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1960s
Frank Sinatra's, "Night and Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend's gay
Original Lyrics:
Night and Day
 
1970s
Albert Hammond's, "I'm a Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me, I'm a train not a truck
Original Lyrics:
Look at me, I'm a train on a track
Aretha Franklin's, "Rock Steady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step and move from your lips
Original Lyrics:
Step and move from your hips
Bob Marley's, "Exodus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Exodus: movement of Chiquita!
Original Lyrics:
Exodus: movement of ja people!
Brick's, "Dazz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jazz ass
Original Lyrics:
Jazz dazz
David Geddes', "Run Joey Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
It wasn't his vault
Original Lyrics:
It wasn't his fault
Dawn's, "Candida"
Misheard Lyrics:
The further from him, now, the better
Original Lyrics:
The further from here, girl, the better
Helen Reddy's, "You're My World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a power so defined
Original Lyrics:
I feel a power so divine
Melanie's, "Lay Down (Candles in the Rain)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the right turn show up
Original Lyrics:
Let the white bird smile up
The Doors', "Queen of the Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of a frontier Indian squirrel
Original Lyrics:
Son of a frontier, Indian Swirl
The Five Stairsteps', "O-o-h Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll get it on down
Original Lyrics:
And we'll get it undone
William DeVaughn's, "Be Thankful for What You Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
TV and pandas in the back
Original Lyrics:
TV antennas in the back
 
1980s
Aretha Franklin's, "Jump to It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, I'm kinda in a Burger King
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, I'm kinda in a hurry
Duran Duran's, "All She Wants Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just stick it out
Original Lyrics:
Just stick around
Duran Duran's, "Burning the Ground"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barbara Ann
Original Lyrics:
Barbarella
Duran Duran's, "Careless Memories"
Misheard Lyrics:
My census shocking
Original Lyrics:
My senses sharpen
Duran Duran's, "Do You Believe in Shame?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heard you singing in stores
Original Lyrics:
Heard you singing the Stones
Duran Duran's, "I Don't Want Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only while we're dancing in July
Original Lyrics:
Only while we're dancing in the light
Duran Duran's, "Meet El Presidente"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, watch out, creature
Original Lyrics:
Well, watch out, teacher
Duran Duran's, "My Own Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you at the air raids yesterday
Original Lyrics:
I saw you at the air race yesterday
Duran Duran's, "Planet Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no sign of light
Original Lyrics:
There's no sign of life
Duran Duran's, "Skin Trade"
Misheard Lyrics:
A jump into the defense
Original Lyrics:
A jump into the deep end
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "Give It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody looks at the stairs
Original Lyrics:
Everybody looks and stares
Madness', "Night Boat to Cairo (Work Rest and Play)"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*cks off down the river Nile
Original Lyrics:
Floats off down the river Nile
Simple Minds', "Alive and Kicking"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love your cooking
Original Lyrics:
Alive and kicking
 
1990s
Duran Duran's, "Out of My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who are you too fair?
Original Lyrics:
Who are you to fail?
Duran Duran's, "Out of My Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were meant for me
Original Lyrics:
You were made for me
Duran Duran's, "Perfect Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be animals in the zoo
Original Lyrics:
Feed animals in the zoo
Duran Duran's, "Too Much Information"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey TV Guide
Original Lyrics:
Hey TV child
Duran Duran's, "Violence of Summer (Love's Taking Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bin Laden
Original Lyrics:
Bit later
Duran Duran's, "White Lines (Don't Do It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you get to hide, baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't you get too high, baby
La Bouche's, "Be My Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanna be my mother
Original Lyrics:
Wanna be my lover
Michael Bolton's, "When a Man Loves a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man lost a woman
Original Lyrics:
When a Man Loves a Woman
Spice Girls', "Say You'll Be There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the problem that you'll be there
Original Lyrics:
Is a promise you will be there
Spin Doctors', "Two Princes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You marry me, your father will disown you
You need his head now!
Marry him, marry me...
Original Lyrics:
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat, now
Marry him, marry me...
TV Show Scripts', "Teletubbies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big cock!
Original Lyrics:
Big hug!
TV Show Scripts', "Teletubbies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a gun!
Original Lyrics:
Again, again!
 
2000s
Christina Aguilera's, "What a Girl Wants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brother girl wants, brother girl needs
Original Lyrics:
What a girl wants, what a girl needs
Commercial's, "Cellino & Barnes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cellino n Baanes Eendzhututry EHTOORNEYS ass hhhhhhh AAA aaaa
Original Lyrics:
Cellino & Barnes, the injury attourneys 800-888-8888!
Duran Duran's, "(Reach Up for the) Sunrise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the time has gone
Original Lyrics:
Now the time has come
Duran Duran's, "What Happens Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
You called the police
Original Lyrics:
You've got to believe
Patricia Taxxon ft. Jules', "Caramelldansen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wir __ irigend a fahre med höhr mara up ni skali français cummy yay irgenwas kann fahre med su ihre mira fötte uh ah ah ah oh wigge ihre hände you're so me so pa' ihre Melodie dansa mit uns kleppe ihre hände your so me you're Not a single Fenster discolight missa mit die Chancen oh anyhow Carameldansen oh du bist so schön ihre hilft fullstop por du cinco miradas slipper loss komm irgen nie tar wie segen oh bien sogar par ihre fötte und wicke ihre fötte oh la la la you're so me 'till in the melody so come on Dansa mit uns klappa ihre Hände you're so me you're not a single Fenster discolight misser mit die chancen oh anyhow, carameldancing dansa mit uns klappe ihre hände yours so me yours not a single Fenster discolight missa mit die chancen no, anyhow Carameldancing dansa mit uns kläppe ihre Hände lips, show me yours till not a single fenster discolight missa mit die chancen no, anyhow mit Karamelldansen dansa mit uns klappa ihre Hände you're so me you're not a single fenster discolight missa mit die chancen no anyhow, mid carameldancing dansa mit uns klappa ihre hände youre show me yours not a single fenster discolight misse mit die schancen no anyhow, mid carameldanciing
Original Lyrics:
Vi undrar är ni redo att vara med Armarna upp nu ska ni få se Kom igen Vem som helst kan vara med (Vara med) Så rör på era fötter Oa-a-a Och vicka era höfter O-la-la-la Gör som vi Till denna melodi Dansa med oss Klappa era händer Gör som vi gör Ta några steg åt vänster Lyssna och lär Missa inte chansen Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen Oo-oo-oa-oa Oo-oo-oa-oa-a Oo-oo-oa-oa Oo-oo-oa-oa-a Det blir en sensation överallt förstås På fester kommer alla att släppa loss Kom igen Nu tar vi stegen om igen Så rör på era fötter Oa-a-a Och vicka era höfter O-la-la-la Gör som vi Till denna melodi Så kom och Dansa med oss Klappa era händer Gör som vi gör Ta några steg åt vänster Lyssna och lär, Missa inte chansen Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen
Willa Ford's, "I Wanna Be Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me want to masturbate
Original Lyrics:
You make me want to misbehave
 
2010s
Kelly Rowland's, "Commander"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll poop out the answer
Original Lyrics:
I'll provide the answer
THE ANXIETY, Tyler Cole, and Willow's, "Meet Me At Our Spot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little boy, why do you love wearing corduroy
Original Lyrics:
Caught a vibe Baby, are you coming for the ride?
 
misc
Olivia Rodrigo's, "Good 4 U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naughty
Original Lyrics:
Not me
 
xmas
'N Sync's, "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's that time of cheer
Original Lyrics:
It's that time of year
Run-D.M.C.'s, "Christmas in Hollis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enough to buy a book
Original Lyrics:
Enough to buy a boat
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers', "Christmas All Over Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Declarations
Original Lyrics:
Decorations
Traditional's, "Go Tell It on the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, telling on the man
Original Lyrics:
Go tell it on the mountain

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