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Fun Music Information -> Lil Kim

Album cover parody of Hardcore by Lil\' Kim
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Lil Kim that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Lil Kim, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).


Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Lil' Kim feat. 50 cent

Band Name Origins:

  • She picked this name because she is 4'11 and her Name Is Kimberly, which means She's little and shes Kim so Lil' Kim is a good name for her:):) Submitted by: denika

Stupid Band Names:

  • Why just Li'l Kim? Why not Obsc'ne Kim? Or Logom'niac Kim? How aboud Li'l Obsc'ne Logom'niac Kim? Submitted by: Laura

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Kim Secraes. Submitted by: arkeller

Also known as: Kimberley Denise Jones. Submitted by: Bobo

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Bionic Booty. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: Queen B. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"the stomp off""the jump off"kelly

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"How Mandy Licks" originally "How Many Licks"
Jessica Junderworth

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"How Many Licks?""How Many Likes?"Rebekah Dub

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Lil' Kimbra
Lil' Kim combined with Kimbra
Submitted By: Steve Losewood
Lil' Kim Weston
Lil' Kim combined with Kim Weston
Submitted By: Dinah Bartilson
Lil' Kim Wilde
Lil' Kim combined with Kim Wilde
Submitted By: Dinah Bartilson
Lil' Kim Mitchell
Lil' Kim combined with Kim Mitchell
Submitted By: Dinah Bartilson

There are additional Lil Kim Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Lighters Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elton be gay, not at all.
Original Lyrics:
Out in the BK, not at all.
"Magic Stick"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the Magic's d***.
Original Lyrics:
I got the magic stick.
"How Many Licks?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A white dude, his name was John
He had a Queen-Bee-Rose tattooed on his arm
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, and part of a farm.
Original Lyrics:
A white dude, his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
And he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm.
"The Jump Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a man in Japan that I do in Tahiti.
Original Lyrics:
I got a man in Japan and a dude in Tahiti.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Jump Off "
The Funny Lyrics:
money aint thing, i throw it out like rice.
Why They're Funny:
she'll reget doing that when she gets old and bankrupt and cant afford to replace her bad hip.
Submitted by: skeenie beenie!!

Band Name Anagrams:

Ill Kim Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Crime Records:

"Lying To Police and Obstruction of Justice"
Lil Kim whose real name is Kimberly Jones was tried and convicted of lying to the police stemming from an incident in which her rap entourage was shooting at a rival rap entourage.

She was sentenced for her crime to a year and one day in jail and a fine of $50,000.
Submitted by: Celeste
Her first arrest took place in 1996 when she was arrested for possessing marijuana. In 2006 she was sentenced to one year and one day in prison plus a $50.000 fine for perjury and conspiracy.
Submitted by: Travis
"Perjury, conspiracy, obstruction of justice"
This gangsta rapper was sentenced for one year on accounts of allegedly lying to a jury that was probing a 2001 shooting in NYC involving members of her posse.
Submitted by: tastes_like_chicken_32

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