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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Black Lace that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 41 misheard song lyrics for Black Lace on amIright currently.

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"Aga Doo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Shake the pineapple tree
Original Lyrics:
Aga doo doo doo
Push pineapple, shake the tree.
"Aga Doo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aga doo doo doo
Push my knackers up the tree.
Original Lyrics:
Aga doo doo doo
Push pineapple, shake the tree.
"Aga Doo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got do do do
Push pineapple, shake a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Aga doo doo doo
Push pineapple, shake the tree.
"Aga Doo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two two two
Push pineapple, shake the treat.
I've got two two two
Push pineapple brake your feet
Original Lyrics:
Aga doo doo doo
Push pineapple, shake the tree.
Aga doo doo doo
Push pineapple grind coffee
"Aga Doo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two, two, two push my apple shake the tree
Original Lyrics:
Aga doo doo doo
Push pineapple, shake the tree.
"Aga Doo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ive got two two two,
Push my knuckles,
Shake the tree!
Original Lyrics:
Aga doo doo doo
Push pineapple, shake the tree.
"Aga Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push a pineapple up the tree.
Original Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push pinapple, shake the tree.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aga Do Do Do eat some lemon watch tv
Original Lyrics:
Come and dance every night
To the hula melody.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aga do do do
push my apples, shake a tree
Original Lyrics:
Aga do do do
push pineapple, shake a tree
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push agapple, shake my three.
Original Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push pineapple, shake a tree.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push an apple, shake a tree.
or
Aga do do do
Push pineapple, grind coffee.
Original Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push pineapple, shake a tree.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push pineapple, grind coffee
or
Aga do do do
Push an apple, shake a tree
or
Aga do do do
Push an apple, shake a tree
Original Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push pineapple, shake a tree.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push my napple, shake my knee.
Original Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push pineapple, shake a tree.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push an apple up the street
Original Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push pineapple, shake a tree.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aga doo doo doo
Push my apple, shake my tree.
Original Lyrics:
Aga do do do
Push pineapple, shake a tree
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple push a tree
Agadoo doo doo push pinapple ragga fee!
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Agadoo doo doo
Push pineapple, grind coffee.
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo doo doo
Push pineapple, shake a tree.
'Grind coffee' is not misheard. This is sung after the first line 'Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake a tree'
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Agadoo-doo-doo push pineapple, Gran's cold knee
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo-doo-doo push pineapple, grind coffee
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Agadoo-doo-doo,
push pineapple,
crank off V
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo-doo-doo,
push pineapple,
shake a tree
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I said to the girl, "Come on and teach me to sway"
She left her husband to me, "Yes come tonight to the bay."
The lovely peach in the sky
The moon of Kaua'i
Around eclipse's sorrow
Well I'll be singing this song
Original Lyrics:
And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay
The lovely beach and the sky
The moon of Hawaii
The rum calypso sarong
We'll all be singing this song
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and dance every night
With the holy family.
Original Lyrics:
Come and dance every night
To the hula melody.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can do, do you
Push an apple
Shake a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo-doo-doo
Push pineapple
Shake a tree.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can do, do, do
Put an apple in my shoe
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo, do , do
Push pineapple, shake a tree
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got 2, 2, 2, push mine apple shake the tree
I got 2, 2, 2, push mine apple grand caffee.
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got two two two Push my apples in a tree
I got two two two Push my apples drink coffee
Original Lyrics:
Aga do do do Push pineapple, shake a tree.
Aga do do do Push Pineapple, grind coffee
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got two, two, two, two bananas on the tree
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple, shake the tree.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got two, two, two.
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo, doo, doo
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got you, you, you
Push pineapple, bund cafee.
Original Lyrics:
Aga do, do, do
Push pineapple, shake a tree.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, you, you.
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo do do.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to, to, to
Push an apple, shake a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Aga do, do, do
Push pineapple, shake a tree.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two two two push my knuckles and a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple, shake the tree.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two, two, two.
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Push my heart in a Christmas tree.
Original Lyrics:
Push pineapple, shake a tree.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Push pineapple shake a tree
the loverly beach and the sky the moon of Kawai
or
Push pineapple crack your feet
the loverly peach in the sky my lovers eye
or
Push pineapple crack your feet
the loverly peach in the sky my lovers eye
Original Lyrics:
Push pineapple shake a tree
The lovely beach in the sky The moon of Kuwai
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lonely beach in the sky
The moon of Kuwai.
Original Lyrics:
The lonely beach in the sky
The moon of Hawaii.
"Agadoo"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lovely beach and the sky, the moon of Kauai
The rum Calypso's so wrong, well, I'll be singing this song
Original Lyrics:
The lovely beach and the sky, the moon of Hawaii
The rum Calypso sarong, we'll all be singing this song
"Brown Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got 2, 2, 2, push mine apple shake the tree
I got 2, 2, 2, push mine apple grand caffee.
Original Lyrics:
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree
Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee.
"Hokey Cokey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put your left boob in your left boob out
in out in out shake it all about
Original Lyrics:
You put your left arm in your put your left arm out
you put your left arm out and you shake it all about
"Superman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wave your hands!
Hit your eyes!
Original Lyrics:
Wave your hands!
Hitch a ride!

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