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Can you think of a song title that describes something not literally possible.

For example: Oasis' "Live Forever" isn't really something that one can do.

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Song/PerformerCommentsSubmittor
"T.V. Dinners," ZZ TopOne cannot eat a television for dinner.Old Man Edgar Winter
"T.V. Eye," Wylde RatttzDo you feel like you're being watched?turkoizdog
"A Table In The Sun," Marie FredrikssonI doubt that the table would surviveKerry
"A Table In The Sun," Marie FredrikssonInside the Sun, any table would get vaporized.Heather Brockwell
"Take A Course In Happiness," Stevie WonderThere's no such thing in any school I know of.Yvette Bristle
"Take Me Home, Country Roads," John DenverRoads just lie there. They can't take me anywhereDoug Montgomery
"Take Me In Your Eyes," Roy HarperEyes can't take people.Candy Welty
"Take My Breath Away," BerlinYou can't really do that unless you're a vacuum.Larcen Tyler
"Take My Heart," Chris IsaakYou can't take anybody's heartRich
"Take These Chains From My Heart," Ray CharlesWith chains on his heart, he wouldn't be singing.Kristin Hadley's Boyfriend
"Take This Job And Shove It," Johnny PaycheckA job cannot be pushed.Polly Darton
"Take Your Love And Shove It," Kane's CousinsLove can't be shoved.Yvette Bristle
"Talk Dirty To Me," PoisonTalk cannot accumulate dirt, grime, or pollutants.Wanda Ruppendown
"Talk Soup," Weird Al YankovicNo such soup has ever been cooked.Roger
"Talk To Me Lonesome Heart," James O'GwynnHearts can't talk.Yvette Bristle
"Talking Back To The Night," Steve Winwood1-sided conversation; night has no mouth or earsPeter
"Talking Guitar Blues," Lonnie DoneganMusical instruments don't talk nor have emotions.Yvette Bristle
"Talking To The Moon," Bruno MarsHow is the moon going to talk back?NayNay
"Talking Trees," Indiana BeachTrees can't talk.Yvette Bristle
"Tambourine Dream," Lita FordMusical instruments don't dream.Yvette Bristle
"Tangled Up In Blue," Bob DylanHow does one get tangled up in a color?Peter
"Tango Of The Drums," Les BaxterMusical instruments can't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Tap Your Troubles Away," Cole PorterYour troubles won't go away just by tapping.Tara Page
"Tapioca Tundra," The MonkeesThe tundra isn't made of tapioca.Yvette Bristle
"Tasty Love," Freddie JacksonLove has no taste.Heather Brockwell
"Tattle Tale Eyes," Sonny SimsEyes don't tattle.Yvette Bristle
"Taxi Dancing," Rick Springfield & Randy CrawfordTaxis don't dance.Yvette Bristle
"Teach Me To Smile," Alice Green & Edward HamiltonPeople don't have to be taught how to smile.Yvette Bristle
"Tear Drop City," The MonkeesThere is no city with this name.Yvette Bristle
"Tear The Roof Off The Sucker," ParliamentDo suckers have roofs? No way!crazydon
"Teardrops In My Heart," Joe BarryHearts don't contain tears.Yvette Bristle
"Teardrops On My Guitar," Taylor Swiftso THAT'S what gives them that wailing effect!flipside
"Teardrops Will Kiss The Morning Dew," Alison KraussTeardrops have no lips,so they can't kiss anythingKaren Smith
"Tearin' Up My Heart," N'SyncIf your heart was torn up, you'd die.Megan
"Tears Are Only Rain," Tex WilliamsTears aren't rain at all.Yvette Bristle
"Tears Don't Fall," Bullet For My ValentineLike all matter, they're not exempt from gravity.Heather Brockwell
"Tears Don't Stop," Peter And GordonThey do, sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Tears Falling From My Tears," Dobie GrayTears don't produce more tears.Yvette Bristle
"Tears From My Heart," Thurston HarrisHearts don't produce tears. Eyes do.Yvette Bristle
"Tears In Heaven," Eric ClaptonSkies only cry rainChristy McDaniel
"Tears Of Fire," KeelTears are liquid, not flame.Mr. Critic
"Tears Of Fire," KeelTears are liquid, not fire.U. Guest It
"Tears Of The Earth," David HallydayThe Earth doesn't produce tears.Yvette Bristle
"The Teddy Bear's Picnic," Nitty Gritty Dirt BandToys don't initiate picnics.Yvette Bristle
"Teenage Dream," Katy PerryDreams do not age.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Teenage Heaven," Eddie CochranThere is no such thingSusanna Viljanen
"Teenagers From Mars," The KinksWhen have any left Mars to be "from" there?Karen Smith
"Teenagers From Mars," The NetworkThere's no life on MarsAmanda
"Teensville," Chet AtkinsThere is no place with this name.Alyssa Jayne
"Teeth The Size Of Piano Keys," ChiodosPicture it. Go ahead, do it. Morgan
"Telegraph Your Love," Pointer SistersOne cannot telegraph his or her love to anotherIsac
"Telephone Man," Eazy MoneyNo man can be a telephone.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Tell It To My Heart," Taylor DayneI didn't know your heart had ears!Larcen Tyler
"Tell It To The Rain," The Four SeasonsThe rain can't be told anything.Pam Tabor
"Tell It To The Sky," Tracy BonhamSkies can't be told anything.JohnHowarth
"Tell My Friends I'm Dead," New Found GloryA dead person can't give commands.Yvette Bristle
"Temples Of Joy," Patrick Moraz & Bill BrufordTemples aren't made of joy.Yvette Bristle
"Temporarily Forever Mine," Paul ThornForever isn't temporary.Yvette Bristle
"Temptation Eyes," The Grass RootsHuh?Rich
"Ten Thousand Lonely Drums," Modern TalkingMusical instruments don't have feelings.Yvette Bristle
"Ten Ton Hammer," Machine HeadNo hammer weighs that much.Yvette Bristle
"Ten Tons Of Rock 'N' Roll," Stage DollsMusic doesn't have physical weight.Yvette Bristle
"Tender Is The Night ," Jackson BrowneA night cannot feel tender.Lance Crackers
"Tennessee Bird Walk," Jack Blanchard & Misty MorganNo bird walks a particular way for state it is in.Carolyn Morgenstern
"Tenth Avenue Freeze Out," Bruce SpringsteenPaved roads can not change weather patterns.Peter
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off," Joe NicholsTequila can't induce wardrobe malfunctions.Eileen McKenzie
"Tequila Sunrise," EaglesAlcohol and solar phenomena do not mix.Susanna Viljanen
"Texas Was You," Jason AldeanNo addressable being turned into TexasHeather Brockwell
"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)," Sly And The Family StoneThe title makes no sense the way it is spelled.Petey
"That Girl Is A Cowboy," Garth BrooksNot unless she had a sex-change operation!Natalie Snortman
"That Girl Is A Cowboy," Garth BrooksIf it's a girl, then it's a cowGIRL!Isac
"That Girl Is Rock 'N' Roll," Ian HunterPeople aren't music.Yvette Bristle
"That Lucky Old Sun," Ray CharlesThe sun is incapable of having luck.Yvette Bristle
"That Old Black Magic," Ella FitzgeraldMagic is not colored black nor old.Odie Garfield
"That Woman Is Poison!," Rufus ThomasIs he a cannibal or something?Angelina Laide
"That Year There Was No Winter," Mary TraversEvery year has winter.Yvette Bristle
"That's When The Music Takes Me," Neil SedakaMusic cannot transport people at any time.Lance Crackers
"Their Hearts Were Full Of Spring," The Serendipity SingersHearts don't contain spring (season or object).Yvette Bristle
"Them Good Old Times Are Comin' Back Again," Buchanan BrothersThe past can't be brought back.Yvette Bristle
"There Are No Words For Love," Matt MonroWhat about the word 'love' itself?Yvette Bristle
"There Is A Light That Never Goes Out," The SmithsAll lights go out sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"There Is No Arizona," Jamie O'NealIs so! (I've been there and seen it.)Jessica Childress
"There Is No Arizona," Jamie O'NealThere is TOO an Arizona!Isac
"There Is Nothing Wrong," Liquid DateMany things are wrong in this world.Yvette Bristle
"There Isn't Anything," Leo SayerThings exist!Yvette Bristle
"There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Heart)," EurythmicsAngels wouldn't play with actual hearts. MOR
"There Will Never Be Another Day," The Pretty ThingsTomorrow will be another day.Yvette Bristle
"There's A Dream In My Heart," Jaye P. MorganHearts can't have dreams.Yvette Bristle
"There's A Gold Mine In The Sky," Pat BooneNo there isn't, it would break laws of gravity. Peter
"There's A Heartache Following Me," Jim ReevesHeartaches can't follow people around.Yvette Bristle
"There's A Kind Of Hush," Herman's HermitsThe only kind of hush is silence.Christy McDaniel
"There's A Woman Behind Every Man," The Osborne BrothersMany men have no women behind them.Yvette Bristle
"There's Always Another Chance Left For Love," Jim PhotogloNot always.Yvette Bristle
"There's Frost On The Moon," Tommy Dorsey & His OrchestraThe Moon doesn't have frost.Yvette Bristle
"There's No Living Without Your Loving," Peter And GordonLife goes on, even without a person's love.Yvette Bristle
"There's No Tomorrow," Tony MartinPerhaps not for 1950's crooner Martin's career.Peter
"There's Nothing Wrong," Terry ReidPlenty of things are wrong.Yvette Bristle
"Things Don't Never Go My Way," Marlena ShawSometimes they do, sometimes they don't.Yvette Bristle
"Think With Your Heart," Debbie GibsonHearts are incapable of thinking.Yvette Bristle
"Think With Your Heart," Marie OsmondYou can't think with your heart.Lefty Lucy
"Think With Your Heart," Debbie GibsonYou think with your BRAIN; not with your heart!Isac
"Thinking Out Loud," Ed SheeranYou can't really think out loud.Dongquan
"Third Eye," ToolNo one has three eyesChazm
"Thirsty Boots," The Kingston TrioFootwear can't get thirsty.Heather Brockwell
"Thirsty Boots," John DenverFootwear are incapable of thirst.Yvette Bristle
"The Thirty-First Of June," Petula ClarkJune has only 30 days.Yvette Bristle
"This Guitar Says Sorry," Billy BraggMusical instruments can't speak.Yvette Bristle
"This Is A Question," Hope Of The StatesThe title is a statement, not a question.Yvette Bristle
"This Is How I Disappear," My Chemical Romanceyou can't actually disappear in any wayStone Cold Crazio
"This Is My Night," Chaka KhanNo one can own the night.Yvette Bristle
"This Is Not A Song," IslandsThen what's that they're singing?Joanna Hawthorne
"This Is Nowhere," The Airborne Toxic EventYou're at some location, not nowhere.Candy Welty
"This Is The Ice Age," Martha & The MuffinsThe last one ended thousands of years ago.Yvette Bristle
"This Side Of The Pain," Gloria GaynorPain doesn't have sides.Yvette Bristle
"This Song Has No Title," Elton JohnYes it does!Yvette Bristle
"This Song Has No Title," Elton JohnIt's a contradiction.GlamRockNinjaLord
"This Song Saved My Life," Simple PlanA song can't literally save someone's life.Wanda Pierce
"This Song Wrote Itself," Vern GosdinSelf-explanatory.Yvette Bristle
"This Taste Of Love," Claudja BarryLove has no taste.Alyssa Jayne
"This Town Is A Woman," Lori McKennaPeople aren't towns.JohnHowarth
"This World's An Apple," Big BerthaThe world is not a fruit.Yvette Bristle
"Thorn In My Pride," The Black CrowesThorns cannot be in someone's pride.Lynnetta Lore
"Thoughts That Bleed," HelixThoughts don't bleed.Yvette Bristle
"A Thousand Miles From Nowhere," Dwight YoakamThat would be somewhere I believePinmonkeyJunkie
"A Thousand Paper Cranes," MonoCranes aren't made of paper.Yvette Bristle
"Three Day Eternity," Richie HavensEternity is much longer than three days.Alyssa Jayne
"A Three Dollar Bill," Beverly Ann GibsonShe even sings "There ain't no such thing!"Candy Welty
"Three Headed Mind Pollution," Infectious Groovesspeaks for itself.i rock so much
"Three Hearts In A Tangle," Roy DruskyHearts aren't threadlike and don't tangle.Heather Brockwell
"Three Is A Magic Number," Schoolhouse RockNo number is magic.Heather Brockwell
"Three Steps To Heaven," Eddie CochranAwfully steep and inconvenient stepladderSusanna Viljanen
"Three Times A Lady," CommodoresNot unless she keeps having sex changesBob Sponaugle
"Through The Eyes Of Love," Melissa ManchesterLove is an emotion. It doesn't have eyes.Saran Rapp
"Throw A Lasso Round My Heart," Larry WayneThis is an impossible feat!Yvette Bristle
"Thunder Horse," DethklokHorses are not made of thunder. That's obvious.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Thunder In My Heart Again," Meck and Leo SayerHeart's don't come with their own weather.Peter
"Thunder Island," Jay FergusonThere is no actual island with that name.Obie Lame Kenobi
"Thunder Road," Bruce SpringsteenThere is no road made out of thunderRich
"Thunder Thumbs And Lightnin' Licks," The Brothers JohnsonThunder doesn't thumb; lightning doesn't lick.Yvette Bristle
"Thunderball," Tom JonesThunder cannot be rolled into a ball.Brit Boxx
"Thundering Hearts," John MellencampHearts cannot produce thunder.Odie Garfield
"Thundersteel," RiotNo type of metal with this name exists.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Thunderstruck," AC/DCThunder doens't strike, lightning strikes.JeReMy
"Ticket To Heaven," 3 Doors DownYou don't need a ticket to go to heavenIsac
"Ticket To Heaven," 3 Doors Downi want one.i rock so much
"Ticket to Ride," The BeatlesHow do you ride a ticket?Bobby
"Tiger Woman," Claude KingNo woman is (literally) a tiger.Yvette Bristle
"Tijuana Moon," Tim BuckleyThe Moon doesn't belong to any city.Yvette Bristle
""Til A Tear Becomes A Rose," Lorrie MorganNot a possible transformation.Tiffany Furlong
"Til I Am Myself Again," Blue RodeoUntil then you are ...?Peter
"Time (Clock Of The Heart)," Culture ClubHearts don't have clocks or tell time.Peter
"Time Ends," MerauderNo, it doesn't.Yvette Bristle
"Time Forgot (To Change My Heart)," Daniel RomanoTime is incapable of forgetting.Yvette Bristle
"Time Goes Backwards," Jim & JeanTime always moves forward.Yvette Bristle
"Time Heals Everything," Louis PrimaNo, it does not.Yvette Bristle
"Time In A Bottle," Jim CroceYou can't place time inside a bottleAlan the Ottoman
"Time Is Running Out," MuseSince when is time limited?Lizzie
"Time Is The Teacher," Dexter WanselTime doesn't teach.Yvette Bristle
"Time Is Watching Me," The Eye Of TimeTime can't see. Band name also Literally impossiblYvette Bristle
"Time Machine," Grand Funk RailroadNo machine can take you to the past or future.Yvette Bristle
"Time Marches On," Tracy LawrenceTime doesn't move in rank&file, nor on foot at allWanda Ruppendown
"Time Means Nothing At All," Lisa MitchellTime has meaning.Yvette Bristle
"Time Reversal," Don GarnelliTime always moves forward.Yvette Bristle
"Time Stand Still," RushWon't ever happen.Peter
"Time Stands Still," The All-American RejectsTell me when that happens...Melissa
"Time Was Very Long Ago," Biff RoseTime still exists today.Yvette Bristle
"Time Won't Let Me," The OutsidersTime cannot grant permission.Old Man Edgar Winter
"Time Wont Let Me Go," The BraveryTime couldn't prevent you from movingGino S.
"Timeless Love," SarayaLove ends sooner or later.Yvette Bristle
"Tin Can Beach," The Music MachineBeaches aren't made of tin cans.Yvette Bristle
"Tin Man," America FussBudget
"Tin Town," Seals & CroftsNo town is made entirely of tin.Yvette Bristle
"Tiny Avalanches," The RealisticsAvalanches aren't tiny.Yvette Bristle
"Tired Socks," Johnny HodgesSocks can't exhibit tiredness.Yvette Bristle
"To Be Alone With You," Sufjan StevensIf you're alone, you're not with another person.Yvette Bristle
"To Forever," Rachael StarrForever is not a destination.Alyssa Jayne
"To Hell And Back," VenomOnce you're in Hell, you can't come backheavymetal
"To The Door Of The Sun," Al MartinoThe sun has no door!Heather Brockwell
"Tobacco Road ," The Nashville TeensThere is no street anywhere named Tobacco Road.Opie M.
"Today I Died Again," Simple MindsCan die only once and can't sing after dyingSteve Losewood
"Today Is The First Day," The Sounds Of SunshineThere were many days before today.Yvette Bristle
"Today Is Tomorrow," Jay Cee LewisToday is today, and tomorrow is tomorrow.Yvette Bristle
"Today Was A Fairytale," Taylor SwiftNo. Today is real.Yvette Bristle
"Together Forever," Rick AstleyUnless they're Siamese twins, no.Percy Fingertips
"Together In Electric Dreams," Giorgio Moroder with Philip OakeyDreams are not plugged-in or battery operated.Peter
"Together Till The End Of Time," Brenda HollowayTime doesn't end.Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Comes Today," GorillazTomorrow at any time is the day after today.Lydia Helton
"Tomorrow In Her Eyes," Ron SexsmithEyes don't have days in them.Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Is A Long Time," The Brothers FourNo, it isn't. Just 24 hours.Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Is Just Like Yesterday," Don RayTomorrow isn't here yet, so how could you know?Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Is Today," Billy JoelTomorrow is in the future, not today.Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Never Comes," B.J. ThomasToday ends and tomorrow comes.Yvette Bristle
"Tomorrow Never Knows," Beatleswhen did days become sentient beings?sloatead
"Tomorrow's Gone Tonight," Tommy KeeneTomorrow isn't even here yet.Yvette Bristle
"Tonight My Heart Will Be Crying," Eddie FisherHearts are incapable of crying.Yvette Bristle
"Tonight The Sky's About To Cry," Mother EarthThe sky doesn't cry.Yvette Bristle
"Tonight Will Last Forever," Janis IanTonight will be over when morning comes.Yvette Bristle
"Too Late For Love," Def LeppardIt's never too late for love.Opie M.
"Too Many Mornings," Lani HallHow can there be too many of them?Yvette Bristle
"Too Many Trips To Nowhere," The New SeekersTrips lead to destinations, not nowhere.Yvette Bristle
"Too Much Heaven," The Bee GeesYou can't get too much of a place.Opie M.
"Too Much Love To Hide," Crosby, Stills & NashYou can't literally hide an emotion.Peter
"Too Much Love Will Kill You," QueenHuh?That's all I can say.Natasha
"Too Much Love Will Kill You," Brian MayLove is an emotion,not a disease.Natasha
"Too Much, Too Little Too Late," Johnny Mathis And Deniece WilliamsYou cannot have too much and too little.Reggie Pillbox
"Too Young For The Blues," Joanie SommersNo one is too young for the blues.Yvette Bristle
"The Top Of The Morning," Mike OldfieldMorning doesn't have a top.Yvette Bristle
"Top Of The World," The CarpentersHow does one get on top of a whole planet?Peter
"Torn Between Two Lovers," Mary MacGregorIf literally torn, she wouldn't be singing.Heather Brockwell
"Tornado of Souls," MegadethNo tornado is made from souls.Fifi McFeef
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart," Bonnie TylerWhat?!GlamRockNinjaLord
"Total Eclipse of the Heart," Bonnie TylerHow does someone's heart block the sun?Glenn
"Touch the Sky," Kanye WestYou can't touch the sky, and it's not solid eitherDongquan
"Touch the Sky," Kanye WestThe sky is just air so technically you can't.Ricky
"Touched By An Angel," Celine DionImpossible unless Michael Jackson is now an angel.Silver Power
"Tower of Song," Leonard CohenLove isn't a structure nor a fortificationSusanna Viljanen
"A Town Called Hypocrisy," LostprophetsThere is no such town.Tommy
"Town Called Malice," The JamNever seen that town on a map.Peter
"Toy Soldiers," MartikaSoldiers are not toys.Jose Canu Sea
"Toy Town," Ian Crichton BandNo town is made of toys.Yvette Bristle
"The Tracks of My Tears," Smokey Robinson & The MiraclesTears don't leave tracksCaroline
"The Trail Of The Lonesome Pine," Avalon BoysTrees can't experience lonesomeness.Heather Brockwell
"Train From Nowhere," NektarIt had to come from somewhere.Yvette Bristle
"Train of Love," Paul AnkaVehicles are not instruments of emotionsSusanna Viljanen
"Train To Nowhere," The ChampsTrains go to destinations, not nowhere.Yvette Bristle
"Transdermal Celebration," WeenA celebration cannot be "transdermal". Jack
"Trapped By A Thing Called Love," Denise LasalleI don't an emotion can actually trap you.Peter
"Travel By Telephone," Rival SchoolsA telephone is not a means of travel.Yvette Bristle
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart," Stone Temple PilotsI hate it when that happensMatt
"Trouble Is A Lonesome Town," Lee HazlewoodThere is no town named Trouble.Yvette Bristle
"Truth Hurts," LizzoTruth doesn't hurt physicallyKerry
"Truth In Lies," Frozen GhostLies are falsehoods, not truths.Yvette Bristle
"The Truth Lies," Dana GloverTruth itself doesn't speak, either lies or truth.Heather Brockwell
"Try Everything," ShakiraNobody can try every single thing in the worldFuture Backer
"Try Not To Breathe," R.E.M.Then I'll die; so I'll ignore your instructions.Peter
"Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World," U2No one has arms that big, not even Bono!George Straitjacket
"Tu SerĂ¡s Mi Navidad (You will be my Christmas)," Isabel PantojaNobody can turn into a holiday!Consuela Sanchez
"Tubthumping," ChumbawambaThere is no such word.Weamon
"Tupperware Queen," The Beautiful SouthTupperware is not a monarchy.Natasha Bly
"Turn Back The Dawn," Joe ValinoThe dawn can't be controlled.Yvette Bristle
"Turn Back The Tide," Eastbound ExpresswayTides can't be controlled.Yvette Bristle
"Turn Back Time," AquaDo they expect to do this with their bare hands?Devil Jones
"Turn Down The Starlight," Mavis KruseStarlight can't be controlled.Yvette Bristle
"Turn Loose The Mermaids," NightwishMermaids are fictitious creatures.Heather Brockwell
"The Turn Of A Friendly Card," The Alan Parsons ProjectCards can't exhibit friendliness.Yvette Bristle
"Turn On A Dream," The Box TopsYou can't turn on a dream, it's not a lightA.J.
"Turn On The Action," DokkenHow exactly would you do this?GlamRockNinjaLord
"Turn On The Moonlight," Ray SmithMoonlight can't be controlled.Yvette Bristle
"Turn On The Sun," Nia HughesThe sun can't be controlled.Yvette Bristle
"Turn That Heartbeat Over Again," Steely DanHeartbeats can't be turned over.Candy Welty
"Turn The Beat Around," Vicki Sue RobinsonMusical beats can't be physically controlledKerry
"Turn The Beat Around," Vicki Sue RobinsonAnd just how does one do THAT?Isac
"Turn the Sun Down," SplendoraThat's not possible for someone to do.Brionna Secret
"Turn The World Around," Eddy ArnoldThis can't be done on command.Candy Welty
"Turn The World Around The Other Way," Eddy Arnold Heather Brockwell
"Turn You Inside Out," R.E.M.ewwwww!!!Sean
"Turning Japanese," The VaporsYou can only be born Japanese, you can't become itNed Riley
"Turning Japanese," VaporsEither ya is or ya isn't, pal!Offender
"The Twelfth Of Never," Johnny MathisNo Such DateJessica Childress
"Twenty-Five Hours A Day," Dobie GrayA day has only 24 hours.Yvette Bristle
"Twistin' The Night Away," Sam CookeNight is not something that can be twisted. Karen Smith
"Two Divided By Love," The Grass RootsTwo can only be divided by another numberRaphael
"Two Divided By Zero," Pet Shop BoysDivision cannot be done by zero.Heather Brockwell
"Two Faces Have I," Lou ChristieNo one since Janus had two facesNaomi Swanson
"Two Hearts," Phil CollinsYou're usually born with one.Paul Warren
"Two Is One," AndromedaSelf-explanatory.weird kid106
"Two Places At The Same Time," RaydioOne can't be in two places at one time.Reggie Pillbox
"Two Rooms At The End Of The World," Elton JohnWhere is this 'end' of the world?Peter
"Two Suns," Kingdom of GiantsThere is only one sun.JohnHowarth
"Two Worlds Collide," Inspiral CarpetsThat's not actually possible.Clementine

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