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Song Parodies -> "Stupid"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Clarence Carter

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

When I start being dumb
I don't just be dumb
I be stupid
Act like I'm retarded, huh
I be stupid

I'm stupid in the day
And I'm stupid in the night
I'm so stupid you be thinking that my brain ain't right
I be stupid

Let me axe you somethin'
What time of the day do you like to be dumb?
Have you ever picked your nose for your breakfast?
Have you ever wiped your ass with a piece of tin foil?
Well, let me axe you dis
Have you ever made love to a doughnut?
Have you ever made love to an angry beehive?
I remember one time I made love by myself in the men's room
A biker came in and asked what I was doin', and I said
I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I'm strokin'

I'm stupid like a rock
And I'm stupid like a brick
I ate a moldy pizza until I got sick
I be stupid

Let me axe you something
How long has it been since you been dumb, huh?
Did you join the military?
Did you marry a freak?
Did you get dumb, on beer?
Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on being dumb tonight
But just remember, when you start being dumb
You make out to be retarded
And be stupid
I be stupid

I stupid in the east
And I stupid in the west
And I walk up to a woman and grab her breasts
I be stupid

Now when I start being dumb with a woman
I just start acting like I'm out of my mind
I'll fart on her leg after I eat some pork rinds
And when I'm acting stupid she starts calling me names
Idiot dummy, stupid ass, you moron
The other night I was being dumb with my woman
And it got so bad for her, you know what she told me?
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
Stupid idiot buffoon, why you bustin' ass?
If you fart one more time, I'll shove my foot right up your ass

I be stupid ha ha ha ha ha
I be stupid

I'm stupid in the bed
And I'm stupid in my chair
And I leave the bar of soap covered with pubic hair
I be stupid
I be stupid ha ha ha ha
I be stupid, yeah!
I be stupid

I'm stupid like an ass
My brain is made of mush
But I'll never be dumber than George W. Bush

I be stupid
I be stupid ha ha
I be stupid

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Diva - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
This was funny, :D
Claude Prez - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't know the song so I gave you the BOD on pacing; some of the lyrics made me laugh though

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