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Song Parodies -> "Shit On A Stringer"

Original Song Title:

"Spit On A Stranger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pavement

Parody Song Title:

"Shit On A Stringer"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Whatever it needs
Whatever it feels
Whatever it needs now
Whatever awaits means
And did I make you smile
Just like Albert Einstein
And did I see all of you
Take to the skies

Honey I sing along and spit in your face

I can spit on a stringer (ow, ow, ow)
You're a bit of a stringer (ow, ow, ow)
I can spit on a stringer (ow, ow, ow)
I am the 68 to make me high

Whatever it feels
Whatever it needs to stop
Whatever it feels to be Sting
Whatever the fuck it means
Whatever it feels good
Whenever it feels bad
Whenever it's 'Range Life'
Whenever it's marrow

Honey, I sing along so I can wank in your head

I can spit on a stringer (ow, ow, ow)
You're a bit of stringer (ow, ow, ow)
I can spit on a stringer (ow, ow, ow)

Honey, I'm the price to pay and I've got Lindsay Lohan

I can spit on a stringer (ow, ow, ow)
You can piss on a stringer (ow, ow, ow)
I can spit on a stringer (ow, ow, ow)

I am the one who sings along

You are the one who likes Pitbull
You can sing along to 'Give Me Everything'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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Steve - May 02, 2018 - Report this comment
A lyrical masterpiece!

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