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1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
Cradle vise, Cradle vise, bless my hometown forever.
Original Lyrics:
Edelweiss, Edelweiss, bless my homeland forever.
Misheard Lyrics:
Cradle vise, cradle vise, bless my homeland forever.
Original Lyrics:
Edelweiss, Edelweiss, bless my homeland forever.
 
1970s
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And left me by my delight
Original Lyrics:
And left me blinded by the light
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But moving everything is not the soul getting out on me
Original Lyrics:
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the news and everything
Original Lyrics:
But losing everything
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you misread my mean and one eyed menu
Original Lyrics:
But you misread my meaning when I met you
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you misread, I mean it when I met you.
Original Lyrics:
But you misread my meaning when I met you.
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close the door, and let me die by the light!
Original Lyrics:
Closed the door and left me blinded by the light
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let his mum go down on me
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son go down on me.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sun go down on me.
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't climb, oh, the rock that Monty climbed
Original Lyrics:
I can't find all the right romantic line
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fight no more of your magic life
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh the right romantic line
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't fight, oh, but I know that you lied
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right-on mini blind
Original Lyrics:
I can't find, oh, the right romantic line
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't hide no more Augie Dog-ness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more Augie Doggie
Original Lyrics:
I can't light, no more of your darkness
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more Augie Dogness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't lie, no more honky-donkness.
Original Lyrics:
I can't light no more of your darkness.
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't rely, on no more of your darkness
Original Lyrics:
I can't light, no more of your darkness
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and chased away a blind
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took a chance and chased away a blind
Original Lyrics:
I took a chance and changed your way of life
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd just allow a Fatman on your wife to wander free.
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another faggot in your life, there's one for me
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another faggot of your life
Original Lyrics:
I'm just another fragment of your life
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just another rabbit from a hat
Original Lyrics:
I'm just another fragment of your life
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just the fabric of our lives
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just the fabric of our lives
Original Lyrics:
I'd just allow a fragment of your life
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's in this rain, my evening when I met you
Original Lyrics:
But you misread my meaning when I met you
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's in this rain, my evening when I met you
Original Lyrics:
But you misread my meaning when I met you
Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're losing everything,
But don't let the sun go down on me
Original Lyrics:
But losing everything is like the sun going down on me
Elton John's, "Rocket Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning up his shoes I'm very long.
Original Lyrics:
Burning out his fuse up here alone.
Joan Baez's, "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Virgil, quick come see, there goes Robert E. Lee.
Original Lyrics:
Virgil, quick come see, there goes the Robert E. Lee.
Manhattan Transfer's, "Trickle Trickle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please lend me your show
Original Lyrics:
Please lend me your short.
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The thoughts are castles in the classroom
Original Lyrics:
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Band's, "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took the train to Richmond that fell
Original Lyrics:
By May the 10th, Richmond had fell
The Band's, "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till so much cavalry came and tore up the tracks again
Original Lyrics:
Till Stoneman's cavalry came and tore up the tracks again
The Who's, "Slip Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slinky, slinky
Original Lyrics:
Slip kid, slip kid
 
1980s
Chaka Khan's, "I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb every woman
Original Lyrics:
I'm every woman
Christopher Cross', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some n**** gon' sue
Original Lyrics:
Someday'll come soon
 
1990s
Misheard Lyrics:
Birthday cards, sinful verbs
Original Lyrics:
Herb's the word, spin's the verb
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince's, "Yo Home to Bel Air"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cause of death was fresh
Original Lyrics:
The license plate said "fresh"
Dave Matthews Band's, "Crash Into Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I coming to you?
Original Lyrics:
And I come but you
Elton John's, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
The simple life
Original Lyrics:
The circle of life
Elton John's, "Simple Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're going to get back to the circle of life again
Original Lyrics:
We're going to get back to the simple life again
George Michael and Elton John's, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
But these cubs I have (Cubs I have)
Original Lyrics:
But these cuts I have (Cuts I have)
Junior Vasquez's, "If Madonna Calls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me in Atlanta!
Original Lyrics:
Call me in Miami!
 
2000s
Rammstein's, "Zwitter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Slaanesh I'm Slaanesh Tzeentch's a snitch
Original Lyrics:
Eins für mich Eins für dich Gibt es nicht
Tim McGraw's, "Southern Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t let this old bull cross in this Crimson Tide t-shirt throw you
Original Lyrics:
Don’t let this old gold cross and this Crimson Tide t-shirt throw you
Wonder Pets', "Wonder Pets Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a baby penguin
He's such a nice bird
Original Lyrics:
It's a baby penguin
He's caught on an iceberg

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