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1950s
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Return, Lucinda, address unknown
Original Lyrics:
Return to sender, address unknown
 
1960s
Otis Redding's, "Try a Little Tenderness"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not just Sacramento
Original Lyrics:
It's not just sentimental
The Royal Guardsmen's, "Snoopy vs. the Red Baron"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eighty men tried, and eighty men died
Now they bear it together on the countryside
Original Lyrics:
Eighty men tried, and eighty men died
Now they're buried together on the countryside
 
1970s
Bay City Rollers', "Bye Bye Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't make me try
Original Lyrics:
Don't make me cry
Blondie's, "Sunday Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Called as I screamed
Original Lyrics:
Cold as ice cream
Jean Knight's, "Mr. Big Stuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss Nabisco
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Big Stuff
Paul McCartney & Wings', "Let 'Em In"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Uncle Lynn
Original Lyrics:
Uncle Ernie, Uncle Ian
T. Rex's, "Telegram Sam"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my mailman
Original Lyrics:
You're my main man
The Hollies', "I Can't Tell the Bottom from the Top"
Misheard Lyrics:
How you brought what's upside down
Original Lyrics:
How you brought what's inside out
 
1980s
Bucks Fizz's, "Making Your Mind Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a stereo
Original Lyrics:
You gotta speed it up
Fern Kinney's, "Together We are Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
He walked into my light
Original Lyrics:
He walked into my life
Jason Donovan's, "Too Many Broken Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need your body of soul
Original Lyrics:
I need your body and soul
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "Please Don't Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I'm gonna miss yolo
Original Lyrics:
That I'm gonna miss your love
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Shot in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I shot the dog, one step away from you
I shot the dog, always creeping up on you
Original Lyrics:
But a shot in the dark, one step away from you
A shot in the dark, always creeping up on you
Phyllis Nelson's, "Move Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Touching each mother
Original Lyrics:
Touching each other
Prince's, "I Wanna Be Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got nobody
or
I ain't got no mommy
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got no money
U2's, "Pride (In The Name Of Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
One pride in the name of love
Original Lyrics:
What more in the name of love?
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "Always Have, Always Will"
Misheard Lyrics:
That secret fart from me
Original Lyrics:
That secret part of me
All Saints', "War of Nerves"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't ever want to feel pay
Original Lyrics:
I don't ever want to feel pain
Blues Traveler's, "But Anyway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many television rays
Original Lyrics:
Too many television waves
Blur's, "Tender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tender is denied
Original Lyrics:
Tender is the night
Consumed's, "Heavy Metal Winner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saints go to heaven
And nerds go to hell
Original Lyrics:
You say it's gonna happen
You know it's gonna happen
Dru Hill's, "These are the Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to kiss you over London
Original Lyrics:
Not to kiss you over under
Eternal's, "Save Our Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the see-saws come between us
Original Lyrics:
And the seasons come between us
Full on the Mouth's, "Another"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet as hell, to the tower
One more hang-around to cover
Original Lyrics:
Sweeten it until it's sour
One more angle left to cover
Ladysmith Black Mambazo's, "Inkanyezi Nezazi (The Star & The Wiseman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey man, hallelujah, hey man
Original Lyrics:
Amen Halleluya Amen
Nirvana's, "Something in the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something in L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Something in the way
Pearl Jam's, "Dissident"
Misheard Lyrics:
A busy fiend
Original Lyrics:
I’m dissident
Rage Against the Machine's, "Killing in the Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can do like a soldier
Original Lyrics:
And I can do what they told ya
Suddenly, Tammy!'s, "Beautiful Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Floating with schools of chocolate goldfish
Original Lyrics:
Floating with schools of tropical fish
Um Jammer Lammy Soundtrack's, "Got to Move (Millennium Girl)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to suck myself
Original Lyrics:
Trying to psyche myself
 
2000s
Backstreet Boys', "Drowning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep me driving in your car
Original Lyrics:
Keep me drowning in your love
Boyzone's, "Every Day I Love You More"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know, but I'm bullied
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I believe
Craig David's, "Fill Me In"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I lock at the door
Original Lyrics:
So I knock at the door
Dreamcatcher's, "I Don't Wanna Lose My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna cause you pay
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna cause you pain
Everclear's, "AM Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can hear the music on the AM hey-O
Original Lyrics:
You can hear the music on the AM radio
Foo Fighters', "Learn to Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m looking for the sinus medicine
Original Lyrics:
I’m looking for the sky to save me
Geri Halliwell's, "Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
As she surrenders courtesy
Original Lyrics:
As she surrenders to the sea
Madison Avenue's, "Don't Call Me Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the one to take you home
Original Lyrics:
I'm the one to take you on
Precious', "Rewind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't tonight
Original Lyrics:
I can't deny
Robbie Williams', "It's Only Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they want us to throw up
Original Lyrics:
And they want us to grow up
S Club 7's, "Have You Ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suddenly the morning's gone
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly the moment's gone
S Club 7's, "You're My Number One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a funny feeling in my car
Original Lyrics:
I got a funny feeling in my heart
Sophie Ellis-Bextor's, "Murder on the Dancefloor"
Misheard Lyrics:
DJ, gonna burn this old courthouse right down
Original Lyrics:
DJ, gonna burn this goddamn house right down
The Killers', "Human"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are we human or are we denser?
Original Lyrics:
Are we human or are we dancer?
Vengaboys', "Shalala Lala"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm saying I'm stung
Original Lyrics:
And I'm singing a song
 
2010s
A Great Big World's, "Say Something"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I will stump you and fall
Original Lyrics:
And I will stumble and fall
Simon & Garfunkel's, "The Sounds of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Television there was plenty in my drain still remains
Original Lyrics:
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains.
 
misc
Phoebe Bridgers', "Kyoto"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're off all of ten days
Original Lyrics:
You were off by like ten days
The Lumineers', "AM Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the phonograph doesn't bring you back
Original Lyrics:
If the photograph doesn't bring you back

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