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This is the most recent information about Pavement that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Pavement, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Jokes:

Q. Why are Pavement no longer performing? A. Adele chased them away!
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Steve Malkmus said its officially the second nicest sounding word in the english language, cellar door is the first. Submitted by: Lou

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Spy On A Stranger""Spit On A Stranger"Mary Byram

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Hair," The Cowsills"Cut Your Hair," Pavement
"That Smell," Lynyrd Skynyrd"Perfume-V," Pavement
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi"Here," Pavement
"What Do You Want Me To Do?," Waterboys"Cut Your Hair," Pavement

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Ate With IKEA" originally "Date With IKEA"
Well, they do have some good food there.
Peter
"Shad Lane" originally "Shady Lane"
A lane named for a fish
Lois Teem
"Pit On A Stranger" originally "Spit On A Stranger"
Terror Reid
"Sit On A Stranger" originally "Spit On A Stranger"
Brianna Holden

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"No Life Singed Cher" originally "No Life Singed Her"
Peter
"Spit On A Strangler" originally "Spit On A Stranger"
Brianna Holden
"Two Statues" originally "Two States"
Edyth Bowen
"Two Estates" originally "Two States"
Edyth Bowen

Change a Letter:

"No Lift Singed Her" originally "No Life Singed Her"
Glad to hear that about elevators.
Peter
"No Wife Singed Her" originally "No Life Singed Her"
It was one of those husbands?
Peter
"So Life Singed Her" originally "No Life Singed Her"
Peter
"Hate With IKEA" originally "Date With IKEA"
Peter
"Two Stares" originally "Two States"
Cynthia Avery

There are additional Pavement song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Date W/ Ikea""Date W/ Amy Childs"Fack Sabbath
"Transport Is Arranged""Transport Is Rearranged"Fack Sabbath
"Frontwards""Backwards"Fack Sabbath
"Two States""Two Stakes"Fack Sabbath
"Shady Lane""Slag Lane"Fack Sabbath
"Range Life""Range Amiright"Fack Sabbath
"Here""There"Fack Sabbath
"Spit On A Stranger""Star On A Trekker"Fack Sabbath

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Cut Your HairArmyHillary
Passat DreamVolkswagen PassatMatthew
Cut Your HairGreat Clips or other Beauty Salonnewrock
Loretta's ScarsFace Lifting CreamRappa

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Part 1
   The Flaming Lips
Summer Babe (Winter Version)
   Pavement
Yoshimi Battles the Summer Babe (Part 1: Winter Version)
And what a sexy battle it would be. But what would the summer version be like?
Charlie Decker
Spit On A Stranger
   Pavement
Shiny Happy People
   R.E.M.
Spit On Shiny Happy People
Sociopath's anthem.
miss bad example

Misheard Lyrics:

"Serpentine Pad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your circumcised Dad
Original Lyrics:
Your serpentine pad
"Major Leagues"
Misheard Lyrics:
You kiss like The Rock but you know I need it anyway
Original Lyrics:
You kiss like a rock but you know I need it anyway
"Cut Your Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortunate name of Korea Korea Korea
Original Lyrics:
Fortune and fame's our career, career, career
"Two States"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tube steak
We want tube steak.
Original Lyrics:
Two states
We want two states.
There are additional Pavement misheard lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Stereo"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Pigs they tend to wiggle when they walk,
Their infrastructure rocks,
And the owners hate the jocks,
Wave to the camera, Which took the giant ramrod,
To raise the demon sediment/settlement, But hi-ho silver ride'
Why They're Nonsensical:
I could easily have included the entire song here. Why would a pig owner hate jocks!? How many jocks have agents anyway? How can a camera take anything other than a picture? Who cares?! Well, it actually doesn't matter in this case, because Pavement always use bizarre, disjointed lyrics, but this song really takes the biscuit.
Submitted by: Alan Broderick
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Cut Your Hair"
Opening Lines:
Darling, don't you go and cut your hair.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Spit On A St. Ranger" originally "Spit On A Stranger"
Spit on a state ranger? ill-advised
Submitted by: Job Lowe

Band Name Anagrams:

Maven Pet Submitted by: Lefty Lucy
Teen Vamp Submitted by: Nick Cave Swallow

Song Title Anagrams:

"Spits At No Ranger" originally "Spit On A Stranger"
Submitted by: Natasha Bly

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