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There are 95 misheard song lyrics for The Cars on amIright currently.

"All Mixed Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
She shatters me in the mirror.
Original Lyrics:
She shadows me in the mirror.
"Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Bonsley Stye.
Original Lyrics:
It's an orangy sky.
"Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an orange-aid sky
Original Lyrics:
It's an orange-y sky
"Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a f***ing alibi
Original Lyrics:
It's just a broken lullaby
"Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a perky lullaby.... bye, bye love.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a broken lullaby.... bye, bye love
"Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just the perfume that you buy.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a broken lullaby.
"Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's orange inside.
Original Lyrics:
It's an orange-y sky.
"Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's orange juice time.
Original Lyrics:
It's an orangy sky.
"Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a broken alibi
Original Lyrics:
It's just a broken lullaby.
"Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, wait, is it some other guy?
Original Lyrics:
Always it’s some other guy.
"Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitution asked Confucious,
'What's inside your head?'
Original Lyrics:
Substitution, mass confusion,
clouds inside my head
"Bye Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Substitution asked Confucious
Stuck inside my head
Original Lyrics:
Substitution, mass confusion
Clouds inside my head
"Bye, Bye Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're f***ing up my energy.
Original Lyrics:
Were fogging all my energies.
"Dangerous Type"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a nut like you.
Original Lyrics:
She's a lot like you.
"Dangerous Type"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a nut like you
Original Lyrics:
She's a lot like you
"Don't Cha Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
So dim, that I like.
Original Lyrics:
So dim down the light.
"Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's gonna blow up your ears when you street?
Original Lyrics:
Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?
"Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's gonna drive you home, Pork Pie?
Original Lyrics:
Who's gonna drive you home tonight?
"Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's gonna hold you down when you s***?
Original Lyrics:
Who's gonna hold you down when you shake?
"Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's gonna hold you down when you shhh?
Original Lyrics:
Who's gonna hold you down when you shake?
"Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's gonna pick you up
When you fart?
Original Lyrics:
Who's gonna pick you up
When you fall?
"Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's gonna plug my ears when you sing?
Original Lyrics:
Who's gonna plug your ears when you scream?
"Gimme Some Slack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh! Give it to me!
Sssssssssssslut!
Original Lyrics:
Oh! Give it to me!
Sssssssssssslack!
"Good Times Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me crash your rock and roll stair.
Original Lyrics:
Let them brush your rock 'n' rock hair.
Excuse me, but the correct name of this song is 'Good Times Roll'; the phrase "let the" is NOT part of the title.
"Good Times Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the folktales be old
Let them show what they want.
Original Lyrics:
Let the photos be old
Let them show what they want.
"Good Times Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let them cross rock 'n' roll hail.
Original Lyrics:
Let them brush your rock 'n' roll hair.
"Got A Lot On My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
I must have been a Jew.
Original Lyrics:
And most of it is you.
"Got a Lot on My Head"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a lot on my head,
musta been a Jew
Original Lyrics:
Got a lot on my head,
most of it's you
"Hello Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh when there's nothing--nothing left to use
You leave it all to fight the blues.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, when there's nothing--nothing left to lose
You leave it all and fade to blue.
"Hello Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, when there's nothing--nothing left to lose
You leave it all to Vida Blue
Original Lyrics:
Oh, when there's nothing--nothing left to lose
You leave it all and fade to blue.
"Hello Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
You might as well die, your journey ends
Original Lyrics:
You might've forgot, your journey ends
"I'm In Touch With Your World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a suicidal pony.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a psilocybin pony.
"I'm In Touch With Your World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an island, only better.
Original Lyrics:
I been lying on your feathers.
"I'm In Touch With Your World"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a big fat macaroni.
Original Lyrics:
You're a flick fandango phoney.
"I'm In Touch With Your World"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a big fat macaroni
Original Lyrics:
You're a flick fandango phoney
"Just What I Needed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you're just a one eyed hyena.
Original Lyrics:
I guess you're just what I needed.
"Just What I Needed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you're just wet, Anita.
Original Lyrics:
I guess you're just what I needed.
"Just What I Needed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone with fleas
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to please
Original Lyrics:
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to feed
I guess you're just what I needed
I needed someone to bleed
"Just What I Needed"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not the rivers in your head.
Original Lyrics:
It's not the ribbons in your hair.
"Just What I Needed"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dad's more famous than Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
I guess you're just what I needed.
"Just What I Needed"
Misheard Lyrics:
You always neutered very well.
Original Lyrics:
You always knew to wear it well.
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't want to hold her down
Don't want to break her couch, when she sits
Original Lyrics:
And I don't want to hold her down
Don't want to break her crown, when she says
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a whiskey mouth
Original Lyrics:
And a risque mouth
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the night light baby
Original Lyrics:
I like the night life baby
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to knife fight babies.
Original Lyrics:
I like the night life, baby.
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to break her ground.
Original Lyrics:
Don't want to break her crown.
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
She never liked the Jews
Original Lyrics:
She never likes to choose
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
She never likes the Jews.
Original Lyrics:
She never likes to choose.
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a beautiful nun.
Original Lyrics:
She's so beautiful now.
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a risk game now
Original Lyrics:
And a risque mouth
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got 24 eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got wonderful eyes.
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got one-hundred foot eyes
Original Lyrics:
She's got wonderful eyes
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got wonderful eyes and a whiskey mouth
Original Lyrics:
She's got wonderful eyes and a risque mouth
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so beautiful, no
Original Lyrics:
She's so beautiful now
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's winding them down
On her crack machine.
Original Lyrics:
She's winding them down
On her clock machine.
"Let's Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a whiskey mouth
Original Lyrics:
And a risque mouth
"Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
How far can you take it 'til you read the lines?
Original Lyrics:
How far can you take it 'til you realize?
"Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh twisted, on the side waist down.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, twisted, under, sideways, down.
"Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, oh, it's my d***.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, oh, it's magic.
"Moving In Stereo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm moving his stereo.
or
I'm moving a stereo.
or
I'm moving hysterio.
Original Lyrics:
I'm moving in stereo.
"My Best Friend's Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Best French girlfriend
or
She's the best let's go
or
My best ex-girlfriend
or
My bestest girlfriend
or
My bestest girlfriend
Original Lyrics:
My best friend's girlfriend
"My Best Friend's Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a nice pet's girl
Original Lyrics:
She's my best friend's girl
"My Best Friend's Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my best dressed girl friend,
and she used to be blind.
Original Lyrics:
She's my best friend's girl friend,
and she used to be mine.
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the move with the quicky jerk.
Original Lyrics:
Do the move with the quirky jerk.
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the move with the working jerk
Original Lyrics:
Do the move with the quirky jerk
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let anyone pick your bum.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let nobody pick your fun.
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let nobody pick your bone
Original Lyrics:
Don't let nobody pick your fun
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let nobody pick your bong.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let nobody pick your fun.
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you worry 'bout doing your feet.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet.
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you worry 'bout the pink chiffon.
or
Don't you worry 'bout the page you're on.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let nobody pick your fun.
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you worry 'bout tuna feet
Original Lyrics:
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don'y you worry about Tulip feet.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you worry 'bout two left feet.
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a naughty gal stop and stare.
Original Lyrics:
Make the night cats stop and stare.
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a naughty girl stop and stare
Original Lyrics:
Make the night cats stop and stare
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piss all night
Original Lyrics:
Dance all night
"Shake It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shave your n**s.
Original Lyrics:
Shake it up.
"Shake it Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let nobody pick your butt
Original Lyrics:
Don't let nobody pick your fun
"Shake it up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let nobody pick your bum
Original Lyrics:
Don't let nobody pick your fun
"Touch And Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is you tonight
I'm flying like a semen kite.
Original Lyrics:
All I need is you tonight
I'm flying like a cement kite.
"Touch And Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said go
Oh, oh, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Touch and go
Oh, oh, oh!
"You Are The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you give me 8:20.
Original Lyrics:
Well you give me a twirl.
"You Are The Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you give me AIDS twice.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you give me a twirl.
"You Might Think"
Misheard Lyrics:
But somewhere, sometimes,
when we kiss,
I'll be back around
Original Lyrics:
But somewhere, sometimes,
when you're curious,
I'll be back around
"You Might Think"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you think I'm a geek
And that's something to do.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe you think I'm lucky
To have something to do.
"You Might Think"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no escape without it straight.
Original Lyrics:
There's no escape without a scrape.
"You're All I Got Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are like God tonight
Original Lyrics:
You're all I got tonight
"You're All I Got Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my God tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You're all I got tonight.
"You're All I Got Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my gun tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You're all I got tonight.
"You're All I Got Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't like that tonight
Original Lyrics:
You're all I got tonight
"You're All I've Got Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh, me too, tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I need you tonight.
"You're All I've Got Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my gun tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You're all I've got tonight.
"You're All I've Got Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a love god tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You're all I've got tonight.

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