower Presidential Campaign"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like ice
Original Lyrics:
I like Ike
"Emergency Alert System"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the cast of the Emergency Alert System
Original Lyrics:
This is a test of the Emergency Alert System
"Emergency Broadcast System"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this had been an actual emergency,
The detention signal you just heard...
Original Lyrics:
If this had been an actual emergency,
The attention signal you just heard...
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Call for next day Window Green-Means too!)
Original Lyrics:
(Call for next day window treatments too!)
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
800-588-two-three-hundred-and five, Empire (Today)
Original Lyrics:
800-588-2300, Empire! (Today!)
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
800-5AA-Tooty-Hundred, and Fire! (Today!)
Original Lyrics:
800-588-2300, Empire! (Today!)
Note: "2300" is read as "two-three-hundred" in this ad.
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ay Hundered faivAA TOO free hontred And Pah uh Tudei
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire Today
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, and five! (Today!)
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire! (Today!)
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, and five
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, and pie! (Today!)
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire! (Today!)
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, eight five
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire
"Empire Carpet/Empire Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight hundred five three eight, two eight seven and none! Join now today
Original Lyrics:
Eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, Empire! (Today!)
"Entresto"
Misheard Lyrics:
And trust your heart to Entresto
Original Lyrics:
Entrust your heart to Entresto
"Exclamation (perfume)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's that fragrance delay?
Original Lyrics:
What's that fragrance you're wearing?
"Expedia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Expedia, don't travel!
Original Lyrics:
Expedia.com!
"Extra Gum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Extra flavor for that extra long date
Original Lyrics:
Extra flavor for that extra long day
"Family Auto Mart"
Misheard Lyrics:
1918 Tallulah Rd.
Original Lyrics:
1918 Aurora Rd.
"Finesse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes you need a little caress
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes you need a little Finesse
"Firestone"
Misheard Lyrics:
America's thriving for Firestone
Original Lyrics:
America's driving to Firestone
"Flintstones Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are Flintstones kids,
And we are strong and growing
Original Lyrics:
We're the Flintstones Kids
Ten million strong, and growing
"Flintstones Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a Flintstones Kids
Ten minutes strong, and growing
Original Lyrics:
We're the Flintstones Kids
Ten million strong, and growing
"Flintstones Vitamins"
Misheard Lyrics:
10 minutes long and growing
Original Lyrics:
10 million strong and growing
"Florida Orange Juice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aren't you smart?
Original Lyrics:
Orange you smart?
Yes, this is a pun.
"Folgers (A Dancer's Morning)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's that mountain grown lid
Before you get your kids
Original Lyrics:
It's that mountain grown lift
Before you get your gift
"Folgers Coffee"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cat
Original Lyrics:
The best part of waking up, is Folger's in your cup!
"Folgers Coffee"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best part of waking up, is soldiers in your cup!
Original Lyrics:
The best part of waking up, is Folger's in your cup!
"Folgers Coffee"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first thought of waking up
Is Folger's in your cup!
Original Lyrics:
The best part of waking up
Is Folger's in your cup!
"Folgers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't that camera up high?
Original Lyrics:
Aim that camera up high
"Folgers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best part of making love
Is Folgers in your cup!
Original Lyrics:
The best part of waking up
Is Folgers in your cup.
"Ford"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you driven before? Break me!
Original Lyrics:
Have you driven a Ford...lately?
"Ford"
Misheard Lyrics:
We took the drug that built America.
Original Lyrics:
We took the truck that built America.
"Four Seasons Sunrooms & Windows"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four reasons for Four Seasons now
Original Lyrics:
More reasons for Four Seasons now
"Fox Kids Network"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy...right back
Original Lyrics:
Wilby...right back
This pun was for its character Wilby Baxter, who appeared as one of the mascots.
"Fox Sports - 1995 Stanley Cup"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's go time
or
It's Cubs time
Original Lyrics:
It's Cup time
"FoxBox"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look inside the FoxBox
Original Lyrics:
What's inside the FoxBox?
"FoxBox"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's inside the Fox in Socks?
Original Lyrics:
What's inside the FoxBox?
Fox in Socks is a book of tongue twisters by Dr. Seuss.
"Freedent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freedent's the one that took the dick out of gums
Original Lyrics:
Freedent's the one that took the stick out of gum
"Freevee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Repeat
Original Lyrics:
Freevee
"Freevee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three feet
Original Lyrics:
Freevee
Freevee is a streaming network service. It used to be IMDB-TV.
"Froot Loops"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's always nose
Original Lyrics:
It always knows
"Froot Loops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just follow your gnomes
Original Lyrics:
Just follow your nose
"Froot Loops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just follow your notes
Original Lyrics:
Just follow your nose
"Frosted Flakes Jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a tiger on your teeth
Original Lyrics:
Put a tiger on your team
"Frosted Flakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frosted Flakes have the paste adults have groin to love
Original Lyrics:
Frosted Flakes have the taste adults have grown to love
"Frosted Flakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Toony!
Original Lyrics:
Hey Tony!
"Frosted Flakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em you're a tied head
Original Lyrics:
Show 'em you're a tiger
"Fruity Marshmallow Krispies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fruity Marshmallow Krispies
Lots of fruity marshmallow shits
Original Lyrics:
Fruity Marshmallow Krispies
Lots of fruity marshmallow shapes
Apparently this was commonly misheard as there are numerous comments online about this ad. Perhaps this was the reason it was discontinued. ;)
"Fruity Pebbles Rap"
Misheard Lyrics:
To get that fruity taste with a lymon and grape!!! Fred!
Original Lyrics:
To get that fruity taste he's gotta trick Fred???
"Galbani"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mmm, good bunny
Original Lyrics:
Mmm, Galbani
"Garmin Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give a, give a, give a, give a car, man
Original Lyrics:
Give a, give a, give a, give a Garmin
"Gatorade 80s"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gatorade is first aid for that deep down body first
Original Lyrics:
Gatorade is thirst aid for that deep down body thirst
"Gatorade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gatorade is first aid for that deep down body first
Original Lyrics:
Gatorade is thirst aid for that deep down body thirst
"Gatorade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gatorade thirst quencher for that deep down body thirst
Original Lyrics:
Gatorade is thirst aid for that deep down body thirst
"Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gee, your hair smells horrific
Original Lyrics:
Gee, your hair smells terrific
"General Electric"
Misheard Lyrics:
We bring Goofy to life
Original Lyrics:
We bring good things to life
"General Foods International Coffees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Celebrate the mornings of your life
Original Lyrics:
Celebrate the moments of your life
"General Tires"
Misheard Lyrics:
Si-mi-ni-lay-mo, little old general
Original Lyrics:
Sooner or later you'll own Generals
"Gerber"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing up Gerber
Original Lyrics:
Growing up Gerber
"Go Bowling"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you know you've found your tea?
Original Lyrics:
How do you know you've found your team?
"Go See Cal jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh peshow, oh peshow, oh peshow!
Original Lyrics:
Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal
RIP Cal Worthington
"Go See Cal jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pussy cow, pussy cow, pussy cow!
Original Lyrics:
Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal
"Go See Cal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goosey Cow, Goosey Cow, Goosey Cow.
Original Lyrics:
Go see Cal, Go see Cal, Go See Cal.
"Go See Cal"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want a car or truck, "goosey cow".
If you want to save a buck, "goosey cow".
Original Lyrics:
If you want a car or truck, "Go see Cal".
If you want to save a buck, "Go see Cal".
"Go See Cal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pussy cow
Original Lyrics:
Go see Cal
Cal is a car dealer based out of California. His commercials have been seen on ABC's "World's Funniest Commercials" specials.
"Go See Cal"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you want to buy a car, juicy cow.
Original Lyrics:
If you need a better car, go see Cal.
"Golden Crisp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat part of this complete breakfast
Original Lyrics:
It's part of this complete breakfast
"Google Pixel 6"
Misheard Lyrics:
Re-order the all new Google Pixel 6
Original Lyrics:
Pre-order the all new Google Pixel 6
"Gordmans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something unaccepted
Original Lyrics:
Something unexpected
"Gorton's Fish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trust the Gordon's fisherman
From Gordon's of lobster
Original Lyrics:
Trust the Gorton's fisherman
From Gorton's of Gloucester
"Goya (What A Way to Goya)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a way to boo ya!
Original Lyrics:
What a way to Goya!
"Grain Berry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Green berry
Original Lyrics:
Grain Berry
"Greyhound Bus Lines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go Greyhound
And leave the drive into us
Original Lyrics:
Go Greyhound
And leave the driving to us
"Guthy-Renker"
Misheard Lyrics:
By rusted guppy ranker
Original Lyrics:
By trusted Guthy-Renker
"H&R Block"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bach has your back
Original Lyrics:
Block has your back
"Hallmark Channel"
Misheard Lyrics:
The heart of CDs
Original Lyrics:
The heart of TV
"Hamburger Helper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a regal, fecal meal
Original Lyrics:
Make a real good, feel good meal
"Hanes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jess, wait'll we get our Hanes on you
Original Lyrics:
Just wait'll we get our Hanes on you
"Haribo Goldbears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's talk about Hairball Goldbears
Original Lyrics:
Let's talk about Haribo Goldbears
All the grownups in this commercial talk like kids. I wonder why they talk that way?
"Haribo Goldbears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's talk about chemical go bears
Original Lyrics:
Let's talk about Haribo Goldbears
"Haribo Goldbears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's talk about helicopter bears
Original Lyrics:
Let's talk about Haribo Goldbears
"Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Seuss just loves the show
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so
"Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a grown-up, that's for sure
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown ups love it so
"Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the rain and the snow, thank God it's Haribo
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so
"Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids and grown lawns love the flow
The happy whirl of Haribo
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so
The happy world of Haribo
"Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love the show
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so
"Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids of the world love it so
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so
"Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kittens grown-up love the show
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so
"Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pictures come up from the show
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so
"Haribo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh oh the dairy-o
Original Lyrics:
Kids and grown-ups love it so
"Harrah's"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you gotta get to Paris, oh yeah!
Original Lyrics:
You know you gotta get to Harrah's, oh yeah!
"Hate Hurts You"
Misheard Lyrics:
An acid delay rose
Original Lyrics:
An acid that corrodes
A PSA announcement from the Jewish Chautauqua Society
"Have a Coke and a Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a joke and a smile
Original Lyrics:
Have a Coke and a Smile
"Hawaiian Punch"
Misheard Lyrics:
How'd you like a nice Hawaiian Punch?
Shore!
Original Lyrics:
How'd you like a nice Hawaiian Punch?
Sure!
"HealthMarkets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get detergent, paper plates, Hot Pockets
Original Lyrics:
Your insurance marketplace, HealthMarkets
"Heath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only heat
Original Lyrics:
Only Heath
"Hefty Cinch Sak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy happy six-pack
or
Hefty Hefty six-pack
Original Lyrics:
Hefty Hefty Cinch Sak
"Hefty Trash Bags"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hefty, Hefty cinch sap
Wipty, wipty, wipty, Hefty...
Original Lyrics:
Hefty, Hefty cinch sak
Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy, Hefty...
"Hefty Trash Bags"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whiffty, whiffty whiffty
Hempty, hempty, hempty
Original Lyrics:
Whimpy, whimpy, whimpy
Hefty, Hefty, Hefty
"Hefty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavy Heavy Heavy
Original Lyrics:
Hefty Hefty Hefty
"Hefty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pussy, pussy, pussy
Original Lyrics:
Hefty, Hefty, Hefty
"Heineken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to Tinker Bell, I'll have a Heineken
Original Lyrics:
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken
"Hershey Bar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hershey is The Great American Chocolate Barf
Original Lyrics:
Hershey is The Great American Chocolate Bar
"Hershey Kisses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Hershey's Pisses.
Pig chocolate taste.
Original Lyrics:
Little Hershey's Kisses.
Big chocolate taste.
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's better than never
Original Lyrics:
And it's better than ever
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's never better
Original Lyrics:
And it's better than ever
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hash drug's back and it's better than ever
Original Lyrics:
The Hess Truck's back and it's better than ever
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
Super bright lights and two racy mortars
Original Lyrics:
Super bright lights and two racing motors
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Hess Trunk's packed and it's better that Heather
For Christmas this year, the Hess Trunk's here!
Original Lyrics:
The Hess Truck's back and it's better than ever
For Christmas this year, the Hess Truck's here!
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Hess truck's back and you gotta remember
Original Lyrics:
The Hess truck's back and it's better than ever
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Tesla's back
Original Lyrics:
The Hess truck's back
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids are back and you never say never
Original Lyrics:
The Hess truck's back and it's better than ever
"Hess Toy Truck"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tour bus is here!
Original Lyrics:
Two tow trucks are here!
"Hickory Farms"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come in and try before you die
Original Lyrics:
Come in and try before you buy
"Hill's Pet Nutrition"
Misheard Lyrics:
Science dig that
Original Lyrics:
Science did that
"Hills Department Stores"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hills is where the boys are
Original Lyrics:
Hills is where the toys are
"Hisamitsu"
Misheard Lyrics:
1972
Original Lyrics:
Hisamitsu
"Honey Nut Cheerios"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna touch your tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey.
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna tempt your tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey.
"Honey Nut Cheerios"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's got a sexy tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey
It's a honey Oreo
It's Honey Nut Cheerios
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna tempt your tummy
With the taste of nuts and honey
It's a honey of an O
It's Honey Nut Cheerios
"Honeycomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hummingbird's big, yeah yeah yeah
Original Lyrics:
Honeycomb's big, yeah yeah yeah
"Hooked on Phonics"
Misheard Lyrics:
Book of phonics works for me!
Original Lyrics:
Hooked on Phonics works for me!
"Hootsuite"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's sweet
or
Who's sweet?
or
Too sweet
Original Lyrics:
Hootsuite
"Hoover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody doesn't like you
Original Lyrics:
Nobody does it like you
"Hostess"
Misheard Lyrics:
Great cakes to go
Original Lyrics:
Great taste to go
"Hot Pockets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot nuggets
Original Lyrics:
Hot Pockets
"Hot Pockets"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you want a hot meal you got a big deal
Original Lyrics:
When you want a hot meal without a big deal
"Hot Wheels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot Wheels, Oil of Olay
Original Lyrics:
Hot Wheels, leading the way
"Huggies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skinny bop
Original Lyrics:
Skinny butt
"Hungry Hungry Hippos"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna win the game you gotta tickle the mane
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna win the game you gotta take good aim
"Hungry Hungry Hippos"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're really gaining weight
Original Lyrics:
They're in an eating race
"Icee Treats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Icee, bear of fun.
Original Lyrics:
Icee, full of fun
The mascot of Icee was a polar bear.
"In-N-Out Burger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating out, eating out
That's when a hamburger's all in doubt
Original Lyrics:
In-N-Out, In-N-Out
That's what a hamburger's all about
"Incredible !ndia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Incredible idiot
Original Lyrics:
Incredible !ndia
"It's So Much Friendlier with Pooh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh's the friendliest bear around
Original Lyrics:
Who's the friendliest bear around?
"It's on Fox"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a fox
Original Lyrics:
It's on Fox
"It’s Not Okay to Smoke Marijuana"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s not okay to cut glass.
Original Lyrics:
It’s not okay to cut class.
Really? Tell that to your stained glass window buddies!
"JCPenney"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're looking smaller than ever
Original Lyrics:
You're looking smarter than ever
"JG Wentworth"
Misheard Lyrics:
877-CRASH-NOW
or
877-CRASHDOWN
Original Lyrics:
877-CASH-NOW
"JG Wentworth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have an a new tee but I need cash now
Original Lyrics:
I have an annuity but I need cash now
"JG Wentworth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to take a pee anally but I have a stuffed up ass now!!
Original Lyrics:
I have an annuity but I need cash now
Don't do drugs or you'll end up like me, kids.
"Jardiance (drug)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a touch of diabetes
Original Lyrics:
I have type 2 diabetes
"Jardiance (drug)"
Misheard Lyrics:
On it, with guardians
Original Lyrics:
On it, with Jardiance
"Jared, the Galleria of Jewelry"
Misheard Lyrics:
It could only be jammin'
Original Lyrics:
It could only be Jared
"Jeep TV ad jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I liver ride, I am! I liver ride, I am!
Original Lyrics:
I live, I ride, I am! I live, I ride, I am!
"Jif"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom's IQ: choose Jif
Original Lyrics:
Moms like you choose Jif
"Johnson's Baby Shampoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby baby they'll be no more cheers
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby baby they'll be no more tears
"Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Craze pumpkin feet massage
Original Lyrics:
Jones' barbecue and foot massage
"Jones' Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Draise pumpkin feet massage
Original Lyrics:
Jones barbecue and foot massage
"Jordache Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Door Dash is the cook that's right
Original Lyrics:
Jordache is the look that's right
"Juicy Fruit"
Misheard Lyrics:
The juice and salt, it gets right to ya!
Original Lyrics:
The juice is soft, it gets right to ya!
"Juicy Fruit"
Misheard Lyrics:
The juice dissolves, it gets right to ya!
Original Lyrics:
The juice is soft, it gets right to ya!
"Juicy Fruit"
Misheard Lyrics:
The test is gonna move it when you pop it in your mouth
Original Lyrics:
The taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth
"Junk for Joy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need to jump for joy!
Don't need to jump for joy!
Original Lyrics:
Donate to Junk for Joy!
Donate to Junk for Joy!
"Kars4Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't eat your car today
Original Lyrics:
Donate your car today
"Kaufman, the Carpet Experts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Co-pay the carpet experts
Original Lyrics:
Kaufman, the Carpet Experts
"Kay Jewelers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every kid begins with Kay
Original Lyrics:
Every kiss begins with Kay
"Kay Jewelers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every kiss begins the game
Original Lyrics:
Every kiss begins with Kay
"Kay-Bee Toy Stores"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not after Zoom
Original Lyrics:
Not at the zoo
"Kellogg's Corn Pops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get bombed
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get Pops
"Kellogg's Froot Loops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow your nose, it always snows
Original Lyrics:
Follow your nose, it always knows.
"Kellogg's Froot Loops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow your nose, it's on his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Follow your nose, it always knows.
"Kellogg's Froot Loops"
Misheard Lyrics:
For flavors of fruit, just follow your snoot
Original Lyrics:
Follow your nose, it always knows.
"Kellogg's Froot Loops"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just follow your nose,
For the fruity taste of Joe's
Original Lyrics:
Just follow your nose,
For the fruity taste that shows
"Kellogg's Frosted Flakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're grrrapes
Original Lyrics:
They're grrreat
"Kellogg's Raisin Bran"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two scoops of raisins in a bucket of Kellog's Raisin Bran.
Original Lyrics:
Two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.
"Kellogg's Raisin Bran"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two scoops of raisins in a packet of Kellogg's Raisin Brand.
Original Lyrics:
Two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.
"Kent Cigarettes"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a good time for a tent
Original Lyrics:
What a good time for a Kent
"Kentucky Fried Chicken"
Misheard Lyrics:
The f***ing fly d***heads
We're the d***heads now
Original Lyrics:
Kentucky Fried Chicken
We do chicken right
"Kids R Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids R Us is the cool place for stress
Original Lyrics:
Kids R Us is the cool place to dress
"Kinetic Sand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Comedic, comedic, comedic sand
Original Lyrics:
Kinetic, Kinetic, Kinetic Sand
"Kit Kat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break me off a price of that fancy feast
Original Lyrics:
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
"Kit Kat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a break of that Kit Kat Bar
Original Lyrics:
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
"Kit Kat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me out for pizza and a Kit Kat Bar.
Original Lyrics:
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
"Klondike Bar"
Misheard Lyrics:
No room for a spinnet.
or
No room for a spit.
Original Lyrics:
No room for a stick.
"Kool cigarettes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady be gold
Original Lyrics:
Lady be Kool
"Kool-Aid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kool-Aid is the one to p***
Original Lyrics:
Kool-Aid is the one for kids
"Kraft Dressing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got a taste for crap
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got a taste for Kraft
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the booze
Original Lyrics:
I got the blues
"Kraft"
Misheard Lyrics:
America smells cheese K-R-A-F-T.
Original Lyrics:
America spells cheese K-R-A-F-T.
"Kudos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kudos, adios! (Adios!)
Original Lyrics:
Kudos, I'm yours! (I'm yours!)
"Kudos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who knows? I'm yours!
Original Lyrics:
Kudos, I'm yours!
"L&M Cigarettes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let go with some M&M's
Original Lyrics:
Let go with an L&M
"L'Oreal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because you're working
Original Lyrics:
Because you're worth it
"L'eggs"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one eats a meal of ham and eggs
or
Nothing beats a great deviled egg
Original Lyrics:
Nothing beats a great pair of L'eggs
"LA Beer"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the way you live your life away
Original Lyrics:
For the way you live your life today
LA Beer was a somewhat failed beer that had less alcohol made by Anheuser-Busch. They somehow ruled in court for the city of Los Angeles due to its initials, which actually stood for “light alcohol”.
"Lactaid"
Misheard Lyrics:
How's your Café Ole?
Original Lyrics:
How's your Café Au Lait?
"Lady Shave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shame it, shame it, shame it, shame it.
Original Lyrics:
Shave it, shave it, shave it, shave it.
"Lay's Potato Chips"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay's, put the sign on.
Original Lyrics:
Lay's, put your smile on.
"Leaning On Pork"
Misheard Lyrics:
America, you're leading a horse.
Original Lyrics:
America, you're leaning on pork.
"Lectric Shave"
Misheard Lyrics:
We use Lectric Shave
Original Lyrics:
Williams Lectric Shave
"Leptoprin"
Misheard Lyrics:
When is a diet pill worth $153 a Boggle?
Original Lyrics:
When is a diet pill worth $153 a bottle?
"Let's All Go to the Lobby"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chocolate bars are not candy
Original Lyrics:
the chocolate bars and nut candy
"Levitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
11 at Levitz
Original Lyrics:
You'll love it at Levitz
"LiMu Emu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Label cable….and Doug
Original Lyrics:
LiMu Emu...and Doug
"LiMu Emu"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reboot email...and dumb
Original Lyrics:
LiMu Emu...and Doug
"Libby's"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it says ribbit ribbit ribbit
Original Lyrics:
When it says Libby's Libby's Libby's
"Liberty Mutual"
Misheard Lyrics:
You tolled your brand new car
Original Lyrics:
You totaled your brand new car
"Life Cereal"
Misheard Lyrics:
He likes it!
He likes it!
Original Lyrics:
He likes it!
Hey Mikey!
"Life Cereal"
Misheard Lyrics:
He likey!
Original Lyrics:
Hey Mikey!
"Life Savers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't life malicious?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't life delicious?
"Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Television for William
Original Lyrics:
Television for women
"Lionel PlayWorld"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toys, capital, Arthur world
Original Lyrics:
Toy capital of the world
Battle Armor Incredible Hulk adds: "Lionel Play World no longer exists. :-("
"Lite-Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light Bright, making things with light
Out of sight making things with light brite.
Original Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making things with light.
What a sight, making things with Lite-Brite
"Lite-Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light Brite, like a million cigars
That's right, making things with Lite Brite
Original Lyrics:
Lite Brite, making things with liiiiight.
What a sight, making things with Lite Brite.
"Lite-Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lite Bright, you can beam up the starr-r-arzz, -
All the things you can do, makin' things w' Lite Brite
Original Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making things with light.
What a sight, making things with Lite-Brite
"Lite-Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lite Brite making things with light
Are you hip to things with Lite Brite
Original Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making things with light.
What a sight, making things with Lite-Brite
I have many many other instances of misheard jingles. I'm thrilled to know it's NOT just me!
"Lite-Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making beautiful light
Original Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making things with light
Taken from a Lite-Brite commercial from the late 70s
"Lite-Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making things with light.
Lite-Brite, making things with light.
Original Lyrics:
Lite-Brite, making things with light.
What a sight, making things with Lite-Brite
"Lite-Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn off the magic of shining lights
Original Lyrics:
Turn on the magic of shining lights
"Little Caesars Pepperoni Cheeser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza! Pizza! Pepperoni pizza!
Original Lyrics:
Cheeser! Cheeser! Pepperoni Cheeser!
"Little Debbie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Debbie is not for you
Original Lyrics:
Little Debbie has a snack for you
"Loan Depot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me alone?
Daddy, it's for you
Original Lyrics:
You need a loan?
Daddy, it's for you
"Long John Silver's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goldfish!
Original Lyrics:
Go fish!
"Long John Silver's"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can get your witch
Anytime! Go fish!
Original Lyrics:
You can get your wish
Anytime! Go fish!
"Look For The Union Label"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for the union label
If we are able to make it on the USA
Original Lyrics:
Look for the union label
Because we're able, we'll make it in the USA
"Look For The Union Label"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for the union label when you are buying a cold dress or blouse
Original Lyrics:
Look for the union label when you are buying a coat, dress, or blouse
"Look For The Union Label"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look for the union ladies
When you are buying a coquettish blouse.
Original Lyrics:
Look for the Union Label
When you are buying a coat, dress or blouse.
"Look For The Union Label"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our wages going to feed the kids, and run the house we work on
But who's complaining?
Original Lyrics:
Our wages going to feed the kids, and run the house
We work hard, but who's complaining?
"Lord & Taylor Going Out of Business Sale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye to this iconic band
or
Say goodbye to this iconic friend
Original Lyrics:
Say goodbye to this iconic brand
"Lowenbrau"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a good friend, Delilah's kinda special
Original Lyrics:
Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
"Lowenbrau"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's to good fans
Original Lyrics:
Here's to good friends
"Lucky Charms (2012 version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clovers and balloons
Original Lyrics:
Clovers and blue moons
"Lucky Charms"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky Lucky Charms
They're mouth-between delicious.
Original Lyrics:
Frosted Lucky Charms
They're magically delicious.
"Lucky Charms"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're naturally delicious
Original Lyrics:
They're magically delicious
"Lums Restaurant"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get a choice
You get a better choice
When you choose Slumps.
Original Lyrics:
You get a choice
You get a better choice
When you choose Lums.
Lums Restaurants are no longer in existence.
"Luvs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your baby's condom begins with love
Original Lyrics:
Your baby's comfort begins with Luvs
"M&M's - Open Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open your hand and snout
Original Lyrics:
Open your hand and smile
"M&M's Chocolate Boot Camp Cadence"
Misheard Lyrics:
The gizmo marshmallow out for a while
To make you open your hand and smile
Original Lyrics:
The M's are marching mile after mile
To make you open your hand and smile
"M&M's Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
He does resist! They do resist!
Original Lyrics:
He does exist! They do exist!
"M&M's Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can't breathe
Original Lyrics:
So carefree
"MEDIfacts"
Misheard Lyrics:
This has been many facts for *.
Original Lyrics:
This has been MEDIfacts for *.
Where * is the name of the product advertised
"MTV"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my ATV
Original Lyrics:
I want my MTV
An ATV is an initalism for all-terrain vehicle.
"Maalox"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maalox...kick-ass it.
Original Lyrics:
Maalox...kick acid.
"Macy's"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're apart from your mind
Original Lyrics:
We're a part of your life
"MagicPad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be happy, you'll be Brad
Original Lyrics:
You'll be happy, you'll be glad
"Mandee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mindy to the rescue
Original Lyrics:
Mandee to the rescue
"Manwich"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't feed me holy moley
Original Lyrics:
Don't feed me no bologna
"Marlboro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gum for where the flavor is
Original Lyrics:
Come to where the flavor is
"Martini & Rossi Jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Martin and Rossi
Imported the moon on the rocks.
Original Lyrics:
Martini and Rossi
Imported vermouth on the rocks.
"MasterCard"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are some things mommy can't buy
Original Lyrics:
There are some things money can't buy
"Maybelline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe she's bored with it
Original Lyrics:
Maybe she's born with it
"Mazda (Zoom Zoom)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zub, zub
Original Lyrics:
Zoom, zoom
"McD.L.T."
Misheard Lyrics:
You get a hot sauce hot
You get a cool son cool
Original Lyrics:
You get a hot side hot
You get a cool side cool
"McDonald's Big Mac"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two all-beef fatties
Original Lyrics:
Two all-beef patties
"McDonald's Fillet-O-Fish"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll eat my Fillet-O-Fish
Original Lyrics:
Gimme back that Fillet-O-Fish
"McDonald's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did somebody say Madonna?
Original Lyrics:
Did somebody say McDonald's?
"McDonald’s (Good Time Great Taste)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s the food fight for the great kids
Original Lyrics:
It’s the good time for the great taste
"McGruff the Crime Dog (Users are Losers)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Users of YouTube
Original Lyrics:
Users are losers
"Me and My RC"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's good enough for colored folks
Ain't good enough for me.
Original Lyrics:
What's good enough for other folks
Ain't good enough for me.
Sung by Louise Mandrell
"Meaningful Beauty"
Misheard Lyrics:
But only a limited number of kids are in stock
Original Lyrics:
But only a limited number of kits are in stock
"Medicare Health Reform Helpline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi! I'm Dr. Jason Butthole.
Original Lyrics:
Hi! I'm Dr. Jason Buchwald.
"Mennen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I meant it
Original Lyrics:
By Mennen
"Mentos"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing gets, do you?
Original Lyrics:
Nothing gets to you
"Meow Mix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't get that prank
Original Lyrics:
Don't get that, Frank
"Meow Mix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doughnut, liver, and chicken
Original Lyrics:
Tuna, liver, chicken
"Michelob Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelob Light, you're the winners.
Original Lyrics:
Michelob Light for the winners
"Michelob"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight belongs to Michelob
Original Lyrics:
The night belongs to Michelob
"Midas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trust the Linus touch
Original Lyrics:
Trust the Midas Touch
"Milford Plaza Hotel"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the center of the ball
Is they never closed up
Original Lyrics:
And in the center of it all
Is the Milford Plaza
"Miller Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you've got the dime
We've got the bear
Original Lyrics:
If you've got the time
We've got the beer
"Mount Airy Lodge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beautiful Mount Hairy Lodge
Original Lyrics:
Beautiful Mount Airy Lodge
"Mount Airy Lodge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now's the perfect time
And the semen is just right
Original Lyrics:
Now's the perfect time
And the season is just right
"Mountain Dew (Dew It Country Cool!)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doin' it 'cause we could!
Original Lyrics:
Doin' it country cool!
"Mountain Dew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get bird-i-cle whip Dew.
or
Get Miracle Whip Dew.
Original Lyrics:
Get vertical with Dew.
Commercial made in 1992-1993.
"Mr. Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Clean gets rid of dirty crime in Greece in just a minute
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute
"Mr. Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your tapes take over
Mr. Gyro
Original Lyrics:
When your taste takes over
Mr. Hero
"Mr. Pibb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't suppose I did another wish.
Original Lyrics:
I don't suppose I get another wish.
Wimpy adds: "The man who wished for the Mr. Pibb says these lyrics".
"Mr. Quik Plumbing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call Mr. Quik, call Mr. Quik
(Dial the number, say the words)
For online
Original Lyrics:
Call Mr. Quik, call Mr. Quik
(Dial the number, spell the words)
4 ON-TIME
"NBC - Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
NBC, let's be there
Original Lyrics:
NBC there, be there
"NBC - Just Watch Us Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
NBC, let's watch us now
Original Lyrics:
NBC, just watch us now
"NBC - Our Pride Is Showing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our magic peacock's showin'
Original Lyrics:
Our magic keeps on growin'
"NBC - Proud as a Peacock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prowl like a peacock
Original Lyrics:
Proud as a peacock
"NBC - The Place to Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
NBC is the place to see
Original Lyrics:
NBC is the place to be
"NBC Let's All Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
NBC is all in there
Original Lyrics:
NBC let's all be there
"NJM Insurance Group"
Misheard Lyrics:
No Jenga or mascots
Original Lyrics:
No jingles or mascots
"Nair Hair Remover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who wears short shorts?
Nancy wears short shorts!
Original Lyrics:
Who wears short shorts?
Nair for short shorts!
"Nair Hair Remover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose Nair short shorts
Therefore short shorts!
Original Lyrics:
Who wears short shorts?
Nair for short shorts!
"Nair"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more short shorts
Original Lyrics:
Nair for short shorts
"Napa Auto Parts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cap'n Know-How
Original Lyrics:
Napa Know-How
"National Airlines"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me on yours
Original Lyrics:
Take me I'm yours
From a TV ad circa 1976
"Nationwide Insurance"
Misheard Lyrics:
This sure isn't homicide
Original Lyrics:
Nationwide is on your side
"NerdWallet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nerves
Original Lyrics:
Nerds
"Nestea"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the Nestea punch
Original Lyrics:
Take the Nestea plunge
"New Coke with Max Headroom"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Max Syndrome
Original Lyrics:
This is Max Headroom
"New Coke with Max Headroom"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said the T-Bird
Original Lyrics:
You said the P word
"New Coke with Max Headroom"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said the keyword
Original Lyrics:
You said the P word
The P word referred to what Max always hated to hear or say - Pepsi, that is.
"Newport Cigarettes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Newport is special
Original Lyrics:
Newport tastes fresher
"Nick Jr. (Piper O'Possum)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to stink and I love to pay
Original Lyrics:
I love to sing and I love to play
"Nick Jr."
Misheard Lyrics:
Nick Jr. is just a bee
Original Lyrics:
Nick Jr. is just for me
"Nickelodeon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nig-nig-nig-nig-nig-nig-nig-nig
Nigger on the run
Original Lyrics:
Nick-Nick-Nick-Nick-Nick-Nick-Nick-Nick
Nickelodeon
How can children's programming be so profane? That makes no sense!
"Nicktoons"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're not just dog toons
Original Lyrics:
They're not just cartoons
"Noodle Roni Parmagiana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noodle Roni Parmagiana,
A bit of ol' Italy.
Original Lyrics:
Noodle Roni Parmesano,
A bit of old Italy.
"Noodle Roni Parmagiana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noodle Roni Parmagiana
A beautiful Italy.
or
Noodle Roni Parmagiana
A pitiful Italy.
or
Noodle Roni Parmagian
Of beautiful Italy.
Original Lyrics:
Noodle Roni Parmagiana
A bit of Old Italy.
"Noodle Roni Parmagiana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noodle roni fettucini
Bit of Italy
Original Lyrics:
Noodle Roni Parmagiana
A bit of ol' Italy.
"Noodle Roni Parmagiana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noodleroni Parmesano, a vittle of Italy.
Original Lyrics:
Noodle Roni Parmesano,
A bit of old Italy.
"Nutella"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a happy face
Original Lyrics:
I found a happy place
"Old Navy"
Misheard Lyrics:
'tis the season for bad ass giving
Original Lyrics:
'tis the season for #giving
If you didn't know, it's pronounced "hashtag, giving".
"Olive Garden"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're here, you're friendly
Original Lyrics:
When you're here, you're family
"Olympia Beer commercial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour an oleander, second to none
Original Lyrics:
Pour an "Oly" and you're second to none
"Oly" is a common nickname for the largely defunct Olympia beer brand.
"On-Cor commercial"
Misheard Lyrics:
A taste that's why it's encore!
Original Lyrics:
For taste and more that's On-cor.
I'd like to remind all singers whether it's a song or a commercial jingle to be sure to enunciate properly and clearly otherwise you're going to be misheard.
"Optima Tax Relief"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop 'til my taxi leaves
Original Lyrics:
Optima Tax Relief
"Optimum"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 7-7, green on three, f***, f***, f***, aim!
Original Lyrics:
877-393-4448
"Oreck"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're looking for a horrible vacuum that weighs only 8 lbs.
Original Lyrics:
If you're looking for a powerful vacuum that weighs only 8 lbs.
"Oreo"
Misheard Lyrics:
A kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo first
And save the chocolate cookie outside for lunch
Original Lyrics:
A kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo first
And save the chocolate cookie outside for last
"Oreo"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a creamy naked chocolate sensation.
Original Lyrics:
It's a creamy lickin' chocolate sensation.
"Oreo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Made forever go together
Original Lyrics:
They forever go together.
"Oreo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that kid with the holy old cookie?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that kid with the Oreo cookie?
"Oscar Mayer Bologna"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bunny has a first name
Original Lyrics:
My bologna has a first name
"Oscar Mayer Wieners"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer winner
Original Lyrics:
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
"Oscillococcinum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nip pain in the butt.
Original Lyrics:
Nip pain in the bud.
"Ossip Optometry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your high step
or
Get to Ossip.
Original Lyrics:
Get your eyes checked.
"Outshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spy
Original Lyrics:
Outshine
"Ozempic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, oh selfies
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, Ozempic
"Ozempic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, oh sexy
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, Ozempic
"Ozempic"
Misheard Lyrics:
oh oh oh oh shut up
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, Ozempic
"PAX TV"
Misheard Lyrics:
Share it with someone you want
or
Share it with someone you know
or
Share it with someone to love
Original Lyrics:
Share it with someone you love
"PBS Kids Family Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
PBS is family night
Original Lyrics:
PBS Kids Family Night
"PBS Kids Spotlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to shine tonight
Original Lyrics:
It's time to shine a light
"PBS Kids Word of the Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
PBS is word of the week
Original Lyrics:
PBS Kids Word of the Week
"Palmolive Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wait to be cold
Original Lyrics:
Don't wait to be told
"Pampers Swaddlers"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the Pope is coming
Original Lyrics:
You know that poop is coming
"Papa John's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bigger ingredients. Bigger pizza.
Original Lyrics:
Better ingredients. Better pizza.
He actually said "Bigger ingredients. Bigger pizza." in one ad promoting a bigger version promoting the King Kong remake (2005).
"Partnership for a Drug-Free America"
Misheard Lyrics:
How long are you now?
Original Lyrics:
How old are you now?
From the song "Happy Birthday to You", featured in the PSA.
"Partnership for a Drug-Free America"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s just a little putt!
Original Lyrics:
It’s just a little pot!
"Partnership for a Drug-Free America"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one ever says, "I wanna be a chunky when I grow up"
Original Lyrics:
No one ever says, "I wanna be a junkie when I grow up"
"Partnership for a Drug-Free America"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your brain on trucks
Original Lyrics:
This is your brain on drugs
"PayDay"
Misheard Lyrics:
PayDay is almost in a bust!
Original Lyrics:
PayDay is almost totally nuts!
"Payless ShoeSource"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't it feel good for payments?
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't it feel good to pay less?
"Pedialyte"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kiss is grape to make it better
Original Lyrics:
You kiss a scrape to make it better
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
A wholesome snack that smiles back
Until you bite their hands off.
Original Lyrics:
A wholesome snack that smiles back
Until you bite their heads off.
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate Patricia cause she's so malicious!
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes cause they're so delicious.
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know they're not nutritious but they're so delicious!
That's goldfishes!
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gotta have goldfish!
Original Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cuz they're so delicious!
Goggle's fishes!
Original Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cuz they're so delicious!
Gone gold fishin'.
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love fishies cuz theyre sooo delicious
five gold flavs!
Original Lyrics:
I love fishes cause theyre so delicious
Gone Gold Fishin!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love gold fishes 'cause they're so delicious!
Gonna go fishin'!
Original Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love goldfishes cause their so delicious.
God's gold fishes!
Original Lyrics:
I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the fiction
'Cause they're sold in dishes
Got gold fiction!
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes
'Cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious
gotta go fishing
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious
gone goldfishing
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the wishing 'cuz they're so made wishes
Got good wishing!
or
I love the mission 'cuz it's made of nicking
Got good mission!
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes 'cuz they're so delicious
Gone goldfishing!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love those bitches 'cause they're so religious
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not official 'cause they're so religious
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes 'cause they're so delicious
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meebolobleking! Bongleking!
Original Lyrics:
I love the fishes
'Cause they're so delicious
Gone Goldfishin'!
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh look at the pretzel swimming
Original Lyrics:
Oh, look, the pretzel's winning
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spear a song for goldfish,
we wrote a song for goldfish
Original Lyrics:
Here's a song for goldfish.
We wrote a song for goldfish
"Pepperidge Farm Goldfish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until you cut their hands off
or
Until you cut their heads off
Original Lyrics:
Until you bite their heads off
"Pepsi (Have a Pepsi Day)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, come on and have a Pepsi can
Original Lyrics:
Come on, come on and have a Pepsi day
"Pepsi (The Joy of Pepsi)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye bye bye bye bye (2x)
It's Coke or Pepsi
Original Lyrics:
Ba ba ba ba ba (2x)
The Joy of Pepsi
"Pepsi - For Those Who Think Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lively crown today agrees
Original Lyrics:
The lively crowd today agrees
"Pepsi Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caramelize
Original Lyrics:
Come alive!
"Pepsi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Betsy is made for football
Watch it
Original Lyrics:
Pepsi is made for football watching
"Pepsi"
Misheard Lyrics:
We know you want to drink, beat beat beat us up!
Original Lyrics:
We know you want to drink P-E-P-S-I
Ripoff of Village People's "YMCA"
"Pepsodent"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never wear your underwear
When you brush your teeth with Pepsoment.
Original Lyrics:
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
"Pepsodent"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you crush your teeth with Pepsodent.
Original Lyrics:
You'll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
"Pepto Bismol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mega, Zeidy, Caro, lunch lady
Yeah, Pepto Bismol.
Original Lyrics:
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
Yeah, Pepto Bismol.
"Pepto Bismol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, busted stomach, diarrhea
Original Lyrics:
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
I thought they had 2 versions. I liked the (erroneous) `busted stomach` version better!
"Pepto Bismol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Noshil, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarehha
Yeah, Tony Jackson.
Original Lyrics:
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
Yeah, Pepto Bismol.
"Pepto Bismol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Phew! Berry Pepto!
Original Lyrics:
New Cherry Pepto!
"Pepto-Bismol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday heartburn and suggestions
Original Lyrics:
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion
"Pepto-Bismol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nachos, tacos, immigration
Original Lyrics:
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion
"Pepto-Bismol"
Misheard Lyrics:
Norton, hot bum, interjections
Original Lyrics:
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion
"Perfection"
Misheard Lyrics:
Popcorn perfection
Original Lyrics:
Pop goes Perfection
"Pert"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch 'em go with Pert
Original Lyrics:
Wash & Go with Pert
"Phil & Jim's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon juice, lemon juice
Original Lyrics:
Phil and Jim's, Phil and Jim's
Phil & Jim's was an appliance store in the U.S. during the 1980's.
"Philip Morris"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to Philip Morris!
Original Lyrics:
Call for Philip Morris!
"Pillow Pets"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a killer
It's a pet
It's a killer pet
Original Lyrics:
It's a pillow
It's a pet
It's a Pillow Pet
"Pillsbury - Nothin' Says Lovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothin' says rubbish
Like somethin' from the garbage
Original Lyrics:
Nothin' says lovin'
Like somethin' from the oven
"Pillsbury"
Misheard Lyrics:
My home to yours
Original Lyrics:
My heart to yours
"Pizza Bagel Bites"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza going down a sofa
Original Lyrics:
Pizza going down so fine
"Pizza Hut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makin’ the grade
Original Lyrics:
Makin’ it great
"Pizza Hut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza hot, makin' it great!
Original Lyrics:
Pizza Hut, makin' it great!
"Playskool Clipo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plinko, Plinko, Plinko
Original Lyrics:
Clipo, Clipo, Clipo
"Playskool jingle (What Will They Think of Next?)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaving so much day by day
Original Lyrics:
Changing so much day by day
"Poison Control Center (We're Not Candy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're sick, we come in candy...
But...we're not candy!
Original Lyrics:
When you're sick, we come in handy...
But...we're not candy!
"Polaner All Fruit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please pass the offer
or
Please pass this offer
Original Lyrics:
Please pass the All Fruit
"Polaner All Fruit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you please pass a chair?
Original Lyrics:
Would you please pass the jelly?
"Polaner All Fruit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you please pass the trash?
Original Lyrics:
Would you please pass the jelly?
"Polaroid Swinger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pizza swinger
Original Lyrics:
Meet the Swinger
"Pontiac"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been excited
Original Lyrics:
We build excitement
"Popeyes Chicken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lose the 'atta' fast
Original Lyrics:
Louisiana fast
"Popeyes Chicken"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love my chicken from popeyes
Original Lyrics:
Louisiana fast
"Popeyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot pockets from Popeye
Original Lyrics:
Love that chicken from Popeyes
"Popeyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love that dickhead from Popeye
Original Lyrics:
Love that chicken from Popeyes
"Popeyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Music the way it fries!
Original Lyrics:
Love that chicken from Popeyes
"Priceline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to your half price
Original Lyrics:
Go to your happy price
"Prilosec OTC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick your ass
or
Shake your ass
Original Lyrics:
Kick your antacid
"Pringles"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the refried taste
Original Lyrics:
It's the deep-fried taste
"Progresso"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make it Picasso or make it yourself
Original Lyrics:
Make it Progresso or make it yourself
"Project Yellow Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your call night for a snack
Original Lyrics:
Your car might get smacked
"Prudential"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Rock, The Prudential
Above and be young
Original Lyrics:
The Rock, The Prudential
Above and beyond
"Pull-Ups"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went from drinking from baby bottles to sitting cops
Original Lyrics:
Went from drinking from baby bottles to sippy cups
"Push Pop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bulls*** Push Pop
Original Lyrics:
Push a Push Pop
"Put A Smile On (McDonald's TV Commercial Jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your groove thing on, get your groove thing on
Original Lyrics:
Put a smile on, put a smile on.
"Put A Smile On (McDonald's TV Commercial Jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull a fire alarm, pull a fire alarm.
Original Lyrics:
Put a smile on, put a smile on.
"Put a Smile On (McDonald's TV Commercial Jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring the files on, bring the files on.
Original Lyrics:
Put a smile on, put a smile on.
"Put a Smile On (McDonald's TV Commercial Jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am fender I am fender
Original Lyrics:
Put a smile on, put a smile on.
"Put a Smile On (McDonald's TV Commercial Jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am fender. I am fender
Original Lyrics:
Put a smile on, put a smile on.
"Put a Smile On (McDonald's TV Commercial Jingle)"
Misheard Lyrics:
beat the misers beat the misers
Original Lyrics:
Put a smile on, put a smile on.
Kim and grandma interrupt daddy
"Rain-X"
Misheard Lyrics:
And get superior driving disability at a great value
Original Lyrics:
And get superior driving visibility at a great value
"Raisinets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cash some Raisinets
Original Lyrics:
Catch some Raisinets
"Raymour & Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh bear says it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children see it all.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
To blave say it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
As we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff," (The Princess Bride) I'm glad I'm not alone.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
To naysay it all.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today save it all.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too late say it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too late to see it all.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too late, sing along
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toolay toosay it all (gibberish, like fa la la lah)
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
True they save it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tune in, see it all.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two days see it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two lane say it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
I have seen these commercials for months now and never knew what they were saying. For the longest time I didn't even think they were real words. Then after dozens of times I thought I heard Two Lane Say it All ...what the hell does mean I thought and what does it that have to do with furniture? Well I am very glad that I know it's Two names say it all, yet that is a pretty lame tag line if you ask me. What do two names say that one does not? It's just bad.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two legs say it all
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two names and you're off
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Raymour and Flanigan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two-Day, Saaale.
Original Lyrics:
Two names say it all.
"Reading Is Fundamental"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reading is ornamental
Original Lyrics:
Reading is fundamental
"Red Lobster"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're American dogs for seafood.
Original Lyrics:
Where America goes for seafood
"Red Lobster"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're the seafood lover in you
Original Lyrics:
For the seafood lover in you
"Red Robin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red Robin...Yo!
Original Lyrics:
Red Robin...Yum!
"Reese's"
Misheard Lyrics:
If this was a racist TV ad,
Original Lyrics:
If this was a Reese's TV ad,
"Rice Krispies (A Rice Day)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's going to be a lice day
Original Lyrics:
It's going to be a rice day
"Rice Krispies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snack, Clap, and Puff
Right Scriptsies
Original Lyrics:
Snap, Crackle, Pop
Rice Krispies
"Rice-A-Roni"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you tried the new Rice-a-Roni Rice Peel-Off
Rice Peel-Off? It's Urban Butter
Original Lyrics:
Have you tried the new Rice-a-Roni Rice Pilaf
Rice Pilaf? It's Herb 'n' Butter
"Rice-A-Roni"
Misheard Lyrics:
The San Francisco Drink
Original Lyrics:
The San Francisco Treat
"Rice-a-Roni"
Misheard Lyrics:
The San Francisco Street
Original Lyrics:
The San Francisco Treat
"Ricola"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ebola
or
E. Coli
Original Lyrics:
Ricola
"Rock Lords"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock Lords: Power from living rocks.
Original Lyrics:
Rock Lords: Powerful living rocks.
"RockAuto.com"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lower prices, more parts, more friends
Original Lyrics:
Lower prices, more parts, more brands
"RockAuto.com"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ricotta
Original Lyrics:
RockAuto
"RoomStore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Putting it all in heaven
Original Lyrics:
Putting it all together
"Rooms to Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really, really like Obama’s stuff
Original Lyrics:
I really, really like all of my stuff
"Roto-Rooter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call RoboCrook, that's the game
And away goes travel Dr. Dre
Original Lyrics:
Call Roto-Rooter, that's the name
And away go troubles down the drain
RoboCrook is the name of the crook in the Carmen Sandiego franchise.
"Sabra Hummus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just had solved a promise and now I feel good
Original Lyrics:
I just had Sabra hummus and now I feel good
"Safe Auto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play this game
Original Lyrics:
Play it safe
"Sam Goody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sam Goody, golly!
Original Lyrics:
Sam Goody got it!
"Sara Lee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody does it like Sara Lee.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
"Sara Lee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody doesn't like the 70s
Original Lyrics:
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee
"Sasson Jeans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh-la-la Sassoon
Original Lyrics:
Ooh-la-la Sasson
"Sea-Bond"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't taste my dentures anymore
Original Lyrics:
I don't paste my dentures anymore
"Seaman's Furniture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say "Ladies first"
Original Lyrics:
See Seaman's first
"Sears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come see the soccer balls at Sears
Original Lyrics:
Come see the softer side of Sears
"Sega Genesis"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't do this unattended
Original Lyrics:
You can't do this on Nintendo
"Shasta"
Misheard Lyrics:
Icona Pop
Original Lyrics:
I wanna pop
"Sherwin-Williams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask Sherman Hemsley
Original Lyrics:
Ask Sherwin-Williams
"ShopRite Can Can"
Misheard Lyrics:
From can, toucan, toucan, toucan
Original Lyrics:
From can to can to can to can
"ShopRite Holiday Jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
ShopRite is the place for the holidays
Original Lyrics:
ShopRite does it right for the holidays
"Showbiz Pizza"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where a kid can be impaired
Original Lyrics:
Where a kid can be a kid
Later, when they took over Chuck E. Cheese and assumed its name, they used this slogan from then on.
"Shower to Shower"
Misheard Lyrics:
A sprinkle a day helps keep orders away
Original Lyrics:
A sprinkle a day helps keep odor away
"Skip-It"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a Pantene on this bomb
Original Lyrics:
There's a counter on this ball
"Skittles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss the rainbow of fruit flavors
Original Lyrics:
Taste the rainbow of fruit flavors
"Skyrizi"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see nothin' in a different way
It's my moment so I just gotta stay
Nothin' is everything
Original Lyrics:
I see nothin' in a different way
It's my moment so I just gotta say
Nothin' is everything
"Sleep Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up all cheaters
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, achievers
"Sleepy's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just sleepy for the rest of your life
Original Lyrics:
Trust Sleepy's for the rest of your life
"Slinky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold your nose, it's stinky
Original Lyrics:
Everyone knows it's Slinky
"Slinky"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's stinky, it's stinky
Original Lyrics:
It's Slinky, it's Slinky
"Slinky"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are to get a Slinky
Original Lyrics:
You ought to get a Slinky
"Smash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch M*A*S*H, get Smash
Original Lyrics:
For mash get Smash
Smash is a popular brand of instant mashed potato sold in the UK, famous for their robots in their ads.
"Smile Direct Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smile, director!
Original Lyrics:
Smile Direct Club
"Smokey Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only you can prevent chorus lines
Original Lyrics:
Only you can prevent forest fires
"Snickers: Most Satisfying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prancing nougat in the middle
Original Lyrics:
Prancing nougat in the meadow
"Snickers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Satisfy it
Original Lyrics:
Satisfyin'
"Snickers"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a hundred inside you
Original Lyrics:
There's a hunger inside you
"Sonic Drive-In"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only a miracle drive-in
Original Lyrics:
Sonic, America's Drive-In
"Soup Starter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soup Sturter
Original Lyrics:
Soup Starter
"Space Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
...for the incredibly low price of only $19.99
Original Lyrics:
...for the incredibly low price of only $19.95
"Spatini Spaghetti Sauce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spartini Spaghetti Sauce
Original Lyrics:
Spatini Spaghetti Sauce
"Special K Protein Cereal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad?
Original Lyrics:
Donuts?
This commercial features a little girl with box of donuts in hand, trying to sell the donuts.
"Speedway"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Bohemian stars of Speedway
Original Lyrics:
The convenience stores of Speedway
"Speedway"
Misheard Lyrics:
The convenient stores of Speedway
Original Lyrics:
The convenience stores of Speedway
"Spic 'n Span"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's not a hound in dog.
Original Lyrics:
There's not a hound in Georgia.
These lyrics were spoken by the late Minnie Pearl.
"Sponsor Plug"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bronchial by...
Original Lyrics:
Brought to you by...
"Sponsor Plug"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sponsored by...
Kellogg's
Because your next day starts with breakfast
Original Lyrics:
Sponsored by...
Kellogg's
Because your best days start with breakfast
"Sportmart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor sports, it's Sportmart.
Original Lyrics:
For sports, it's Sportmart.
Sportmart was a sporting goods chain popular in the Chicago area and surrounding states in the 1980s, which later merged with Sports Authority. As a child, I always wondered why their jingle seemed to say "poor sports"....until I learned to read!
"Sprite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a surprise for you
Original Lyrics:
I like the Sprite in you
"Stanley Steemer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call 1-800-SCREAMER
Original Lyrics:
Call 1-800-STEEMER
"Star Belly Dream Lites"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry, strawberry
Strawberry cream pops
Original Lyrics:
Star Belly, Star Belly
Star Belly Dream Lites
"Starburst"
Misheard Lyrics:
The douche is loose
Original Lyrics:
The juice is loose
"State Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a good Navy
State Fart is there
Original Lyrics:
Like a good neighbor
State Farm is there
"State Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody burned down my shoe shed
Original Lyrics:
Somebody burned down my she shed
"Stetson (Christmas commercial)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stetson makes it easy on you
Original Lyrics:
Stetson makes it easy for you
"Stop, Drop And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
If your clothes catch on fire
Stop, rock 'n' roll.
Original Lyrics:
If your clothes catch on fire
Stop, drop, and roll.
Seriously, you know what to do when your clothes catch fire. Smokey bear says, 'Only you can prevent forest fires!'
"Stouffer's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chauffeur's
Nothing comes closer to whom?
Original Lyrics:
Stouffer's
Nothing comes closer to home
"Stridex"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the fruit?
Original Lyrics:
See the proof?
"Stridex"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fruit is on the pad
Original Lyrics:
The proof is on the pad
"Sugar Twin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar Teen
or
Sugar Tween
Original Lyrics:
Sugar Twin
"Sultana Bran Ad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me Sultana's from the grape vine
Taste so good, I wonder who just died.
Original Lyrics:
Give me Sultana's from the grape vine
Taste so good, I want them all the time.
"Sunny Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm to like it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm delighted.
These lyrics are spoken rather than sung.
"Sunsweet Prunes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it feels good in me
Original Lyrics:
It feels good to feel good
"TD Bank"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to bang Hugh in a can
Original Lyrics:
It's time to bank human again
"TNT: We Know Drama"
Misheard Lyrics:
We love drama
Original Lyrics:
We know drama
"TV Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to B.B. King
Original Lyrics:
Take me to TV Land
"Tab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Less tatse.
Original Lyrics:
Let's taste!
"Tab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tab, what a beautiful treat
Original Lyrics:
Tab, what a beautiful drink
"Taco Bell Gorditas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paste Supreme today
Then Santa's fake
Original Lyrics:
Taste Supreme today
Then Santa Fe
"Taco Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run for the boredom
Original Lyrics:
Run for the border
"Talbots"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talbots
It's a plastic
Original Lyrics:
Talbots
It's a classic
"Tareyton"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thus Tareyton smokers would rather fight than swish!
Original Lyrics:
Us Tareyton smokers would rather fight than switch!
"Tecfidera"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine what you could do with fewer relaxes
Original Lyrics:
Imagine what you could do with fewer relapses
"Tena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing's pissed with Tena twist
Original Lyrics:
Nothing's missed with Tena twist
"Tennessee Pride sausage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up a package two of Tennessee Pride.
Original Lyrics:
Take home ya' a package of Tennessee Pride.
He laughed so hard at me, asking where do they talk like that "package two", really?! I suggested, somewhere in Tennesse,I guess.:) Please confirm! Who is right? Im just saying, who eats a "pound or two" of sausage?! Lol
"Tennessee Pride sausage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pick up a pound or two of Tennessee pride
Original Lyrics:
Take home ya' a package of Tennessee Pride.
"Tennessee Pride sausage"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me a package of Tennessee Pride.
Original Lyrics:
Take home ya' a package of Tennessee Pride.
"Tennessee Pride sausage"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call the package the Tennessee pride
Original Lyrics:
Take home ya' a package of Tennessee Pride.
"The Address is CBS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be undressed, it's CBS
Original Lyrics:
The address is CBS
"The Arbor Day Foundation: Trees Are Terrific!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carnie's Arbor Day Foundation spreads the worm across the nation about trees
Original Lyrics:
Carly's Arbor Day Foundation spreads the word across the nation about trees
"The Arbor Day Foundation: Trees are Terrific!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreams are terrific!
Original Lyrics:
Trees are terrific!
"The Bahamas"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's better than the Bahamas
Original Lyrics:
It's better in the Bahamas
"The Cub Scouts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wolf Cub, Bear Cub, We blow
Original Lyrics:
Wolf Cub, Bear Cub, Webolos
"The General Insurance"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the next car insurance rates in town
Call 1-800-GENERAL now!
Original Lyrics:
For the best car insurance rates in town
Call 1-800-GENERAL now!
"The Good Olds Guys"
Misheard Lyrics:
From your foosball, foosball guys
Original Lyrics:
From your Good Olds, Good Olds Guys
This was the jingle for "The Good Olds Guys", used for the local dealers in the New York/New Jersey area, famous for its changing pictures of men dubbed "The Good Olds Guys" on a border of the screen.
"The Villages"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're filling s***s
Florida's framing this hometown
Original Lyrics:
The Villages
Florida's friendliest hometown
"The Wiz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Obama beats the Wiz
Original Lyrics:
Nobody beats the Wiz
"Thomas' English Muffins"
Misheard Lyrics:
With all the nooks and grannies to hold the melted butter
Original Lyrics:
With all the nooks and crannies to hold the melted butter
"Tide Purclean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because it's made with pants
Original Lyrics:
Because it's made with plants
"Time magazine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out and understand
Original Lyrics:
Read Time and understand
"Tonight, Let It Be Lowenbrau"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
The beer that we hold
Must mean something more somehow.
So tonight, tonight let it be Lowenbrau
Original Lyrics:
Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
The beer we'll pour
Must say something more somehow
So tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.
"Tonight, Let It Be Lowenbrau"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
The beer we're told
Must be something more somehow
So tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau
or
Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
The beer is bold
Must be something more somehow
'cause tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.
or
Here's to good friends. tonight is kinda special
The beer is cold
Must be something more somehow
So tonght, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.
Original Lyrics:
Here's to good friends, tonight is kinda special
The beer we'll pour
Must say something more somehow
So tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau.
"Tonight, Let It Be Lowenbrau"
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to good friends
Original Lyrics:
Here's to good friends
I used to think this jingle sounded like "When I Need You" by Leo Sayer.
"Toujeo"
Misheard Lyrics:
To jail.
Original Lyrics:
Toujeo.
"Toys R Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna go out
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna grow up
"Toys R Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna grow up from a Toys R Us kid
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid
"Toys R Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a Carla
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to grow up
"Trelegy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trilogy, counting 1-2-3
Original Lyrics:
Trelegy, the power of 1-2-3
"Trolli Glow Wirms"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to Milan
or
Welcome to New York
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to your land
"Trolli Glow Wirms"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to our band
Sorry 'bout your gran
It's all so clear it's better here
Troli Troli Troli
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to our land
Sorry 'bout your hand
It's better here, it's fun in here
Trolli, Trolli, Trolli
"Trolli Glow Wirms"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to our lamb
Sorry 'bout your ham
We're all in gear, it's fun in here
Trolli, Trolli, Trolli
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to our land
Sorry 'bout your hand
It's better here, it's fun in here
Trolli, Trolli, Trolli
"Trolli Glow Wirms"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to our land
We're crawling down your hand
Come in near it's fun in here
Trolli, Trolli, Trolli
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to our land
Sorry 'bout your hand
It's better here, it's fun in here
Trolli, Trolli, Trolli
"Twister"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Twister
From Indy
It's Twister
From Emgy
Original Lyrics:
It's Twister
From M.B.
M.B. is short for Milton Bradley, the toy company that manufactured the game Twister.
"Twister"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hot Spock
Original Lyrics:
The hot spot
"Twister"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a farting going down
Original Lyrics:
There's a party going down
"Twister"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twister
The hot stuff
Original Lyrics:
Twister
The hot spot
"Twix ad (uk)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crunchy, chewy, creamy, f**kin' solid
Original Lyrics:
Crunchy, chewy, creamy, it's all in the hole
"Twix"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two for meat
Nuns for you
Original Lyrics:
Two for me
None for you
"Twix"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can keep on, keep on movin' with this
Original Lyrics:
You can keep on, keep on movin' with Twix
"Two Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like yogurt for your tastebuds
Original Lyrics:
It's like yoga for your tastebuds
"Two Guys"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lisa Bonet for you at Two Guys, naturally
Original Lyrics:
We save money for you at Two Guys, naturally
"UPN (Pre-Launch - Opera)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forget the packs, think facts
Trying something new
Original Lyrics:
Forget the past, think fast
Time for something new
"USAA"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must say hey
Original Lyrics:
USAA
"Ultra Brite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother had a feeling
At night I'm too appealing
So mother never sold me all that Ultra Brite
Original Lyrics:
Mother had a feeling
I might be too appealing
So mother never told me about Ultra Brite
"United States Postal Service"
Misheard Lyrics:
We deliver for Pooh
Original Lyrics:
We deliver for you
"UroLift"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brer side effects
Original Lyrics:
Rare side effects
"Venus?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis. I've got pliers
Vagina fires.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
For the razor product known as Venus; song used is a remake of the song "Venus" as originally performed by Shocking Blue (and covered by Bananarama).
"Very Local"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody loves a liquid doo
Original Lyrics:
Nobody does it like we do
"Verzenio"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I treat my NBC
Original Lyrics:
And I treat my MBC
"Viewers Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And contributions to your PBS station
From viewer's IQ. Thank you.
Original Lyrics:
And contributions to your PBS station
From viewers like you. Thank you.
"Virginia Slims"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've come the wrong way, baby
Original Lyrics:
You've come a long way, baby
"Visa"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's everything you want to see
Original Lyrics:
It's everywhere you want to be
"Vizzy Hard Seltzer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disney
Original Lyrics:
Vizzy
"Vlasic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that's the best chasing pickle I ever hurled
Original Lyrics:
Now that's the best tasting pickle I ever heard
"Volkswagen Commercial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unleaded, unleaded, unleaded knock you out
Original Lyrics:
I'ma let it, I'ma let it, I'ma let it knock you out.
To the tune of "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J.
"Voost"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to boost it, boost it
Original Lyrics:
I like to Voost it, Voost it
"Voya Financial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goya
Original Lyrics:
Voya
"Voya Financial"
Misheard Lyrics:
No-go
Original Lyrics:
Voya
"Voya Financial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Voila!
Original Lyrics:
Voya!
"WCBS-TV - 2002 Yankees Season"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got the Icees
or
We love the Yankees
Original Lyrics:
We got the Yankees
"WCBS-TV Lonnie Quinn"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta listen to alarm me, quick!
Original Lyrics:
You gotta listen to Lonnie Quinn
"WCBS-TV: No Place I'd Rather Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no place I'd rather sleep
Original Lyrics:
There's no place I'd rather be
"WNBC (We're 4 New York)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up, New York!
Original Lyrics:
We're 4 New York!
"WNEW-TV: Forty Years of Fine Tuning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty years of Lampooning
Original Lyrics:
Forty years of fine tuning
"WNEW-TV: Forty Years of Fine Tuning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty years of shampooing
Original Lyrics:
Forty years of fine tuning
"WOR-TV - 1985 Mets Season"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cash for rising stars
Original Lyrics:
Catch a rising star
"WTAF-TV: Prime Time All the Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crime time all the time
Original Lyrics:
Prime time all the time
"Walmart (Wipe)"
Misheard Lyrics:
White, white
Original Lyrics:
Wipe, wipe
"Walt Disney World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call 1-407-W-DISNEY and make the train come true
Original Lyrics:
Call 1-407-W-DISNEY and make the dream come true
"Walt Disney World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm growing to Disney World!
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to Disney World!
"Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
HeyBear uve just what Annie
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
"Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s done it’s done it’s overdrawn
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
"Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mayberry R.F.D.
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
"Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naysayers got just what I need
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
"Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nightmare, you got just what I need
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
"Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nikki, you got just what I need
or
Mickey, you got just what I need
or
Ricky, you got just what I need
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
"Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wayfair, equals just what I need
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
"Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wayfair, what's that in your heiney?
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
"Wayfair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wayfair, you can check what I mean
Original Lyrics:
Wayfair, you got just what I need
"We're Mollie Stone's (Mollie Stone's Store)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a vegetable world at Mollie Stone's store
or
It's a festival world at Mollie Stone's store
or
It's a festival world at Mollie Stone's store
Original Lyrics:
It's the best of both worlds at Mollie Stone's store
Mollie Stone's is a small chain of supermarkets in the SF Bay Area
"Weebles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheaties water and they don't fall down
Original Lyrics:
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
"Weight Watchers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weight Watchers
This is livid
Original Lyrics:
Weight Watchers
This is living
"Welcome Home to a CBS Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome home to CBS 9
Original Lyrics:
Welcome home to a CBS night
"Wendy's - Choose Fresh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese fresh. Cheese Wendy's.
Original Lyrics:
Choose fresh. Choose Wendy's.
"Wendy's - The Best Burgers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best boogers in the business
or
The best burgers ain't your business
Original Lyrics:
The best burgers in the business
"Wendy's - Where's the Beef?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the beep?
Original Lyrics:
Where's the beef?
"Wendy's - You Know When It's Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know when it's rail
Original Lyrics:
You know when it's real
"Wendy's Fries"
Misheard Lyrics:
You authorized with that?
Original Lyrics:
You want fries with that?
"Werther's Original"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's alive
Original Lyrics:
It's a laugh
"Werther's Original"
Misheard Lyrics:
So glistening with its Golden Globe
Original Lyrics:
So glisten with its golden glow
"Western Union"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody needs some crash somehow
Original Lyrics:
Everybody needs some cash somehow
"White Diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor"
Misheard Lyrics:
These always brought me love
Original Lyrics:
These always brought me luck
"Wildroot Cream Oil Jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Robert Cream Oil, Charlie
Original Lyrics:
(Use) Wildroot Cream Oil, Charlie!
"Winston cigarettes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Winston tastes good like a cigarette shoe
Original Lyrics:
Winston tastes good like a cigarette should
"Winterfresh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nasty cool flavor
Nasty cool breath
Original Lyrics:
Icy cool flavor
Icy cool breath
"Wish-Bone Salad Dressing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish-Bone
World's Most Colorful Paste
Original Lyrics:
Wish-Bone
World's Most Colorful Taste
From a 1995 television ad.
"Woodstock Furniture Outlet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brand name interiors at outback prices
Original Lyrics:
Brand name interiors at outlet prices
Their slogan used to be "Our values are just your style," but they changed it to "Brand name interiors at outlet prices," and I like the newer slogan better, and don't ask me why, I never will know.
"Wrigley's Spearmint Gum"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's that little lick from Wrigley's Spearmint Gum
Original Lyrics:
It's that little lift from Wrigley's Spearmint Gum
"Wrigley's Spearmint Gum"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's that little mint from Wrigley's Spearmint Gum
Original Lyrics:
It's that little lift from Wrigley's Spearmint Gum
From a TV ad circa 1987
"Wynn Pontiac-Buick-GMC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say back when
or
Say back Gwen
or
Save at Gwen
Original Lyrics:
Save at Wynn
"Xeljans (drug)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zeljams, the Unjackson
Original Lyrics:
Xeljans, the Unjection
"Yoplait"
Misheard Lyrics:
I pay, you pay, we pay, we all pay
Original Lyrics:
I play, you play, we play, Yoplait
"York Peppermint Pattie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Peppermint Pattie
Get the sensation.
Original Lyrics:
York Peppermint Pattie
Get the sensation.
"Zayre"
Misheard Lyrics:
We’d like to make way for more
Original Lyrics:
We’d like to make Zayre your store
"Zest"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not full and clean
Original Lyrics:
You're not fully clean

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Selected Albums

Frank & Louie's Greatest Hits (Television Commercial Anthology)
Frank & Louie's Greatest Hits (Television Commercial Anthology)