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How old was Suzi Quatro in 1954? Four. (True, but the name “Quatro” means four, and that makes it a joke.)
Q: Why didn't Suzi Quatro get her drivers licence?
A: She had 48 Crashes down Devil Gate Drive
What did Suzi say to her new boyfriend ?? Your Mamma Won't Like Me because I am a Daytona Demon who had 48 crashes down Devil Gate Drive !!!!
What type of motorbike does Ms. Quatro ride?
Suzuki
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