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1950s
Dinah Washington's, "What a Difference a Day Makes"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a difference Today makes
or
What a difference a state makes
Original Lyrics:
What a difference a day makes
The Coasters', "Charlie Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
That Chinese clown
Original Lyrics:
That Charlie Brown
 
1970s
ABBA's, "The Name of the Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once you say you're gay
Original Lyrics:
What's the name of the game?
Cat Stevens', "Lady D'Arbanville"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Lady Ka-Bambi
Original Lyrics:
My Lady D'Arbanville
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
"Decadent cake" she says, just like Marie Antoinette
Original Lyrics:
"Let them eat cake" she says, just like Marie Antoinette
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
A milk man from China.
Original Lyrics:
Met a man from China.
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Building a Reveille for Kruschev and Kennedy
Original Lyrics:
A built-in remedy for Kruschev and Kennedy
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carbide and turpentine
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catlike agility
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye to cheddar cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine.
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye to gelatine
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got 500 jelly beans
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got five hundred jelly beans
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my virginity, dynamite with a laser bean.
Original Lyrics:
Gun powder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam.
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gun powder and turpentine
Original Lyrics:
Gun powder, gelatine
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunpowder, eternity, dynamite it will make you gleam.
Original Lyrics:
Gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam.
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little man from China went down the gay vagina
Original Lyrics:
Met a man from China, went down to Geisha Minah
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Met a man-vagina bent down to Geisha Minor
Original Lyrics:
Met a man from China went down to Geisha Minor
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Perfume came naturally from Paris,
From guys she couldn't care less
Original Lyrics:
Perfume came naturally from Paris,
For cars she couldn't care less
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Recommended underpants, insatiable an appetite
Original Lyrics:
Recommended at the price, insatiable an appetite
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She keeps a moo and a scandal in a pretty cabinet
Flip any case she says just like Murray Antoinette.
Original Lyrics:
She keeps her Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says just like Marie Antoinette.
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She keeps a moo and a shandal in a pretty cabinet
Flip any case she says just like Murray Antoinette.
Original Lyrics:
She keeps her Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says just like Marie Antoinette.
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She keeps a' my way of shining, in a pretty cabinet
Original Lyrics:
She keeps Moet et Chandon, in a pretty cabinet
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She keeps her Mo, Anna, Sean Doe
In a pretty cabinet
"Rightfully cake" she says, just like Marie Antoinette
Original Lyrics:
She keeps Moet and Chandon in her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake" she says,
Just like Marie Antoinette
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She keeps mooing in Schaumburg
Original Lyrics:
She keeps Moet et Chandon
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a Killer Queen, got by the jellybean
Dinomite and the lazerbeam
Gaurented to blow your mind, anytime
Original Lyrics:
She's a Killer Queen, gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen - got fine agility,
Dynamite with a laser beam.
Original Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen - gunpowder, gelatine,
Dynamite with a laser beam.
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen, goodbye to gelatine
Original Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen, gunpowder, gelatine
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen, not bad at Jeopardy
Original Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen, gunpowder gelatine
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen. Somebody cut the cheese
Dynamite with a laser beam
Original Lyrics:
She's a killer Queen gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Temporarily out of time.
Original Lyrics:
Temporarily out of gas.
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welfare stan etiquette
Original Lyrics:
Well versed in etiquette
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well first Connecticut
Original Lyrics:
Well-versed in etiquette
Queen's, "Spread Your Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, darling, flap it, man!
Original Lyrics:
Come on, honey, fly with me
Queen's, "Spread Your Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, darling, fly with me
Original Lyrics:
Come on, honey, fly with me
The Chi-Lites', "Have You Seen Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hypothenar
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen her
 
1980s
America's, "You Can Do Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can be Batman
Original Lyrics:
You can do magic
Foreigner's, "Jukebox Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jukebox hero got sties in his eyes
Original Lyrics:
Jukebox hero got stars in his eyes
Lionel Richie's, "All Night Long (All Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go away, work to be done
Original Lyrics:
Throw away the work to be done
Queen's, "Hammer to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe, now your struggles all fade
Original Lyrics:
Baby, now your struggle's all vain
Rockwell's, "Somebody’s Watching Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always feel like somebody’s touching me
Original Lyrics:
I always feel like somebody’s watching me
 
1990s
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little peace of my small?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little piece of my soul?
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the pain will make you blazing
You're the victim of your cry
Original Lyrics:
And the pain will make you crazy
You're the victim of your crime
Queen's, "Too Much Love Will Kill You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the pain will make you blazing
You're the victim of your crying
Original Lyrics:
And the pain will make you crazy
You're the victim of your crime
The Wonders', "That Thing You Do!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't mean to be cool
or
Don't mean to be crude
Original Lyrics:
Don't mean to be cruel
‘N Sync's, "I Want You Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told you not to lullay
Original Lyrics:
I told you not to worry
 
2000s
Biffy Clyro's, "Get F**ked Stud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Careful, son
Original Lyrics:
Get f**ked, stud
La Roux's, "Bulletproof"
Misheard Lyrics:
This time baby I’ll be baaaabe proof
Original Lyrics:
This time baby I'll be bulletproof
Radiohead's, "Pyramid Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I jumped into the Wiggles
Original Lyrics:
I jumped into the river
 
2010s
Miguel's, "Sure Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Big Mac, nipple gotta slip yeah
Original Lyrics:
You could bet that
Never got to sweat that

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