Amy Childs"

Original Song Title:

"Date W/ Ikea"

Original Performer:

"Date W/ Amy Childs"

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The Lyrics

Amy Childs is always breaking things
The things you brought and took for her
And I am always a long December
and you ain't got no use for time

The demons are always speaking to me
The demons are free and buy you more
Wishing me well and get me Thin Lizzy
but without that Jailbreak

(CHORUS):
I love to speak but my voice is broken
Imagine Dragons called me 'radioactive'
but I'll go out to see Phish at Wembley
I know i wanted to piss

Joey Essex is always dancing on things
Things he came and he reem'ed you for
TOWIE is tired, and i am tired now
You aint got no use for Seinfeld

The Top Gear coast is going shit
I hope Argentina brings them more
But I wanted to keep a secret taped
Bet it's better than Americana music

(CHORUS):

I want to stay but my voice is weaken
Lorde once called me a 'royals'
Wishing wells and early morning bells jew
I know I needed to stay

I know I needed to stay (f**k me pumps)
I know I needed to stay (f**k me pumps)
I know I needed to stay (f**k me pumps)
I know I needed to stay (f**k me pumps)
I know I needed to stay (f**k me pumps)

Hum-a-lum-lum-lum-a-hum-hum

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