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There are 24 misheard song lyrics for Mary Chapin Carpenter on amIright currently.
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Ode come ye ba
My ode to love.
Oh come ye back
My own true love.
"Alone But Not Lonely" (MP3)
Everyday on the street, I study their feces.
Everyday on the street, I study their faces.
"Down At The Twist And Shout" (MP3)
Find a two-step partner in the KGB.
Find a two-step partner and a Cajun beat.
"Down At The Twist And Shout" (MP3)
When you hear a little Joe LeBlanc.
When you hear a little 'Jolie Blonde'.
"He Thinks He'll Keep Her" (MP3)
For fifteen years she had a job and not one raisin paid
For fifteen years she had a job and not one raise in pay
"He Thinks He'll Keep Her" (MP3)
He thinks he'll beat her
or
He thinks he'll beep her
or
He thinks he'll beep her
He thinks he'll keep her
Dwight Yokam's in the corner, tryin' to catch my eye
My lover's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
Dwight Yokam's in the corner, tryin' to catch my eye
Lyle Lovett's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh
I'll be your Muppet, I'll be your Muppet, yeah
I feel lucky, I feel lucky, yeah
"I Take My Chances" (MP3)
He'd show me the way according to him to return from our personal chills
He'd show me the way according to him in return for my personal check
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Accident victim
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Basket of Biscuits
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Basket of fishes
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Catching the goose eggs
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Hens that don't run out of eggs,
A cool quiet, and time for play.
Pens that don't run out of ink,
A cool quiet, and time to think.
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
I should have kisses
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Passin' out kisses.
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Passionate dishes
Whoa-oh-whoa, passionate dishes from you.
Passionate kisses
Wwhoa-oh-whoa, passionate kisses from you.
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Passionate dishes
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Passionate gizzards
Passionate kisses
"Passionate Kisses" (MP3)
Shouldn't I have all of this, and
Passion and dishes
Shouldn't I have all of this, and
Passionate kisses
"Shut Up and Kiss Me" (MP3)
There's something about the silent times attracting me to you
There's something about the silent type attracting me to you
I have to meet my Jack
I wear it beneath my jacket
"Twist And Shout"
Find a twisted partner in the KGB.
Find a twistin' partner and a Cajun beat.
