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Q: Why didn't Suzi Quatro get her drivers licence?
A: She had 48 Crashes down Devil Gate Drive

What did Suzi say to her new boyfriend ?? Your Mamma Won't Like Me because I am a Daytona Demon who had 48 crashes down Devil Gate Drive !!!!

- Submitted by: Hannie

What type of motorbike does Ms. Quatro ride?

- Submitted by: bev

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