Song Parodies -> "Rumble Within"

Original Song Title:

"Stumblin' In"

Original Performer:

"Rumble Within"

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The Lyrics

Suzi made me write this crappy parody...

Rumble Within

Each day we must pause…much to our chagrin
And take a moment to go and relieve that
Rumble within…

I put down the seat…I sit and I grin
Ready to “fire at will” and fix that
Rumble within…

And men of great wealth…and women of fame
Are not exempt because this plight makes us all the same
A glistening glob…excreted delight
A pulsating patty…beautiful piece of feces in flight

Now, don’t get upset…baby…a match I’ll ignite

Those giggles of gas…each time they begin…
Tell me that now is the time to address that
Rumble within…

A joke about “beans”…better be tight
‘Cuz it’ll never pass the scrutiny
Of Amiright

[solo…Great!!!…since I’m here anyway I can read “Birth Of A Salesman”]

I sit and strain…I gnaw and I gnash
I look in between my legs just to see if the log made a splash
I’m proud of my work…and so I review
My smooth silken shower…a stinky pile of dark smelly poo…

Whatever you say…baby…this Glade is for you

I feel better now…I’m toned and I’m thin
Dropped 10 pounds and I’d like to thank my
Rumble within…

But now I’m perplexed…how can I win?
Trying to minimize these “skids” with
Paper so thin…

[The wild applause sounds a lot like…Fffllluuuussshhhhhhh!!!]

IB

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Matthias - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

I don't like bathroom humor, but you're so great a writer that you made this actually somewhat tolerable, and I'm glad that you're making a comeback with the Artistry (Although I'm also sad that you missed the Weird Al round, and the Weezer round because I would have liked to see what you have done with them).

alvin - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

lovely topic...lol...hadn't thought about the OS for a long time

Mark Scotti - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Always liked that song. Now, it gives me ageda!!! lol... Great Job!!!

Leo Keough - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

I guess great minds stink alike! The only mystery is why I got triple one-bombed and you didn't. Maybe those weasels will come out of hiding and provide some insight...

2Eagle - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Sh - sh - shaving cream, shaving cream! Shave everyday and you'll always be clean.

AFW - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Ah yes, the vitals volcano...you've left, er, done a good job, here

TJC - February 15, 2009 - Report this comment

You on Weight Whoppers or Jenny Crap? Funny stuff!

Agrimorfee - February 22, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) You totally c****** on Suzi! I've seen plenty of toilet parodies here, of course...this one wasn't a spell-binder that I would expect from the Inivisible Boy.

Rex - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Hope writing this didn't take too much out of you... it seemed to come out all right in the end.

Below Average Dave - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) This is a flatulent parody, I mean fabulous. Pretty good job with the topic, and Suzi so deserved it.

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