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1960s
The Beach Boys', "Good Vibrations"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the comic book clothes she wears
or
I like the comic strip clothes she wears
or
I like the comical clothes she wears
Original Lyrics:
I like the colorful clothes she wears
The Edwin Hawkins Singers', "Oh Happy Day!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, happy day
When Jesus swore
Original Lyrics:
Oh, happy day
When Jesus washed
The Righteous Brothers', "Unchained Melody"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Di goes by so slowly
Original Lyrics:
And time goes by so slowly
 
1970s
Albert Hammond's, "It Never Rains In Southern California"
Misheard Lyrics:
It pours in Valley Forge
Original Lyrics:
It pours, man, it pours.
Andrea True Connection's, "More, More, More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ho, ho, ho
Original Lyrics:
More, more, more
Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot, hot, hot, hot, potato night, potato night.
Original Lyrics:
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
Steve Miller Band's, "The Joker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m a picker, I’m a critter, I’m a lover and I’m a sitter
Original Lyrics:
I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner
 
1980s
Bernadette Peters', "Gee Whiz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheez Whiz
Original Lyrics:
Gee Whiz
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love A Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can’t love a Bandaid
Original Lyrics:
You give love a bad name
Night Ranger's, "Sister Christian"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re coloring
Original Lyrics:
You’re motoring
Pete Townshend's, "Let My Love Open The Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love can kill your brother
Original Lyrics:
Love can cure your problems
Queen's, "A Kind of Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's jealousy the doors of time
Original Lyrics:
Is challenging the doors of time
Queen's, "A Kind of Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day will dawn of Saturday.
Original Lyrics:
The day will dawn of sanity.
Queen's, "A Kind of Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way it sees is a day here,
The day will dawn outside of you,
It's a kind of magic, there can be only one,
This race that lasts a thousand years, will soon be done
Original Lyrics:
The waiting seems eternity,
The day will dawn of sanity,
This is a kind of magic, there can be only one,
This rage that lasts a thousand years, will soon be gone
Queen's, "A Kind of Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
This rain that lasts a thousand years
Original Lyrics:
This rage that lasts a thousand years
Queen's, "Friends Will Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not easy now, oh, she got friends to get drunk
Original Lyrics:
It's not easy love, but you've got friends you can trust
Queen's, "Friends Will Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not easy now, oh, she got friends you can trust
Original Lyrics:
It's not easy love, but you've got friends you can trust
Queen's, "Friends Will Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not easy now, oh, you've got friends you can trust
Original Lyrics:
It's not easy love, but you've got friends you can trust
Queen's, "One Vision"
Misheard Lyrics:
But look what they've done to Mike Reid!
Original Lyrics:
But look what they've done to my dream!
Queen's, "One Vision"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fried chicken
Original Lyrics:
One vision
Queen's, "One Vision"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme fried chicken
Original Lyrics:
Gimme, gimme, gimme one vision
Queen's, "One Vision"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what they've done to Mike Read, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Look what they've done to my dream, yeah!
Queen's, "One Vision"
Misheard Lyrics:
No blood, no sting, all we need is one television
Original Lyrics:
No blood, no stain, all we need is one world wide vision
Queen's, "One Vision"
Misheard Lyrics:
One heart, one soul, just one sore loser
Original Lyrics:
One heart, one soul, just one solution
Queen's, "Who Wants to Live Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
But touch my tears with your ears
Touch my whoa whoa with your freak out tears
Original Lyrics:
But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
Queen's, "Who Wants to Live Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
But touch my tears with your ears
Touch my whoa whoa with your freak out tears
Original Lyrics:
But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
Queen's, "Who Wants to Live Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my wart with your fingertips
Original Lyrics:
But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
Queen's, "Who Wants to Live Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch my wart with your fingertips.
Original Lyrics:
Touch my world with your fingertips.
Queen's, "Who Wants to Live Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
You touch my balls with your fingertips
Original Lyrics:
You touch my world with your fingertips
Ratt's, "Wanted Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your neck from this rat cage
Original Lyrics:
It's your neck, from this Ratt gang
Steve Earle's, "Copperhead Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drives a can of syrup painted on the side
Original Lyrics:
Johnson County sheriff painted on the side
Styx's, "Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta see this
Original Lyrics:
I got a secret
The Police's, "Spirits in the Material World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Upstairs I turn my stereo on
Original Lyrics:
We are spirits in the material world.
Whitney Houston's, "How Will I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four legged love, is all that I see
Original Lyrics:
Falling in love is so bittersweet
Whitney Houston's, "How Will I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four-legged love is all that I need
Original Lyrics:
Falling in love is so bittersweet
Whitney Houston's, "How Will I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
How will I know if he really loves me?
I say a prayer with every heartbeat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you 'cause you know about bee stings
Original Lyrics:
How will I know if he really loves me?
I say a prayer with every heartbeat
I fall in love whenever we meet
I'm asking you what you know about these things
Whitney Houston's, "How Will I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had Jimmy now
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had you near me now
Whitney Houston's, "How Will I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm asking you do you know about bee stings?
Original Lyrics:
I'm asking you what you know about these things
Whitney Houston's, "How Will I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm asking you what you know about feces
Original Lyrics:
I'm asking you what you know about these things
Whitney Houston's, "How Will I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm asking you, 'cause you know about beefsteaks
Original Lyrics:
I'm asking you what you know about these things
Whitney Houston's, "How Will I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the counselor
Original Lyrics:
Take me to the clouds above
Whitney Houston's, "How Will I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to the power bus.
Original Lyrics:
Take me to the clouds above.
Whitney Houston's, "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna dance with some bodies
I wanna build a heap with some bodies
Original Lyrics:
I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Whitney Houston's, "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna build a heap with somebody
Original Lyrics:
I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Whitney Houston's, "I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh! I wanna dance with somebody,
I wanna feed the beep with somebody!
Original Lyrics:
Oh! I wanna dance with somebody,
I wanna feel the heat with somebody.
 
1990s
Skee-Lo's, "I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I was a little bit stronger
Original Lyrics:
I wish I was a little bit taller
 
2000s
Bowling For Soup's, "1985"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready for Nirvana
Original Lyrics:
Way before Nirvana
DJ Sammy's, "Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm finding it hard to believe we're in Paris
Original Lyrics:
I'm finding it hard to believe we're in heaven
Madonna's, "Hung Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Di goes by so slowly
Original Lyrics:
Time goes by so slowly
 
country
Dolly Parton's, "Think About Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been on Nightline
Original Lyrics:
You've been on my mind

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