-> "Jenny Gets Around The Block"
Original Song Title:
"Jenny From The Block"
Parody Song Title:
"Jenny Gets Around The Block"
The Lyrics
She tied that knot this year
went from divorce to wedlock this year
Affleck bought her another rock to wear
I know where it's going and I know he'll get dumped
cuz she'll have an affair
yeah she at the pawn shop with the rock
no shock just prepare to be divorced out
get a new wifey, oh yes
nothing matrimonious
get alimoney, get the mansion, no maritial bliss
Don't be fooled by the rock that I got
I still, I still get around the block
boyfriend thinks I'm faithful but I'm really not
no matter where I go I always get some
From being a misses to a miss
Diddy's mistress, to marrying Chris, now Ben Affleck
my butt's well rounded
keeps guys proposing
I'll say yes I thought I told ya
(yes)
even if I don't know ya
(oh yes)
cuz i'm easy
no motrimony, don't hate on me
What you'll be is a divorcee
Don't be fooled by the rock that I got
I still, I still get around the block
boyfriend thinks I'm faithful but I'm really not
no matter where I go I always get some
I get around so quick
shocking marriages
never loved Chris Judd
I'm a bimbo and lovin' it
alimoney's got me rich
I love my life not my husband
Put love last and can't forget to play the field
to me it's like breathing, yeah
Don't be fooled by the rock that I got
I still, I still get around the block
boyfriend thinks I'm faithful but I'm really not
no matter where I go I always get some
It takes hard work to cash checks
So don't be a fool sign a pre nup and keep your assets
she's got back and she puts out
but don't take the marriage route
cuz she not a good spouse
after a while you'll both be separate
just remember that if you're ever desperate
best thing to do is ask J. Lo
say won't say no
acts like she's not - but she's a hoe
Don't be fooled by the rock that I got
I still, I still get around the block
boyfriend thinks I'm faithful but I'm really not
no matter where I go I always get some
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