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1960s
Jackie Wilson's, "(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said your love (your love keeps liftin' me)
Yee-ha! (Liftin' me, liftin' me)
Original Lyrics:
L said your love (your love keeps liftin' me)
Keeps on (liftin' me, liftin' me)
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that weed's growing outside my window
Original Lyrics:
Autumn winds blowing outside my window
Derek And The Dominos', "Little Wing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me praise the Lord
Original Lyrics:
Anything you want
Eddie Money's, "Baby Hold On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby move on from here
Original Lyrics:
Baby hold on to me
Genesis', "Pigeons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking hot shots at the tourists?
Original Lyrics:
Taking pot shots at the tourists?
Genesis', "The Carpet Crawlers"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wooden socks are warm
Original Lyrics:
The wool is soft and warm
Golden Earring's, "Radar Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm spitting into a nude sunrise
Original Lyrics:
And I'm speedin' into a new sunrise
Journey's, "Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the lights go down in the setting
Original Lyrics:
When the lights go down in the city
Neil Diamond's, "Walk on Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
She leads Ann Jillian
Original Lyrics:
She leads the children
Sweet's, "Ballroom Blitz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ballroom glitz
Original Lyrics:
Ballroom blitz
Sweet's, "Fox on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
You scream and everybody goes
Original Lyrics:
You scream and everybody comes
The Cowsills', "Love, American Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
(But it shrines)
Original Lyrics:
(But it shines)
Toto's, "Hold the Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oberon
Original Lyrics:
Hold the line
 
1980s
Genesis', "Land of Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's 10 million men
Original Lyrics:
There's too many men
King's, "Alone Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Apartment
Original Lyrics:
A hot room
King's, "The Taste of Your Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's still remade
Original Lyrics:
That still remains
King's, "Torture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love me 'til I know
Original Lyrics:
Love me 'til I'm numb
King's, "Won't You Hold My Hand Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
These are the healthy times
or
These are the hefty times
Original Lyrics:
These are the heavy times
REO Speedwagon's, "Here with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can erase the happiness
Original Lyrics:
We can erase the emptiness
T'Pau's, "Heart And Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never let me cross to the other side now
I'm tired of the hope that you will somehow
Hot on the heels of something more
Original Lyrics:
You never let me cross to the other side now
I'm tied to the hope that you will somehow
Hard on the heels of something more
The English Beat's, "Mirror in the Bathroom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mirror in the bathroom, please don't break
Original Lyrics:
Mirror in the bathroom, please talk free
Wang Chung's, "Hypnotize Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is stoned
Original Lyrics:
My heart is stirred
‘Til Tuesday's, "What About Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living by the bush
Original Lyrics:
Living by the book
 
1990s
Cast of Barney & Friends', "Let's Take Care of Our Pets"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's take care of our kids
Original Lyrics:
Let's take care of our pets
Gabrielle 's, "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your arms around me you make me feel so sick
Original Lyrics:
Put your arms around me you make me feel so safe
Gabrielle's, "Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know you've got to haggle
You know you've got to bid strong
Original Lyrics:
You know you gotta have hope
You know you gotta be strong
Genesis', "Congo"
Misheard Lyrics:
You say that I do chase at you
Original Lyrics:
You say that I put chains on you
Genesis', "Never a Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is never a time to sing
Original Lyrics:
There is never a time to say
Genesis', "Tell Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
People snorting everywhere
Original Lyrics:
People starving everywhere
Saint Etienne's, "Avenue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pass me the soup can, baby
Original Lyrics:
Pass me the suitcase, baby
Saint Etienne's, "Hobart Paving"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Elvis cheers
Original Lyrics:
Like Elvis tears
Saint Etienne's, "Join Our Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
Team spirit is the '90s scene
Original Lyrics:
Teen spirit is the '90s scene
Saint Etienne's, "Pale Movie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is my sunshine ghoul
Original Lyrics:
She is my sunshine girl
Steps', "Say You'll Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste this space or time
OR
Don't waste this spacious time
Original Lyrics:
Don't waste this precious time
Take That's, "Pray"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do each night is stink
Original Lyrics:
All I do each night is think
Tom Petty's, "Free Fallin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a good girl, love's in my album
Original Lyrics:
She's a good girl, loves her mama
 
2000s
Big Cook Little Cook's, "The Tidy Up Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pots and pies will start to smell
Original Lyrics:
Pots and pans will start to smell
Coldplay's, "The Hardest Part"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bittersweet awkward taste in my mouth
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet I could taste in my mouth
Eiffel 65's, "Move Your Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Use the potty, come on now, everybody
Original Lyrics:
Move your body, come on now, everybody
Green Day's, "American Idiot"
Misheard Lyrics:
All across the idiot nation
Original Lyrics:
All across the alien nation
S Club 7's, "Reach"
Misheard Lyrics:
and your screams will come true
Original Lyrics:
and your dreams will come true
Scooter's, "Nessaja"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere deep inside me I found the job I used to seek
OR
Somewhere deep inside me I found the job I used to be
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere deep inside me I found the child I used to be
The Cheeky Girls', "The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Cheesy Girls
Original Lyrics:
We are the Cheeky Girls
 
2010s
Bruno Mars', "Versace On The Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be confused by my smile
'Cause I ain't ever been more for real, for real
Original Lyrics:
Don't be confused by my swag
'Cause I never been more for real, for real
Bruno Mars', "Versace on the Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath the chandelier
We're dancin' all alone
Original Lyrics:
Underneath the chandelier
We're dancin' on the lawn.
Charlie Puth's, "Attention"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throwing that turtle on my knee
Original Lyrics:
Throwing that dirt all on my name
Mallory Knox's, "Beggars"
Misheard Lyrics:
So try sleeping with a sphincter in your room
Original Lyrics:
So try sleeping with a stranger in your room
One Direction's, "What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way that you flip your head gets me overwhelmed
OR
The way that you flip your head gets me oh so wet
Original Lyrics:
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
Sia's, "Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till I hit the dumpster, hit the dumpster
OR
Hit the gun store, hit the gun store
Original Lyrics:
Till I hit the dance floor,
Hit the dance floor
 
misc
The Weeknd's, "Save Your Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make you cry and I'll run away
Original Lyrics:
I'll make you cry when I run away

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