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1960s
Peter & Gordon's, "A World Without Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please look the other way
Original Lyrics:
Please lock me away
Sam Cooke's, "Chain Gang"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's the sound over there
Original Lyrics:
That's the sound of the men
Strawberry Alarm Clock's, "Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like it would be a different game
Original Lyrics:
Life would be a different game
The Four Seasons', "Walk Like a Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten cents again
Original Lyrics:
Fast as I can
The Rolling Stones', "Street Fighting Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere I hear the sound of Martians
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere I hear the sound of marching
The Temptations', "The Way You Do the Things You Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta try so hard
Original Lyrics:
You got a smile so bright
 
1970s
Aretha Franklin's, "Spanish Harlem"
Misheard Lyrics:
With eyes as black as Coke
Original Lyrics:
With eyes as black as coal
Barbra Streisand's, "Songbird"
Misheard Lyrics:
But who says to me
Original Lyrics:
But who sings to me
Billy Joel's, "Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll save a lot to go down on Broadway
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the lights go out on Broadway
Heart's, "Crazy on You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a weirdo last night in a dream
Original Lyrics:
I was a willow last night in a dream
Jethro Tull's, "Thick as a Brick"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tribal destruction
Original Lyrics:
The tidal destruction
Jimmy Buffett's, "Come Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
California is one big white tan
I just can't wait to see you again
Original Lyrics:
California has worn me quite thin
I just can't wait to see you again
Melissa Manchester's, "Don't Cry Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly high and growl
Original Lyrics:
Fly high and proud
Queen's, "Don't Stop Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me Mr. Carrot Head
Original Lyrics:
They call me Mr. Fahrenheit
Rose Royce's, "Car Wash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' at the condo
Original Lyrics:
Workin' at the car wash
Smokey Robinson and the Miracles', "The Tears of a Clown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a clown I pretend to be dad
or
Like a clown I pretend to be bad
or
Like a clown I pretend to be mad
Original Lyrics:
Like a clown I pretend to be glad
The Brothers Johnson's, "I'll Be Good to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be spoonfed, spoonfed, spoonfed
or
I'll be stupid, stupid, stupid
Original Lyrics:
I'll be good to you, good to you, good to you
The Doobie Brothers', "What a Fool Believes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Budweiser's got the power
Original Lyrics:
No wise man has the power
War's, "The World Is a Ghetto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stormy night
Original Lyrics:
Starry eyed
 
1980s
Aretha Franklin's, "Who's Zooming Who"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Scooby-Doo
Original Lyrics:
Who's zooming who?
Barbra Streisand's, "The Way He Makes Me Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
And yet I'm travelling
Original Lyrics:
And yet I'm trembling
Bon Jovi's, "Wanted Dead or Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a wombat dead or alive
Original Lyrics:
I'm wanted dead or alive
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
You picture a smile on your left
Original Lyrics:
You paint your smile on your lips
Chicago's, "You're Not Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too blind to civilize
Original Lyrics:
Too blind to see the light
Diana Ross', "Upside Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy you turkey's inside out and browning out
Original Lyrics:
Boy you turn me inside out and round and round
Genesis', "Paperlate"
Misheard Lyrics:
Purple rain, purple rain
Original Lyrics:
Paperlate, paperlate
Katrina and the Waves', "Sun Street"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all living on Song Street
Original Lyrics:
We're all living on Sun Street
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out to feed with the crows, she throws you
Original Lyrics:
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
Kim Carnes', "More Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wear a towel, take a towel
Original Lyrics:
Wear it down, tear it down
Michael Bolton's, "Soul Provider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about love, get off of my truck
Original Lyrics:
Talk about love, talk about trust
Pet Shop Boys', "Always on My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were always on Nightline
Original Lyrics:
You were always on my mind
Pet Shop Boys', "Domino Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash them all for dinner
Original Lyrics:
Watch them all fall down
Queen's, "Save Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It started off somewhere
Original Lyrics:
It started off so well
Scorpions', "Big City Nights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big Sydney Nights
Original Lyrics:
Big City Nights
Steely Dan's, "Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cable car
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
k.d. lang's, "I'm Down to My Last Cigarette"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's way past the owl
Original Lyrics:
It's way past the hour
 
1990s
Katrina and the Waves', "Love Shine a Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Light up the mansion in every little part
Original Lyrics:
Light up the magic in every little part
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby when we're blinded
Original Lyrics:
Baby when we're grindin'
Ron Wasserman's, "Fight! (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go go buy a raincoat
Original Lyrics:
Go go Power Rangers
Spice Girls', "Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, Chopin
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, my friends
k.d. lang's, "Hush Sweet Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
In your truck
Original Lyrics:
In your trust
k.d. lang's, "If I Were You"
Misheard Lyrics:
So evilly
Original Lyrics:
So easily
k.d. lang's, "Just Keep Me Moving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dealing with designers
Original Lyrics:
Dealing with desire
 
2000s
Dream's, "He Loves U Not"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch 22
Original Lyrics:
Do what you do
Green Day's, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I wish a polar bear would fine me.
Till then I wash my loan
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me.
Till then I walk alone.
Kandi's, "Don't Think I'm Not"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why you talkin' to me?
Original Lyrics:
Why you doggin' to me?
Powerman 5000's, "Nobody's Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kissing robots won't save your life
Original Lyrics:
Rockets and robots can save your life
Powerman 500's, "Nobody's Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
All wild, all wild, who's here to save your brain
Original Lyrics:
Unbound, unwound, who's here to stay
 
2010s
DNCE's, "Cake by the Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah-yi-yi-yi-yi-ha!
Keep on holding with me
Cake by the ocean, uh
Original Lyrics:
I-I-I-I-I, I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh
Miley Cyrus', "We Can't Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing with my league
Original Lyrics:
Dancing with Molly

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