Song Parodies -> "Jam or Jelly"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss me Deadly"

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Original Performer:

"Jam or Jelly"

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The Lyrics

I went to a kitchen last Saturday night
I had the munchies
I wanted a bite
Oh no. I don't see nothing

Looked for a plate and then I got some bread
Had to find a clean knife with which to spread,
Uh, huh. Think I'll eat something
I went to the kitchen last Saturday night
Didn't I just say that? I'll be alright
Uh, huh. Got to eat something thing

And I know what I want
Just got peanut butter and bread
But I know what I want
Just plain peanut butter and bread
Oh, no
Looking once, Looking twice
Can't believe I don't have, jam or jelly!

Shed a few tears, had to cry
Sittin', hungry, the time goes by
Uh, huh I'm still so hungry
Want to eat, but no jelly
Plain old peanut butter doesn't do it for me
Uh, uh. I want my jelly

And I know what I want
Just got peanut butter and bread
But I know what I want
Just plain peanut butter and bread
Oh, no
Looking once, Looking twice
Can't believe I don't have, jam or jelly!

Looking once, Looking twice
Can't believe I don't have, jam or jelly!

C'mon baby where's the jelly?
Baby won't you buy jelly?
C'mon pretty baby, buy me jelly!

The Buttplugs

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NYBadAzz - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Can't believe no one rated this yet today....so i will Great Job.

Floyd's Garage - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks. Guess not too many Lita Ford fans here.

Suzie Cream Cheese - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Probably because she didn't have very many hits.

Floyd's Garage - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment

That may be true Suzie. However the greatest music ever made never became a hit and was never heard on the radio. Bands like Iron Maiden, Slayer, Frank Zappa, W.A.S.P., and Lita Ford depended more on word of mouth and fan base. Some bands like Motorhead and the Ramones were/are very succesful without a hit or platinum album. Cheers!

Suzie Cream Cheese - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment

What I meant was, not very many well-known songs.

Mother of 3 Ferrets - June 01, 2010 - Report this comment

man i loved it! lol! u deserve all 5's!!!

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