Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for December 28, 2015

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1950s
Dean Martin's, "That's Amore" Misheard Lyrics: When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie That's so boring. Original Lyrics: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That's amore.	Harry Simeone Chorale's, "Little Drummer Boy" Misheard Lyrics: I am a poor toy boo, Barranco Dapán I have no **** to bring, Barranco Dapán That's fit to give to the King, Barranco Dapán Barranco Dapán Barranco Dapán Original Lyrics: I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

1960s
Diana Ross & The Supremes', "I'm Living in Shame" Misheard Lyrics: I was born in Leeds with maids and servants at my feet Original Lyrics: I was born elite with maids and servants at my feet	Mama Cass Elliot's, "Dream a Little Dream of Me" Misheard Lyrics: Sweet dreams 'til slumbers find you Sweet dreams that leave ol' Boris behind you. Original Lyrics: Sweet dreams 'til sunbeams find you Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you.
The Animals', "House of the Rising Sun" Misheard Lyrics: The wife got on the platform, the oaf got on the train. Original Lyrics: With one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train.	The Beatles', "Magical Mystery Tour" Misheard Lyrics: Rollo, Rollover the Mystery Tour. Original Lyrics: Roll up, roll up for the Mystery Tour.
The Move's, "Flowers in the Rain" Misheard Lyrics: The time was still approaching four I couldn't stand it anymore So many girls upon my eider down. Original Lyrics: The time was still approaching four I couldn't stand it anymore Saw marigolds upon my eider down.

1970s
Boney M's, "Brown Girl in the Ring" Misheard Lyrics: Brown girl entering Original Lyrics: Brown girl in the ring	Chicago's, "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" Misheard Lyrics: And so I can't imagine why Original Lyrics: If so I can't imagine why
Chicago's, "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" Misheard Lyrics: And that's it Original Lyrics: And I said	Eagles', "Hotel California" Misheard Lyrics: Mirrors on the ceiling, Depict champagne on ice Original Lyrics: Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice
KC & The Sunshine Band's, "Get Down Tonight" Misheard Lyrics: Do it little Dan, make it in the mud, get Calgonite Original Lyrics: Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight	Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls" Misheard Lyrics: I've been staying with ma fags Original Lyrics: I've been singing with my band
Queen's, "Somebody to Love" Misheard Lyrics: I work till I ache my balls Original Lyrics: I work till I ache my bones	Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight" Misheard Lyrics: My Mother's always been 'When it's right, it's right.' Original Lyrics: My motto's always been 'When it's right, it's right.'

1980s
AC/DC's, "Back In Black" Misheard Lyrics: I got the hair skulls, I'll never die! Original Lyrics: Forget the hearse 'cause I'll never die.	Bruce Springsteen's, "Born in the U.S.A." Misheard Lyrics: I had a brother I called Sean Original Lyrics: I had a brother at Khe Sahn
Chris DeBurgh's, "The Lady In Red" Misheard Lyrics: The lady in red is dancing with me, chink to chink. Original Lyrics: The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek.	Dire Straits', "Walk of Life" Misheard Lyrics: Here comes Johnny singing cold meat storage Original Lyrics: Here comes Johnny singing oldies, goldies
John Mellencamp's, "Jack and Diane" Misheard Lyrics: Changes comin' round soon make us women and then... Original Lyrics: Changes come around real soon Make us women and men.	Kim Wilde's, "View from a Bridge" Misheard Lyrics: Youth on a bridge Can't take any more. Original Lyrics: View from a bridge Can't take any more.
Living Colour's, "Cult of Personality" Misheard Lyrics: F*ed up personality I am a fed up personality I am a f**ed up personality! Original Lyrics: I am the cult of I am the cult of I am the cult of Personality!	Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" Misheard Lyrics: On the side of the sea that Jackie saw! Original Lyrics: Mama se, mama sa, mama coo sa
Queen's, "The Invisible Man" Misheard Lyrics: Incredible loungy chair see Ronnie through me Original Lyrics: Incredible how you can see right through me	Sade's, "Smooth Operator" Misheard Lyrics: Smooth vaporator Original Lyrics: Smooth operator
Sheila E.'s, "The Belle of St. Mark" Misheard Lyrics: I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with an elephant trainer Original Lyrics: I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love with the belle of St. Mark	Siouxsie and the Banshees', "Hong Kong Garden" Misheard Lyrics: Hopeful elephants in the air Simple scratchings everywhere Reap the fields of rice and weeds While the population feeds Original Lyrics: Harmful elements in the air Cymbals crashing everywhere Reap the fields of rice and reeds While the population feeds
The Beach Boys', "Kokomo" Misheard Lyrics: Drop the cocaine, nothing in your hand. Original Lyrics: Tropical drink melting in your hand.	The Smiths', "Unhappy Birthday" Misheard Lyrics: I'm gonna shot myself Original Lyrics: And then I shot myself
XTC's, "Senses Working Overtime" Misheard Lyrics: One, two, three, four, five Sisters working overtime Original Lyrics: One, two, three, four, five Senses working overtime

1990s
Elton John's, "Sacrifice" Misheard Lyrics: With the scent of her danglers And temptation's strong. Original Lyrics: When the scent of her lingers And temptation's strong.	Erykah Badu's, "On and On" Misheard Lyrics: You can't f* a pizza just leave it alone Original Lyrics: You can't f* with me so just leave it alone
Metallica's, "Don't Tread on Me" Misheard Lyrics: Soviet Threaten no more To secure peace is to prepare for war Soviet Settle the score Original Lyrics: So be it Threaten no more To secure peace is to prepare for war So be it Settle the score

2010s
Fall Out Boy's, "Rat a Tat" Misheard Lyrics: I kept wishing she had blond hair bitchin' and she let it glow to my hair Original Lyrics: I kept wishing she had blonde ambition and she let it go to my head.	Flyleaf's, "Thread" Misheard Lyrics: My parachute's in sheds Original Lyrics: My parachute's in shreds
Major Lazer with DJ Snake feat. MØ's, "Lean On" Misheard Lyrics: Bupkis, fire gone Original Lyrics: Blow a kiss, fire a gun	Rammstein's, "Dalai Lama" Misheard Lyrics: Come here light beer Heals his wounds with beer Come here light beer Heels and wounded deer Original Lyrics: Komm her, bleib hier Wir sind gut zu dir Komm her, bleib hier Wir sind Brüder dir

country
James Baskett's, "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" Misheard Lyrics: Zebedee Doodah, Zebedee A Original Lyrics: Zippity do da, Zippity-ay

misc
Beartooth's, "In Between" Misheard Lyrics: I can't have silenced lemonade Original Lyrics: I can't have silence claiming me	Traditional's, "Twelve Days of Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: And a par tree a Jen a pear tree Original Lyrics: And a partridge in a pear tree.

xmas
Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting)" Misheard Lyrics: And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from 1 to 9 to 2 Original Lyrics: And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from 1 to 92	Nat King Cole Trio's, "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting...)" Misheard Lyrics: They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of poisoned goodies on his sleigh Original Lyrics: They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
Traditional's, "Angels We Have Heard On High" Misheard Lyrics: "Flor" 'tcha, In extension deo. Original Lyrics: Gloria in excelsis deo	Traditional's, "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" Misheard Lyrics: God rest ye married gentlemen Original Lyrics: God rest ye merry gentlemen
Traditional's, "Good King Wenceslas" Misheard Lyrics: Good King Wenceslas looked out, On the Feast of Steve, Oh! When the snow lay round about Deep as Christmas Eve, Oh! Original Lyrics: Good King Wenceslas looked out, On the Feast of Stephen When the snow lay round about Deep and crisp and even	Traditional's, "Good King Wenceslas" Misheard Lyrics: When a foreman came in sight Gathering winter fuel Original Lyrics: When a poor man came in sight Gathering winter fuel
Traditional's, "Hark The Herald Angels Sing" Misheard Lyrics: Hail the Hamburg Prince of Peace. Original Lyrics: Hail the Heaven-born Prince of Peace.	Traditional's, "The Holly and the Ivy" Misheard Lyrics: Of oddities that are in the wood The holly bears the crown. Original Lyrics: Of all the trees that are in the wood The holly bears the crown.
Traditional's, "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: Good tidings we bring, to Ewan, your king. Original Lyrics: Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.	Traditional's, "Winter Wonderland" Misheard Lyrics: In the meadow we can build a snowman And pretend that he is Strangely Brown Original Lyrics: In the meadow we can build a snowman And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
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