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1960s
Joe Cocker's, "Feelin’ Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
I made it alright
Original Lyrics:
I’m feelin’ alright
The Kinks', "Tired of Waiting for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow child
Original Lyrics:
So tired
 
1970s
Kate Bush's, "Wow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemon-lime again
Original Lyrics:
Line and line again
Paul Simon's, "Mother And Child Reunion"
Misheard Lyrics:
But a mother and child reunion is only emotion away.
Original Lyrics:
But a mother and child reunion is only a motion away
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinnamon from China went down to get a miner
Original Lyrics:
Met a man from China went down to Geisha Minah
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dynamite will have tripped her team
Original Lyrics:
Dynamite with a laser beam
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye in summertime
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got by the Jebatty, down a mine, with a cuppa tea
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunpowder cheddar cheese, dynamite with a laser Bean.
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam.
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kalamari, Cheddar Cheese, Dinah might with a laser beam
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little man vagina bound to get Jemimah
Original Lyrics:
Met a man from China went down to Geisha Minah
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Met a man vagina
Original Lyrics:
Met a man from China
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Perfume came naturally from Paris
Because she couldn't care less
Original Lyrics:
Perfume came naturally from Paris
For cars she couldn't care less
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubber band she's as willing as
Original Lyrics:
Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen, goodbye virginity
Original Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen, gunpowder, gelatine
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen
Goodbye debate team, hello drama team
Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime
Original Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen
Gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shot down and turpentine, dynamite with a laser beam
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wreck a man in underpants, sensational an appetite
Wanna try
Original Lyrics:
Recommended at the price, insatiable an appetite
Wanna try
Queen's, "Spread Your Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, darling, flap with me
Original Lyrics:
Come on, honey, fly with me
Queen's, "Spread Your Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
His boss said to him
Now listen, boy, you're always free man
Original Lyrics:
His boss said to him
Now listen, boy, you're always dreaming
Queen's, "Spread Your Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
So darling, spread your wings and fly away
Fly away, find a way
Original Lyrics:
So honey, spread your wings and fly away
Fly away, far away
Queen's, "Spread Your Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread your little wings and fly away
Fly away, find a way
Original Lyrics:
Spread your little wings and fly away
Fly away, far away
Queen's, "Spread Your Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread your wings and fly away
Fly away, find a way
Original Lyrics:
Spread your wings and fly away
Fly away, far away
Queen's, "Spread Your Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's because you're a dreaming
Original Lyrics:
That's because you're a free man
Queen's, "We Are the Champions"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've taken my bows had my Captain Corn
Original Lyrics:
I've taken my vows and my curtain calls
Queen's, "We Are the Champions"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been no bed of roses, no flesh or cruel
Original Lyrics:
It's been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise
Queen's, "You’re My Best Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re the Vincent that I ever had
Original Lyrics:
You’re the best friend that I ever had
Seals & Crofts', "Get Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling, if you want me to sing
Original Lyrics:
Darling, if you want me to be
The Clash's, "Train in Vain (Stand by Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stinkery
or
Stink-a-Ree
Original Lyrics:
Stand by me
 
1980s
AC/DC's, "Highway to Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m on the highway again
Original Lyrics:
I’m on a highway to hell
Erasure's, "A Little Respect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a little restrained from me
Original Lyrics:
Give a little respect for me
Misheard Lyrics:
Maalox, don't do it
Original Lyrics:
Relax, don't do it
Genesis', "Land of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why this is a man named Confucius
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why this is a land of confusion
Genesis', "Tonight, Tonight, Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna make it night
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna make it right
George Michael's, "Faith"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I gotta have beta
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I gotta have faith
Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine's, "Rhythm Is Gonna Get You"
Misheard Lyrics:
........DONEGAL ??
Original Lyrics:
Yah Yeh Goh
Nik Kershaw's, "Wouldn't It Be Good?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be good to be in U2?
Original Lyrics:
Wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes?
Pet Shop Boys', "Suburbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
In Saudi Arabia
Original Lyrics:
In suburbia
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
What cowboys do on TBS
Original Lyrics:
What cowboys do in TV land
The Kinks', "Come Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come dance with me
Original Lyrics:
Come dancing
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canon Ball!
Original Lyrics:
Panama
 
1990s
Blackstreet's, "No Diggity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Longevity
Original Lyrics:
No Diggity
Britney Spears', "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my doo-wop
Original Lyrics:
You are my true love
Damn Yankees', "Coming of Age"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so tired
Original Lyrics:
I'm so tied up
Disney's The Lion King's, "I Just Can't Wait to Be King"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I just can't wait to be gay
or
Oh I just can't wait to be kink(y)
Original Lyrics:
Oh I just can't wait to be king
Jon Secada's, "If You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Colt, say goodbye.
It's up to me see here my life.
But you know, that all I really want is you.
Original Lyrics:
If you go, say goodbye.
There'll be something missing in my life
'Cause you know, that all I really want is you.
 
2000s
Linkin Park's, "Bleed It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that you’ll discuss
I’ll make you racist!
Original Lyrics:
I’ve opened up these scars
I’ll make you face this!
Metric's, "Gimme Sympathy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh seriously
You're gonna make me stick sh*t on
Original Lyrics:
Oh seriously
You're gonna make mistakes, you're young
 
2010s
Beyonce's, "Drunk in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drop
Original Lyrics:
Drum
 
country
Martina McBride's, "How I Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hotel on the 4th of July
Original Lyrics:
My hometown on the 4th of July

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