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"After Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After midnight, we gonna let 'em all hang 'round.
Original Lyrics:
After midnight, we gonna let it all hang down.
"After Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After midnight, we're gonna chug-a-lug and shine
Original Lyrics:
After midnight, we're gonna chug-a-lug and shout
"After Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After midnight, we're gonna shank your kangaroo
Original Lyrics:
After midnight, we're gonna shake your tambourine
"After Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After midnight
We don't let it all hang around.
We don't let it all hang around.
Original Lyrics:
After midnight
We gonna let it all hang out.
We gonna let it all hang out.
"After Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After midnight
We don't let it all hang out
We don't let it all hang out
Original Lyrics:
After midnight
We gonna let it all hang out
We gonna let it all hang out
"After Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
After midnight
We gonna let it all hang down.
We gonna let it all hang down.
Original Lyrics:
After midnight
We gonna let it all hang out.
We gonna let it all hang out.
"After Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Midnight, he's gonna let it all hang out
Original Lyrics:
After midnight we're gonna let it all hang out
"After Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down
Original Lyrics:
After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang out
"After Midnight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Midnight
we're gonna let it all hang out
we're gonna let it all hang out
Original Lyrics:
After midnight
we're gonna let it all hang out
we're gonna let it all hang out
"Alberta" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hellburner Hellburner where you've been so long?
Original Lyrics:
Alberta Alberta where you've been so long?
"Bad Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows Tone Loc can't burn.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows strong love can't burn.
"Bad Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get tough, stand up
I need something I can be proud of.
I need something I can be proud of.
Original Lyrics:
Had enough bad love
I need something I can be proud of.
I need something I can be proud of.
"Bad Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had enough of that love
I need something that can't be brought up.
I need something that can't be brought up.
Original Lyrics:
I've had enough of bad love
I need something I can be proud of.
I need something I can be proud of.
"Before You Accuse Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before you accuse me
Take a look John Sam.
Take a look John Sam.
Original Lyrics:
Before you accuse me
Take a look at yourself.
Take a look at yourself.
"Before You Accuse Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buoyant chewing baby
Take a look at yourself
Take a look at yourself
Original Lyrics:
Before you accuse me
Take a look at yourself
Take a look at yourself
"Behind the Mask"
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk around suffering my food
Original Lyrics:
I walk around suffering in my doom
"Behind the Mask"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the way you try
Original Lyrics:
That's the way you cry
"Behind the Mask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was I invited 'til you masterbate?
Well the party's over so now take off your face.
Well the party's over so now take off your face.
Original Lyrics:
Was I invited to your masquerade?
Well the party's over so now take off your face.
Well the party's over so now take off your face.
"Bell Bottom Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to layaway
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to fade away
"Change The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, if I'm good
or
Even if I'm good
or
Even if I'm good
Original Lyrics:
Baby, if I could
"Change The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would be the sunlight in your uterus
Original Lyrics:
I would be the sunlight in your universe
"Change The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane's the world
I would be some guy in the universe
I would be some guy in the universe
Original Lyrics:
Change the world
I would be the sunlight in your universe
I would be the sunlight in your universe
"Change The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That this lover hasn't said
Original Lyrics:
That this love I have inside
"Change the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would be the songwriter in the universe
Original Lyrics:
I would be the sunlight in your universe
"Change the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would beat up some guy in the universe
Original Lyrics:
I would be the sunlight in your universe
"Change the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would picture some guy in the universe
Original Lyrics:
I would be the sunlight in your universe
"Change the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe if I could change the world
Original Lyrics:
Baby, if I could change the world
"Circus"
Misheard Lyrics:
And his smile so blight
Original Lyrics:
And his smile so bright
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hips don't lie, hips don't lie, hips don't lie, Piqué
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't wanna out
Hit it down on the ground
Crochet
Hit it down on the ground
Crochet
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna hang out
You've gotta take her out
Cocaine
You've gotta take her out
Cocaine
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you got bad news
You wanna kick their bruise
Cocaine.
You wanna kick their bruise
Cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
If you got bad news
You wanna kick them blues
Cocaine.
You wanna kick them blues
Cocaine.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna hang out you gotta take her out. Okay.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground. Okay.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie. Okay.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground. Okay.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie. Okay.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna hang out you gotta take her out. Cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground. Cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground. Cocaine.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If your guts ridin' loose, you wanna kick that goose
Original Lyrics:
If you got bad news, you wanna kick the blues
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If your thing is gone, and you wanna hard on, cocaine
Original Lyrics:
If your thing is gone, and you wanna ride on, cocaine
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It don't lie
It don't lie
It don't lie
Croquet
It don't lie
It don't lie
Croquet
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie,
she don't lie,
she don't lie,
cocaine.
she don't lie,
she don't lie,
cocaine.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Alright, It's Alright, It's Alright, OK!
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, cocaine
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright
It's okay.
It's okay.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine
Cocaine
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Okay!
Okay!
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine
Cocaine
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** don't lie, s*** don't lie, s*** don't lie, cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** on rye, s*** on rye, s*** on rye
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She does lines! She does lines! She does lines! Of cociane!
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie! She don't lie! She don't lie! Cocaine!!
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She does lines, she does lines, she does lines
Cocaine
Cocaine
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Propane.
Propane.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like cocaine
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, croquet
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like, cupcakes.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't like, she don't like, she don't like
Cooking
Cooking
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine
Cocaine
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't mind, She don't mind, She don't mind, Cocaine
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, She don't lie, She don't lie, Cocaine
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She don't mind, she don't mind, she don't mind, okay.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, She don't lie, She don't lie, Cocaine
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gonna buy, she gonna buy, she gonna buy Rogaine
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie Cocaine
I really thought he was singing about his significant other buying him some Rogaine for hair loss and I almost died laughing.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She gonna buy, she gonna buy, she gonna buy... cocaine
or
Sheep go baa, sheep go baa, sheep go baa... cocaine
or
Sheep go baa, sheep go baa, sheep go baa... cocaine
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaine.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a fly, she's a fly, she's a fly.
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine!
Cocaine!
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's all right, she's all right, she's all right
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's alright, she's alright, she's alright
She's okay!
She's okay!
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine!
Cocaine!
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheep don't lie, sheep don't lie, sheep don't lie
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine!
Cocaine!
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheep go bahh, sheep go bahh sheep go bahh; That's ok
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot a line, shoot a line, shoot a line
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
"Cocaine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you wanna get down
Down on the ground
Croquet.
Down on the ground
Croquet.
Original Lyrics:
When you wanna get down
Down on the ground
Cocaine.
Down on the ground
Cocaine.
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before I'll talk to the mosque
Original Lyrics:
Before I can talk to the boss
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Four letter woman
or
Four Headed Woman
or
Foreheaded Woman
or
Foreheaded Woman
Original Lyrics:
Forever Man
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your ball rubbin' man
Original Lyrics:
I will be your forever man
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your four-legged man
Original Lyrics:
I will be your forever man
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be your four-level man.
Original Lyrics:
I will be your forever man.
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your bald little man!
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your forever man!
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your bald rebel man!
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your forever man!
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your four letter man
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your forever man
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your poor rebel man
Original Lyrics:
I'll be your forever man
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll try to be your bull of a man.
Original Lyrics:
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll try to be your four-level man.
Original Lyrics:
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Level man, level man, level man
Original Lyrics:
Forever man, forever man, forever man
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little man, little man, little man
Original Lyrics:
Forever man, forever man, forever man
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor little woman ...
poor little man
poor little man
Original Lyrics:
Forever woman ...
forever man
forever man
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubber man, rubber man, rubber man (forever man)
Original Lyrics:
Forever man, forever man, forever man (forever man)
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Want to be my poor lovin' woman.
I'm trying to be your poor lovin' man.
Little man, little man, little man (poor little man).
I'm trying to be your poor lovin' man.
Little man, little man, little man (poor little man).
Original Lyrics:
Want you to be my forever woman,
I'm trying to be your forever man.
Forever man, forever man, forever man (forever man).
I'm trying to be your forever man.
Forever man, forever man, forever man (forever man).
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be a fourth of a woman
I'm tryin' to be your warm lovin' man.
I'm tryin' to be your warm lovin' man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman
I'll try to be your forever man.
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my floor-level woman
I'll try to be your floor-level man.
I'll try to be your floor-level man.
Original Lyrics:
Wont you be my forever woman
I'll try to be your forever man.
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my foreign woman
I'll try to be your foreign man
or
Won't you be my fun lovin' woman
I'll try to be your fun lovin' man.
I'll try to be your foreign man
or
Won't you be my fun lovin' woman
I'll try to be your fun lovin' man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman
I'll try to be your forever man.
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my form-letter woman?
I'll try to be your forever man.
I'll try to be your forever man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man.
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my four-legged woman?
Tryin' to be a four-legged man.
Tryin' to be a four-legged man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman?
Tryin' to be your forever man.
Tryin' to be your forever man.
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my horrible woman?
I'll try to be your horrible man.
I'll try to be your horrible man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man
I'll try to be your forever man
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my poor rebel woman?
I'll try to be your poor rebel man.
I'll try to be your poor rebel man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man.
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you be my portable woman?
I'll try to be your portable man.
I'll try to be your portable man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man.
I'll try to be your forever man.
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won'tcha be my Fall River woman
Original Lyrics:
Won'tcha be my forever woman
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could be my poor little woman
I could be your poor little man
Little man, little man, little man.
I could be your poor little man
Little man, little man, little man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't you be my forever woman?
I'll try to be your forever man
Forever man, forever man, forever man.
I'll try to be your forever man
Forever man, forever man, forever man.
"Hello Old Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I am strolling down the g******ed park
Original Lyrics:
As I am strolling down the garden path
"Hello Old Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a flower growing in the dark
Original Lyrics:
I saw a flower glowing in the dark
"Hello Old Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you walking underneath the store
Original Lyrics:
I saw you walking underneath the stars
"Hello Old Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you walking underneath the storm
Original Lyrics:
I saw you walking underneath the stars
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All around to my heart now
Original Lyrics:
All around my hometown
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I did not shoot the dead pony.
Original Lyrics:
But I did not shoot the deputy.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I swear it was in sucky pants.
Original Lyrics:
But I swear it was in self-defense.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I swear it wasn't stuffy pants.
Original Lyrics:
But I swear it was in self-defense.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time that I claimed to see
He said, 'Kill it before it goes'.
He said, 'Kill it before it goes'.
Original Lyrics:
Every time that I plant a seed
He said, 'Kill it before it grows'.
He said, 'Kill it before it grows'.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time that I plan to see.
Original Lyrics:
Everytime that I plant a seed.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time that I planned a scene
He'd say, 'Killing people is gross'.
He'd say, 'Killing people is gross'.
Original Lyrics:
Every time that I'd plant a seed
He'd say, 'Kill it before it grows.'
He'd say, 'Kill it before it grows.'
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes shocked from Sharon
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes shocked to Sharon
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the cherry
or
I'm shopping with Sherry
or
High shockin' Sherry
or
Hi shopping Cheryl
or
Hi shopping Cheryl
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
Originally written as a Reggae tune by Bob Marley
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I Shot the Sheriff,
but I didn't shoot him dead enough!
but I didn't shoot him dead enough!
Original Lyrics:
I Shot the Sheriff,
but I didn't shoot the Deputy
but I didn't shoot the Deputy
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought some spare ribs.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shocked Sherrie
but I did not shock Debbie
but I did not shock Debbie
Original Lyrics:
I shot the Sheriff
but I did not shoot the Deputy
but I did not shoot the Deputy
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shopped for spare ribs.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the devil
or
I shot Sherry, but I did not shoot Debbie
or
I shot Sherry, but I did not shoot Debbie
Original Lyrics:
I Shot the Sheriff, but I didn't shoot the Deputy
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot Sherry
But I didn't shoot Debbie.
But I didn't shoot Debbie.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy.
But I didn't shoot no deputy.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the Sheriff
But I swear I was in safety pants.
But I swear I was in safety pants.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the Sheriff
But I swear it was in self-defense.
But I swear it was in self-defense.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the Sheriff
But I swear he was in silky pants.
But I swear he was in silky pants.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the Sheriff
But I swear it was in self-defense.
But I swear it was in self-defense.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff,
but I did not shoot the death of him
but I did not shoot the death of him
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff,
but I did not shoot the deputy
but I did not shoot the deputy
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deaf in him
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I did not shoot him dead, you see!
But I did not shoot him dead, you see!
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I did not shoot the deputy
But I did not shoot the deputy
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I did not shoot the turkey from Mars.
But I did not shoot the turkey from Mars.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I did not shoot the deputy.
But I did not shoot the deputy.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot the gun, you see.
But I didn't shoot the gun, you see.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot the deputy.
But I didn't shoot the deputy.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot the debutante.
But I didn't shoot the debutante.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot the deputy.
But I didn't shoot the deputy.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I swear he wore some silky pants.
But I swear he wore some silky pants.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I swear it was in self-defense.
But I swear it was in self-defense.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I swear he wore some silky pants.
But I swear he wore some silky pants.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
But I swear it was in self-defense.
But I swear it was in self-defense.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot the sherry
But I did not shoot no deputy.
But I did not shoot no deputy.
Original Lyrics:
I shot the Sheriff
But I did not shoot no deputy.
But I did not shoot no deputy.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice Chapter Charades
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
Would have been an intriguing title IMO
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice chapter charades
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheriff Johnson who has hated me
For what I don't know
Every time that I clanged a sea
He said killin' people ignorant
He said killin' people ignorant.
For what I don't know
Every time that I clanged a sea
He said killin' people ignorant
He said killin' people ignorant.
Original Lyrics:
Sheriff John Brown always hated me
For what I don't know
Every time that I plant a seed
He said, 'Kill it before it grows'
He said, 'Kill it before it grows.'
For what I don't know
Every time that I plant a seed
He said, 'Kill it before it grows'
He said, 'Kill it before it grows.'
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They said they want to bring the Indian
For the killing of a deputy.
For the killing of a deputy.
Original Lyrics:
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a deputy.
For the killing of a deputy.
"I Shot The Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say they want to bring me green tea
Original Lyrics:
They say they want to bring me in guilty
"I Shot the Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I swear it was in septic tanks
Original Lyrics:
But I swear it was in self defense
"I Shot the Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For the caring of a deputy
Original Lyrics:
For the killing of a deputy
"I Shot the Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For the life of a chemistry
Original Lyrics:
For the life of a deputy
"I Shot the Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For the shilling from a deputy
Original Lyrics:
For the killing of a deputy
"I Shot the Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lamb Chop and Shari
Original Lyrics:
I shot the sheriff
Lamb Chop was our beloved puppet from the one and only Shari Lewis.
"I Shot the Sheriff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're tryin' to crack me down
Original Lyrics:
They're tryin' to track me down
"I've Got a Rock N Roll Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get awful - 57 Sherrys
Original Lyrics:
I get off on '57 Chevies
"It's In The Way That You Use It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better like this.
Original Lyrics:
Never like this.
"It's In The Way That You Use It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody lonely 'til somebody come.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody's lonely 'til somebody's gone.
"It's In The Way That You Use It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' for gay rights, never like this.
Original Lyrics:
Walked on some thin ice, never like this.
"It's in the Way That You Use It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Freedom will show
Original Lyrics:
Feelings will show
"It's in the Way That You Use It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
digital energy music
Original Lyrics:
It's in the way that you use it
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Tom Selleck
You don't need to leave so soon.
You don't need to leave so soon.
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally
You don't need to leave so soon.
You don't need to leave so soon.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, Sally
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Doc Savage
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lame brown salad
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
Blister in my eye
Blister in my eye
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
Rest here in my arms
Rest here in my arms
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
The misty midnight hour
The misty midnight hour
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
And rest you in my arms
And rest you in my arms
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down salad
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally, brisket in my arms
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally, rest you in my arms
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a salad.
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make our salad
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
Made me laugh every time I heard it.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pass down the salad
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise our salad.
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down the cellar, I'll rest you in my arms
or
Way down South, and rested in my arms
or
Way down South, and rested in my arms
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally, and rest you in my arms
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down South
Arrested in my heart
Arrested in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
And rest you in my arms
And rest you in my arms
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down salad
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Sally.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down south
I arrested you with arms.
I arrested you with arms.
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
And rest you in my arms.
And rest you in my arms.
"Lay Down Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down south
Original Lyrics:
Lay down Sally
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A billion dollars, please.
Original Lyrics:
I'm beggin', darlin', please.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling won't you ease my weary back
Original Lyrics:
Darling won't you ease my worried mind
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling, won't you ease my dirty mind?
Original Lyrics:
Darling, won't you ease my worried mind?
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay love, your got me on my knees
Gay love, beggin' dollars please.
Gay love, beggin' dollars please.
Original Lyrics:
Layla, you got me on my knees
Layla, I'm beggin' darlin' please.
Layla, I'm beggin' darlin' please.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gay-love
You got me on my knees.
You got me on my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Layla
You got me on my knees.
You got me on my knees.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey love. Knock me off my feet, hey love
Original Lyrics:
Layla, got me on my knees, Layla
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, ho, you shot me on my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Layla, you got me on my knees.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to give you constipation
When your old man had let you down.
When your old man had let you down.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to give you consolation
When your old man had let you down.
When your old man had let you down.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to give you constipation
Original Lyrics:
I tried to give you consulation
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to give you tonsillitis.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to give you consolation.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to keep you constellation.
When your old man select you down.
Like a fool, I fell in love with you.
When your old man select you down.
Like a fool, I fell in love with you.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to give you consolation.
When your old man had let you down.
Like a fool, I fell in love with you.
When your old man had let you down.
Like a fool, I fell in love with you.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down, happy oh my breeze baby
Lay down, there you darling please
Lay down, darling won't you please my buried time?
Lay down, there you darling please
Lay down, darling won't you please my buried time?
Original Lyrics:
Layla, you've got me on my knees
Layla, I'm begging, darling please
Layla, darling won't you ease my worried mind?
Layla, I'm begging, darling please
Layla, darling won't you ease my worried mind?
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay-low
Original Lyrics:
Layla
This song was originally recorded by Derek And The Dominoes, which Clapton was a member of in the early 70's. Clapton later recorded a solo, "unplugged" version which became a big hit in the early 1990s.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Layla, rockin' on my knees
Original Lyrics:
Layla, you've got me on my knees.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Layla, walking on my knees
Original Lyrics:
Layla, you got me on my knees.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Layla. Kathy oh Marie.
Original Lyrics:
Layla. You've got me on my knees.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Light came through, I fell in love with you.
Original Lyrics:
Like a fool, I fell in love with you.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paid love
You've got me on my knees
Paid love.
You've got me on my knees
Paid love.
Original Lyrics:
Layla
You've got me on my knees
Layla.
You've got me on my knees
Layla.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain glove, you got me on my knees
Original Lyrics:
Layla, you got me on my knees
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you do when you get loaded?
Nobody's drinking by your side
Nobody's drinking by your side
Original Lyrics:
What do you do when you get lonely?
Nobody's waiting by your side
Nobody's waiting by your side
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you do when you get loaded?
Nobody's laying by your side.
Nobody's laying by your side.
Original Lyrics:
What do you do when you get lonely?
Nobody's waiting by your side.
Nobody's waiting by your side.
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What'll you do when you get hungry?
Original Lyrics:
What'll you do when you get lonely?
"Layla" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You always trust your foolish pride
Original Lyrics:
You know it's just your foolish pride
"Lonely Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lonely stranger here
Will be all my days.
Will be all my days.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a lonely stranger here
Well beyond my day.
Well beyond my day.
"Mainline Florida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Midnight Gloria
or
Midnight Florida
or
Midnight Florida
Original Lyrics:
Mainline Florida
"My Father's Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Day by day, I've realized
Original Lyrics:
Bit by bit, I've realized
"My Father's Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a Grinch that was washed away
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a bridge that was washed away
"My Father's Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a bitch that has washed away
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a bridge that has washed away
"My Father's Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a joyride on the run
Original Lyrics:
Just a toe rag on the run
"My Father's Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a toe ride on the run
Original Lyrics:
Just a toe rag on the run
"My Father's Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for my paradise
Original Lyrics:
Looking through my father's eyes.
"My Father's Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking through my fall design.
Original Lyrics:
Looking through my father's eyes.
"My Father's Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My foundations were made in May
Original Lyrics:
My foundations were made of clay
"My Father's Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Step by step, I realized
Original Lyrics:
Bit by bit, I realized
"My Father's Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the distant clouds of teeth
Original Lyrics:
Through the distant clouds of tears
"My Father's Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Dad gets at your beers
Through the distant clouds of tears
Through the distant clouds of tears
Original Lyrics:
When the jagged edge appears
Through the distant clouds of tears
Through the distant clouds of tears
"My Father's Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I look in my farmer's eyes
Original Lyrics:
When I look in my father's eyes
"No Alibis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give me no 'I love Alice'.
Original Lyrics:
Don't give me no alibis.
"No Alibis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give me no odd advice
Original Lyrics:
Don't give me no alibis.
"No Alibis"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more pies!
Original Lyrics:
No alibi
"Pretending" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows Tone Loc can't fail
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows strong love can't fail
"Pretending" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows tone loc can't play.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows strong love can't fail
"Pretending" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get lost in alibis
Sadness can't prevail
Everybody knows Tone Loc ain't fat
Sadness can't prevail
Everybody knows Tone Loc ain't fat
Original Lyrics:
I get lost in alibis
Sadness can't prevail
Everybody knows strong love can't fail
Sadness can't prevail
Everybody knows strong love can't fail
"Pretending" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get lost in alibis
Sadness can't prevail
Everyone knows Ton Loc ain't bad
Sadness can't prevail
Everyone knows Ton Loc ain't bad
Original Lyrics:
I get lost in alibis
Sadness can't prevail
Everybody knows strong love can't fail
Sadness can't prevail
Everybody knows strong love can't fail
"Pretending" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when she sets you up, pretending
or
Just won't you set you up, pretending
or
Just won't you set you up, pretending
Original Lyrics:
That's when she said she was pretending
"Promises" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what you do all night
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what you do at night
"Promises" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a brother we can relate
Original Lyrics:
I got a problem. Can you relate?
"Promises" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a problem
Down here of late
I got a woman
Drawin' my pay!
Down here of late
I got a woman
Drawin' my pay!
Original Lyrics:
I got a problem
Can you relate?
I got a woman
Callin' love hate.
Can you relate?
I got a woman
Callin' love hate.
"Promises" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a problem, getting laid
I got a woman calling love pain
I got a woman calling love pain
Original Lyrics:
I got a problem. Can you relate?
I got a woman calling love hate
I got a woman calling love hate
"Running on Faith" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Meego running on faith
Original Lyrics:
Then we'd go running on faith
"She Rides"
Misheard Lyrics:
She rides like a new potato
Original Lyrics:
She rides like a real beginner
"She's Waiting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's waiting for the mother load.
Original Lyrics:
She's waiting for another love.
"Superman Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even with a broken heart like mine
Original Lyrics:
Even with a broken heart I’m fine
"Superman Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep on bullsh--
Original Lyrics:
Keep on pushing
"Swing Low Sweet Chariot"
Misheard Lyrics:
I looked for anchovies
Original Lyrics:
I looked over Jordan
"Tears In Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time can break your heart
And both your knees.
And both your knees.
Original Lyrics:
Time can break your heart
Have you begging please.
Have you begging please.
"Tears in Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I know I don't be wrong here in heaven
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I know I don't belong here in heaven
"Tears in Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I know I don't belong here in Paris
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I know I don't belong here in heaven
"Tears in Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beyond the dark
There's whales and sharks
There's whales and sharks
Original Lyrics:
Beyond the door
There's peace I'm sure
There's peace I'm sure
"Tears in Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beyond the door
There's peace and show
There's peace and show
Original Lyrics:
Beyond the door
There's peace I'm sure
There's peace I'm sure
"Tears in Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't belong here in Paris
Original Lyrics:
I don't belong here in heaven
"Tears in Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you know I’m gay…
Original Lyrics:
Would you know my name…
"Tulsa Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin on toast and Tang
Original Lyrics:
Livin on Tulsa time
"Tulsa Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin on toast and thyme
Original Lyrics:
Livin on Tulsa time
"Tulsa Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin on toast and wine
Original Lyrics:
Livin on Tulsa time
"Tulsa Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on toast and time
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on Tulsa time
"Tulsa Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
When ya' gonna tell us the time
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on Tulsa time
"Willie And The Hand Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angina, angina, angina
Do that crazy angina
Do that crazy angina
Original Lyrics:
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive
Do that crazy hand jive
Do that crazy hand jive
"Willie And The Hand Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angina, angina
Ooh, that crazy angina.
Ooh, that crazy angina.
Original Lyrics:
Hand jive, hand jive
Ooh, that crazy hand jive.
Ooh, that crazy hand jive.
"Willie And The Hand Jive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doing that crazy angina.
Original Lyrics:
Do the crazy hand jive.
"Wonderful Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I wandering at all?
Original Lyrics:
And the wonder of it all
"Wonderful Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wander at home
Original Lyrics:
And the wonder of it all
"Wonderful Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And so I give her the coffee
Original Lyrics:
And so I give her the car keys
"Wonderful Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I gave her the copies
Original Lyrics:
So I gave her the car keys
"Wonderful Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I give her Dukakis.
Original Lyrics:
So I give her the car keys.
"Wonderful Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I give her the coffee
Original Lyrics:
So I give her the car keys
"Wonderful Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I give her the cookies
And she helps me to milk.
And she helps me to milk.
Original Lyrics:
So I give her the car keys
And she helps me to bed.
And she helps me to bed.
"Wonderful Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I pick up the garbage.
Original Lyrics:
So I give her the car keys.
"Wonderful Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I pour her the coffee.
Original Lyrics:
So I give her the car keys.
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