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"All Mixed Up"
She shatters me in the mirror.
She shadows me in the mirror.
"Bye Bye Love"
It's Bonsley Stye.
It's an orangy sky.
"Bye Bye Love"
It's an orange-aid sky
It's an orange-y sky
"Bye Bye Love"
It's just a f***ing alibi
It's just a broken lullaby
"Bye Bye Love"
It's just a perky lullaby.... bye, bye love.
It's just a broken lullaby.... bye, bye love
"Bye Bye Love"
It's just the perfume that you buy.
It's just a broken lullaby.
"Bye Bye Love"
It's orange inside.
It's an orange-y sky.
"Bye Bye Love"
It's orange juice time.
It's an orangy sky.
"Bye Bye Love"
Just a broken alibi
It's just a broken lullaby.
"Bye Bye Love"
Oh, wait, is it some other guy?
Always it’s some other guy.
"Bye Bye Love"
Substitution asked Confucious,
'What's inside your head?'
Substitution, mass confusion,
clouds inside my head
"Bye Bye Love"
Substitution asked Confucious
Stuck inside my head
Substitution, mass confusion
Clouds inside my head
"Bye, Bye Love"
You're f***ing up my energy.
Were fogging all my energies.
"Dangerous Type"
She's a nut like you.
She's a lot like you.
"Dangerous Type"
She's a nut like you
She's a lot like you
"Don't Cha Stop"
So dim, that I like.
So dim down the light.
"Drive"
Who's gonna blow up your ears when you street?
Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?
"Drive"
Who's gonna drive you home, Pork Pie?
Who's gonna drive you home tonight?
"Drive"
Who's gonna hold you down when you s***?
Who's gonna hold you down when you shake?
"Drive"
Who's gonna hold you down when you shhh?
Who's gonna hold you down when you shake?
"Drive"
Who's gonna pick you up
When you fart?
Who's gonna pick you up
When you fall?
"Drive"
Who's gonna plug my ears when you sing?
Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?
"Gimme Some Slack"
Oh! Give it to me!
Sssssssssssslut!
Oh! Give it to me!
Sssssssssssslack!
"Good Times Roll"
Let me crash your rock and roll stair.
Let them brush your rock 'n' rock hair.
Excuse me, but the correct name of this song is 'Good Times Roll'; the phrase "let the" is NOT part of the title.
"Good Times Roll"
Let the folktales be old
Let them show what they want.
Let the photos be old
Let them show what they want.
"Good Times Roll"
Let them cross rock 'n' roll hail.
Let them brush your rock 'n' roll hair.
"Got A Lot On My Head"
I must have been a Jew.
And most of it is you.
"Got a Lot on My Head"
Got a lot on my head,
musta been a Jew
Got a lot on my head,
most of it's you
"Hello Again"
Oh when there's nothing--nothing left to use
You leave it all to fight the blues.
Oh, when there's nothing--nothing left to lose
You leave it all and fade to blue.
"Hello Again"
Oh, when there's nothing--nothing left to lose
You leave it all to Vida Blue
Oh, when there's nothing--nothing left to lose
You leave it all and fade to blue.
"Hello Again"
You might as well die, your journey ends
You might've forgot, your journey ends
"I'm In Touch With Your World"
I'm a suicidal pony.
I'm a psilocybin pony.
"I'm In Touch With Your World"
I'm an island, only better.
I been lying on your feathers.
"I'm In Touch With Your World"
You're a big fat macaroni.
You're a flick fandango phoney.
"I'm In Touch With Your World"
You're a big fat macaroni
You're a flick fandango phoney
"Just What I Needed"
I guess you're just a one eyed hyena.
I guess you're just what I needed.
"Just What I Needed"
I guess you're just wet, Anita.
I guess you're just what I needed.
"Just What I Needed"
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone with fleas
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to please
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to feed
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to bleed
"Just What I Needed"
It's not the rivers in your head.
It's not the ribbons in your hair.
"Just What I Needed"
My dad's more famous than Jesus.
I guess you're just what I needed.
"Just What I Needed"
You always neutered very well.
You always knew to wear it well.
"Let's Go"
And I don't want to hold her down
Don't want to break her couch, when she sits
And I don't want to hold her down
Don't want to break her crown, when she says
"Let's Go"
And a whiskey mouth
And a risque mouth
"Let's Go"
I like the night light baby
I like the night life baby
"Let's Go"
I like to knife fight babies.
I like the night life, baby.
"Let's Go"
I want to break her ground.
Don't want to break her crown.
"Let's Go"
She never liked the Jews
She never likes to choose
"Let's Go"
She never likes the Jews.
She never likes to choose.
"Let's Go"
She's a beautiful nun.
She's so beautiful now.
"Let's Go"
She's a risk game now
And a risque mouth
"Let's Go"
She's got 24 eyes.
She's got wonderful eyes.
"Let's Go"
She's got one-hundred foot eyes
She's got wonderful eyes
"Let's Go"
She's got wonderful eyes and a whiskey mouth
She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouth
"Let's Go"
She's so beautiful, no
She's so beautiful now
"Let's Go"
She's winding them down
On her crack machine.
She's winding them down
On her clock machine.
"Let's Go"
With a whiskey mouth
And a risque mouth
"Magic"
How far can you take it 'til you read the lines?
How far can you take it 'til you realize?
"Magic"
Oh twisted, on the side waist down.
Oh, twisted, under, sideways, down.
"Magic"
Whoa, oh, it's my d***.
Whoa, oh, it's magic.
"Moving In Stereo"
I'm moving his stereo.
or
I'm moving a stereo.
or
I'm moving hysterio.
I'm moving in stereo.
"My Best Friend's Girl"
Best French girlfriend
or
She's the best let's go
or
My best ex-girlfriend
or
My bestest girlfriend
or
My bestest girlfriend
My best friend's girlfriend
"My Best Friend's Girl"
She's a nice pet's girl
She's my best friend's girl
"My Best Friend's Girl"
She's my best dressed girl friend,
and she used to be blind.
She's my best friend's girl friend,
and she used to be mine.
"Shake It Up"
Do the move with the quicky jerk.
Do the move with the quirky jerk.
"Shake It Up"
Do the move with the working jerk
Do the move with the quirky jerk
"Shake It Up"
Don't let anyone pick your bum.
Don't let nobody pick your fun.
"Shake It Up"
Don't let nobody pick your bone
Don't let nobody pick your fun
"Shake It Up"
Don't let nobody pick your bong.
Don't let nobody pick your fun.
"Shake It Up"
Don't you worry 'bout doing your feet.
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet.
"Shake It Up"
Don't you worry 'bout the pink chiffon.
or
Don't you worry 'bout the page you're on.
Don't let nobody pick your fun.
"Shake It Up"
Don't you worry 'bout tuna feet
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet
"Shake It Up"
Don'y you worry about Tulip feet.
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet.
"Shake It Up"
Make a naughty gal stop and stare.
Make the night cats stop and stare.
"Shake It Up"
Make a naughty girl stop and stare
Make the night cats stop and stare
"Shake It Up"
Piss all night
Dance all night
"Shake It Up"
Shave your n**s.
Shake it up.
"Shake it Up"
Don't let nobody pick your butt
Don't let nobody pick your fun
"Shake it up"
Don't let nobody pick your bum
Don't let nobody pick your fun
"Touch And Go"
All I need is you tonight
I'm flying like a semen kite.
All I need is you tonight
I'm flying like a cement kite.
"Touch And Go"
I said go
Oh, oh, oh!
Touch and go
Oh, oh, oh!
"You Are The Girl"
Well you give me 8:20.
Well you give me a twirl.
"You Are The Girl"
Well, you give me AIDS twice.
Well, you give me a twirl.
"You Might Think"
But somewhere, sometimes,
when we kiss,
I'll be back around
But somewhere, sometimes,
when you're curious,
I'll be back around
"You Might Think"
Maybe you think I'm a geek
And that's something to do.
Maybe you think I'm lucky
To have something to do.
"You Might Think"
There's no escape without it straight.
There's no escape without a scrape.
"You're All I Got Tonight"
You are like God tonight
You're all I got tonight
"You're All I Got Tonight"
You are my God tonight.
You're all I got tonight.
"You're All I Got Tonight"
You are my gun tonight.
You're all I got tonight.
"You're All I Got Tonight"
You don't like that tonight
You're all I got tonight
"You're All I've Got Tonight"
Uh, me too, tonight.
I need you tonight.
"You're All I've Got Tonight"
You are my gun tonight.
You're all I've got tonight.
"You're All I've Got Tonight"
You're a love god tonight.
You're all I've got tonight.
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