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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
1960s | |
Brenda Lee's, "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics: Everyone dancing merrily and you go masturbate.
Original Lyrics: Everyone dancing merrily in the new old fashioned way.
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The American Breed's, "Bend Me, Shape Me"
Misheard Lyrics: Baby you're nowhere
Original Lyrics: Baby you know it
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The Beach Boys', "Surfin' Safari"
Misheard Lyrics: Let's go Sussex County
Original Lyrics: Let's go surfin' now
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The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics: Come together
right now all the meat Original Lyrics: Come together
right now over me |
1970s | |
Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics: Lipstick on his collar
perfume on his shoes. Original Lyrics: Lipstick on his collar, perfume on it too.
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Kansas', "People of the South Wind"
Misheard Lyrics: People of the south wing
Original Lyrics: People of the South Wind
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Sister Sledge's, "We are famliy"
Misheard Lyrics: Just let me staple the vicar
Original Lyrics: Just let me state the record
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1980s | |
Barry Manilow's, "Read 'em and Weep"
Misheard Lyrics: It's running silently angry and deep
Original Lyrics: It's running silent and angry and deep
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Genesis', "Invisible Touch"
Misheard Lyrics: She seems to have an invisible top shelf
Original Lyrics: She seems to have an invisible touch
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John Lennon's, "(Just Like) Starting Over"
Misheard Lyrics: But when I see you dying
Original Lyrics: But when I see you darling
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Kansas', "All I Wanted"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm loathing you the way I do
Original Lyrics: I'm loving you the way I do
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Kansas', "Play the Game Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics: Will you steal piano
Original Lyrics: Will you still remember
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Lipps Inc.'s, "Funkytown"
Misheard Lyrics: I want you to go to a f***ing town
Original Lyrics: Won't you take me to Funkytown?
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Michael Jackson's, "Bad"
Misheard Lyrics: Because I'm back, I'm back
Original Lyrics: Because I'm bad, I'm bad
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Salt n Pepa's, "Push It"
Misheard Lyrics: Aaah, motion
Motion real good Original Lyrics: Aaah push it
Push it real good. |
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Survivor's, "High On You"
Misheard Lyrics: So completely constipated
Original Lyrics: Such complete intoxication
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The Jets', "You Got It All"
Misheard Lyrics: You must have been given cents
Original Lyrics: You must have been heaven sent
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1990s | |
Counting Crows', "A Long December"
Misheard Lyrics: It's General Hospital
Original Lyrics: The smell of hospital
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Jon Secada's, "Just Another Day"
Misheard Lyrics: I don't wanna stick
Original Lyrics: I don't wanna stay
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Junkhouse's, "Out of My Head"
Misheard Lyrics: Chardonnay down empty halls
Original Lyrics: I shout her name down empty halls
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Luniz's, "I Got 5 On It"
Misheard Lyrics: Avoiding all the Vicks
Original Lyrics: Avoiding all the thick
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Smash Mouth's, "All Star"
Misheard Lyrics: I hate the Sharpie doing a shit
Original Lyrics: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
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The Connells', "'74-'75"
Misheard Lyrics: I read a story ever after
Original Lyrics: I was just sorry ever after
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2000s | |
Nizlopi's, "JCB Song"
Misheard Lyrics: We're holding on the bike parts
Original Lyrics: We're holding up the bypass
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Roger Shah's, "Over And Over"
Misheard Lyrics: Like a song-addicted face
Original Lyrics: Like a song I took to bed
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Slipknot's, "Pulse of the Maggot"
Misheard Lyrics: We are the bit on your colon
Original Lyrics: We are the bitter bucolic
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The Darkness', "Get Your Hands Off My Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: Get your hands off of my willie, now, before I c**.
Original Lyrics: Get your hands off of my woman, motherf***er!
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2010s | |
Kelly Clarkson's, "Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics: Snow is falling, it's the capital C
Original Lyrics: Snow is falling as the carolers sing
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country | |
Shania Twain's, "Don't Be Stupid"
Misheard Lyrics: Show me something
Original Lyrics: Don't be stupid
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xmas | |
Bryan Adams', "Run Rudolph Run"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause I'm really like a miracle mile
Original Lyrics: 'Cause I'm really like a merry-go-round
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Michael Buble's, "All I Want for Christmas is You"
Misheard Lyrics: Underneath the presents here
Original Lyrics: Underneath the Christmas tree
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Traditional's, "Deck The Halls"
Misheard Lyrics: Deck the halls with bows of Holly.
Original Lyrics: Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
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Traditional's, "Deck the Halls"
Misheard Lyrics: Don now wears gay apparel
Original Lyrics: Don we now our gay apparel
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Traditional's, "Twelve Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics: Three French horns
-or- Three French hams -or- Three French fries Original Lyrics: Three French hens
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