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Fun Music Information -> Gary Glitter

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Gary Gltter was found in the sea trying to get away from police when the police spotted him he was found bobbing up and down on a bouy.
Submitted by: Derek
What did the woman on the beach say when she saw Gary Glitter?
I think you're in my son
Submitted by:
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Paul Gadd. Submitted by: Bobo

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Vikki Vomit. Submitted by: Puke City Resident

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Rock and Roll #2"Played at many sporting events; May be considered by many to be an instrumental with only word(s) spoken is "Hey" many times - Joe H

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Rock And Roll," Led Zeppelin"Rock And Roll Part 2," Gary Glitter
"Doing All Right With The Boys," Gary Glitter"I Don't Wanna Know," Phil Collins
"Doing Alright With the Boys," Gary Glitter"Johnny, Are You Queer?," Josie Cotton
"Do You Wanna Touch Me?," Gary Glitter"Don't Touch Me There," The Tubes

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Rock & Roll, Part 1""Doctor Who"Steve Kalafut
"Rock and Roll""Drop and Roll"Porfle Popnecker
"Rock & Roll Parts 1 & 2""Doctor Who Parts 1 & 2"Dylan Baranski
"Rock 'N' Roll (Part One)""Rock 'N' Roll (Hank!)"Michael Hack

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

John Gary Glitter
John Gary combined with Gary Glitter
Submitted By: Candy Welty

Misheard Lyrics:

"Hello, Hello, I'm Back Again!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, hello, I'm out again
Original Lyrics:
Hello, hello, I'm back again
"Hello, Hello, I'm Back Again!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you miss me (yeah) while I was away?
Did you hang that picture of my balls?
Original Lyrics:
Did you miss me (yeah) while I was away?
Did you hang my picture on your wall?
"Always Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always four
Original Lyrics:
Always yours
"Always Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I come with a big hard on
And it's always, always yours
Original Lyrics:
Here I come with a special love
And it's always, always yours
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Rock and Roll Part One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cock and ba-alll, cock and ball
Cock and ba-alll, cock and ball
Cock and ba-alll, cock and ball
Rock and roll, lock, load.
Original Lyrics:
Rock and ro-oll, rock and roll
Rock and ro-oll, rock and roll
Rock and ro-oll, rock and roll
Rock and roll, rock, roll.

Story about this misheard lyric by: FoggyPebble

I didn't know that the words meant something besides melodic noises until I heard it recently.

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Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Rock N Roll"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Rock N Roll!


Rock N Roll!

Why They're Repetitive:
How many times do you have to repeat Rock N Roll at a hockey game?
Submitted by: Celeste
"Rock And Roll Part 2"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Why They're Repetitive:
The word 'Hey!' is the only lyrics. Boy what a hard song to write. Somebody should do a song by the same tune saying,'What?!' instead of 'Hey!'
Submitted by: Jason

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Do You Wanna Touch Me"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Do you wanna touch (Yeah) Do you wanna touch (Yeah) Do you wanna touch me there, where?
Why They're Dirty:
I think the singer's name says it all, really.
Submitted by: Brendan Richards

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Do Ya Wanna Touch?"
The Lyrics:
Do ya wanna touch? Yeah!
Do ya wanna touch? Yeah!
Do ya wanna touch me baby? Well...
Do ya wanna touch? Yeah!
Do ya wanna touch? Yeah!
Do ya wanna touch me baby? Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.....
It's different when Joan Jett and the Blackhearts had a hit with this song. After all, they are adults. However, Gary Glitter scored with it first and now with his crime record of perversion, pedophilia and kiddie porn these lyrics seem a bit creepy now.
Submitted by: I Love Rock'n'Roll

Band Name Anagrams:

Get Girly Art Submitted by: Alexis
Glittery Rag Submitted by: Alexis
Girly Target Submitted by: Alexis
Gray Glitter Submitted by: Alexis

Songs That Are Banned:

After his child pornography charge in 1997, the BBC pulled all Gary Glitter songs from rotation. Further convictions for solicitating sex with minors followed, and to this day the BBC still has a total ban on everything he's recorded to the point he is edited from old Top of the Pops shown on BBC4 and not played on historical chart countdowns. Songs by his former backing group the Glitter Band have become acceptable in recent years though, as long as their connection goes unmentioned.
Submitted by: Horatio

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Glary Gitter originally "Gary Glitter"
Submitted by: Annette Oraline Fisher

Crime Records:

"Child Abuse and Molestation"
He had a record of having relationships of teenage girls and downloads of it between the years of 1997 and 2005. Now his song 'Rock and Roll part two' isn't played at stadiums because of the controversy.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

Missing Parts:

"Rock And Roll, Part 2"
From what I've heard, there was no part one.
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

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