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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Blind Guardian
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There are 63 misheard song lyrics for Blind Guardian on amIright currently.
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"A Dark Passage"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've travelled by day
And you've quested for strength
Don't mess with the master aflame!
And you've quested for strength
Don't mess with the master aflame!
Original Lyrics:
You've troubled my day
And you've questioned my strength
Don't mess with the Master of Fate!
And you've questioned my strength
Don't mess with the Master of Fate!
"A Past And Future Secret (Demo Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a Jew I am a king with a crown
Original Lyrics:
Without you I am a king without crown
"A Past And Future Secret (Demo Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a Jew I am a king without crown
Original Lyrics:
Without you I am a king without crown
"A Past and Future Secret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some call him Arthur, future king.
Original Lyrics:
Most call him once and future king.
"And Then There Was Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the woman, you're the man.
Original Lyrics:
I am the wolf and you're the lamb.
"And Then There Was Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the woman, you're the man.
Original Lyrics:
I am the wolf, and you're the lamb.
"And Then There Was Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see you feel me
Original Lyrics:
I can clearly see the end now
"And Then There Was Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
No end darkness
Original Lyrics:
Troy in darkness
"Another Holy War"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why am I bald?
Do I have to rise again?
Another crucifixion for another Obi-Wan
Do I have to rise again?
Another crucifixion for another Obi-Wan
Original Lyrics:
Why am I born?
Will I fail to rise again?
Another crucifixion for another holy war
Will I fail to rise again?
Another crucifixion for another holy war
"Barbara Ann/Long Tall Sally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna tell on Mary and Bobby Joe.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna tell Aunt Mary 'bout Uncle John.
"Battlefield"
Misheard Lyrics:
So let's pray and masturbate our leader.
Original Lyrics:
So let's pray and blessed shall be our leader.
"Battlefield"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me whyyyy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you hear me crying.
"Born In A Mourning Hall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just pay today
Pay today
Pay today
Original Lyrics:
Just plan to die
Plan to die
Plan to die
"Born In A Mourning Hall"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Chibi preacher said...
Original Lyrics:
The TV preacher said...
"Bright Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A freak show was not denied.
Original Lyrics:
My freak show will start tonight.
"Bright Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything is self control.
Original Lyrics:
Everything is out of control.
"Bright Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Food, just a lot of
Original Lyrics:
Fool just another
"Bright Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four, just a dollar
Original Lyrics:
Fool, just another
"Bright Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fried rice
Blinded for fear of light
Blinded for fear of light
Original Lyrics:
Bright eyes
Blinded by fear of life
Blinded by fear of life
"Bright Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I follow starboard, I really hate you.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, mother stubborn, I really hate you.
"Bright Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter is by my side.
Original Lyrics:
No Merlin is by my side.
"Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave your monkey, Leave your monkey behind
Original Lyrics:
Leave your mark, Leave your mark in the land of mine
"Into the Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the dark Asian into the storm
Original Lyrics:
Through the dark age and into the storm
"Into the Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are following
The wind of worm
Through the dark cage
And into the storm
The wind of worm
Through the dark cage
And into the storm
Original Lyrics:
We are following
The will of the one
Through the dark age
And into the storm
The will of the one
Through the dark age
And into the storm
"Lord Of The Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crit chiki chik cha
Crit chiki chik cha
Crit chiki chik cha
Original Lyrics:
Threatened a long time
Threatened a long time
Threatened a long time
"Lord Of The Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever bill-bee-baa
Original Lyrics:
Forever they'll be bound
"Lord Of The Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep the ring for Frodo.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep the ring of sorrow.
"Lord Of The Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll keep the ring of Sauron.
Original Lyrics:
I'll keep the ring full of sorrow.
"Lord Of The Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three for the Kings
Of yesteryear's line
Of yesteryear's line
Original Lyrics:
Three for the Kings
Of the elves high in light
Of the elves high in light
"Lord Of The Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Three for the Kings
of the Unsullied Light
of the Unsullied Light
Original Lyrics:
Three for the Kings
of the elves high in light
of the elves high in light
"Lord of the Rings"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ring for the dark Lord Zedd
Original Lyrics:
One ring for the dark lord's hand
"Majesty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me the thing that I need or a cow.
Original Lyrics:
Just give me the thing that I need or I kill.
"Mirror Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the office
Office of cheer and laughter
Office of cheer and laughter
Original Lyrics:
Back to the old days
Of bliss and cheerful laughter
Of bliss and cheerful laughter
"Mirror Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wall, wall, the walrus folk.
Original Lyrics:
The lord of water spoke.
"Mirror Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a demigod, can't you see?
Original Lyrics:
You're a damned kind, can't you see?
"Mirror Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a demigod, can't you see?
Original Lyrics:
You're a damned kind, can't you see?
"Mirror Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a vampire, can't you see?
Original Lyrics:
You're a damned kind, can't you see?
"Mirror Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an anti, can't you see
Original Lyrics:
You're a damned kind, can't you see
"Mordred's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn off the light and murder the dog.
Original Lyrics:
Turn off the light and murder the dawn.
"Nightfall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Craftifully crafting new horrors
Insanity reigns.
Insanity reigns.
Original Lyrics:
Quietly it crept in new horror
Insanity reigned.
Insanity reigned.
"Nightfall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Immortal land lies now in magazines.
Original Lyrics:
Immortal land lies now in agony.
"Nightfall"
Misheard Lyrics:
My balls
Quietly crept in and changed us all
Quietly crept in and changed us all
Original Lyrics:
Nightfall
Quietly crept in and changed us all
Quietly crept in and changed us all
"Nightfall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never trust the northern twins
Never turn your back on friends.
Never turn your back on friends.
Original Lyrics:
Never trust the northern winds
Never turn your back on friends.
Never turn your back on friends.
"Nightfall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nightfall
Nightfall
Buy me a crumpet and change the song
Nightfall
Buy me a crumpet and change the song
Original Lyrics:
Nightfall
Nightfall
Quietly it crept in and changed us all
Nightfall
Quietly it crept in and changed us all
"Nightfall"
Misheard Lyrics:
The words of the Vatican, 'I swear revenge!'
Original Lyrics:
The words of a banished king, 'I swear revenge!'
"Noldor (Dead Winter Reigns)"
Misheard Lyrics:
House of spare ribs
Original Lyrics:
House of spirits
"Poor Man's Crusade"
Misheard Lyrics:
So smoke another one.
Original Lyrics:
So spoke the noble one.
"The Bard's Song- The Hobbit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in the dark, the tortured man falls.
Original Lyrics:
Trolls in the dark, the dawn took them all.
"The Bard's Song: The Hobbit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart to the hill we've to go
Original Lyrics:
Far to be the hill we've to go
"The Curse Of Feanor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hop on the water
Walk off my name
I'll keep a muffin
No regret, no regret.
Walk off my name
I'll keep a muffin
No regret, no regret.
Original Lyrics:
I've heard the warning
Well, curse my name
I'll keep on laughing
No regret, no regret.
Well, curse my name
I'll keep on laughing
No regret, no regret.
"The Eldar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I save the whales.
Original Lyrics:
I say farewell.
"The Eldar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I still feel.
Original Lyrics:
High's the fee.
"The Maiden And The Minstrel Knight"
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless your hair.
Original Lyrics:
Come rest your head.
"Theatre Of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did they ever see the chaos?
Original Lyrics:
Did they ever see the tears?
"Time Stands Still (At The Iron Hill)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dropping, the pilot
challanges the doom,
Lord of slacy cries!
challanges the doom,
Lord of slacy cries!
Original Lyrics:
Proudly the High Lord
challenges the doom
"Lord of slaves" he cries.
challenges the doom
"Lord of slaves" he cries.
"Dropping the pilot" is the name of a cartoon of the magazine "Punch". It's about the "dropping" of Bismarck (Chancellor) by Wilhelm II.
"Time Stands Still (At The Iron Hill)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farewell to the valley of Mordor.
Original Lyrics:
Farewell to the valiant warlord.
"Time Stands Still (At the Iron Hill)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Place sorrow king.
Original Lyrics:
Praise our king.
"Time Stands Still (At the Iron Hill)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pray for me
Original Lyrics:
Praise our king.
"Time Stands Still (At the Iron Hill)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fate of us all lies deep in our hearts.
Original Lyrics:
The fate of us all lies deep in the dark.
"Tommyknockers"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to drink and she wants to dick
Original Lyrics:
I want to drink and she wants to dig
"Valhalla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valhalla - die Leber grunzt
Original Lyrics:
Valhalla - deliverance
"War of the Thrones"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dream is a mirror
It reveals a banner of light.
It reveals a banner of light.
Original Lyrics:
My dream is a mirror
It reveals a matter of lies.
It reveals a matter of lies.
"Wizard's Crown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heroin- the whizzer's down I'll take- on heroin
Original Lyrics:
Halloween - The wizard's crown I'll take - on Halloween
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