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1960s
The Band's, "The Weight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dump a load off, Daddy
Take a load or three
Dump a load off, Daddy
And dump the load right on me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a load off, Fanny
Take a load for free
Take a load off, Fanny
And you put the load right on me.
The Band's, "The Weight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a load off your fanny.
Original Lyrics:
Take a load off, Fannie.
The Shangri-Las', "Leader of the Pack"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met him at the Kay-Bee store
Original Lyrics:
I met him at the candy store
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "Lonely Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where would I be without my robot?
or
Where would I be without my wombat?
Original Lyrics:
Where would I be without my woman?
Carly Simon's, "Nobody Does It Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Paris above me
Original Lyrics:
Like heaven above me
Chicago's, "Call on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You love me do
Original Lyrics:
You love me, too
Commercial's, "Coca-Cola"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a book
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me closer, party dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer, tiny dancer
Frankie Valli's, "My Eyes Adored You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My rides to Georgia
Original Lyrics:
My eyes adored you
Genesis', "Can-Utility and the Coastliners"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing "crazy, crazy"
Original Lyrics:
Singing "praise him, praise him"
Supertramp's, "The Logical Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was yours
Original Lyrics:
When I was young
 
1980s
Chicago's, "Hard to Say I'm Sorry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just for the day from robotics
Original Lyrics:
Just for the day from your body
Commercial's, "Acme Boots"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't say Acme
Original Lyrics:
Your boots say Acme
Elton John's, "I'm Still Standing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your flood light really freezes just like ice
Original Lyrics:
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
Hot Chocolate's, "It Started with a Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
How could I in Brazil?
Original Lyrics:
How could I resist?
Howard Jones', "New Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go, Gadget
Original Lyrics:
Don't crack up
Jennifer Rush's, "The Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a baby
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm your lady
Michael Bolton's, "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me about the dress you're wearing
Original Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans you're making
Neil Diamond's, "Heartlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn on your flood light
Original Lyrics:
Turn on your heartlight
Phil Collins', "Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the lonely one
or
You're a lonely one
or
You're a warrior
or
You're a worrywart
Original Lyrics:
You're the only one
Phil Collins', "Take Me Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay, pay me home
Original Lyrics:
Take, take me home
Radio Commercial's, "Eder Beer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enter beer E-D-E-R
Original Lyrics:
Eder Beer E-D-E-R
Radio Commercial's, "Labatt's Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that's blue
Original Lyrics:
Labatt's Blue
Robert Tepper's, "No Easy Way Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no easy rain down
Original Lyrics:
There's no easy way out
Salt-N-Pepa's, "Push It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poochy real good
Original Lyrics:
Push it real good
The Clash's, "Rock The Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Na-Nu don't like it
Rock the shazbot
Original Lyrics:
Sharif don't like it
Rock the Casbah.
 
1990s
'N Sync's, "I Want You Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told you not to hurry
Original Lyrics:
I told you not to worry
Cathy Dennis', "Touch Me (All Night Long)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Douchey
Original Lyrics:
Touch me
Dave Matthews Band's, "Crash Into Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, when you go Grinch into me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, when you come crash into me
Eric Clapton's, "No Alibis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give me no odd advice
Original Lyrics:
Don't give me no alibis.
Five's, "When the Lights Go Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
The love at LAX
Original Lyrics:
The love and tenderness
Salt-N-Pepa's, "Shoop"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna Snoopy
Original Lyrics:
I wanna shoop baby
Shanice's, "Saving Forever for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look inside my car
Original Lyrics:
Look inside my heart
Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain’t the shoppers doing the shift
Original Lyrics:
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
The Outfield's, "For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was robbed, I'm in Spain
Original Lyrics:
I was wrong, my mistake
 
2000s
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a blue carpet
Original Lyrics:
And a blue Corvette
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all day and overnight
Original Lyrics:
And all day and all night
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue is the color of more that I know
Original Lyrics:
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Eve 6's, "Promise"
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother's in Detroit
Original Lyrics:
I promise not to try
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, don’t mind me, I’m watching your dudes from the closet
Original Lyrics:
Oh, don’t mind me, I’m watching you two from the closet
Five for Fighting's, "Superman (It's Not Easy)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only a man and I sell this red Jeep
Original Lyrics:
I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
Jimmy Eat World's, "Big Casino"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they draw my name from the monitor
Original Lyrics:
When they draw my name from the lottery
Melanie C's, "I Turn to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a blogger leaning towards the sun
Original Lyrics:
Like a flower leaning towards the sun
Plain White T's', "Hey There Delilah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there Tallulah
Original Lyrics:
Hey there Delilah
Weezer's, "Island in the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a diamond in the sun
Original Lyrics:
On an island in the sun
 
2010s
Ellie Goulding's, "Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
‘Cause they’re calling, calling, calling MePhone;
Calling, calling, calling home
Original Lyrics:
‘Cause they’re calling, calling, calling me home;
Calling, calling, calling home
Harry Styles', "Sign of the Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we never learn, we been here before
Why are we always stuck and running from
The police? The police
Original Lyrics:
If we never learn, we been here before
Why are we always stuck and running from
The bullets? The bullets
Miguel's, "Sure Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweat that pimple goddess
Sweat back
Original Lyrics:
You could bet that
Never got to sweat that
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm Harry
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm happy
 
country
Shania Twain's, "Rock This Country!"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna rock this cartridge!
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna rock this country!

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