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1960s
Ian & Sylvia's, "Four Strong Winds"
Misheard Lyrics:
But with him, who's that?
A hundred times or more
Original Lyrics:
But we've been through that
A hundred times or more
The Eligibles', "The Ballad of Gilligan’s Isle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a single rotary
Original Lyrics:
Not a single luxury
 
1970s
Bob Seger's, "Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were getting our s***
Original Lyrics:
We were getting our share
Commercial 's, "Hate Hurts You"
Misheard Lyrics:
An acid delay rose
Original Lyrics:
An acid that corrodes
Queen's, "Sheer Heart Attack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Real Cadillac
Original Lyrics:
Real cardiac
Queen's, "Sheer Heart Attack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you're just seventeen
And all you want to do is drink a beer
Original Lyrics:
Well, you're just seventeen
And all you want to do is disappear
Queen's, "We Will Rock You (Fast Version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will, we will, sock you, sock you.
Original Lyrics:
We will, we will, rock you, rock you.
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddy you're an old man, poor boy
Pleading be your rise
Gonna make you some pizza someday.
Original Lyrics:
Buddy you're an old man, poor man
Pleading with your eyes
Gonna make you some peace someday.
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna make you a zombie someday
Original Lyrics:
Gonna make you some peace someday
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna make you some beef someday
Original Lyrics:
Gonna make you some peace someday
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicking the cat all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Kicking your can all over the place
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicking your cat all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Kicking your can all over the place
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicking your trash all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Kicking your can all over the place
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing with her eyes
Gonna make you zombie someday
Original Lyrics:
Pleading with your eyes
Gonna make you some piece someday
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaking your blubber all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Waving your banner all over the place
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody better put your back into your face
Original Lyrics:
Somebody better put you back into your place
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sonny, you're a young man, hard man just singing along,
Waiting for a girl to dance to your song
Mud on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your can all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Buddy you're a young man, hard man
Shoutin' on the streets
Gonna take on the world someday
You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waving your can all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Waving your banner all over the place
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waving your can all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Waving your banner all over the place
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waving your feather all over the place
Original Lyrics:
Waving your banner all over the place
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will, we will f*** you
Original Lyrics:
We will, we will rock you
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will, we will rob you.
Original Lyrics:
We will, we will rock you.
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will, we will, sock you, we will, we will, sock you.
Original Lyrics:
We will, we will, rock you, we will, we will, rock you.
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheel will, Wheel will Rocker
Original Lyrics:
We will, we will rock you
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You big disc brakes!
Original Lyrics:
You big disgrace!
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You big fish-face
Original Lyrics:
You big disgrace
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got butt on your face, your big goose egg
Original Lyrics:
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Somebody better push a bag into your face!
Original Lyrics:
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place!
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
There go Jed and Lionel
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
 
1980s
Misheard Lyrics:
Lava rock
Original Lyrics:
Like a rock
Cyndi Lauper's, "She Bop"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bombed, you bombed, and they bombed
Original Lyrics:
I bop, you bop, and they bop
Huey Lewis and the News', "Back in Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pterodactyl, where are we going this time?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me doctor, where are we going this time?
Huey Lewis and the News', "The Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But did I just stain your eyes
Original Lyrics:
But it might just save your life
Huey Lewis and the News', "The Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tougher than Simon's bricks like cream,
Corduroys are a bad girls dream
Original Lyrics:
Tougher than diamonds, whips like cream,
Stronger and harder than a bad girls dream
Jennifer Rush's, "The Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I am surprised but I'm ready to love
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I am frightened but I'm ready to learn
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Goodbye to Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye to Romans, goodbye to France
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye to romance, goodbye to friends
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Goodbye to Romance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye to Romans.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye to romance.
Paul Simon's, "Mother and Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the mother and child reunion is only an ocean away.
Original Lyrics:
But the mother and child reunion is only a motion away.
Queen's, "Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flesh! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! He hates every one of us!
Original Lyrics:
Flash! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! He saves every one of us!
Queen's, "Flash"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand for every Mother Goose
Original Lyrics:
Stand for everyone of us
Sade's, "Your Love Is King"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is king drown you in my bath.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is king. Crown you in my heart.
Talking Heads', "Burning Down the House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barney’s in the house
Original Lyrics:
Burning down the house
The Cars', "You Might Think"
Misheard Lyrics:
You might sink is hysterical
Original Lyrics:
You might think it's hysterical
 
1990s
R.E.M.'s, "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
According to wriggler
Original Lyrics:
Call me when you try to wake her up.
Soundgarden's, "Fell on Black Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** on my chest
Original Lyrics:
I sure don't mind the change.
 
2000s
System of a Down's, "Toxicity"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I became the sun, I showed everybody my man parts
Original Lyrics:
When I became the sun I shone life into the man's hearts
 
2010s
Deftones', "Diamond eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chirons rain across the sky
Original Lyrics:
Diamonds rain across the sky
Deftones', "Diamond eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chirons rain across the sky
Original Lyrics:
Diamonds rain across the sky
Lukas Graham's, "7 Yeears"
Misheard Lyrics:
I made a man so happy when I rolled the little ones
Original Lyrics:
I made the man so happy when I wrote a letter once
리 채-연's, "Knock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it killing like
Knock, na-na-na-na na-na-na na-na na-na na-na
Knocking on you, oh heart
Original Lyrics:
이제 깨어나
Knock, na-na-na-na na-na-na na-na na-na na-na
Knocking on your heart

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