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1950s | |
Gene Kelly's, "Singin’ in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics: I’m siblings with Lorraine
Original Lyrics: I’m singin’ in the rain
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1960s | |
Gino Vannelli's, "I Just Wanna Stop"
Misheard Lyrics: (4 years old)
Original Lyrics: (For your love)
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
She's a slutty moron you will know... oh, oh, oh. Original Lyrics: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know... oh, oh, oh. |
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus doesn't love you anymore Original Lyrics: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know |
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than we do, he has to. (Ooh, ooh, ooh) Original Lyrics: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know. (Wo, wo, wo) |
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
She's a slut more than you will know, woh, woh, woh Original Lyrics: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know Woh, woh, woh |
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: Cook cook a Jew, Mrs. Robinson
Original Lyrics: Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: God bless your fleas, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who prey Original Lyrics: God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray |
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: Heaven holds a place for bowls of grain
Original Lyrics: Heaven holds a place for those who pray
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: Here's to you, Mrs Robinson
She's a slutty mole that you all know Original Lyrics: Here's to you, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know |
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
She's a slutty woman you might know. Original Lyrics: Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more then you might know. |
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: Jesus loved you more when you were young
Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: Look around you all you see are sympathetic lies.
Original Lyrics: Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes.
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: She is the sluttiest woman you would know
Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: She's a Sluzzy moron you will know
Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: She's a slushy moment you will know
Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: She's a slut you more than you will know.
Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know.
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: She's a slut, more than you will know
Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: She's a slut. That's more than you should know.
Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know.
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: She's a slut. Yes, more then you will know.
Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know.
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: She's a slutty Mormon, you will know
Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know
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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: She's a slutty Mormon, you will know,
Whoa-whoa-whoa. Original Lyrics: Jesus loves you more than you will know,
Whoa-whoa-whoa. |
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the can to masquerade. Original Lyrics: Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the candidate's debate. |
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the can to masturbate. Original Lyrics: Sitting on the sofa on a Sunday afternoon.
Going to the candidate's debate. |
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
Misheard Lyrics: Where have you gone, Joe Samaggio?
Original Lyrics: Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
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The Beatles', "Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics: Wheat Chex to eat
Original Lyrics: eight days a week
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1970s | |
America's, "Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics: I understand you get money from the man
That goes by the name of the Sandman. Original Lyrics: I understand you've been running from the man
That goes by the name of the Sandman. |
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Bobby Caldwell's, "What You Won’t Do for Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Book of love
Original Lyrics: Do for love
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Earth, Wind & Fire's, "After the Love Has Gone"
Misheard Lyrics: Something happened the other day
Original Lyrics: Something happened along the way
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John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's, "Summer Nights"
Misheard Lyrics: Got my soul damned
Original Lyrics: Got my suit damp
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John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's, "You're the One That I Want"
Misheard Lyrics: You're too shy to meringue
Original Lyrics: You're too shy to convey
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Led Zeppelin's, "Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics: With a pebble operator and a 50 Cent ham.
Original Lyrics: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
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1980s | |
Gino Vannelli's, "Living Inside Myself"
Misheard Lyrics: Living inside this gel
Original Lyrics: Living inside this shell
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Kim Wilde's, "Kids In America"
Misheard Lyrics: There's an ill wind coming, I warn ya
Original Lyrics: There's a new wave coming, I warn ya
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Peter Gabriel's, "Shock the Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics: Stop, I’m okay!
Original Lyrics: Shock the monkey
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Roxette's, "Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics: I won't be walking on thin eyes to get through the night.
Original Lyrics: I won't be walking on thin ice to get through the night.
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The Moody Blues', "The Voice"
Misheard Lyrics: Make a promise, take a bow
Original Lyrics: Make a promise, take a vow
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1990s | |
Foo Fighters', "Times Like These"
Misheard Lyrics: You learn to rent a van
Original Lyrics: You learn to live again
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Theme Songs', "Pepper Ann"
Misheard Lyrics: watch her knit her own beret
Original Lyrics: marching in her own parade
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2000s | |
Bloc Party's, "Like Eating Glass"
Misheard Lyrics: Open mouth swallowing a***
Original Lyrics: Open mouth swallowing us
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In Flames', "Come Clarity"
Misheard Lyrics: I want you to leave me
Original Lyrics: I want you to lead me
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In Flames', "Reflect the Storm"
Misheard Lyrics: When there is nothing
We're supposed to join sides Original Lyrics: When there is nothing
Expose the dark side |
Kylie Minogue's, "On a Night Like This"
Misheard Lyrics: You can’t see
or You can’t sing Original Lyrics: You kiss me
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Maroon 5's, "Makes Me Wonder"
Misheard Lyrics: But I don't believe it's you anymore, anymore
Original Lyrics: But I don't believe it's true anymore, anymore
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Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue's, "Kids"
Misheard Lyrics: ‘Til something stinks
Original Lyrics: ‘Til something sticks
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misc | |
Dua Lipa's, "Dance the Night"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause every man shakes in his pants
Original Lyrics: 'Cause every romance shakes and it bends
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