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Jokes about Gary Glitter from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.

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Did you hear that when Gary Glitter dies he wants his ashes put in an Etch-a-Sketch so kids can still play with him

Gary Gltter was found in the sea trying to get away from police when the police spotted him he was found bobbing up and down on a bouy.

- Submitted by: Derek

Gary Glitter goes home to see his wife packing her bags. He says 'Why are you packing your bags and she said "I didn't know you were such a degenerate" and Gary Glitter says "Thats a big word for an eight year old"

They're not putting up Xmas decorations in Vietnam this year.... they're hanging Glitter

.......(received via text message December 2005)

What did the woman on the beach say when she saw Gary Glitter?
I think you're in my son


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